If you were a wrestler, what would your theme song be?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFBxUIzsrTg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlqY89pkqn4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRX_ZMn6LBw
Ghetto Soft Edition
Last Thread: >>2040809
Keep strictly real-steel topics in >>>/k/ , gun and gear porn's cool as long as you don't spam.
If you claim to own something, post it.
>Newbie pastebin
http://pastebin.com/WQtUgznd
>/asg/ retailer guide
http://pastebin.com/YHNFKKt6
>/asp/ergers with Airsoft guns
http://discord.me/asg
Thread Topic:
Get out those nigger rigged guns and frankensteins! Whatcha currently working on faggot?
Does this count?
Post a better, full-fledged LMG than the MG36!
Protip: You can't.
>inb4 melts, this isn't real-steel nigroids
>classified as LMG, deal with it
>AR ergonomics, literal HSLD shit among the LMGs
>customizable with rails 'n shiet
>light as fuck
>easily convertible between STANAG and G36 mags
>triggers milsim fags around the world
>real fucking neato 3x scope
>>2054262
This general ain't big enough for the two of us.....
Have you ever met any wrestlers? How did they act when you met them?
Met Kevin Nash at an airport in Virginia, probably around 98-99. Just basically said "hey Nash, sup?" and gave a high five. It was pretty cool meeting him but I didn't want to look like a mark and ask for an autograph or anything.
eva and paige randomly at a mall months ago. both were very attractive in person and very sweet. apparently dana was around with them but i didn't see her.
Met Roman Reigns at the airport, he is cool and a nice guy
Can we get an Ivelisse thread?
/ivey/
how big is her beef
Bonus Catrina
Not more outlaw divashit
PLEASE
Don't worry Phil, leave Mickey Gall to me
I'm straight but I'd let that dude slime me. Damn.
>>2047002
Then you're not straight.
>>2047002
M'Carter.
wrestling gifs and webms
The little bitch who runs the whole Smackdown women's divison Edition
Previous >>1966662
>>2031316
>>2031320
I could give but a mere thought about womens """""""wrestling""""""" but shes much better than Becketty thats for sure
Becoming a Pro Gamer
Honest thread: what does it take to become a pro gamer? Specifically:
What games are profitable, and which is most profitable?
How much time would you have to dedicate to training, traveling, etc?
How would one join a pro team?
How much of going "pro" comes from rigorous training vs luck vs natural ability?
What are the high and low ends of learning potential?
>>2058646
Somehow find a way to have less sex than you're currently having, and become Asian.
>>2058646
>What games are profitable
CS:GO, MOBAS, Heartstone
>Which is most profitable
Mobas, specifically LoL
>How much time would you have to dedicate to training, traveling, ect
It all depends on the game you choose, in mobas you grind a couple of characters until you get really good at them, and for example CSGO you gotta get TONS of training in, perfect every gun, perfect the mouse settings, crosshair etc
>How would one join a pro team?
Get recognized, stream yourself, get lucky
>How much of going "pro" comes from rigorous training vs luck vs natural ability?
Mostly training, bit of luck to join a team, low natural ability
Dont really know what you mean with the last one but fuck it
>>2058651
>Somehow find a way to have less sex than you're currently having
so i should start watching pro wrestling
>why yes, I do watch 7 hours of WWE programming a week, AND I post about it on /asp/
>>2058559
does anyone here really do this?
>>2058573
Yes. /asp/ is mostly redditors
>>2058559
I just post about it on /asp/
Honestly I don't watch any wrestling anymore aside from the occasional youtube clip
Nice move on WWE's part. Guess He'll be Back By The Rumble Then. Loudest Pop I've ever heard too.
>>2058506
He's winning RR isnt he?
>>2058512
Oh Yes. It's So Clear. I'm just happy Because it's another Irishman Winning One.
Literally fucking who
Janetty
>>2058386
This is a FedoRamen falseflag thread made just so he could post this >>2058390
>>2058390
Huh?
>>2058386
wat u mean?
NOT A DRILL JERICHO DEBUT MUSIC IS OUT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1di28O_bmyI
BASED
>>2058169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7NhPcRcT9U
This is still the best one though
goat
H-he's getting a win on Seth from an Owens distraction r-right?
Nope. Jeridad is a jobber
Surely he must win considering he jobbed to Rollins every other time. But then again, Rollins is facing HHH..Shit.
>>2058066
His PPV record is his best since 2010 or 2009
>Wrestlemania will no longer define me
>I'm back takin souls and digging holes
>still hasn't shown back up
What did he mean by this?
>>2058014
Killing the buyrates defines the Underachiever
>>2058014
He's pulling a Haitch and waiting until Wrestlemania season starts to make it look like he brought the ratings up.
He's probably (hopefully) going to be feuding with Cena. Maybe he'll finally fucking retire.
>taller than manlets like Dean Ambrose and Randy Orton
>more fit than that fat ass Kevin Owens
>whiter than Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins
>better catchphrase than John Cena
>objectively more handsome than AJ Styles
You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't think Big Cass is literally the greatest wrestler of our time
>>2058005
Has a really blatant "main event finisher sequence" akin to BMJ or Bretetty, but other than that I like him.
>>2058005
He is a no talent Lanklet,a poorman's Edge.
>>2058005
>white
KEK