Long story short, I just jerked off watching my friend jerk off without him knowing. I don't want to be gay and I'm attracted to women but does what I did make me gay?
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did you enjoy it?
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Figure it out. Yah, if you like it. Then you faggot. Jah or homosexual.
Very interesting, but stupid!
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Tu sabes, que es mio pendijo!
Tu sabes, he ho!
Tu es un pendenjo!
Venti a la casa and dormir, cabron!
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German here so please excuse my bad english.
So guys i need an advice ... iam very beta and i have a crush on a girl in my city . The first time i met her was on line i a group of anime fans and so we talked and played all together.(at this time a had a gf) so fast forward to the last day . In the last months i realized that i love her and so on . She (btw 21/student) and me (18 /trainee) met often to go to the cinema and eat sushi . On Monday this week i telled her what i feel and she friendzoned me . So .. i dont want to give up but i have no fucking idea what i should do . My last gfs asked me out so i didnt ask them out or smth. I was never on a party or in a club and i never learned to Ask girls out an this stuff. I just dont want to loose this time .
Thank you for reading this i hope you guys have smthg for me
>Thx Sasku
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>>16621417
>She friendzoned me
Give up, you already lost. Cut contact and find someone else.
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>>16621433
Really ? Idk i want her and no one other . I this the only thing i can do ?
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>>16621439
We all have things we want. This will pass. You can either spend the next year or so going after her trying to impress her and fail or just move on now and save yourself the trouble.
Speaking from experience, once a girl makes up her mind about you, its very hard to change it. I know it must feel like she is the perfect person for you, she has the same taste as you, you will never find anyone like her again, yadayada at the moment, but that will pass. There are plenty of girls out there so save yourself the anguish.
Lost my girlfriend of 5 years, pissed off my friends, lost my job, lost my will ti do anything, all in a single week.
Now I'm in bed at 12 AM, thinking to get up and start building everything again, but I question myself if it's really worth it.
I don't want to live anymore, but I don't want to die. I'm in bed, and time keeps flowing.
What do I do now?
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You sleep
Deal with it in the morning
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>>16621392
oh. i fucked up
It's 12 PM
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>>16621380
>What do I do now?
celebrate harder
So what happened is my laptop completely died. As in the screen was already broken so i was using a monitor but that didnt last long b4 it completely cut out.
The problem is im broke. Im already -£450 on my credit card. Im renting a place thats ~1600 between 3 people. I dont have a lot to spare.
I need ideas /adv/ on what could i do. I mostly need one to run WoW smoothly. Maybe something slightly newer AAA but i could live without it.
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>>16621355
Bump
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>>16621355
Does it power and stay on?
If you turn it on and it trys to power but it beeps a couple time and turns off then your SOL. Any piece of hardware can possibly not be working. Most likely the motherboard.
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>>16621355
Well seeing as you already have a monitor, a desktop PC isn't a bad idea. An expensive, but convenient idea is a Gigabyte Brix - or some similar gaming NUC.
What other capabilities than WoW do you need- or are you saying you'd be fine with just a 32GB hdd size?
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>Best friend's GF cheats on her (she's bi) with me
>Best friend's GF leaves her the next day
>Best friend is crushed and gets super depressed
>Best friend finds out what happened a week later
>Best friend never wants to speak to me again
This was like a month ago and we haven't talked since. Before anyone says anything, I'm fully aware that I'm a complete scumbag. What do?
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Fuck your best friend.
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Find a new best friend because you no longer have that one
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Not sure what you expected to happen really
I found out I have a small case of phimosis.
My doctor said I have two options: go in and circumcize myself, but the operation will make me lose more than half of the pleasure I feel during sex, or either I try to stretch it out, wash it regardless and deal with it, but with the risk that I may have dick cheese (didn't know it existed a thing until he told me) and be unable to clean myself properly.
I don't know what to do...either I'm a pure vessel for STDs or I won't enjoy sex whatsoever.
I have a girlfriend and she knows this, but said "it's your penis, your call".
What should I do?
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Why would you lose so much sensitivity? Also why wouldn't you be able to clean your dick?
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>>16621156
Yanks don't know how to take care of themselves.
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>>16621124
>but the operation will make me lose more than half of the pleasure I feel during sex
That's a meme.
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Hey /adv/, I have a few questions. Recently I've decided to become one due to a lot of personal reasons I'd rather not go into. Basically, I've said "fuckit I need the cash, and I don't care".
So, as a femanon, how would you write an ad? How do you prove you're not a cop in disguise (if in those states)? How do I stay safe, but still be able to do this (and ensuring anonymity)? As well as other questions you think I should know.
I guess share your stories as well?
Pic related, mfw talking about this.
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Shameless bump.
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NYC? I can plug you in with some clients.
Some quick tips
Don't expect many clients without doing bbj
Start with lower prices to build an audience
Don't be a "robot", men respond to positivity and enthusiasm. It's a turn on.
Get tested regularly.
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Not that I have any experience, but you could start an instagram account with to gain some popularity and help out with your publicity? More popular does mean more expensive in this game.
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Need advice. was kinda planning (but didn't make real plans) to see significant other for new years/new years eve, turns out they're going away somewhere for a party (lasting 3 days or more) They'll probably be drinking, and will be sleeping in a cabin with a group of other people around their age, also drinking.
Am I right to be kind of suspicious? this person is bad with contact so I doubt ill hear from them for about 3 days and im already a little upset we couldn't see eachother on new years. I'll be hanging with another friend to distract myself. Idk what to think, they kind of know im worried about the cheating but just act super defensive, giving no real yes or no about the whole thing. Im not planning to initiate a conversation with them over text, and I don't expect them to text me much (or at all)
TL;DR:
>Partner going to party/camp out at a place a few hours away
>Lasting a few days
>Drinking
>Possibility of cheating
>Left alone on new years, not sure what to think
Am I overreacting? Someone actually straight up told me they might cheat which is why I started worrying. They showed me text messages my partner sent which could be interrupted as suspicious.
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Super weird that they didn't ask you to go with them imo. How long have you been together?
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Ye it's pretty much over, wouldn't expect much if anything of that relationship after the holidays are over.
If someone actually tells you that your partner will cheat that pretty much means everyone besides you already knew.
That being said this is also an important question.
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>>16620971
They're going with family, and I guess it was probably a last minute "you should really come" thing because they did wanna see me on new years. 9 months now.
>>16620997
It wasn't a "they're cheating and I have evidence" kind of thing. This person is just a good friend and they know I have relationship problems.
Im pretty sure my partner hasn't actually cheated, its just this is a pretty good opportunity to cheat, and they might do it if they thought they could get away with it, i've seen a few of their text messages to their ex, which are questionable but not really "cheating" territory (no nudes, nothing that suggestive from either party, sex brought up once or twice out of "curiousity)
I was hide and seek with my pug then I put on a scary mask and hid behind a wall. When he cautiously came over I jumped out and shouted at him. he screamed like he was about to die, he turned around accidentally hit his head on the wall, he got dizzy and ran like he was drunk, then collapsed in the living room and took a shit. It was so gross the whole living room had the smell of his shit. I was so angry I slapped hiis face and picked up his turd with a paper towel and force fed it to him. I thought he would get grossed out by it and learn not to shit on the carpet, but he chewed it a few times and swallowed it like mm delicious?! What the hell should I do
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What
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So you scared your dog enough to have him shit himself, then you force it back on him?
You don't deserve animals.
Dogs eat their own shit all the time you fucktard.
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>>16620918
Yeah but I was trying to entertain him not scaring him for the sake of scaring him
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How do you stop wanting to be another race? 2015-12-30 07:59:44 Post No.16620833
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How do you stop wanting to be another race?
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I'm Asian and I want to be white as I reckon that white girls are the most attractive (pic related). Almost none of us Asian girls are naturally hot without cosmetic surgery/make up.
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As an asian guy, I don't understand why you asian girls always self-hate yourself. What you need to understand is attractive people date attractive people regardless of race because there are beautiful and ugly people in every race.
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>>16620833
you are hot
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>>16620847
this post win!
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So its been 12 hours since i broke up with gf and its 4:46am, tried to get to sleep but every time i fall asleep I keep thinking my ex-gf is right next to me and wake up shaking and my legs and head go really hot, thinking about how much of a selfish slut she is
ps. drove past the guys house who shes cheating on me with and her car is there
Ive cut all contact,
how do I deal with this?
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>>16620828
go get high as fuck, play some games fall to bed tired senseless.
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It helps to talk with a friend or family member. Take some time for yourself too.
You did the right thing OP. Remember that.
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>>16620828
Be mad.
Don't try and ignore your feels. Be mad.
Play a violent vidja game. Wallow in your anger. Soak it up. Embrace it. FEEL it.
When enough time has passed, you will feel something else. Maybe it'll be sadness. Maybe it will be acceptance or joy.
But if you avoid feeling your feels, you'll just feel anxiety. And ultimately, the feel you're avoiding in the first place.
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I'm pretty embarrassed .to make a long story short, I'm pretty sure my older sister found out I use her panties to masturbate, or at least knows I take them . If she confronts me what do I say?
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Wrong pic , not related sorry
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Depends. Do you want to bang her?
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>>16620827
Wouldn't mind that .
Why are there no entry level jobs anymore?
Why is everything either 8dollars/hr to be a barista
Or 3 years expirence to qualify for a real job?
How are you even suppose to know if you like a job before investing thousands of dollars in the training?
Why can't I just have a dad or uncle that will cut though all this red tape for me?
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Why isn't this any easier at age 28?
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>>16620715
What?
Not true. Found three entry level jobs with almost zero experience. Two are shit though.
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>>16620715
Do you have a degree?
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I recently started dating this girl. We've gone on a bunch of dates, had sex a bunch of times, and things are going well. Our relationship doesn't really have a label yet (we haven't discussed getting serious), but it looks like it's heading in that direction. The sex is pretty good, but she makes me wear a condom. After having sex without a condom for 2 years with an ex gf of mine (ended a few months ago), it's really hard to go back to the rubber. The experience just isn't as nearly enjoyable for me. Putting a rubber on sometimes literally is a boner killer.
She is 100% on the pill, and the last few times I actually asked her if I could not use a condom. She always gets a little defensive when I ask and the conversation always goes something like this:
>Me: "hey, do you still want me to use a condom this time?"
>Her: "Yess obviously *acting annoyed*, what?, have you always had sex without a condom or something?!?! *she asks me all alarmed as if I were some cheap AIDs-ridden nigerian hooker. *
>Me:"Well no historically I always have- you know what, fine, no problem I will."
I want to explain to her the fact that I was in a monogamous relationship where I never wore a condom, but I also don't want to bring up my ex-girlfriend with this new chick.
tl;dr How do I convince this chick to let me hit it raw without bringing up my ex or sounding like I don't ever practice safe sex????
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Get a STD test and show her
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>>16620728
I'd rather not go through that process to be honest.
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>>16620702
interesting. I'd like to know more about this as well. Sex with a condom sucks bro i feel you.
My suggestion is try to ease her into it by getting her really worked up and just kind of doing it and seeing if she goes with it but don't push it.
you could talk to her about how you feel about using a condom. I mean what do you have to lose? Ask her what her issue with it is, be it STD, Contraceptive purposes, cleanliness or whatever.
Good luck
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Hi /adv/ . To any older sisters , how would you feel if you found out your little brother has a sexual attraction to little girls ? This doesn't mean he's actually done anything .
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>>16620620
I would sit him down and give him a nice gentle sloppy loving blowjob and leave my panties with him so he knows his big sister will always be there to take care of him
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now kiss
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>>16620620
Talking from personal experience, get help. Seek professional help. Tell someone you trust if you need to, but don't ignore it.
If/when you get caught with porn or whatever on your computer, it'll destroy your family and your life. Talking from personal experience. It would get to the point where your family, wife and children are relieved you're dead.
It's not a healthy attraction, so get help anon. You can do it. Best of luck.