BLACKED
BECKETTY FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>2047149
Tainted with low iq germs.
Based
Is Sasha the next Cena?
>>2047134
She already is more over than Cena.
She's already drawing more
Only post in this thread if your favourite is a certified ratings killer and a bonafide anti-draw
AND THEY CAN'T
REACH
2.5
Guilty
Reporting in
Posting another of my favourites
>>2047169
I said WOAT, not GOAT
>The next leader of the free world apparently couldn't tell if a pro wrestling skit was fake.
>In a recently resurfaced interview, WWE star Triple H said Donald Trump once called around in a panic because he wasn't sure whether one of the wrestling company’s over-the-top storylines was true.
>Back in the simpler times of 2007, WWE featured a storyline in an episode of “Raw” in which Vince McMahon — the company’s CEO — suffered a series of failures as his roster of wrestlers mocked him.
>The episode ended with McMahon hobbling into a backstage limousine — which burst into flames as soon as he sat down.
>The WWE — known for its soap opera subplots as much as its athletic brawls — played the angle for real as long as it could, and even put out a press release claiming “initial reports indicate that Mr. McMahon is presumed dead.” (He’s still alive and still running WWE today.)
>The plot fooled many fans — including, apparently, the 45th President of the United States.
>In a 2008 “Opie and Anthony” interview, Triple H mentioned Trump as one of the many people who fell for the fake news story.
>“He’d probably be mad at me for saying it, but, like — Trump called and was like, ‘Did something happen to Vince?’” the wrestler said.
MARK IN CHIEF
>I'm, like, a really smart guy.
>Trump is a dumbass
This has been known for decades
Even the WWE stock crashed when they run with the Mcmahon dead storyline. Trump probably read the news and was concerned about his friend.
>>2046939
He is a minor mastodon. Or at the very least a honorary mastodon
>>2046939
Nah, he's a big guy.
>>2046939
I respect him. Mastodon or not, he actually gained height and got clues
What did he mean by this?
I would have thought it was pretty obvious from the post.
Or did you just need an excuse to use the whole "what did he mean by this" meme?
He meant he's retarded.
Matt is inviting him to his house. Yet he talks about you know where to find us, nigga invited you to his house not the other way around dumb ass njgga
>>2046844
The second thing you said. That one.
Are the rumors true?
Just mocking gays.
Yeah he loved Shawn more than he liked Nash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMezkmjVpys#t=56s
>"Thankyou for putting up with me, I love you Boss."
>"I love you too Shawn."
What did they mean by this?
She's so irrelevant now her segment was cut from RAW
Where did it go wrong?
>>2046769
She cant talk.
>>2046769
Raw producers didn't think she had enough beef
She's dating Ryder.
MUH KAYFABE
>>2046754
ITT: Bigger draws than all of raw's mens champions
Grow up.
>>2046756
Divas blowing out the indy midgets and mir carders.
http://kiwi6.com/file/e69byw1twa
>Anderson/Gallows vs Sheamus/Cesaro vs The New Day felt like a House Show opener. Enjoyable but a clusterfuck
>Axel losing only makes him stronger he is the Krillin of the Undercard
>Lince Dorado, Jack Gallagher, and Daivari like the rest of their division are treated as Undercard jobbers and losers. The only man who cuts a promo worse then Gallagher is Noam Dar
>If Brian Kendrick and TJ Perkins are going to be your top guys in this dumpster fire of a division you might as well add Neville, Zayn, Rollins, and Balor to this division to give it meaning
>Alicia’s new gimmick is she is clingy towards Cedric and how she thinks Bayley wants to get BLACKED
>How do we get Sami over? Compare him to the worst Diva we have on active payroll and have him work with Jinder fucking Mahal- Vince McMahon
>Why are faggots in Philly waste money to buy tickets to shows they refuse to get interested in what the fuck are they waiting for an Attitude Era level program fuck off do something better with your seemingly meaningless lives you fucking faggots.
>Konnan and Alberto Del Rio are still arguing with each other
>>2046718
Based anon
>>2046726
Philly is so weird
Roman got 1 large pop we he came out to save Seth Rollins from danger but come the main event they booed him for Spearing Jericho, they booed him harder picking up the Universal Championship and they booed him when he left the arena
I'm convinced people don't wanna really watch Roman wrestle they want him to act like Goldburg Spear something then leave...like don't even long build it towards any kind of angle you just get paid to spear then leave
>>2046751
Philly smarks don't know what they want, this is the same crowd that cheered for Based Big Dog when he won his second WWE Championship and started the YOU DESERVE IT CHANTS after the cameras stopped rolling.
http://wrestlingnews.co/wwe-raw-viewership-for-121216-viewership-down-for-the-roadblock-go-home-show/
>Monday’s episode of WWE RAW did 2,758 million viewers, which is down from the 2,980 million viewers the show did last week
>8 p.m. 2.929 million
>9 p.m. 2.713 million
>10 p.m. 2.632 million
ROMANETTY IS A WORSE DRAW THAN WOMEN'S WRESTLING
Based Big Down Working The Ratings
>The utter state of Fedoramen
>>2046636
HOW LOW CAN THEY GO
JUST
>>2046612
Worst belt of all time besides the palette swap current championships
>>2046612
Based album. Got my signed back in 2006 and met him
>>2046612
Wordlife
It's the basic thuganomics
> The Miz's Intercontinental Championship reign
I really feel like there hasn't been a solid heel champion like this in years and he's making the title look amazing as well. Is there anyone in recent memory who has been this good as the IC Champion? That Miz Participation Award was money.
> Orton Joining the Wyatt Family
Actually feel like a dangerous team and these two compliment each other surprisingly well, two psychos combined.
The beef on parade every time Charlotte comes down to the ring
>>2046605
You can keep pushing it all you want, but nobody is gonna start saying it.
>>2046623
To be the roastie you gotta beef the roastie
>Not a real russian
>actually a spic
God damn it I should've checked her wikipedia earlier
>Portuguese and Venezuelan
>spic
The Bellas, Bayley, and Eva are spics. Learn the difference because it can save your life.
>>2046553
>implying those aren't spic countries
>>2046571
So all crackers from Europe are redneck trailer trash too?
> Tag team champions are solid fighters and best in the division
> Two main eventers team up just to one up each other and take the titles for no reason
Wouldn't have been mad if this had happened last night. New Day are cancer.
> Revival
> American Alpha
> Vaudavillians
> Ascension
> DIY
> The Authors of Pain
All these fantastic tag teams but the WWE STILL have to rely on thrown together teams like Beauty and le Man Beast, Cesaro & Sheamus and Orton & Wyatt. Don't get me wrong, I love the last two teams, but that's not the point. I hate when teams are put together and INSTANTLY are put into the title picture. When there are teams killing it but not being given a chance to prove themselves.
>>2046543
>t. Edge and Christian