Back in my days wrestlers used to go to bars and drink beers and fuck bitches and do drugs and get into real fights, real men like Rick Rude, Kevin Nash and Scott hall to name a few where the epitome of real men, not only did they look like real men with their towering heights (which is more important than "skill" on a fake sport by the way you obese neckbeards smark) but they showed those people who can be a wrestler and who should performing be at your grandmas bingo halls.
Now look at today's wrestlers, nothing but glorified pretty boys under 6'0 that look like they belong in a boy band more than the ring. A bunch of nerds that play video games and have their little safe spaces with drug checks, those are not real men, these Cruiserweights like pic related need to get out, same with the indie darlings, Make wrestling a big man's sport for true men that did drugs and fucked bitches like back in the old days.
i don't think wrestlers were doing that stuff in 2006
Yuyetty was never a draw.
Now that I think about it, alot of the new talent WWE has today looks like they would be the MCs of their very own anime.
Was this a shoot?
>>2046435
Yeah, and also, that movie The Condemned is live action footage that lead to his release when he was the last of the convicts left alive. He then turned to underground fights to pay for the treatment of the daughter of the man he killed in self-defense. Once he had no obligations. he became a guard at a state penitentiary that was housing Goldberg, Burt Reynolds, Nelly, Chris Rock, and Adam Sandler.
Yes, Stevetty was so triggered Hogan turned him into a midcarder that he walked out of the company then beat his wife
>>2046448
I thought the condemned was a good movie.
Also this was before I watched wrasslin, also I don't like Austin
JUST
>>2046419
Well, time to fap
>>2046419
And she fucked Tajiri, so even your micropenis can satisfy her, OP.
Can you delete this OP?
My wife said she'd leave me if I can't get it up, so I've started NoFap to cure my ED
Will we ever go back to /sp/ lads?
You could open up a brothel with the amount of sex needed here.
I'd rather be told to have sex than have a bunch of football fans somehow trying to convince me wrestling is any more fake than the NFL
>>2046397
/thread
>>2046397
18+
Is he, dare I say it, the sexiest wrestler of all time?
You mean the guy that has the body to head ratio of a midget? Ya no thanks
If he didn't have to wear lifts he'd have a case for it
he's a janetty
2016: Undertaker vs Shane
2015: Sting vs HHH
2014: Undertaker vs Lesnar
2013: Rock vs Cena
2012: Rock vs Cena
2011: Undertaker vs HHH
2010: Undertaker vs Michaels
2009: Undertaker vs Michaels
2008: Mayweather vs Show
2007: Trump/Lashley vs Vince/Umaga
"undercarder" meme BTFO
Miz/Cena was the draw for 27 just because everyone knew The Rock was going to do something
Nobody gave a shit about Taker/Lesnar going in, some people even missed the streak end and skipped the match because they thought it was so predictable
If you make stuff up then anyone can be a draw.
>>2046337
Wasn't 2014 D.Bry getting the Championship out of pity?
>heel promos that were more than "I hate sports team"
>women that looked like women
>bra and panties matches
>blood
>no manlets
>people not doing the same spots to death
>AUDIENCE ISN'T FUCKING CHANTING THE ENTIRE TIME
>farily enjoyable undercard
>fun mid card
>awesome main card
>storylines involved hilarious personal issues instead of "muh competition"
>gimmicks that would be controversial now
>segments that would be controversial now
>most of the workers are great on the mic
I don't know if its nostalgia or what, but holy shit it is more enjoyable than the crap now.
>>2046308
>>no manlets
>>2046309
Let me correct that, manlet prescence isn't as big as it is now.
>>2046309
Those were men though.
Thoughts?
Fantastic wrestler.
>>2046253
Godlike wrestler.
>>2046253
TBTITBTWATBTEWB
Can someone explain the logic behind this "triple threat tag team" bullshit?
>only two active competitors
>a whole tag team is excluded
>unless one of the opposing team members tags them in, which they would never have any reason to do
>have to pull increasingly ridiculous "sneaky tag" spots just to get the other team in the match
Why don't they just have all three wrestlers active? You know, like an ACTUAL triple threat match? You don't even have to have them all in the ring at the same time, 95% of the match time in triple threat matches one guy is resting outside anyway.
Or just book match types that make sense instead. Literally anything is better than this awkward "oh gosh I'm stumbling over to the side of the ring where these two guys are waiting to sideline my team" garbage
I dunno it makes no sense to be fair.
All 3 should be in at the same time.
>three teams
>two people in the ring
>they can tag in or be tagged out by anyone on any other team
>Team 1: A, B
>Team 2: C, D
>Team 3: E, F
A and F begin, representatives from Team 1 and 3 are active.
C tags in from F, F is out, 3 are now on standby, teams 1 and 2 are active.
It's easy shit.
I've never seen one of these, but they sound silly. First thoughts are:
1. If there are only 2 active competitors, it's not even a triple threat match;
2. If you can tag someone from another team in, then really the rules should allow you to tag in someone from your competitor's team. Meaning the two members of one team are in the ring together, and can score an easy win.
Just dumb nonsensical booking. I bet HHH invented it.
>Created and wrote the highest rated sitcom in television history "Seinfeld"
>Created iconic characters that ruined two of the actors career as they were always associated with them in auditions
>Made women look funny
>Curb your Enthusiasm is 50 minutes of Wrestling Segments
>Amazing Satire and impromptu comedy writer
This guy would revolutionize the Wrestling Industry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHmpbDWdMJw
>>2046222
Based Larry would be the perfect goy for Head of Creative
Gallows & Anderson would get skinhead gimmicks.
>>2046333
I'm absolutely fine with this.
>Raises Both Titles
>Crowd literally remains stagnant
What did Roman "Once I Pop the Crowd Just Stops" Reigns mean by this?
>>2046220
That's just because the crowd mics got muted, Anon.
>>2046224
Why would they do that if they want Roman to look strong?
>>2046221
>>2046228
I didn't know Roman posted on here, maybe you can tell us why.
>>2046235
Because the crowd would be booing.
is Raw on the uprise now? that show last night was fantastic. best in weeks. it wasnt as TV PG as well
>>2046152
yeah I feel the same way... it's still not even close to being a truly entertaining show but I kept watching till the end without pushing myself to do so
>no Sasha/Charlie shit
>RAM is actually not so bad now
Really makes you think
I think that they're taking a good direction with lots of things. But the women shilling, cruiserwieghts and 2x ppvs a month are all a mistake.
All in all everything looks pretty good after an awesome survivor series.
Will we ever get an emotional moment like this in WWE ever again?
inb4 never drew a dime but when Taker retires.
Especially if they use this theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38Av3aol5SU
Guy was there for the whole time i was watching wrestling. WMs without him will not be the same.
>tfw no more GONG
>>2046140
inb4 undercarder
Plus his HOF speech, his farewell on RAW/SD, the video packages they make. Hopefully they use that piano theme too
Undertaker's semi-frequent WM appearances have been one of the only things lately that make it feel like WM and feel like a spectacle. This year's show was 7+ fucking hours. It sucked. Undertaker vs Shane was too long but at least his presence (and the match led to a Shane jump off HIAC) made the awful lackluster show feel important within the WWE bubble.
Both in their prime.
PRIDE rules, who wins?
UFC rules, who wins?
>>2046086
Fedor would eat him alive kek
>>2046092
I agree.
>>2046086
PRIDE I think Brock has a better chance. UFC no way
>blew Owens out so hard he made him throw a shitfit on Twitter
>banter at maximum
>"NO CHIN MUSIC"
>"The chinpossible dream"
>"Chinternational superstar"
>JBL too scared to rag on him because he could whoop his ass
>banging Hudson
>Harvard lawyer
>former champion
>ripped
>shredded
>carried the nexettys
>literally made Kevin Owens have a fury aneurysm
>>2046061
his commentary still sucks
>>2046065
>kevin still seething
>>2046061
That's actually a really big, aesthetic, well-proportioned physique. Great insertions and symmetry. Otunga could do well in bodybuilding comps. It's a shame he isn't utilised in a shirtless capacity more in WWE. He has great size. Looks thick. Solid. Tight. I want WWE to keep us all posted on Otunga's continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what he's got, Vince. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight Otunga can get.