>RAM Champion is a large order of fries away from Type II Diabetes - universally loved by smarks
>RAM tag champions are retarded meme niggers - universally loved by smarks
>RAM Women's champ is an ugly horsefaced cunt who routinely botches moves in every match and has a worse hairline than George Costanza - universally loved by smarks
>Cruisercucks are boring manlets and replaced divas/women as the piss break match for 95% of audience - universally loved by smarks
>US Champ is the biggest star on the show, has the best look, works the smarks, loved by kids and women; the two demographics that draw actual dimes - universally despised by fat neckbeard, plebbit user smarks
Will Rawtists ever recover?
>2057958
based fatass owens working seething OP into a shoot
>2057958
>I HATE THE HEEL CHAMPION (you)
Get worked, mark.
Is there Hank CAWs?
If you were really a Roman Reigns fan, you would be angrier than anybody with the way he's booked, because as a talent, he's been completely wasted for over two years now.
>won a royal rumble
>main evented mania 2 times
>closed mania as world champion
>3 time world champion (soon 4)
>ranked #1 by PWI in 2016 and #2 in 2015
>currently US champion
>involved in many top storylines
Kek he wasn't wasted
I pretend to like Roman online to get people mad
Stop with all these Reigns threads
I don't hate the guy but we don't need these many threads , Jesus fucking Christ
What's gonna happen to /asp/ when Roman loses to KO and gets wellnessed again?
Not happening tho
People like this fag >>2057921 will pretend it's a work again, even though it wasn't last time and he immediately came back and ate two pins in a row.
>2057941
I never pretended that it was a work kek
>The most over wrestler in Canada is a guy with an American hero gimmick
Why are Canadians such cucks?
>>2057915
Bret Hart
>>2057920
No dimes general is three threads down
Canada cheers for who's based, that face/heel shit doesn't matter most of the time nor does it matter what country you're from
Example: Summerslam 2004 they get behind the fresh rising star Randy Orton instead of the boring manlet Canadian Chris Benoit
Also, WCW rarely toured Canada so when Hogan came back to WWE and they went it was the first time many of them saw him in a decade. Him getting multiple standing ovations was no accident
If he isn't a draw, why did 101,763 people pay to see him main event Wrestlemania?
he is a draw, neckbeards just like to boo him cause he's getting the pussy that they wish they could
>it's a Fedoramen phoneposting thread
>101,763
That's not even the amount of people that showed up.
>Big Dog becomes champ
>Ratings skyrocket
BALEEB DAT
I can't wait to slime Roman after he buries and squashes that indie geek.
>>2057836
O N E M O R E D A Y
Hey guys
I'm putting together a card for this year and I was wondering if you guys had any images I could add to the collage
>>2057628
Here you go OP
>this
>finn balor getting his shoulder exploded
>that JUST picture of paige
Who is the Michaels and who is the Jannetty?
>>2057571
>Michaels
AJ
>Jannetty
the two guys who took after Marty Jannetty IE The Young Cucks
M
>Styles
J
>Bucks
>>2057571
Far left: NWO Sting
Far right: NWO Virgil
>there are people right now who never found Sherri hot
Explains yourselves.
>>2057553
I'd like to add Missy Hyatt during her ECW tenure to that list. I like trashy women.
>>2057549
She was a very hot woman desu
>>2057549
>shrill voice
>too much makeup
>managed Harlem Heat
ELBOW DROPPED
So, Elimination Chamber is a /smack/ PPV while /RAM/ won't have a PPV until March.
Am I the only one that thinks a RAM star will win the rumble now? I originally would have predicted Cena, but it seems to be a weird business decision to have him win a contender shot for Mania, then have him out of a ppv main-event match (like an EC for the title) the following month.
Duh you retard
>>2057519
Finn Balor is winning it and in the process will make all lanklets squirm in pain.
>>2057519
Man I was hoping for Sasha V Charlotte for the first ever in history moment of women in the elimination chamber and first ever 1 v 1 in the elimination chamber because herstory.
Meltzer gives the slap five stars
What do you do?
>>2057247
Damn, Funaki got ripped.
Slap Meltzers ass
>>2057325
>fucking with Big Dick "Better Abs Than Johnny Mundo" Dave
He'd kill (you).
What are the matches of the year for the following:
WWE
WWE-NXT
TNA
ROH
NJPW
LU
PWG
What is the MOTY overall?
NXT: Shinsuke v Zayn
TNA: The Final Deletion
NJPW: Omega v Naito
>WWE
Styles v Cena
>NXT
Revival v DIY
>NJPW
Omega v Naito
>LU
Martinez v Killshot (weapons of mass destruction)
>Overall
Omega v Naito
ROH and PWG were trash this year.
Divas feet thread missing
A tie between Ivelisse and Maryse.
Becky has soft soles that you just wanna rub your face against.
>>2057105
This.
>World champion kick boxer
>6 FOOT FUCKING 5
>hot as fuck
>http://wmmarankings.com/blackzilians-65ft-kickboxing-world-champ-katya-kavaleva-wwe-bound/
Can't wait for her to retire horseface
This is absurd. She'll make the entire male roster look like manlets.
>>2057076
based
>>2057073
>65ft
wtf i hate katya now
Who was the Jenetty?
>>2056986
Sandow.
Cody straight up hates him, he's the example of someone who had all of the opportunities and just did jack shit with it.
Their netty levels are nearly equal. But Sandow's recent work is exposing him as more advanced jannetty
Both of them technically, but I guess Sandow was more so.