I came on your face and you didn't even notice. You walked around all day with a busted nut glazed all over that mug of yours. Good going fag.
>tfw no bf to cum on my face and make me walk around all day with it
Story time?
>>16605846
There's enough help here.
How to deal with a friend who has suddenly decided they don't want your friendship anymore?
Been very close friends with someone for 2 years - used to talk daily and hang out every other day. Recently he doesn't want to hang out, rarely replies to texts - he isn't rude, but he only talks to me if he really needs something and tends to ignore me otherwise. Recently he started dating a girl who has made it clear she doesn't want him to be friends with me so I'm guessing she's the reason for his sudden coldness, as I've noticed he's still friendly with everyone else. She seems like a poisonous person and his other friends agree with me, but he's infautated with her, it doesn't seem like anything we say will change that.
In short, how do I stop letting this get me down? It's difficult when it's a person I grew used to being able to rely on and hanging out with all the time.
Make more friends
Losing friends is a part of life, they come and go. That's just how it is.
Friends don't let friends date shitty people. If she's as much of a bitch as you say then you and your other friends should tell him what you think of her because he'll only get hurt in the end
>>16605739
I'm going through something semi-similar. Not the dating part but with a friend who has been a challenge to get ahold of (he's always gone through bouts of it).
The solution like the first guy said is to just get more friends. You can't keep depending on people who are not dependable.
Do health insurance companies typically ask about education/education history?
I'm a college flunk-out (with a job though) and I want to potentially get a low-income health insurance plan.
Particularly Covered California, if by off-chance someone browsing this board has them for health insurance
I tried to apply online but I couldnt get passed the first step (they couldnt identify me or something so I have to go in person to an office)
>>16605724
not sure about California but in OK is health status, Smoker/Drinker? and if you have any pre-existing conditions.
Never has the question of educational level even came up.
You mentioned Low income. I hate to say it but have you tried your state's Obamacare site?
What are some hobbies besides cooking that are "presentable" to normalfags?
Art (drawing/painting/whatever and maybe the study of it), music, and sports? Why are you asking exactly?
I can think of a lot of things, anything besides anime, video games, watching TV, and those sorts of things
Mostly anything that is outdoors or requires physical activity.
Do some cool sport like table tennis, curling or fishing
Back in 2014, I remember there was a strawpoll which found that 57% of /adv/ were not opposed to dating a single mother, more than any other board on 4chan.
Is this still the case of have you all evolved past your cuck stage?
I wasn't here in 2014, but I dates a single mother for a couple of months during summer this year. She fucked like a beast and swallowed. Shit was cash, but she pulled away when I told her I went bare-ass nightswimming with my ex. I can understand, but I world date her again if she came around and accepted that I'm non-monogamous.
If I wasn't already married, sure. My mother was a single parent for 9 years until she got remarried to a guy who was a much better man than my dad.
>>16605710
I'd date a single mom short term is she was a MILF and [spoiler]and especially if she is a mommydom mistress[/spoiler]
But I would never raise someone else's kids unless she intended on raising my own.
Do you believe in contacting an ex for closure ? Especially when you think you have moved on.
Do you believe every person deserves an honest communication, even when they weren't communicative in the first place ?
>>16605707
Not at all.
Life isn't a Hollywood movie. Many of your relationships, prospects, and dreams aren't made or broken in climactic yet satisfying milestones.
If you try to pursue that, you're going to wind up less satisfied than you are now.
Having said that, I'm presuming that there are no circumstances warranting a follow-up.
>>16605707
Yes and no... I have contacted exs for closure, but it was hard and sometimes I'd get mixed feelings like I want to be with them again.
A few years after, I was in a relationship and it was going great. I found out he didn't have closure with his ex. They literally got into a stupid, escalated argument, and stopped talking to each other, too stubborn to even apologize or make up for argument. And they didn't speak to each other for five years. She came in contact with him. They had "closure," but somewhere along the line, it turned into "I still love you." and yea, he cheated on me and left me for her. I'm still pretty heart broken. They were only together for 7 months several years ago. I was with him for 3 years...
Ex contact is a danger zone. From this personal experience, I wouldn't get into a new relationship until what you had with an ex is dead and buried.
Although Lucas is stupid, listen to what he says in this movie about moving on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8hQVlRgFlU
It's going to be very difficult and hard, but you need to do it. Just move on, welcome new things.
I told my girlfriend two days ago that she wouldn't get her christmas gift today after all and that I was postponing it.
On new years day, we're going to move in together for the first time, and I'll be giving her gift right before the year ends: a beautiful ring. I think that's way more romantic and it will give the ring a lot of meaning.
But she's going to give me my gift anyway, and now I'm doubting it. Should I get her the ring as well today? Don't have the time to get a replacement ring right now ;_;
>>16605693
ehhhh, replacement GIFT*
Tell her you'd rather wait and give her the present when you move in together. Add some significance to that, maybe mention something about you moving in together being more important to you?
Is the ring an engagement one?
My girlfriend and I are both in community college.
I'm undecided and she is doing medical information technology and already has a $47k/yr job offer for a coding position at a huge medical facility.
I've fucked around and changed my major so much that there's no hope for me. It'll be at least 1-2 years before I can finish even an associate's degree in something.
What should I do? Does this spell disaster for our relationship if I'm still working my shit tier retail job and she's making twice as much money as me?
>>16605688
we cant pick your career track for you cunt
what are your interests & aspirations?
>>16605691
>interests
Gardening, cycling, fishing, hiking, reading about ancient history, and playing guitar and banjo.
>aspirations
1. Have a job that doesn't make me want to commit suicide
2. Earn enough to support a small family
3. Be home every day to see said small family
4. Not have to worry about getting laid off or the industry failing
>>16605702
You'll be fine.
This is the same world in which a man can go to jail for murder and come out a millionaire.
Don't sweat it, you'll find your path.
Hey ya'll, pic is of the last thread I started, and I actually took one of y'all people's advice and it totally worked!
I slipped up and let myself be seen leaving the wand in his garage, but I was wearing a mask. He didn't even seem upset when I ran. He just had a weird half-smile on his face.
I haven't noticed anyone staring at me or following me since, so yeah, it was a weird but my adventure is over now.
Hell, maybe I could turn this into an Agora thing: pay people to break into places and take pictures or video.
So I thought I'd let y'all know in-case someone lurking saw that thread a few days ago.
One question though: this whole experience makes me want to be a juvenile counselor or something like that when I'm out of college, something where I can psychologically profile delinquents.
Do counselors make decent money?
OP here, sorry, wrong pic
Hi femanons,
I've been off the pill for about a month now (was put on it for 6 months because my implant was giving me everlasting periods, still have implant in)
Within a week of coming off it I had a really light, non painful period that lasted a week
2 weeks later another period has started. Its heavy and painful.
Is this my real period returning to normal or am I back on the everlasting periods? Anyone have any experience?
Your period should be returning to normal in a few cycles
>>16605683
ok so I should just ride it out for a couple of months then see a doctor?
this is such a pain in the ass
>>16605685
Wait a couple more cycles then go see your Gyn.
Historically, religion has merely been an avenue for others to abuse me. I have nothing against religion, but fanaticism makes me extremely uncomfortable, to the point of crying even. But with matt, it doesn't seem to matter. I spent a good portion of Christmas with his family, and prior to eating we all held hands while his dad prayed. Normally this would make me extremely uncomfortable, but this time it didnt? I'm unsure whether time has merely dulled the pain inflicted on me through religion, or if I love him enough that holding his hand has such an effect. Either way, it was enough for me to, at the end of the day as I was leaving to my apartment, tell him that I love him. This confession was met with all the warmth and acceptance, but he said that he "needs a little longer to say the same". Yet I have never felt so comforted.
It's been on my mind for a while though how a relationship might work between a Catholic and an atheist. I don't want to damage his faith; it is an important part of him and I do not want to change him. But I wonder how I might go about understanding him as a Catholic. Do I just ask his priest? Would that be too invasive?
If you want to understand Catholicism as a whole, talking to the priest is a good idea. If you want to understand what role religion plays for him specifically, I'd wager you'd be better off asking him directly.
>>16605622
>If you want to understand Catholicism as a whole, talking to the priest is a good idea. If you want to understand what role religion plays for him specifically, I'd wager you'd be better off asking him directly.
These things are different? I thought catholic dogma was unified.
>>16605626
Different people take it with different severity. For one guy he may just be going through the motions to appease family, another may require it for his day to day process. That's what I meant by what role it plays for him.
>got all four of my impacted wisdom teeth out which required cutting gums, drilling through bone, stitches, etc.
>surgeon prescribed small amount of vicodin
>out of vicodin and my mouth still hurts
Anyone have tips for managing post-surgical pain without narcotics? I have advil and tylenol, but they aren't doing much for me.
>>16605608
When i had mine done ibuprofen was all i needed for the pain, the 25 percocets i got were just the icing on the cake. So either man the fuck up, or call the doc if its that excruciating, odds are he'll throw you a few more.
>>16605608
Hey buddy, I had this happen to me too, as well as an aditional surgery which involved removing a growth within the bone of my jaw.
They had to enter throught there my lip and gums connected and drill into it. Mind you this was also in the same visit as removing 4 impacted wisdom teeth.
They gave me opiates for the pain, and I nearly passed out from blood loss on my way home.
It was a terrible experience and im sure you're having a VERY hard time without the same medication I got. I know your feel.
I cant really help you manage your pain, you're going to feel a LOT of it. Just dont try to clench your jaw, grit your teeth, dont lick the stitches, change your gauze or whatever they might have put in to prevent bleeding.
Also, a helpful tip, since im assuming eating is incredibly difficult; drink slimfast. It tastes like shit but the drink is calorie dense and helps provide you with vitamins and things which you wont be getting normally, hot soups and things are not always the best.
Keep your mouth clean as well, always rinse.
I'm a month away from being 29 and my wisdom teeth have never come in. This scares me so much haha
hey guys, I got a problem. My gf is coming to me today and stay with me for over a week. Unfortunately I woke up with a sore throat and I'm snotting with a yellow pleghm with blood. She'll be here for something like 5-6 hours.
What to do? It's christmass so in poland there's no medical clinic open and I won't go to the hospital because it would take me a few hours because most doctors have a holidays right know. What to do?
We haven't see each other for a month, I'm pretty horny
That's fine ,seriously just self-medicate yourself and have sex with your gf,sex is precious for beta fag virgin like me.
Drink a pint of water mixed with baking soda. Half a tablespoon should be enough. Mix well.
Boil water and squeeze the juice from half a lemon. Mix with honey and ginger. Drink up.
Both baking soda and lemon neutralizes the pH values in your body. Bacteria and viral diseases thrive in acidic environment, so when our pH values aren't optimal, we get sick.
I know lemons sounds counter intuitive, since they are sour, but in our metabolism they turn alkaline.
Also vitamin C. Also eat one entire cucumber.
Good luck/fuck! Don't waste your energy if you don't have to. I recommend cowgirl.
>>16605614
>Boil water and squeeze the juice from half a lemon. Mix with honey and ginger. Drink up.
This has helped me so many times.
I am an American living in Austria. I want to cut my hair using my electric clippers, but I am not sure about the outlets. In the bathroom there's a shaving outlet, which I could fit an American plug into, but I'm not sure about frequency differences.
Is it safe to use my US clippers in the shaver's outlet, or should I just buy some cheap Austrian clippers for 50 euro? Thanks in advance!
why would you bring clippers overe there without knowing? anyways, your clippers should say if they're ok with 240v, learn how to read. the frequency will be close enough, just worry about the voltage.
>>16605638
My mother sent them to me, I never asked for 'em. Would it say on the clippers themselves or should there be a booklet with all the power info?
>>16605603
It should be written somewhere either on the device or the plug
If it says something like "input: AC 100-240V 50/60hz" it means that you can connect it safely to the outlet
If not, then you cannot because it would get damaged
Help me, /adv/. I want to get a work for this semester but my course schedule is cucking me badly. Is there something I can do?
you're off from 10am fri day until 7am Monday, that seems like it'd be enough.
>>16605643
Also wednesdays until 16:30