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What race of women is the least feminist/most wife material, /adv/?
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>>16628388

i too would like to know this. I would guess asian or middle eastern
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The races that are most likely to not marry outside their race. The women you want are the ones who are under their father's tight grip, and you're dreaming if you think their father will let them marry a foreigner. The ones who will rebel against their father may well rebel against you.
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>>16628402

im not sure where you got your intel from. interracial marriage is most popular among military men, who often pick up their wives overseas. its easy as fuck cuz they dont need to give their permission, they can just run off with whatever man they want.

all that being said, why do you need a specific race, OP? there my be fewer asian feminists, but that doesn't mean you cant find the perfect black or white wife. feminism is largely a localized thing, so even if we say 'its less found in asians' we would mostly be referring to asians that actually live in asia.

if thats what you mean, sure go and move to asia just to hope you find a non feminist wife.

also wife material needs a more refined definition.

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can anyone shed some light on pairing a skull candy bluetooth headset to a PC with windows 10 Home Edition? Please help me, fuckers.
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Make sure you have the newest drivers available for your Bluetooth chipset. You should be able to get the chipset information from your computer's manufacturer, the device manager or even a program like Speccy.
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>>16626894
word. much appreciated, bro.
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Make sure your PC even has Bluetooth for one

If you're using a USB adapter make sure it says "USB Adapter" in your devices, I've bought one before that gets autodetected as a printer accessory. Simple fix but annoying to do every time I plug it on a PC

Make sure the batteries in your headset are charged. Open up Pairing mode, however you do that and open up I think it was Connected Devices in the windows settings, or Bluetooth Devices

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My fridge/freezer combination kitchen appliance is very old, and I have just discovered that it gets cold enough to freeze (Russian Standard) vodka. I'm frightfully sober and only managed to get a few drops from the bottle. Wat do?
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>>16626850
Are you sure someone else didnt drink it and replace it with water?
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>>16626850

turn down the freezer settings, its up too high.
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>>16626852
I am sure, I live alone and do not entertain the possibility of visitors.

Ok, here is the deal.. My gf and I have been dating for 3 years now and she recently told me her parents are moving to Seattle (we both live in Texas) She is 20 and I'm 21 and well she asked me if I would come with her and we would rent a place together in Seattle which I would love to do buy unfortunately she doesn't understand that right now my parents are in a really bad spot and I cant just up and leave them.I'm helping them out with bills and their medical stuff..What do? I'm pretty sure we wouldnt be able to maintain a relationship that long distance if i stayed but I wouldnt be able to help my parents if I left..She says she will help put money up for plane tickets to visit them but how can i be so sure we will financially afford that? pls help ;o;
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Why does she have to move? Why can't she stay in Texas?
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>>16628382
Can you find a job to support both?

Why do you have to move? Why won't she stay?
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I moved from Dallas to Seattle for work. Real, post graduate career work. It's expensive as fuck here, even with me making a good salary. You will not be able to afford it with whatever paltry fast food job the two of you end up with. Save yourself the grief and stay where you are.

I've been trying to loose enough weight so that when I have sex I can see the guys dick indent through my stomach. Tips and tricks?
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>>16628314
I never even knew this phenomenon existed
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>>16628314
Here's a helpful tip: kill yourself.
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I don't... think is possible.

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I need a way to commit suicide that is:
- painless
- easy
- quick
- looks like an accident

What would you suggest?
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1. Live a full and rich life
2. Die of natural causes, having lived a life you can be proud of
3. ????
4. Profit
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>>16626791
oh look its this thread again jpg.
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>>16626791

painless and easy doesnt generally come with accident. if your brave, this method is actually painless, you just dont imagine it as such.

>start sending texts to your friends about how excited you are for NYE
>make a big list at home about your new years resolutions
>go out and buy a six inch sub
>wait til the sun starts to set
>go to the top of the largest building you can find (preferably ten stories or higher)
>take pictures of the sunset and send texts talking about how beautiful it is, how excited you are for the new year
>eat roughly half your sub
>jump off the building with phone in hand, mid text

everyone will assume you fell off by accident. the fall will be REALLY thrilling and your brain will be destroyed on impact, you wont feel a thing

It seems that my condom had slid off before ejaculation. We are very scared, to be honest. I managed to calm her down and help her fall asleep, despite the panic attack. I'm scared shitless too, but it's my fault and I have to gather as much info as possible while she is getting rest next to me. Now, pretending I'm a biologist after a few google searches isn't gonna help, but I HAVE read that the risk of pregnancy is significantly lower during the menstrual period, and it IS her first day. Is anyone familiar with this situation?
It's 7 in the morning and there's no one to reach out to. Is the morning-after the only solution? We're sort of stranded at a friend's place and don't know if there's a pharmacy nearby. Should I look into it?

I just need some reassurance, some guidance.
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At the end of the day, why not the morning after pill? It's not that expensive and you have no way of knowing at the moment if she will get pregnant from your accident. An easy case of better safe than sorry.
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>>16628204
>blah blah blah pls help im 16 wat do

Morning after pill. Take no chances, have her swallow that shit and relax dawg.
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>>16628211

this. there is no reason NOT to take the morning after pill, and while you are a wee bit stranded its not that hard to tell someone 'condom slipped, someone help me get morning after pills'.

google the morning after pill information and it will tell you exactly how long it can be of use to you. figure it out, get on google maps, look for pharmacys, and if not any nearby go make a trip. who cares if its a whole trip? better to lose a few hours of your new year than the rest of your life to a baby.

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How do I make my lip stop bleeding?? I was shaving and I cut it and I didn't notice until my mouth was filled with blood

>pic related it's me
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>>16626778
You could always try cutting up a plaster and sticking it on for a bit, if that's easier than holding a tissue to it
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>>16626778
go to the drug store and get some styptic.
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Are you pinching it hard enough? Also how long has it been now?

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Should i go into work tonight(Mcdonalds)? They want me to work an overnight shift(10pm - 6am) on New years eve, even though i worked both Thanksgiving and Christmas. I plan on quitting in a month or less anyway. Should i just call in?
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>>16626767

depends. do you have remotely anything good going on tonight? friends, a girl, anything? or will you just get hammered?

imo, if i could get paid to work tonight, i would. why not start the year off one step ahead of everyone else.
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YOLO, do what makes you happy.
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>>16626767
Fellow McDonalds employee here.

I'm early shift (5AM), and I work tomorrow as well. You always have the option to call out, but honestly, I don't think it's gonna be very busy, as many people are likely going out to get hammered as fuck. Although tomorrow morning may be a slightly different story. Drunk people apparently come to drive-thru overnight, so there's a good chance you'll have a laugh. I say keep the shift, man. It's gonna look bad on you anyway, calling out on a Holiday unless you have good reason.

Don't get me wrong, I've called out my fair share of times, but I generally avoid Holidays -- my boss is not a happy camper when this occurs. Again, it's up to you, but I'd keep the shift. Pretty sure wage is going up anyway, like today, atleast for me. So as the other anon said. you'd be a step ahead of everyone.

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How should I ask her out on a date? Mind you it will have to be over text
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>>16626755

>mind you it will have to be over text
>have
>literally no other way

no.
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>>16626763
I rarely get to hang out with her because her parents are really strict and don't let her go out so yeah ._.
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>>16626775

in which case you wouldnt be able to go on a date anyway. so why bother?

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Be me (1/?)
>16
>Junior in high school
>divorced parents
>Junior raking leafs and shit at mums house
>mum comes out telling me how to to me jub
>both get mad
>mum has been treating junior fag like shit since Christmas eve
>"i want you to move out"
>hateful words are thrown
>mum gave me the rest of today to get me shit together to move
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>>16626713
Guess she got tired of your retarded way of speaking
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(2/?)
>just last week i gave up my bedroom at my dad's house to me sister and her 5 year old kid
>now when im at me dad's i sleep on a blow up mattress in the game room
> I moved all my shit to mum's cuz sister moved in
>now i have to move all my shit to dad's?
>junior fag has no idea on what to do
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(3/3)
>me mum is fucking psychotic and bipolar
>i don't know exactly what to do
>living with mum is shitty
>same thing at me dad's

I really need some advice, bros.

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The girl that I love, that I have been with for 3-4 years just left me for another guy... I've been crying all night, making this the worst New Years yet, my stomach hurts so much from crying... What do I do?
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Learn to be a better boyfriend.
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>>16628152
I'll work on that...
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>>16628150
Fuck all of her friends, all of them.

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I'm going to a top shelf open bar and will pretty much drink anything. I want to take advantage and try some new drinks. What drinks do you guys suggest? What are your favorites?
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piss
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>>16626683
Straight Jim Bean because you're too good for those uppity faggots drinking expensive whiskey that tastes like trash. Make sure to call them faggots too

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my mom doesn't want me or my sister to move out and wants us to live in with her and help pay the bills instead. her argument goes
>she isn't able to save up with her current bills and wage
>we won't able to save up because moving out and settling in is expensive, also rent is costly
>it's simply "easier" to live with her
>she's getting old, plus alzheimers run on her side of the family
>probably doesn't want to be alone (dad is out of the picture, brother is a shit head who parties everyday, rest of family is outside of the country and my mom ex-communicated with them)

it really isn't much easier to live with her given her strict house rules, and i really want a chance to live on my own some day, but she's guilt tripping us pretty bad.

what can we do?
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>>16628133

>shes guilt tripping us
>what can we do

you can give in, or ignore her. you cant stop her from guilt tripping you other than by getting out of her vicinity. there isn't any advice here to make this easier on you. make a choice, and go.

all that being said, she isnt inherently wrong. until recently it was perfectly normal to live with your parents and one day just take over the house. people are so elitist now priorities are getting fucked up, despite the fact that the economy is shifting back to the idea that we should be sharing a home.

that being said, living on your own is a lot of fun and i recommend it. if you do choose to stay, tell your mom that its under the idea that you are now the man of the house, and you will be living by your own rules (but not that they are living by those rules as well)
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>it really isn't much easier to live with her given her strict house rules, and i really want a chance to live on my own some day, but she's guilt tripping us pretty bad

That's hard. She is your mom, and decisions like these aren't easy but your situation is very real. First of all you are an adult (I assume) and have both the freedom to make decisions and own up to the consequences of them too. You don't get to have your cake and eat it too.

My contribution to your issue is... why does she get to set the house rules? If the house is rented you are all pitching in to your livelihoods. She has only her rank as mother to pull, but financially she has no dominating power. Tell her you can live together (if this is your decision) but not on "her" house but yours. And you all get to set the house rules. Things have changed and so do the dynamics of the family. Whatever decision you think is the best; have some balls and stand up to your mom.
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>>16628149
>>16628192
thanks for your responses guys; i guess it has to do with culture... we're asian (korean specifically) and this is actually kind of the norm in korea. my mom will keep her position as the head of the house because of that until she gets senile...

the fact i'm dating my boyfriend makes things a bit more complicated. it's not that she bans dating, but she's very critical of my actions and of my boyfriend; like if she feels like i'm seeing him too often, she'll try to restrict me from seeing him (either by acting passive aggressive or otherwise an uncomfortable presence, or by finding ways to charge more money, or in ways to make me doubt he loves me) because she thinks i'm being "too easy".

she's very, VERY old school... and i'm not sure how much more i can take of it.

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I finished a long relationship of almost a decade. Now, for the first time, I have a date and I think we will have a sexual relation. Well... I don't know if she uses birth control pills.
I will use condoms, then what more can I do to protect myself of diseases or avoid pregnancy?
And... How can I protect myself during oral sex?
Thank you guys
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>>16626656
Just drop that load in her mouth like you know you want to.
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>>16626656
We're not your doctors
go to your damn doctor!
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If you really want to protect yourself from STI you should be wearing a condom even during oral. Otherwise you should be fine just with a condom. Lube can help prevent condom tearing and a little bit inside the condom can help it feel better for you. You seem like you're not used to using condoms anymore.

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