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>>16629092
Describe your personality

If you live in a not shit country. Try online dating with some girl who lives in a shit country and wants a green card.

money and status

I was like two years without going out, nor I talked just family sometimes, depressed as fuck.

Now I'm better, can go anywhere and I'm not insecure about myself, I did it alone, reading and reasoning, I think is mental, a mindset you need to work. You might need more help, consulting professionals would help you more I guess.

>tfw anxiety
>tfw psychiatrist gave me Zoloft and like 3 alprolozam
>tfw the alprolozam helps tremendously and the Zoloft just makes my poop mushy

My advice is to try slowly cutting your intake.
Do 1mg for 7-14 days, then go down to .75mg for 7-14 days, then .5mg for 7-14 days, ect ect

I am not a medical professional and I would seriously talk to your psychiatrist first, as I believe long term benzo use does have nasty withdrawl which can result in serious physical side effects. Do your own homework and maybe even talk to a primary care physician/actual doctor.

>>16626992
>ook like a fat piece of shit, sometimes literally even,
What does that even mean?

>>16626992
Just go.

Go

>>16626991
Im at home with a 4 month old baby

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Is this tinder, have you just been friendzoned on tinder?

How is that friendzoned? Am I being b8ted?

>>16629028
It's messenger, with the new update it can look a little like tinder

Get some of those enzyme cleaners used for urine and such; you can find them at the pet store. Spray them on the carpet, then cover with a WARM, damp paper towl. Let sit for 24 hours.

You may want to look over your carpet with a blacklight, to see if there are any particularly bad stains from bodily fluids or anything. Once again, a pet store should carry one of these.

>>16626984
dont fuck with rug doctor. go to home depot or lowes and rent one of the bissel steam cleaners. i bought a house recently that had extremely funky carpet and that took proper care of it.

don't tell her?

>>16628928
if she found out instead of me telling her, she might block me out of her life

>>16628905
Why does your ex need to know?

>>16626975
Be more interesting.

Just don't try and text more and more looking for an answer. She doesn't show interest? You don't have to either.

>>16626990
Yeah but I just so sended some shit

bumpeditytyyt. should I take this elsewhere?..

>>16627392
Yeah, like google

>>16626944
Install tails

Most likely she stumbled upon narnia, where she was met with turkish delish and chads over Jack Daniel's.

>>16628617

momentum may have been lost. i do this all the time. i get really worked up to the point im about to explode and then its like 'oh, we have to stay for another hour or two' then by then ive cooled off and am not in the least bit horny anymore, so i just go home and get some sleep, especially at 3 am.

She is in a relationship. Willing to kiss you, yes. Willing to go home with you if she has a chance to think about it? No.

>>16626934
You get a devoted partner who sticks with you. Or the clinging lets up now that they've "won you". Or you get a vision of a tornado that will wipe out your hometown by the end of the week.

How are we supposed to know, exactly?

Marrying a clinger is not so bad. Divorcing a clinger, on the other hand, now there's some horror.

I'm guessing it's the same as being in a relationship with one.

Convince her that you have a fetish for dental hygiene, and brushing your teeth together would be like foreplay for you

>>16626914
Its hard to smell her breath when her mouth is around your cock

>>16626926
But then ur dick gets cavities

Gradually over the course of a minute

>>16626906
If you're talking about masturbation, it is a pretty different beast than sex. You might have a very different experience once you actually get down to it.

My bf gradually gets soft, maybe over the course of 2-4 minutes. If he stays inside me and we cuddle and kiss, he gets hard again after about 10 mins.

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Turn yourself in to the police and get help. If you don't address the situation immediately in a proactive way, it will only get worse for you when you are held accountable later. That child is a ticking time bomb of accusation that will destroy your life.

>>16628417

its not quite molestation, but its inappropriate to say the least, and thats enough to count as molestation legally.

the question is whether or not they can really prove it per se. anyone who'se ever played with a kid knows its damn near impossible to get through the day without some sort of inappropriate touch happening. i have four nephews and neices and anytime i visit its like IM the one being molested cuz they climb all over you just want to horse around.

ergo, you could argue that you were just playing around and accidentally grabbed the wrong part when you meant to grab her leg. depends how deliverate your action was.

as for making amends, im not sure what you mean. like going to the parens and saying 'hey sorry i kinda molested your kid, wont happen again' ?

there is really no reason to tell.

>>16628423
That's really scary to turn yourself into the police...what if you just deny to your parents if they ask ?

>>16626897
To not respond to shitty threads. I've still got a few hours (PST)

>>16626897
>keep constant Internet access
>make a tulpa
>get anime/manga more often
>video games moar
>learn how to use backtrack
>find good onions
>take care of body more often because :<