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shit

I just can't cum

I can't understand the premature ejaculation guys, how can you feel so much pleasure while fucking a girl?

shit I can get hard for a long time, but I just can't cum

I'm with my gf for 5 months, and all the times we fucked (for hours), I just can't cum and my gf feels like shit

I probably have death grip because I can only cum while masturbating and hold the shit out of my penis + a tight foreskin

any one with this issue around here? how did you fix it?
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>>16607313
Fuck her til she cums then have her jerk you off.

If she doesn't have the G.I. Joe Kung fu grip then get her one of those squeezie things.
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Stop jerking off for about 3 months and you should be fine.
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>>16607313
>I probably have death grip because I can only cum while masturbating and hold the shit out of my penis + a tight foreskin

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When I go drinking and partying and I'm alone with a girl for like a minute or so, I start telling her shit like you're the most beautiful thing I have ever seen, can I eat you out?

and it usually works and we have sex but I wanna change because this shit is not classy
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>>16607295
Do you actually make good with the eating out?
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I don't know what you been smoking but asking her a girl if you can eat her out and then call her the most beautiful girl in the world is the furthest thing possible in getting laid when you are chilling with a chick.

Snap out of your fantasy world and get back to reality anon.
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>>16607298
sure I like that also sometimes whiskey my dick needs a bit of foreplay too

>>16607300
am european and when you go clubbing this pretty much happens

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I'm thinking about picking up a vibrating dick ring to use with my gf this weekend. Neither of us has any experience with them. Any anons have tips?
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>>16607190
I'm leaning towards a disposable one in case it doesn't go over well. Probably the Trojan Hotspot.
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>>16607190
Is there a different board I should be posting this on?
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>>16607190
I'm talking to myself about dick rings on an anonymous image board, where did my life go wrong...

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I'm not a bad looking guy, but I'm extremely jealous of better looking guys and even girls. I would rather have being drop dead gorgeous my only good quality than an average looking dude with a heart of gold. It sounds shallow, but I believe looks are the only thing that matters, and anyone with a not so attractive partner is only settling because they don't think they can do any better. Girls always say a guy can look like Chris Hemsworth but be ugly as shit if he has an ugly personality, but that's the most laughable thing ever. I know plenty of girls who have cheated on good men for someone better looking, or simply just stay in an abusive relationship because of their skills in bed or looks. Women are so shallow and intoxicated by a pretty specimen that they will 'love' a guy who beats them and calls them a bitch all the time, because of his hair, penetrating eyes and chiseled frame
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>>16607188
As an attractive man I can tell you it helps. A lot.
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Thats idiotic. You should probably get over that.
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>>16607188
What advice are you looking for exactly?

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I'm a television production graduate with already a good amount of experience with cinematography, editing and creating fulfilling videos that meet the requirements set by certain clients. However, I'm currently having a really bad dry spell with work…
A friend of mine jokingly suggested I make porn videos seeing as this industry makes a ton of money. I laughed it off but later began to consider it and decided to research whether this was a plausible career option. It seems like this could be a great job on the side for me, keeping it separate from my primary video work until something comes up again.
I guess I'm here to just ask where I should advertise my services? I was thinking about offering myself for free for the first few videos just to help build my resume for porn editing alone. Obviously I don't want a video production company to take advantage of me just yet so is there any way I could advertise myself to just amateurs and/or cam girls?
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most porn is made on the west coast so go there and take your resume to their shady headquarters(s)

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There was this girl in one of my classes I never really talked to because I though she was out of my league. She flirted with me one day and said she thought I was cute and all that. We started texting then I asked her to homecoming. She was really flirty and grinded on me the whole night. We kissed at the end. I talked with her for a couple weeks then she told me she didn't want to lead me on. I had a feeling it was because I was awkward and had noticeable anxiety. A kept having friendly conversations with her for a week then thought it was best to cut communication down to a minimum with her for my own good, although I still had feelings. about a month passed and she started trying to talk to me with minor flirting.(during this time I made heavy progress on elminating my anxiety and awkwardness) I of course couldn't ignore that and went with it. We are now on winter break. I felt compelled to be with her so I invited her over one day. She seemed excited to hang out, but I had to cancel with her because relatives came over last minute. I told her to call me if she wanted to hang out later on in the week and she said she would. I don't want to talk to her first because I will seem too eager, but I'm afraid she will never get back to me on hanging out. Do I just wait for her to call me? Is she trying to make me a beta orbiter? I need overall advice on how to handle my situation with this girl, because I'm starting to feel depressed and lonely.
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She probably just wants your attention and not you. Be a man and phone her first if you want to hang out.
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>>16607180
Ya wait her out.

Go play some vidya.

DONT FAP!
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>>16607197
Why can't I fap?

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I bought a new hard drive. Installed it properly. I received this message during my attempt to install Windows XP? How is it possible I have a boot sector virus? How to fix this issue. I'm stumped. Thanks.
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>>16607170
your master boot record got corrupted

Unless there's a specific reason you need Win XP you should install Linux Mint or reformat hard-disk, or reinstall XP
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My father's windows xp is not corrupted.

I bought the unused hard drive from best buy. I'll try a format first of it.
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>>16607170
Ask /g/

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So I'm in love for the first time. Girl I met a couple of years back, we seldom hang out, never did alone.
Came over for the first time alone yesterday, we talked non-stop for 7 hours, we share so many views on so many different things. Both of us got drunk as fuck and told things we both have said to nobody else. I know it sounds romantic as fuck but it really happened.
When it was time for her to leave she hugged me for 10 seconds or something then looked at me for another 5 seconds like she wanted ot say something. We both just said goodnight and left.
She has a boyfriend whose a pretty decent guy, how fucked am I guys.
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>>16607168
really fucked up but listen
dont hook up with her before she breaks up with the dude
doesnt matter how much you want it
DONT
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If she has a boyfriend then cut contact and move on. If she has a boyfriend you never should have developed those feelings, it's a waste of time.
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>>16607201
Not planning on it and neither does she probably
>>16607211
you gotta understand I'm a pretty narcissistic person that rarely even likes other people, much less feels so connected with them so this is very new to me

How do i get like a really lot of followers and shit on instagramm since i saw people could wear some promotional clothes for a lot of money just because they promote it throughout instagramm
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>>16607162
Enhanceviews.com
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1 - are you a girl?
2 - are you good loking?

if you don't have these, then you pretty much need to be famous
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>>16607162
be good looking
have a expensive camera
take nice pics
(already be a little rich)

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Hey /adv/ I am a pc fag and spend all of my gaming time on pc. I have recently stumbled across a Xbox one 500GB on craigslist. It looks new and they only want $100. I currently have only $100. I only want an Xbox for Forza 6 and Halo 5 which it does not include. Is it a good deal should I go for it?
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Sounds like a too good of a deal. Take some heavies with you, when you buy it.
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>>16607154
Make sure you get the Kinect with it since that alone is worth $100

Also its stolen
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>>16607161
>>16607158
Want a Link?

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Decided for the new year I would pick up new hobbies to distract myself from the internet, what should I pick up. Preferably a hobby I can do by myself.
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inb4 jeckin it
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>>16607147
Paint
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>>16607147
Programing. Its not away form computer but you don't need a browser or the internet (at lest often). You could buy a book on a language of your choice and learn it and make small things at first like text games or something you use like a clock.

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Looking for a place to download some music. Would just go to ITunes but the CD I'm looking for isn't on there.

Anyone know a website to download music?
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>>16607115
youtube
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YouTube converter
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>>16607115
Torrent...? Rutracker is great for full discographies.

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I guess I've always silently scoffed when people asked this question when I was in a relationship
>you just do it bro

Now I'm single and I have no idea how to answer it.

So uh.
How exactly to you all someone out?

In the UK (which is me) as far as I know there's a different premise and attitude towards how you go about it than in the US.
I know the girl, I'm ready for a relationship, I just have no idea how 20 year olds ask each other out.
I was 15 last time, very different situation.
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"do u wan to be my gf
pls resbond
yes? [ ]
no? [ ]

ty"
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Same thing happened to me after a 4 year relationship. Realized bitches don't want a relationship at 20+, all they want to do is fuck but I can't even manage that. I wonder what the fuck I'm doing so wrong that I'm too blind to see.
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>>16607102
ask her if she wants some hardcore rough schlonging

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I'm a junior CS major. I am starting to realise I'm not very good at coding and I don't have the sharpest brain for algortihms. I can fake it well and have managed a 3.0 gpa. I'm not well versed in tech and I am realising I simply don't care much about it. Not putting /g/ down but it's just not for me. At my best I can be a mediocre coder and I've never even done a hackathon.

Recently my passion has become writing and my days are consumed with thinking about character development rather than web development. I can get a job in programming because of family and friends but I doubt I'll ever be great or get a job in Cali and make huge money. I'm starting to get scared that I fucked up too much by not caring about my major and getting drunk and high the past 2 years.

Is it worth me busting my ass to be average and get a decent job and save money before I pursue something else or should I quit while I'm ahead and do what I want to do? I'm almost done with school and the only reason I feel like I did CS is because I didn't want people to think I'm broke-dick lit major. My family isn't poor but as the oldest child I feel expectations to set a good example and just do what I'm told. I'm starting to get really worried about my future and settling down for a mediocre life.

Advice?
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Kills yourself normie scumie
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Join circus and do crack
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become a dank maymay

How can I be happier and more satisfied with my self? I just finished my first semester of community college and I have no idea what direction I want to steer myself in. I wish that I had more ambition but all I know right now is that I want a career that will allow me to comfortably support myself and my hobbies. I'm ashamed that I don't know where my life is going.

Sometimes I just lose all interest in my own life and hobbies, probably because I have nothing to show for anything that I've done. I sometimes feel like my friends and family bring nothing of value to my life but at the same time I'm hurt that no one seems to give a rat's ass about my issues. I feel a strong drive to be around women because I'm a lonely fucker but only ugly women seem to want to talk to me.

I know I'm doing life the wrong way but I don't know how else to do it. What do /adv/?
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>>16607097
Did you do any networking while in school? Any of your classmates get jobs after graduation? If so ask them.
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>>16607097
>How can I be happier and more satisfied with my self?
meditate

http://marc.ucla.edu/body.cfm?id=107
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>>16607242
also fuck some of those ugly chicks

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