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It's more about confidence than good/bad. I'm a very nice guy, but I get attention from women when I'm confident regardless. Women like it if you give the impression that you're strong and don't need them.

>>16616070
I feel like some girls just really want to please assholes. They put up with being treated like shit because they have this glimmer of hope they'll impress their SOs someday. It's not simply because the guy is a dick.
Keep being a a good person and you'll find someone, don't worry.

>>16616070
Because they don't have the personality of a wet blanket.

Either stay determined and become better, work harder or give up and look for something else. In the end, do what makes you happy.

>I'm still okay with living in poverty.
Spoken like a true faggot that has never lived in actual poverty where you can't satisfy your basic human needs.

Music is a gamble. You do not make it your regular job, you keep it on the side and advertise yourself and hope for the best. You need to be your own manager, being a manager is somewhat of a real job. Being successful in music is not about being good, it's about being popular.

TL;DR: If you love music, get an actgual job and keep it on the side. If you want to get money from music, you need to treat it like a business.

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Few points anon,

Your approach needs to change first, friend.

There is no "what you are meant to do". There is no single skill, career area or whatever, that you fit into. That's rhetorical garbage. I'm a registered nurse, I suck at science and math. I started my history degree and switched over after two years. The degree sucked, but I love my work, for so many reasons, and I'm told I'm good at it.

Undergraduate education is a joke, don't judge the jobs of a degree/field based on 1st and 2nd year courses of the field.

Also your career shouldn't be your hobby. Mixing pleasure and work ruins both. Isolate them from each other for better appreciation of both.

Try stuff that's opposite from what you think you want. I thought I wanted to teach history, I ended up being a trauma room nurse who enjoys being with patients and their families. If I listened to my high school guidance counsellor I'd be in the military.

Don't define yourself by what you do or how others perceive you. It's cheesy, but it's invaluable. Fuck your peers. Your life is yours, own it. If your happy and can live off of selling bathtubs, that's what matters. tldr: Learn to be content.

If you find you're bad at other things, move on. hardly anybody is great at something when they first try it, even for the first few years. If it stirs you, practice and chase it.

good luck

This sounds like the kind of problem I'd like to have. Jokes aside, though, just jerk him off or blow him right after you come. Pretty much every guy will be fine with getting a bj+facial in place of squiring into a condom.

>>16616036
More foreplay and lube.

anal

no, seriously

Get to diamond in LoL and it will teach you everything you need to know about life.

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people who pretend to give a shit till they get something valuable out of me then toss me aside like trash.

i have some kind of obsession with being on the opposite side of everything. like a hipster but not quite as loud about it.

im lonley but i cant break out of this room without piling on all of life instantly.

being a late bloomer in most things in life like that im 23 and still dont have a license nor a car. which is another entire problem for dating if i got over the other fears entirly. not to mention ive only ever been on one date and it was back in high school and was in hindsight awkward as fuck. its hard to overcome so much negative and just keep doing something and expecting different things to happen. famously called insanity.

it just seems no matter how much i do ill always smell like shit, my breath will be aweful and ill be unprepared for everything ill run into.

>>16615891
fun as that sounds id rather not piss more people off with my shit skills in mobas

>>16615760
You don't

>>16615760
By growing up.

Star practicing Zen, and you will learn to control the pain we call life.

>>16615712

Suggestions*, fuck, I can't even type coherently.

Viruses are only alive as long as they have a host. To stop the flu, you have to kill yourself.

>>16615730
kekko, laughed IRL

Last one

She's a lesbian that's never used a dildo? wat

yeh what about fingering? maybe its something the body is not used to, and may take time in gradual stages?

sorry I cant shed light on a relationship like that

>>16615607
That's some good shit!

>>16615607

it is possible you got wet weed or some shit but i've never heard of it lasting this long

eat fatty foods or work out, usually sobers me up

>>16615609
haha, it was damn good shit.

but imagine you ate the most delicious steak dinner one night... and three days later it was still in your mouth and you couldn't get it out. not so fun anymore

>>16615586
youll get high as fuck off that gas and hopefully get some rad pillz to abuse

The actual surgery itself is nothing. If your teeth are very impacted, you might be in for quite the recovery. Have an ice pack on hand, take your painkillers, and don't try eating solid food before you're ready. Oh, and make sure to drink (but not suck!) a lot of fluids/water. Dry sockets suck ass.

Omg it's not bad for everyone. If they aren't impacted it's a very simple extraction & you don't even need to go to sleep. I had mine out and they were not impacted so I didn't get any gas only numbed and I took alleve for pain, didn't need the narcotics they had presevribed.

>>16615391

she lost interest. happens to me all the time. one day ill be texting a guy like his dick is made of jewellry. the next ill be like 'ugh, this guy? again?'.

if its only been less than a day, consider the idea that shes busy. if shes just less frequent / disintereted, she wants you to impress her. no one wants to be text seduced. feel free to ask her to hang, make it something specific, no one likes it vague.

if she hasnt responded to more than two messges across two days time, shes already given up on you, dont bother

>>16615391
that's the common shitty attitude that girls have nowadays

instead of actually handling things like a mature person, they prefer to just ignore

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>>16615412
Yeah my problem is that texting is not my thing and so makes me feel rather insecure and then i fuck up and conversations usually turn to shit and so idk

>>16615370

>do girls like it

depends on the girl. it turns out it is surprisingly popular but that does not make it the norm. find out. if ur with a girl ask her what she likes. theres no shame in that. make it a bit of a philisophically sexual conversation. mention simple things that turn you on. see if she says the same.

i generally get the worsto uof them by asking first, and thery say something simple, and they ask what my fetishes are and i kinda laugh and say 'ur not ready for that'.

then they want to feel like they're ready, and then to test the waters i say 'okay, whats your dirtiest sexual fantasy? trust me, ive heard it all, you wont scare me'.

then based on thier reaction (vanilla vs. kinky) decide to throw out the 'dad' bait.

>more dependent on you

not in my experience. those girls tend to be more of an independent type, and thast the reason they like that sort of sex. they can get out their submissive urges without actual commitment to being submissive.

>father figure

never had this experience so idk, though i do the daddy thing quite a lot.

Depends on their fetishes

Personally: fuck no

Depends on the girl, I personally love it but some would run away screaming so proceed with caution.

>>16614974

Go to your nearest chinese resturant.
get some fuckin' chopsticks.

Problem solved.

Unless of course your roommate is has autism-tier obsessions with mundane things like chopsticks, I'm sure he'll live.

>>16614998
Even I know more about chopsticks to know you are a fucking idiot.

>>16614974
>I fucked up my roommates chopstick.
buy yourself a dildo and stop misusing other people's property.

PS wouldnt it be better to just let him get the chopsticks. He knows where he got the last ones. Give him a dollar to cover the mail costs.

Its a meme from a Finnish image board, the t means regards it's a way Finnish people sign their letters.
Lurk more the next time

>>16614700
turd

>>16614720
Ah, piss off. I've been here for years and I had no idea either. I stopped going on this website for a month or two and when I came back it was all >t. and >baka desu senpai and >kek kek kek and it's not clear from the context what any of that shit means.

Dat non-nonchalance. Dat green hair. Dat vision of traditional medieval beauty.

I can see why you're so infatuated.

>>16612701
you're gunna make it bro, you have the fire inside of you now


i swear that's why females were created, to make men want more out of themselves

>>16612716
no no no no no
>>16612719
yeah I swear to god man, have you read La Vita Nova?

>>16611673
Are you a guy and a 7/10 or below? Don't do it, you'll be worse off.

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>>16611673

>Anyone of you Anons have any luck with online dating?

Yup. I swear by it.

Honestly I wouldn't even bother with a fancy, heartfelt profile. Women don't read that shit. I threw up a couple pictures and some bullshit jokes in my 'about me' section and had fantastic luck.

Went on a few shitty dates but you'd do that anyways with or without the internet. I fucked a lot of girls, met a lot of people, even met the girl I've been dating now for about a year.

Its not bad if you know how to use it. I have no problem talking to women or getting dates in real life just think of it as an enhancement tool. All it did for me was increase my exposure.

Pretty neat, you should try it out.

>>16611673
>"I focus on what I am very passionate about.

good

> I love Literature, and anything that has to do with the English language.

sounds gay to say you "love" something like that. Say: What I am passionate about is literature and language.

> I don't know why, but I love the concept of Linguistics.

sounds beta, wishy-washy. Also is linguistics a "concept" or a field of science? Sounds like you're an idiot

> Some people are interested in numbers, others in Microbe. I'm interested in how everyone in this world communicates.

She is realizing you are a fucking nerd at this point. More learny shit? Must have a small dick

> This all ties into my love of art, and learning about different cultures. Learning the history of various countries, their language, their art, their politics, and etc.

Holy fuck. Luckily, nobody has read this far. Yawn. Okay we get it you love everything and want to look smart

> It's great to be able to look beyond our borders and take a peek at what the lives of other people are like.

Creepy stalker peeping tom of the mind mannnnn
Your profile should be concise, masculine, exude quiet confidence, with a dash of high-brow humor, an undercurrent of sexuality, and an mysterious, diffusive vibe that will leave her both wanting to learn more and assuming the best about you. Most importantly, the promise of excitement and passion and fun