>>2048567
How can RAM even compete?
GOAT segment
>>2048616
maryse is a fucking goddess
I know this is considered a fedora tier opinion on here. But I wish that Cesaro would come over with Zayne as well. They would both be a great add to the roster. Cesaro and Zayne could feud first, then The Miz could get them over as a face since he's such a good heel. Especially since Ziggler is gonna have a match or two with AJ.
Even Becky wants a taste
>>2048537
She has shit taste then. I'd rather watch her suck on Summer's feet
>>2048557
>You hear John Cena cutting a promo in the ring
>"I BEAT THE DEADMAN!"
>"I BEAT THE LUNATIC FRINGE!"
>"I BEAT AJ STYLES!"
>"THE CHAMP IS HERE!"
>The crowd pops
>You walk up to the plate
This is it...
>Your music hits and you come out
What do you say?
Fine speech John
>>2048529
You see, John... The fact of the matter is...
>>2048535
YOU AREN'T UP AGAINST THE DEAD MAN OR THE LUNATIC FRINGE
YOU SEE JOHN YOU'RE UP AGAINST THE GAME
THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN
Hey /asp/, name our stable.
3MB
Based Big Dog and two jobbers
>>2048487
Heath and The Hacks
P1 cleaner than your church shoes ahh
Does he make a milli point two just to hurt you?
>>2048479
is that a song lyric
That would be a rare, respectable WWE shirt if the logo was smaller.
Woo woo woo...
Based gay cops should now be #1 contenders
>>2048470
I was low key pulling for the Fashion Police to win that Battle Royale after Alpha got eliminated.
>>2048470
>gay
But they're not...
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/2016-12-13/article/ryder-suffers-knee-injury
>>2048466
I honestly don't think Zack cares. He hates being in the Hype Bros. Mojo is the one that is in trouble, since he sucks. Yet Vince seems to like him for some odd reason.
>in before Mojo gets a main event push
>>2048469
Yeah Mojo is guaranteed a main event push because of Gronk
>>2048471
Well, what time does your mom come home?
Book an all-women stable for them to feud with.
>>2048420
no, matey
>Sashetty
>Becketty
>Based Beefetty
>Bayletty
>>2048420
Emma
Mickey Paige
Asuka
Tessa Blanchard
This was actually pretty gay. Are Sami and Braun going to be taking part in the LGBT storylines that WWE talked about?
>>2048310
I missed this, what the fuck is this picture.
>>2048310
I'd have to have Foley shouting right in my face. The guy looks like he perpetually has b.o.
>>2048310
Do people actually care about the ginger muslim?
He isn't over, the song is.
That is completely true
>got huge pops before debuting just for appearing on Takeovers
You're dumb anon.
>>2048280
He was always over to me. The song is just icing.
Samoans and fatsos can't sit with us.
Only five black champs? WWE is so fucking racist. How do they get away with this?
all boring as bricks the only people who get exicted for these nogs are NEETS 27+
wcw had no black people until it started dying
wwf was at its worst with black people (mabel, zeus)
black people need to leave
>muh history
So when are Sasha and Charlotte fighting in an Inferno match then?
>smackdown live
>not even live
what did they mean by this
>>2047977
post ya micropenis bitch tits
why did you steal a tripfags name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E66dVx9LbrA
What do you lads think of Carter's budding musical career?
>RHYNO ELIMINATED BY SLATER
RIP
Time for a Miz TV segment
>WWE is currently taping tonight's SmackDown from Washington, DC. It will air on a slight tape delay due to the Tribute to The Troops tapings. Below are live spoilers:
>* SmackDown opens with James Ellsworth, Daniel Bryan and Shane McMahon backstage
>* WWE Champion AJ Styles is out for MizTV. Dean Ambrose and Dolph Ziggler both interrupt. Miz lays out Ziggler with a Skull Crushing Finale. Ambrose hits Dirty Deeds on Miz. Luke Harper is out next. He drops Ambrose and stares Styles down. A Fatal 4 Way elimination match is announced with the winner facing AJ on December 27th
>* Carmella defeated Natalya with a small package. Nikki Bella was on commentary
>* Zack Ryder wins the #1 contenders battle royal for his team. Heath Slater accidentally eliminated Rhyno at one point
>* SmackDown Women's Champion Alexa Bliss vs. enhancement talent never happens because Bliss is above this. Becky Lynch comes out and wants her rematch. Shane McMahon makes the match for right now
First for Based AJ
>>2047213
inb4 rawtist janitor deletes the thread
Where's the gamethread?
Got deleted again
Someone has it out for Smackdown
>>2047211
do we have a rawtist mod?
>>2047211
Janitor is a Rambabby and deleted the thread