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>Saved Wrestling by bullying Shawn

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>wrestling memes
are fucking boring as hell

2. NEVER DREW A DIME

>>2045961
>no trigger discipline
>her entire hoof is clasped around the grip

>>2045961
/Paintball/

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>>2045961
Knowing this bitch she probably will shoot herself in an accident before she's able to even aim at something

Based Bret and Vince working the marks and smarks alike into thinking it was a legit screwjob

They had far better matches in 1992.

Along with the original WWF ladder match.

>>2045906
underage roblox retard detected.

WE

>>2045891
Booker t should have resisted.

>>2045891
I don't see one whitey in that ring, so I'm inclined to say all of them.

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>>2045858
Excuse me sir, would you blow into this for me?

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>>2046649

>>2046649
Hey yo, officer. Pac's the driver.

>>2045839
Nice freckles. No I didn't notice you, get over first and draw some dimes.

>>2045839
She kinda looks like Post-Crisis Lindsay Lohan.

How is your beef game?

Stop watching whenever Romanetty is on TV.

That's what I've done.

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By falling for the Roman Reigns meme you're every bit as bad as the people lining up for the latest New Day match. These men are marketing tools, not Wrestlers. The Shield/ New Day are a McMahon shill job made for the express purpose of creating a new "legitimate" superstar to be used in subsequent merchandise releases in order to attract the "mark" demographic to maximize profits. This happens all the time in wrestling. They pluck out a new star with an inoffensive face from obscurity, put them in an indie promo on the cheap, and bam, they now have "legitimacy" "wow look at this hot new talented superstar" appeal and can now be a new "artificial star" to hinge your Wrestlemania main event on.

It is all fraud, a manipulation. Roman Reigns is no more a wrestler, no more a human being even, than the new What Culture promotion. He is smoke and mirrors, a light show, a pretend wrestler.

Exact same career progression is true of all of the shilled meme wrestlers of late. Punk, Swagger, Hardy, Bryan, Zane. By supporting these "lesser known" critical darling you are only enabling the PG marketing phase of this psuedo-independent machine.

Reigns is lying to you with his very existence.

>>2045940
This.

>>2045727
>KO getting worked by a soccer mom so hard he seethes on Twitter

top kek, this man can not stop getting BTFO by unimportant people
>a restaurant
>Otunga
>now, a soccermom

Doink the Clown's lining up to rip this boi to pieces

>>2045731
>KO getting worked by a soccer mom so hard he seethes on Twitter
Its the other way nigger.

Here is the essay

My heart is shattered. What started off as an amazingly awesome night ended in my 7 year old being completely heartbroken. My son is a huge WWE fan and a fan of just about every wrestler on the roster. He has a drawer full of everyone's shirts but he chose to wear a Roman Reigns shirt since he has been a fan of his ever since he started watching. All night he was getting high fives from other wrestlers and was all smiles but for some reason when Kevin Owens came out he singled out my son and commented on who's shirt he was wearing then told him "you should get this shirt. Actually don't get this shirt I don't want you to ever wear my shirt. Don't you ever try to touch me." All because my 7 year old wanted a high five and wasn't wearing his shirt. My heart sank. He became visibly upset, sat down and kept staring at the gate. I couldn't help it I started crying. He loves wrestling. He has a drawer full of just about everyone's shirts, over 100 figures, so many accessories and just loves watching and going to events. The worst part is he was going to be getting a Kevin Owens shirt and hat for Christmas but now he doesn't want anything to do with him. Kevin Owens was actually one of my sons favorites but now he says "he's not even on the list of who I like." This was finally an event that my whole family was able to attend: myself, my son, my mother who has been suffering from leukemia, and my father and we were all having a great time until that happened. For a show that is supposed to be family friendly Kevin Owens really crushed a huge fans spirits last night. My son is 7 not 15 or 16 where they can take someone they idolize talking to them like that but 7.

Part 2 inc.

>>2045734
We have been to many events: TLC, Smackdown, Hell in a Cell, NXT, and the draft. He doesn't want to go anymore. He had previously asked me if the wrestlers who appear mean would ever do or say something to a kid and I said absolutely not they know better. Kevin Owens made me a liar and just showed everyone last night how much of a jerk he really is. To top all of this off after Kevin Owens lost to Roman Reigns and he was walking away from the ring my son was just standing there on his seat watching and Kevin Owens jumped towards him and yelled at him "I am your father" which made no sense but with the sudden movement and loudness made all of us jump and my son almost fell of his seat. My son is crushed and whenever he talks about it he tears up. I can't believe a wrestler would actually treat a 7 year old fan this way. Shame on you Kevin Owens and WWE.

>>2045692
>Post praising Bryan
>Also showing Reigns beating Bryan
So has triphammer combined his two personas into one now?

>Bryan carries Romannetty to the match of his life
>worst singles PPV main event in Bryan's career

pottery

>>2045692
>Bryan carrying anything when he's a featherweight

Back to wooo

>>2045684
It should be pretaped to help it flow better.

why are these midgets on Raw if they have their own show now? Why did they even give them their own show if they don't even get reactions on Raw?

>>2045687
That's fine, and the should have done that from the start, but it's only 3 weeks in and they've already stopped the "live" bit.

Sasha and charlotte both were not at raw and no one noticed or complained. They are literally an afterthought. No one cares. Btfo

>this coming off the heels of the gay writer who was pushing the women's revolution getting fired

Tybv

>>2045675
I noticed and was very glad for it.

He stomped 6,000 goombas, never drew a coin.

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>>2045664

>>2045664
BASED BIG DOG

Legit question, is FedoRamen the most pathetic poster of asp?

He makes 10 fucking threads a day saying the same things over and over and calls that ''working the smarks''.

Get a life dude.

He genuinely does.

Roman has defended the US title 4 or 5 times already

Well, it worked, people in this very board have said stuff like "Lmao, what are you talking about? Roman is in the midcard now"

>>2045600

He was trying to inspire Roman reigns

>canadian
>drawing
not a chance

Drew more than Michaels

KC and it's not even close. The guy who does RF is a paedo

KC. Sean Oliver is genuinely entertaining and funny.

>>2045580
This. YouShoots are always a treat.