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>>16625718

Sounds like an empty pursuit down vanity lane

>>16625718
Write down a list of things you want to change about yourself.
Start by the easiest things to change (diet, training, waking up early, changing habits). Take time to get used to your new life. Like, change one thing per month.
Do things outside of your comfort zone to get more independent. Travel on your own, start a new sport, join a team, go back to school.

Be:
>Well dressed, check /fa/
>Interesting: du you have certain skills, or interests? Try /lit/ or /trv/ or /mu/
>not beta. Grow some balls, be secure of what you are doing, don't care about others.

Is there a possible therapy for your stuttering? I don't know much about that.

Post more details for more specific advice.

Sounds bad but you might have to eat her out then wrap your tool and fuck her. Start foreplay like kissing her and move to neck, nipples and kid kid belly button and eat that snatch like wonton

>>16625333

Typo from autocorrect: "kiss kiss belly button"

Calm down fbi it was a typo from autocorrect.

>>16625324
spice up your love life with a little butt stuff

she'll say stuff like no and stop but that just means she's into it

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>>16625290

Dear Basketball Americans,

Go back

Dear allergies,
Please go away.
-M

Dear you,

I can't get you out of my mind. God, help me get you out of my mind. What did you do to me? Are you really some kind of magician? That scares me. Please just have mercy and let me never see you again. When I didn't see you I was getting better, and then I saw you and now all I can think of is you. And it wasn't even good. It was bad for the most part but then there was those moments, just a few, where it was nice and then you turned on me hard. When I dont' see you I can pretend that didn't happen but then you're there and it's like the ghost of a dead person. Help me. Just help me stop wanting you.

>>16625274
>>>/int/
read sticky
shitpost in your target language
get some anime dubbed in it/watch shows and movies in it

>>16625274
I quite like Duolingo. The Russian course was just completed. It's free, too.

The main Russian imageboard is 2-ch.su (at least it was quite active a few years ago ... haven't been there in a while. There's several others, too, and they're not hard to look for.)

If you've been studying for long at all I'm sure you've tried to watch a dubbed movie or TV show and noticed they do that annoying-as-fuck thing where they just overlay the Russian audio over the English. There are at least a couple high-quality American shows where they bothered to do real professional dubs (the first couple of seasons of Game of Thrones, at least. LOST too I think? And a couple others. Maybe Breaking Bad.) You want to search for "[show's name in Russian] пoлнoe дyблиpoвaниe." I just ripped the audio from a bunch of shows, basically making little 50-min radio plays, and listened to them in the car, following along from my memory of the English until I realized I was actually starting to understand. I recommend doing this well before you think you're ready to; it'll still help.

As regards the grammar, I'm not fluent, but I can read a newspaper without referring to a dictionary and make myself understood with minimal spaghetti droppage, and I never studied the fucking cases. Like, a little bit, so I recognized them and knew basically what they were for, but I never fucking drilled them. Mostly I just learned phrases from flash cards and eventually patterns started to emerge and I realized I was just going by what sounded 'right' or 'wrong' and it worked pretty well. Like, it was honestly a surprise to me when I learned that the 7-letter rule (и instead of ы after certain letters) had a name. I was like, "Oh. I just thought that's how it was." I strongly recommend learning this way; it's less stressful and more fun and, in my opinion, more efficient too.

I'll post more if I think of anything. It's a bitch of a language, I seriously found Mandarin easier, but it's also pretty colorful and fun.

>>16625655
you chicken shit bastard, do something for fucks sake ANYTHING, SOMETHING

Suck his dick so he'll stop seeing your sister.

Honestly I'd kill him. No no one has to know who it was, just wear a fucking mask or something. Either that or threaten him with death if he says with your sister.

>>16625269
The obvious answer is to stop jacking it so much. I'm trying to do the same thing. Gonna try to hold off for the next few days then do it once a day/couple of days. The best thing to do is to remove yourself from situations/places that encourage the behavior. If the random lewd image posted on 4chan is enough to put you in the mood spend less time here. If you've got a bit more self-control than that, try getting up and doing something else when you get the urge to play pocket pool. Even if it's just a short walk around the house.
Stay determined to kick the habit and you will.

>>16625280
it's so fucking hard though, if I don't jerk off I literally cannot think straight, I get angry as fuck, and can't even focus on schoolwork which makes it that much harder to just stop

>>16625289
Kicking any habit is hard, but it's hardest at the start. If you can tough it out and keep your hands off the skin flute for a couple of weeks it'll get easier. I mean, no sugarcoating it, it's fucking hard to quit things like this, but short of professional help for a serious addiction you've really got to bite the bullet and be strict with yourself.
Things that help are breaking things down into smaller, more manageable steps, coming up with alternative things you can do when the urge to engage in the behavior comes up, identifying things in your environment/routine that contributes to the behavior and changing them to better suit the change you want to make.

>I've even heard from girls that I'm cute, but an asshole
Contrary to what you read around here, women don't want to date assholes. How about you improve yourself so you're not an asshole?

Thing is I'm nice to people, but people think I'm an asshole BECAUSE I joke about horrible things. I'd never try to hurt someone genuinely.

I personally try to live by the Patrice O'neal doctrine of living honestly and putting my own happiness first. But at the same time consider whether the people you are talking to are getting your humor. If not, then there's no point in saying the joke out loud. Just think it in your head, chuckle inwardly and move on.

>>16625264
>>16625264

TLDR;

> Sis in law woke up from me doing garbage early am
> I normally do this early when coming home from work
> On Holidays
> Out of habit, perform household duties
> She gets treated well here at my house
> I'm offended that she swore at me via text
> I never complain about her loud conversations or yelling for her kid while I'm sleeping
> I just don't want to cuck myself into apologizing a million times
> I apologized with I'm sorry I'm usually up at this hour out of habit. So sorry.
> Hoping you guys understand the feels as I was only doing a chore not playing video games or something stupid.

People are not themselves at all when they have had thier sleep disturbed.

Since she is moving out, keep this in the hard drive but don't forget it and simply move on.

This is not something worth bringing up. Just keep it in mind next time she needs your help.

>>16625264
You're in a shared living situation, however from what I see she is living in YOUR house. If she doesn't like the noise you make fuck her.

Anyhow, since she is your in-law and you're not trying to piss anybody off.. Maybe just remind her of all the things you do for her and that you would appreciate a little respect if you do happen to fuck up every once in a while. Closed mouths don't get fed.

I used to deal with room mates who would do dishes at 6 AM when I was trying to sleep, I talked to them about it multiple times. Eventually I started doing shit late at night like dishes or cooking in the kitchen. It was very passive-aggressive of me, but it actually got the point across (finally) of how annoying it can be to have someone fucking up your sleep or routine.

Why don't you ask her out on a date? You'll get your answer right away

>>16625259
I second this

>>16625259
I Hella want to, but her parents are really strict and that's why I've only hung out with her very few times

move out if you want girls to stay over

Obviously get your chill parents to hook up with each other.

The shit storm will create a useful diversion to fuck your girlfriend.

>>16625230
Basically this. I have strict parents who aren't okay with me staying over at my SO's, so we're just going to have to wait until I move out.

>>16625192
Get a 6 pack. The other 4 can sit outside.

If you guys text a lot, the frequency of texts will decrease. And the quality of the conversation will too. It'll just go to "Lol"/"okay." Maybe your texts will be ignored too.

>>16625187
Usually something traumatic or unfinished business will cause ghosts. Perhaps get a priest.

Second time I've heard this term 'ghost', must be a newer word. Anyway, yeah texting quality will decline. It's not like you can do anything about it.

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This is the book that the fucking asshole gave me.

>>16625171

Yeah, that's funny, do it

>>16625171
>My rich asshole father gave me a self help book for christmas.
It sounds like you should read it first.

>>16625143
Tall women are short men.

Height isn't really an issue to women who have substance and a personality.

You want an overly superficial, vapid woman then it is a huge issue for them.

So, different strokes for different folks.

>>16625087
FB birthday messages are annoying

>>16625087
The 30th was my daughters forat birthday. I got her a 100 dollar fucking Disney frozen theme cake home made from a local shop. Wanna talk shit and bitch? Im here.

>>16625087
Congrats on the bday, anon ;^)