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>5 Undercarder Matches we are dying to see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9dVuHyA3cg

Kevin Owens vs Carder
Braun Strowman vs Carder
AJ Styles vs Carder
Finn Balor vs Carder
Shinsuke Nakamura vs Carder

Thoughts?

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When did you realize that no matter how much you want it to feel like when you were 9 years old, all of professional wrestling is cringe and unwatchable as an adult?

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I miss him bros

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Big guys flop.

Tribute to the Troops loses 27% viewers in 1 year,
crowd leaves before the main event featuring Big Cass and Roman Reigns.

http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2016/1216/620405/ratings-viewership-for-the-rock-rock-the-troops-special-and-wwe/

Vince in tears.

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>It appears Samoa Joe may be suffering from some kind of injury. He appeared at Thursday's WWE NXT live event before the main event and announced that he was not cleared to compete. He then watched the main event from ringside as NXT Champion Shinsuke Nakamura and Tye Dillinger defeated Bobby Roode and Andrade "Cien" Almas.

>Joe worked the steel cage match against Nakamura in Melbourne, Australia on December 8th and worked again on December 10th in Newcastle. The Newcastle main event saw Nakamura, Dillinger and Buddy Murphy defeat Joe, Roode and Elias Samson. It was noted by a correspondent that Joe and Nakamura didn't do much in the match. Joe then worked the December 12th NXT live event on the Gold Coast, which saw Nakamura and TM-61 defeat Joe and The Revival. A correspondent at that event noted that The Revival and TM-61 worked most of the match while Roode and Dillinger had some involvement but there was not a lot of action from Joe.

>Joe's last match came on December 13th in Sydney.He teamed with Roode and Samson but lost to Nakamura, Murphy and Dillinger. Correspondents at that show noted that there was a lot of stalling and crowd work with minimal bumps and few high-impact spots.

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I'm not from burgerland, can someone explain me what the fuck is a dime?

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if you wear anything else you are a fat autist and you are wearing Children's clothes

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Friendly reminder AJ Styles is the best wrestler ever.

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GOAT

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Kofi Kingston is the black Dolph Ziggler

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Why does she look pretty here but not on tv or in any other pictures?

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>never the guy
>never drew a dime
>never cut a memorable promo
>was constantly used to put over real stars
>never had a real run with the belt - always a transitional champion
>fat smark favourite
>main evented one mania and tanked the rating so badly it almost killed the company
>fourth best member of team RECK
>second best member of benoit and angle
>cucked by Jeff Jarrett
>got literally scared by ECW
>won a gold medal in a sport no-one cares about
>outdrawn by Triple H
>outdrawn by HBK
>outdrawn by Undercarder
>spent more than half of his career in TNA
>will never return to WWE
>had to pretend he cared about being in the TNA hall of fame
>jobbed to lesnar
>jobbed to cena
>jobbed to everyone in the attitude era
>his "wrestling machine" mouthguard period was cringeworthy
>lost a shoot fight to a tough enough rookie on live TV
>bitched about puder BTFO him and got him fired before Puder could steal his spot
>always got told he sucks
>failed to transition to UFC
>failed in rejoining the olympic wrestling team
>lost his hair to edge
>mentored a tag-team of jannettys.
>only significant moment in his career was lying in the middle of the ring watching Brock Lesnar botch a shooting star press

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What is Ezekiel Jackson up to now a days?

He was my favorite wrestler back on WWECW and I even liked him when he was in Lucha Underground.

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What did they mean by this?

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Two highest non WM Buyrates since 2002

>1. Royal Rumble 2002 (670,000 buys, most bought ever. Triple H's comeback match
>2. Summerslam 2005 (650,000 buys, main event of Hogan vs Michaels)

BASED DX CONFIRMED DRAWS