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Dunno about the story but book the matches like Taker vs HBK.

>>2049760
Protestant vs Catholic something like that

They can bicker about which one the irish like better

I'm probably gonna set an alarm for 29 minutes, have a nap and wake up to disappointment.

That's plenty of time for a pretty satisfying fap to your chosen form of titillation material.

Sasha looks holy fucking yum tier in this pic

If it's just 30 minutes of charlotte giving sasha a wedgie like she did at heck in a kek then it'll be worth it

Turn heel?
Go to raw?
Retire?

Probably

>>2049671
Whats this guy's name again?

>>2049671
If AJ needs time off, then yes have ZIggler win. Have him cheat to do it too.

That's a terrible picture of her.

>>2049656
Better pic

>Naomi

She's AJ's road wife so WWE book them together to keep him happy

Maryse is fucking gorgeous. Miz is one lucky guy.

lmao nice thread you got here ysecucks

It's easier to write a good heel than a good face, and they're often allowed more freedom in shit they do.

>>2049525
>Raw tag champs
>Heel

No, they're not heels. They cheat but they're not "heels" like the rest of the people you listed. They still crowd pander.

I think the Wyatt family are sort of tweeners right now cause everyone loves Randy and Bray.

>>2049489
>WWE talent on there

What is this a poster of/for?

>>2049489
Picture quality's kinda shit but I think that's my man, MMA pioneer Minoru Suzuki right over Naito so him. If that's not him then I'll just take wannabe Katsuyori Shibata. Shame Togi Makabe and Tomoaki Honma aren't there, they look more like the american stereotype of pro wrestlers than the majority of WWE's roster right now.

>>2049521
Best Match Ishii not on there either. fackin' boolshet.

>picking Shibata

Wouldn't you rather win?

>>2049311
18+

>Cass on Kevin Nash comparisons:

>"I get that comparison a lot. I watch a lot of Kevin Nash's matches. I use a lot of his stuff. I definitely use a lot of his mannerisms. Kevin Nash had a swagger about him. A lot of those things that I watch kind of rub off on me."

>>2049311
Hogan has a sympathetic face/look...Cass does not. That's like 65% of his popularity righ there, he has a sad hangdog face that you want to cheer for.

>>2049313
At least we know now why he's shit

Chad Gable

Eva Marie

Dolph Ziggler

>>2049279
>What still-new WWE wrestler is so notorious for his predilection for group gay sex that his peers worry his next WP result will show him to be a walking biohazard?
Finn
>Which Diva and her bland partner were nearly canned for passing banned substances onto the boys?
Naomi and Uso #2
>Who has the deadly combination of low morals, stupidity and high sex drive that will eventually lead to his many attempts to proposition jailbait at meet-and-greets coming to light?
Seth
Easy one:

>While a certain Billionaire effortlessly cements Smackdown into the hearts of smarks, who is the Big Nosed individual who is dramatically failing in the eyes of viewers, television execs and hardcores after being given full control of Monday night programming?
Trips

>>2049285
Dolph's into thicc girls, not young. He also has high morals, and is pretty smart. The high sex drive is correct thoough.

>>2049255
based wolfcuck blowing out leltzer

>posting a tweet from over a month ago
lose weight

>the state of nEEtWolfCucTV

don't watch anything after 2008 and you won't be dissapointed

>>2049222
trips speak truth, but unfortunately earliest hulu has is jan 2014 onwards. May have to find some alternative viewing method to watch old attitude era stuff. That might be more worth my time.

>>2049234
I'd watch from the rumble this year desu

One thing that always bugged me is that there were cameras around all the time throughout the entirety of the "Wrestling With Shadows" filming but somehow they don't get Bret punching Vince on film, then you see Vince walking out """groggy""" like he's selling. Don't you think of all things they recorded that should have been a big one?

>>2049211
>getting this worked

>>2049211
That was because Bret never punched him and it was a work, the black eye was makeup

In the Monday Night Wars doc on the Network Bret said he broke his knuckle punching Vince and that's why he didn't immediately wrestle on WCW. No way I'm buying that

>>2049189
Hopefully soon. He looked strong last night, and I think Bray and Randy will turn on him, making him a face.

>>2049189
When a babyface holds the IC title.

>>2049189
Hopefully never because he acts like a gigantic baby in a balding fat man's body. Why the fuck would anybody want this?

>>2049188
I got sick of him after seeing him on the Stone Cold Podcast. Made him look like a fucking clown. I softened up a little bit during the promo exchanges between him and Cena, but after the James Ellsworth shit, putting AJ Styles' credibility at risk is a huge no-no.

But he's the modern day Brian Pillman

>>2049188
http://archived.moe/asp/search/filename/Best-Dean-Ambrose-Memes/

Nice falseflag attempt deanshit aka carter aka pedomod

But she has all that beef

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>>2049183
Goddamn look at that nice piece of ass

>>2049185
>heard a frat boy at his university refer to vag flaps as beef
>trying to start the meme on a wrestling board

j-just stop you're embarrassing yourself.