>The UK independent scene starts to gain the slightest traction
>WWE responds by signing half the country's roster, gives them their own belt, and gives them a weekly tv show with the backing of a billion dollar company.
I fucking love Vince
>>2052134
Are you fucking with me?
>it's real
Holy shit based Vince is playing sixth-dimensional chess.
That belt is gorgeous too.
I'm sure he let it be known that his great munificence would be felt most warmly by those wrestlers who had never taken the dirt money of World of Sport or online indie federations, too....
Can't deny that that's incredibly based but lack of competition is ultimately terrible for wrestling and everyone involved.
OI MATE, I SWEAR ON ME MUM I'LL WIN THE BLOODY WWE UK CHAMPIONSHIP MATE
FISH AND CHIPS GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
>this is what Amerifats think Brits sound like
>tfw only Brit punk gimmick in wrestling is Nigel
Seriously tho, why the fuck a UK championship and not the European one? Just to fuck with ITV?
Will it just be just 4 guys competing for it, or will Roman "The Big 'The Guy' Dog" Reigns win it too?
>UK Championship
>Make one of these the inaugural champion
>yfw
Which wrestler is autistic?
the nude black guy a few posts down
Baylee
Xavier
Bo dallas
Becky
Nia Jaxx(ran into wall)
Miz
Elsworth
2/3 shield not big dog
Gentleman Gallagher (most autistic)
Kevin Owens
Foley
D-Bry
Balor (high functioning autism)
Lesnar is somewhat autistic
>>2051902
>Nia Jaxx(ran into wall)
what?
>Gentleman Gallagher (most autistic)
who?
Please list in order from who drew the most dimes to who drew the least
HHH
Razor
HBK
Nash
X-Pac
Triple H got carried to drawing the most dimes
Kevin Nash
POWER gap
Scott hall
Xpac
POWER gap
Hbgay
>>2051820
HHH>HBK>Scott Hall>Kevin Nash>X-Pac
Ever since I was a kid he was my favorite wrestler
Does anyone remember the name of his finisher?
> favorite wrestler
> doesn't know the name of his finisher
Who is this?
>>2051844
2 Cold Scorpio/Flash Funk
>Del Rio initially said the brawl started because of some inappropriate touching, but Rafy firmly disputes that. Fredo Esparza tweeted out the main parts of the translation, saying: "Tortuga Ninja Rafy said the mistake he made was that he said "pass by beautiful" to Paige when letting her pass him. Did not touch her."
>Rafy says he didn't mean anything by the comment, though he does regret using that phrasing. He also made sure to mention that Paige also told Del Rio he didn't touch her, but Del Rio asked "Who are you calling beautiful?" and removed Rafy's mask. At that point, Rafy ran down the hall and into the locker room, as there were onlookers and other members of the public in the hallway and he didn't want his face to show.
>He said by the end of the encounter Del Rio was calming down and started apologizing, with Rafy following suit. He also says the brawl itself was blown out of proportion, and that while he did get a few punches thrown his way, his face wasn't torn up as previous reports declared.
JUST
Paige isn't even fucking hot. Is this beaner retarded
Del Rio did what any real man would do.
Alberto is sure going out of his way with defending this broad's 'honor' even though this relationship isn't gonna last for shit.
>For post-Christmas, these are the updated house show cards. The Raw crew will headline with Owens vs. Reigns for the Universal title, Rollins vs. Jericho (including some gimmick matches), New Day vs. Cesaro & Sheamus vs. Gallows & Anderson for the tag title, Banks vs. Charlotte for the women’s title, Cass vs. Rusev, Zayn vs. Strowman, Show & R-Truth & Goldust & Sin Cara & Darren Young (managed by Backlund) vs. Shining Stars & O’Neil & Mahal & Dallas and Bayley & Fox & Liv Morgan vs. Brooke & Emmalina & Jax. Originally they were going to put the women in Santa’s Helpers matches which was one of the reasons Morgan was brought in. I guess they realized that given the direction of the women’s division, that would be a step backwards, plus Nia Jax’s character totally doesn’t fit doing that kind of a gimmick match.
this time of year is always all hands on deck and arent these shows around new york/new jersey?
makes sense
Isn't she basically the pale Carmella?
>>2051671
i think she's cute
Why does every negro in the /WWE/ have to dance?
Is Ember Moon the only black person in WWE history to not have a stereotyped gimmick?
>>2051660
Put a group of black guys in a room, they'll start dancing.
Every fucking time
>there are people on /asp/ who waste 5 hours a week watching Raw and SD instead of just spending 30 minutes watching the Youtube uploads
>>2051659
>being this poor
>inb4 le cut the cord millennial
I have no fucking life
>>2051661
>you're poor if you don't waste hours every week watching WWE
I'd think it'd be the poor people who don't know how to spend their time properly
Why don't they just put them back together senpai?
the better question is:
why don't they get slimed?
>>2051637
Why does Roman shave his hairline?
>>2051642
Simply to enrage Deano.
Every time the Ambrose looks at the Colossal Canine, he knows that his hair will never be as majestic as the Huge Hound.
He is never going to be as tall, handsome, tanned or over as the Big Dog.
And thats why Roman does it.
is he over?
In my heart.
Compared to the rest of the snoozerweights he's red hot
>>2051556
I think he is getting there. It's happening slowly. He is getting as over as a cruiserweight can.
If they don't win at Roadblock I'm gonna kill somebody.
If Roman Reigns doesn't win at Roadblock I'm gonna kill somebody
yell dew fooking nuttin'
>>2051538
>If they don't win at Roadblock I'm gonna kill somebody.
Don't worry, they probably will.
>If Roman Reigns doesn't win at Roadblock I'm gonna kill somebody
Hello, police? I'd like to report a murder threat.
Start with yourself OP
how can one man be so based?
Charisma
>rare
>based
>>2051505
For a second I thought it was going to be Styles V Miz .... Title for Title ... but then Ambrose music played and you could tell immediately Styles and Miz were just trading feuds.
Fucking Smackdownie.
MIZ BTFO
Miz dick little.
When's Trump deporting this unfunny fat fuck?
Based fluffy
what does he smell like?
like slime
beef
GOATs