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Three years ago I fell for my friend's ex-girlfriend. I knew she was emotionally unstable, completely unsuitable for me,
and that it would end badly, and yet I couldn't help the way I felt. Predictably it did end badly, and I've been depressed and lonely ever since, completely unable to move on. Since then the only girls I've had crushes on have been equally unsuitable for me, for one reason or another.

Meanwhile, I met a girl who is probably perfect for me. If you'd ask me to describe my ideal partner, she wouldn't be far off the mark. She was into me too, and dropped loads of hints for me to make a move. Yet I didn't feel a thing for her. My heart didn't beat faster when I was in a room with her, I didn't miss her company when I wasn't with her, I wouldn't even care if I saw her with another guy. As much as she might have been the perfect solution to my loneliness, I just didn't feel for her.

Am I destined to live a life of falling in love with shit-tier girls, and complaining on 4chan about it when my life gets progressively more miserable because of it?

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So I was talking last night with a woman and I was feeling randy (been smoking some weed in a joint.) Usually I am not so randy but I thought that we should do oral sex. I said, hey I think we should suck dick. But I meant for her to do it on me (I am a male) and I don’t know if this was a big mistake? I am not trying to be gross here on the forums but I want to know the right answer, should I just wait until I talk to her next, or does she think I want to suck dick. I hope not. It was just a speech error. These things happen

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Hey guys, I have a question. I've posted this before that my ex broke up with me in a terrible way. It was long distance, we spent almost all of summer 24/7 together, and she may or may not have cheated on me. She did not treat me emotionally right in a relationship that I poured all of my heart and soul into, and then to add salt to the wound, she began to stop responding or caring about our relationship before breaking up with me VERY suddenly without any indication of what was wrong.

This post isn't asking for advice on if I should get back together or try and be best friends with her, this is what i'm asking for...

Since we broke up, she said to give her space and she would text me. She has not. I have waited so long for her to make a "first move" in friendship again, and it ripped me apart the first two weeks. I want to call her and express to her how I feel. How strongly I felt for her, how much it hurt to be thrown away like that (worded much better than that, but I want to get my point across), how she was my best friend, calling her on her kinda idea of a relationship, etc. Just things I want to address that weren't. It's been on my mind for a very long time to have this "good bye" kind call to officially try and hope this will convince me to rid her off my mind and have closure. I don't want to know why she broke up with me, I don't want anything from her but this final closure of farewell. I don't want to say anything negative to get the "last laugh", because that's just silly.

So for my advice, should I make this call, or should I slowly move on with my life and eventually forget about this?

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sad life

22 m here
Kinda depressed
working full time sad pay, 1,600 a month
Never got my AA

Thought I'd always do something in the creative field. Film, photo, sound design (art schools too expensive)
Thought I'd be into being a machinist kinda like it, but eh

what do? Am i just a lazy fuck? any advice other than killing myself?

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I'm dating a single mom (I know, I know), and I'm curious what people think of this. Two children, with two different Fathers. One is on child support, the other isn't. The one that is couldn't care less, the one that is care the world for the kid. I want him to be on child support as well because 1. I *think* it would protect me should things get ugly, and a court determines I'm a fatherly figure and have to pay child support cause the child sees me as a father figure (can't cause the father is in the picture, right?). 2. If we were to get married, we could actually budget, and not just hope some random amount of money comes in. For Christmas the dude gave us $2k, and he makes far less than I do. Thoughts?

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How can you tell if someone is a honest and caring person? I've tried to be close to 3 very different guys and in the end it ends up the same.

I am very upfront with them and say I have abandonment issues due to extreme parental abuse and I want to take it slow and protect myself from getting hurt. They accept it, act like it's fine and pull me in but then it gets too much for them anyway. And it's not like I do anything really bad. Like with my last one, he claims he stopped wanting to be with me when I was upset when he had no time for me, while posting pics of having fun at the beach with other girls. It's not that I was even jealous. It just hurt me that he would be completely oblivious to my feelings when I missed him and I had rearranged my stuff to be with him. I mean I don't think that's anything too psycho.
They're not bad people or assholes, I just feel like there's no understanding. I try to explain why I feel like that and I think I'm a pretty fun person in general but I feel like these little outbursts are too much for them and they just don't get it.

I'm well aware that I might be a drag and difficult to deal with, but I don't think it's anything really crazy. I'm not even blaming them really. I just wonder if guys have the emotional capacity to understand or care. Should I even try anymore? Did I just come across guys who I don't click with/are too normal or is there no hope of finding someone who would stay with me while I try my best to become a better person? Don't know if it makes sense, I'm just at a loss.

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Which girl should I fuck???

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Just gonna spit it out, no filler
>been baitin' since 11/12
>got gf at 18, fat and ugly, couldn't ever penetrate her
>by the time I got the condom on and I was ready, I wasn't feeling it anymore.
>realize waste of time trying to love someone you aren't physically attracted to.
>now I'm dating a new chick
>super cute, I'm actually into her body. I actually wanna fuck sooo badly (we haven't yet, didn't have condoms only chance).
>sorta nervous the same thing will happen again and I won't be able to perform.

Basically, is it possible to have masturbated so much from 11/12 that I've somehow broken my dick or sexual ability???? I feel like I can penetrate if I didn't have to put on a condom cause then I can stay "in the moment". Still going to have a condom for this girl. Pretty sure it'll be much easier though haha.

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How can I get my future boyfriend to touch me, my boobs and pussy all the time even in public when no ones looking?
I'm an adult woman and I want a bf... Who casually touches me and my body all the time even my pussy and blobs. I don't mean he has to be horny all the time. Sex is great but the intimacy of being touched by a cute guy who just wants the best for you and to make you feel loved and desired is great. Yep. Is that realistic

Also I'm pretty much always horny and not like pornstar horny where I want ***** in my holes 24/7 but just that I can appreciate and enjoy some sensual touching or miniorgasms any time of day

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Hey /adv/
long time no see

I bring you a problem with my female superior

>start new work a couple months ago
>meet my new superior
>10-15years older than me
she's pretty sexy desu, she's really fine
>we talk more than you'd usually talk with workmates etc etc get to know each other
>she's single
>ex-husband she has problems with
>sometimes flirty wave at each other when we see us at work
>she's curious why I don't have a gf
now in the couple days the subject ob new years eve came up a couple times and we both are doing nothing
I feel like I should ask her if she maybe wanted me to come over or something like that, you know the drill

Problems are...
a) if I got everything until here wrong I may lose my job, right? or at least be extremely awkward because I'd be that idiot from work who mistakenly asked to her if she wanted him to come over etc etc OR I could screw everything up anyways and again, lose my job
b) if anything were to happen I'd be in a relationship, right? I want her but she's that much older than me and I don't know what to think of that

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Lost my android phone and the location settings are turned off. I'm pretty sure I may have left it at a party but I'm no sure. What should I do?

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Whats the best way to cut koke?

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I'm thinking about buying some custom pom-poms. So, how many associations can be formed with

>2 colors
>3 colors
>4 colors
>6 colors

No other numbers are allowed in this context.

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>got out of LTR
>met girl on tinder
>first date at bar
>drink a bit, subject of drugs comes up
>she asks what I like
>opiods
>she says her friend gave her a whole bunch of extra strength tramadol
>invites me back to her house to do it together
>back at hers, we keep drinking, dom the whole stack of tramadol, some valium and more alcohol
>end up fucking
>after fucking all night she asks me to "hug the shit out of her"
>wake up cuddling naked, not having moved from each others' arms all night
>more sex
>spend the next 2 nights together, more sex and cuddling
>she invites me over 3 more times, seperate occasions
>the last time I saw her, she ignored me for the first 2 hours (was a little party at her place with her mom, her gay best friend, his niece and her flatmate)
>she was texting the whole time, yet over the past week had barely text me
>I make sure not to come across as too keen, I am casual in my texting, ignore her back basically
>we do coke together that night, turns out she's bipolar and on meds for that
>In bed I ask her what her deal is, that I can't tell if she's keen or not and I hit her up about ignoring me for 2 hours
>she tells me she has a lot going on in her life and she's not sure if she wants a relationship with me
>tells me she wants to keep having sex with me and seeing me but that we're "so different"
>I roll over and am all like okay.jpeg
>during the night and in the morning she keeps trying to cuddle me
>wat
>don't really understand why she would want to cuddle me if she doesn't like me beyond having sex with me
>in the morning I act normal and maybe a bit cold

...cont 1/2

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I'd be very glad to hear any advice you can give me.

Short runthrough:
>be me, college student
>go through break up
>parents gone on vacation and can't reach them and they're not back yet
>live in a city with no one else but my ex as my best friend
>no actual friends outside of class to talk to
>no friends that would ever understand why I cry myself to sleep every night
>I train regularly and take long walks
>eat very balanced meals daily
>socialize when I'm outside
>have hobbies like vidya and drawing
>trying to change my self for a more positive impact on the world I live in
>still feel terribly upset and empty every night right as I'm about to go to bed

I just have this horrendous feeling, that I'm not as good of a human being as I expect others to be. I'm trying to change my way of living so I don't have to feel the guilt of being part of a society that destroys life.

I don't know how to cope with this. I don't know how to cope with my self. It's not that the world makes me sad. It's that I make my self sad and I have honestly no idea how to deal with it. Whatever I do I always go to bed feeling empty and pathetic and it makes me even more upset that I feel this way about my self.