>3...2....1... >buzzer >the music starts > https

>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hlO_1JGTww
>yfw

>>2041295
>That dissapointment face

>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NOzIVWefgo
>yfw

>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AIH28G2YRo
>yfw

>>2041261
How does the rumble work this year? Is it Raw and Smackdown mixed? Can the winner go for either belt?

>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjpRDmXoyMk
>yfw

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>>2041310
Actually never. The Botch would kill herself.

>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svK4tci8tHw
>yfw

The only possible real surprise in this Rumble could be Kurt Angle, Samoa Joe, Nia Jax and that's about it.

1/2 of the Rumble will be about Bork/Goldberg and the final half will be the eventual winner (my bet is BMJ or Deanetty). Indy shitters like the fat fuck or potato twink will never main event Wrestlemania over the company belt.

There will also be a temporary Shield reunion spot where all three of them clear the ring before they start fighting among themselves. HHH will also show up to eliminate Jasethy thus starting their WM program.

I don't think Based Big Dog will win the Galactic title, my guess is that Jericho carries it for a while until the potato twink returns.

>>2041319
>potato twink
Literally who?

>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fs4x-a53D-g
>yfw

>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfwXhx3vK5g
>yfw

>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVMxgg_bEz4
>yfw

>>2041328
only if he comes in after ellsworth but before goldberg

GOAT sequence

>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
> https://youtu.be/k06lLDDe-b4
>yfw

>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOefnp_HeXY
>yfw

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>on entry number 10
>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_RGwvt8r1k
>yfw

>>2042120
>putting even MORE jobbers on the main roster
Please no.

>>2042220

Tye's gimmick would flop hard on the main roster too, and not just becuase it's WWE and they literally can't stop fucking shit up. It's just a crappy gimmick and Tye isn't quite good enough to make it work. Sure he's over with the Full Sail crowd, but remember, so was fucking Adam Rose.

I swear to God, where is the edgy fuck who's going to link Benoit, you know who you are!

>>2041325
Finn Balor i believe

>>2042236
>It's just a crappy gimmick and Tye isn't quite good enough to make it work
delet this
>tfw despite my love for Tye, i know, deep in my heart that you are actually right

>>2041331
Would mark out. Super dragon is god.

>>2042236
>>2042259
I've seen literally 1 Dillinger match, which was the Takeover Toronto one with Babby Roode. Do either of them put on better matches than that? Because I was not impressed

>>2042424

No

but one has entrance music and the other says 10

That apparently means success in WWE now

>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHU5D2O31vs
>3 seconds later
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLFyZOn2t3A&t=9s

>>2042120
>Miz's spot in the rr is revoked by angry Bryan
>Miz furiously attacks Tye Dillinger as he walks down the rap
>Tye "eliminates", gets rekt by Braun or somebody
>Miz and Tye fight for IC title at Elimination Chamber
>Miz, Tye, Dolph, Apollo, Kalisto, Corbin and Hawkins IC ladder match to start wrestlemania

>3...2...1..
>buzzer
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWH85xlhZbI

>>2041335
WOULD MARK

Never forget 2017 is the year the world got worked
>3...2...1..
>buzzer
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Njb_rjV9NYI

>>2042700
That opening guitar part would make everyone look shocked like Undertaker's bell.

>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxLLKHGNnIU

>3....2...1
>*BZZZZZZZZZZZT*
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd9PYIb0H2o
>yfw

>>2041331
Shits poppin

>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlsZes95qiA&ab_channel=Matt

>>2041261
>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ax5SiG8Pmvw
>YFW

>>2041295
when will he be a tranny and tag with charlotte

>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGY1J9XTXuw
>yfw

>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp7aGkiflwY
>yfw

>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-Yv5hFFNK4

>>2041307
Likely how it was during the original brand split. i assume the winner is gonna go Universal because MUH RAM and they need to make the belt look legitimate.

>>2042670
Kek, would be fucking great.

>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTPsZUJtwPw

>>2042670
damn this needs to happen

>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEhkTFZCFig&ab_channel=SamoanDriver

>>2041310
I'm genuinely afraid this will happen

>BAH GOD ITS THE WOLVERINE
>CHRIS BENOIT IS BACK
>CHRIS BENOIT IS BACK
>CHRIS BENOIT IS BREAKING DOWN EVERY MAN IN THE RING BAH GOD
>OH
>OH MUH GOD HERE COMES EDDIE GUERRERO WITH A STEEL CHAIR ALL HELL HAS BROKEN LOOSE

Post yfw

>>2041261
MICHINOKU DRIVERS
OUT OF NO WHERE

>>2041328
ellsworth vs gillberg wm 33

>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sDMt19MkRk
>yfw

>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgSwhQX7gPY
>yfw

the asp fag rumble
1 Taka Michinoku
2 David Flair
3 William Regal as Steven Regal
4 Randy Orton in his blue and yellow rookie shorts
5 Sasha Banks
6 Gillberg
7 Superdragon
8 a guy dressed as Hercule (heehee japan)
9 The Patriot
10 Tye Dillinger
11 The Miz working the smarks in d-brys ring gear
12 Raven
13 Chris Benoit
14 Linda Mcmahon
15 Donald Trump
16 The Hurricane
17 Kenny Omega
18 Eric Bischoff
19 Dan Severn
20 Colt Cobana
21 Dave Meltzer
22 Grado
23 X-pac, Justin Credible and Albert all on one number
24 Braden Walker
25
26
27
28
29
30

>THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST RUMBLE EVER!

>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3Ps0kIeusw
>yfw

>>2042754
would mark the fuck out

>>2041299
based

>>2042800
genuinely mark the fuck out

>>2042700
and DAVID BENOIT APPEARS
would mark

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>>2042757

>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNpAAg5sE6Q
>yfw

>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UssdX_l-XyY
>yfw

>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blDRbCjpMYE&ab_channel=JackpotStudio
>yfw

>>3...2....1...
>>buzzer
>>the music starts
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JJHA0YIOEM
>>yfw

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>>2047089
i wish

>buzzer
>the music starts
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dxDtfV4m4I
>yfw

>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
> https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=eVl1ta68074

Are we all in agreement that we'd mark the fuck out if Scott Steiner returned?

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>>2041331
>>2041335
>>2042700
>>2042757
>>2042770 (Would shit my pants desu)
>>2047032
>>2047089

>>2042700
Literally a goat theme it's a shame wwe can't use it anymore

>>2043903
The state of this theme.

>>2044092
heh kind of want to download some caws for PS4 and have this match

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>>2041261
>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daVtI3Jng-U

>>2048458
would mark hardly

>>2048458
I wouldn't even chant you suck if this ever happened

>>2044092
1 Taka Michinoku
2 David Flair
3 William Regal as Steven Regal
4 Randy Orton in his blue and yellow rookie shorts
5 Sasha Banks
6 Gillberg
7 Superdragon
8 a guy dressed as Hercule (heehee japan)
9 The Patriot
10 Tye Dillinger
11 The Miz working the smarks in d-brys ring gear
12 Raven
13 Chris Benoit
14 Linda Mcmahon
15 Donald Trump
16 The Hurricane
17 Kenny Omega
18 Eric Bischoff
19 Dan Severn
20 Colt Cobana
21 Dave Meltzer
22 Grado
23 X-pac, Justin Credible and Albert all on one number
24 Braden Walker
25 Dalton Castle
26 Batista
27 Matt Hardy
28 Adolf Hitler
29 Vicente Viloni
30 Kurt Angle

Perfect rumble, honestly

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>>2041318
would mark so hard I become gay

>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVumHeK4vNc
>yfw

>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4lS9Q2lrbU
>yfw

>>2041261

L I T E R A L L Y

W H O

>>2042236
>guys are over when they get booked well
>guys aren't over when they're not booked

WHAT IS THE CODE?!

>>2044092
Still better than last year's.

>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDKI1WZ7JEA

How hard would you mark?

>>2048716
L I T E R A L L Y

U N D E R A G E

FUCK YOU
HE IS TAKA MICHINOKU

>>2048734
Choppy choppy

>>2043117
I think Nia or Asuka would get in the Rumble before Sasha ever would

>>2048716
You need to be over the age of 18 to post on this website.

>>2048882
HEY MAN
YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM?

I AM
TAKA MICHINOKU

>>2048614
I'd like Hitler's odds from the 28 spot

>>2048614
>Donald Trump
>No Jeb!
Shit Rumble actually

>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeaVMffAi8M
>yfw

>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suh2I1hRXGY
>yfw

>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbpoeZ4bRnQ
>yfw

>>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0H_DZvjGrY
>yfw

>>2049025
Would mark hard.

>>2048966

>not posting the GOAT version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHYkAsIuI6A&ab_channel=MercerMorrison

>>2042749
lmao, helms wants to fuck my friend's girlfriend so hard. He constantly orbits her on facebook and tries to hit her up whenever he comes to town,

>>2049087
ISN'T HE MARRIED?

>#30
>3...2...1...
>Buzz
https://youtu.be/xRCwNAC-XA8
>marking out

>>2041307
Only for their brands belt

>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qrTUm-N4q4
>yfw

>>2042744
Wouldn't be surprised if WWE did this to put some attention on the brand. It'd probably just be some sort of Drew Carey thing though, maybe eliminating Slater or Miz or Titus.

>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJB_BDG1d8s&
>yfw

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>>2043192

>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUFEzqTAOtE
>yfw

>>2049154
Would mark hard desu. I was a Gregory Helms fanatic because of how well he was able to work a crowd as a genuine heel

>>2049154
*tilts head to the left*

>>2050395
kek

>>2048695
>Danshoku Dino Vs Sasha Banks in a No Women No Cry match.

>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtKskeNth38
>yfw

>>2043903
I don't want to believe this actually happened.

>>2041261
I spazzed the fuck out when he almost beat haitch.

>>2048614
where the fuck is Steve Blackman?

>>2051858
2001 was a strange era.

>>2051850
oh fuck yes

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>>2041310

>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhHM_Cr2Dg&t=9s
>yfw

>>2051974
The only person who actually managed to be MORE boring than Shamrock

>>2051977
Fuck off or I will make you stop shitposting one way OR ANOTHER

>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjFwBtw5jZQ
>yfw

>>2051977
>heathen hating on escrima sticks and titantron spots
Get fucked, Blackman's my boy

>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftKXYstFgMM
>yfw

>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RSrGEC9RjQ
>yfw

>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmXrPVRXlj4
>nmtshcm

>>2051977
Imagine being this fucking dumb and having taste that's this shit.

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>>2052379
>defending blackman
>or worse, defending shamrock
You need to be over the age of 18 to post on this website.

>>2052394
You first junior.

>he doesn't main Ken "Tap You Out In 2 Minutes" Shamrock in WWF No Mercy

>>2052403
Please post literally any Ken Shamrock match that was actually good.

>>2052406
Breakdown 1998

>>2052418
>cage match with mankind and rock
Of fucking course. Mankind and the Rock could carry anyone through a match.

>>2052424
>Foley carrying anybody post-HIAC
>Rock carrying anybody ever

You keep moving those goalposts junior. Maybe it'll prove your ebin meme that Shamrock wasn't a wrestler years ahead of the curve.

>>2052429
>Foley was never good past HIAC
>Rock was never good
>defends Shamrock
>somehow thinks he can tell other people THEY have shit taste

2/10 I replied

>>2052435
>saying that wrestlers aren't carriers means they're not good

Not what I meant dummy.

I think that this whole "wrestling" deal is a bit too advanced for your speed.

>>2052418
I meant a good singles match.

>>2043903
What, no Justin Credible on the Titantron?

>>2052456
>vs. Vader
>vs. HBK
>vs. The Rock (who's not carrying anybody in 1998)
>vs. Owen
>vs. Mankind
>vs. Blackman

You done now or will you thank me again and ask for another?

>>2048614
Top kek. Let's bring it to 40.

>>2044315
>nobody responded to this

/asp/ confirmed for not real men.

>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LonNPQPkNCA
>yfw

>>2048614
Autism

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>>2044092
Make this in 2k17 and stream it

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>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXhLJxSC2Xs
>yfw

>>2041331
mfw kool keith