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Advice on Niggersex and Stories 2016-02-01 21:02:40 Post No.16757519
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Advice on Niggersex and Stories
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Ever been so horny you had sex with a nigger?
Post your stories ITT.
>2 weeks ago
>meet black girl in club, goes by the name Kashmere
>we end up at my place, too scared to have sex I just let her suck my dick then I cum in her moth
>she yells OMG NO when I cum in her mouth
>I freak out because I think I raped her
>drop her off at her friend's house
>never returned to the club
also how fucked am I if I let her suck my dick without a condom?
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bumpo no pico
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i don't think there's much you can get from receiving a blowjob desu, if you didn't go near the poontang you should be all cool
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Are my teeth ugly? In my opinion they are the reason I'm being rejected all the time. The worst thing is that me and my family dont have money to repair them.
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>>16757496
your teeth are fine.
you're probably being rejected cause you're autistic and/or unattractive.
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>>16757499
I'm 6/10, pretty social guy. Maybe I'm just a fucking pussy god damn it.
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>>16757496
teeth are cool man.
Found this video on 4chan and whe i saw the title i was like haha another macho durrr lift weights grrrrrr video but this is a very beautiful video, it will surely help you get started guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-a1jXgAsQI
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How do I get rid of a stalker? I tried talking to her about it, telling her to stop, without success. She also frequents this board for as far as I know. Is seizing contact completely the only way to get her off my back? She might think I'm playing along or something, but I don't think she really believes that.
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>>16757443
shes not a stalker if you havent tried to cut her out of your life. until then shes just really invested in your relationship (to whatever extent that may be).
block her on facebook, send her one lastd text 'blocking you, please leave me alone, do not talk to me, do not approach me, do not come near my home goodbye'
then block her. NEVER respond. ever. if she shows up at your place say 'leave or i will call the cops'. if she does not leave, call the cops.
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>>16757467
There is no relationship. I wanted her to be normal. If that what it takes, okay fine.
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>>16757474
there is a relationship. relationships arent just dating. you have a relationship with everyone you meet, even if its just aquaintance. so until you block someone, shes taking your casual relationship and blowing it out of proportion trying to make it better.
cut er off
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Hey /adv/ So 3 years ago I met this girl, who I intantly fell in love with. Irish, really cute, short and with a pretty good body. So, as beta as I was/am, I never asked her out and I acted fucking cringey around her.
So ff a couple of years, she has to leave to her home town to study phisics at uni, thought I would never see her again. Keep in mind she was the only person I have ever loved.
Ff 1 year, life is great, studying at uni, not as beta as before (haven't gotten any pussy yet, haven't tried either, since I don't see the point of hooking up with someone you don't feel anything special with), going on parties on weekly basis. So last thursday comes. Not much people went to party among those who I live with on the residence, only me and 4 more people, altho all of my class went too. Sooo I'm having the time of my fucking life, best party ever, but then I find her. I fucking find her. I remember how I love her to the core. We catch up, I get suprised I don't get cringy or beta AT ALL. She even hugs me multiple times... And then she tells me she has to leave on friday. When we part ways, me and my friends go to a club (got offered a bj I declined, cuz no homo) and I tell them I gotta leave. Spend ten minutes crying on a bench, another hour going to the bus stop, crying like a bitch all the way to the residence, keep crying through the whole night. That's the story. Not pasta, I promise. And no, I'm neither fat, ugly or a manlet, just a bit socially awkward, VERY awkward when it comes to relationships.
Wat do
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Go talk to her about your feelings. Dont be scared cuz it sounds like she likes you and she would maybe even consider staying. But if it aint going to work out, then its just unlucky man.
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>>16757544
Thnx for the advice, but as I said, I'm very awkward when it comes to relationships... I don't know if I could tell her what I want without sounding cringey or convincing or whatever...
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>>16757562
Then what the fuck do you want from us?
Have fun regretting your choice forever because you didn't want to sound "cringey" for a second.
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hey guys i want to start growing shrooms but don't know how where should i start? what should i buy? ect thanks for any help
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First, read a bit about mushrooms in general, not just Psylocibe. Then, search info about growing shrooms, there's a plethora of it in the net. I ain't telling you shit, slacker.
Job question:
I graduated from a cs program this last fall. I applied for a computer scientist position about two weeks ago that required unofficial transcripts which state the date your degree was conferred date if you were subbing college for experience.
My school has a really long year end process and I couldn't get my transcripts. Since all I had was my DPR which said that I completed all requirements of my program, that is what I submitted and I clicked the button that I wanted to qualify by experience since I felt that was safer due to me being qualified by both experience and education. Weird that you have to choose one or the other, but that is besides the point.
Anyway, I get an email from my potential boss giving me the spec for a program to create as to gauge competency, the email clearly states that I am to respond to the email with my program attached and confirm that I am still interested in the position. I'm nearly finished program and now I do have my transcripts that have my degree date on them and I'm wondering whether I should attach that as well; not sure he'd care since that is more of the HR deal.
What do you guys think?
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another
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bump for the evening crew
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>>16757415
Did you get a degree? is comp sci worth it
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Premature ejaculation 2016-02-01 20:35:03 Post No.16757407
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Sup /adv/.
What is the best, non-bullshit way of getting rid of this problem (or at the very least improve)? Mine's pretty severe, and it's just so fucking frustrating that I'm not in control of my own body.
Advice preferred from someone who's been through it himself, yet managed to get better. The Internet just seems full of hogwash solutions. What actually works, brothers?
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>>16757407
like, how severe?
>increase frequency of masturbation, edging specifically
you're essentially numbing your dick's sensitivity a bit
>foreplay to completion, focus on her during refractory period, proceed to PiV
pretty self explanatory. you last longer if you've cum before.
the tired and true method is to have more sex and be sure to control your breathing. when you get close, pull out/slow down. if you pull out, go to eating her out for a bit
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how do i improve my wit and impromptu speaking? not looking for self-help books or any of that bullshit. i'm looking more for mental exercises and techniques to get my mind thinking differently
when i was a teen i was very quiet and never spoke to anyone outside my family. now that i'm 22 and have a job, i've completely dropped my social anxiety, however my social skills are way behind. there are many times when my mind goes blank during a conversation. i can barely hold my own when bantering, and i fail almost every shit-test a woman gives me.
ive started listening to a lot of comedy, which has helped a bit
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>>16757370
mental exercises wont do shit. you gotta set out to practice. that is literally the mental exercise.
go out and talk to strangers. talk to friends. think a little about what you want to say in advance and lead them to what you want when you prethink something witty. it sticks in time.,
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Literally by talking more.
Neural plasticity allows any mental task to become easier the more it's done.
So the more you have to access a certain pathway when talking on the fly, the more your brain reinforces it.
Just do it now instead of later. That shit gets harder as time goes on.
Adv, my bf's out of the country a lot and i would like to send him some hot and suggestive pics. Problem is i have no idea what to do, i've never done this before. I don't want them to just be fat out naked pics. I want them to be a bit more teasing. Maybe even clothed. Atleast in the beginning. Specifically what kind of pics would you like to receive? Also, i'm only 5'1, chubby and have enormous titts. Maybe this will help find some neat ideas
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> chubby and have enormous titts
I ain't given you any advice unless you post tits
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>>16757359
Sharpie in pooper, timestamped
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>>16757359
Do not include face or any other distinguish features.
If your best feature are your boobs, go with some underboob pics. Like the one showed in pic. Wear something really tight with no bra, show nipples and cleavage. Or send him pics with nice lingerie.
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Im the type of guy that likes to make jokes and be a bit childish at times. I know I have to change but I just can't.
You know those guys that when they talk to women and they would stand and focus all their attention to him? I inspire to be like him, but being a 4chan user isn't helpful.
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>>16757350
>i want to change
>but i just cant
good luck wieth that. can literally never give any useful advice to someone who 'just can't,
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>>16757350
Hello Micheal Scott please just kill yourself.
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>>16757428
I meant that I try but I end up back to the person Iam. Sorry about the wording. My english isn't that good.
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Once you start using sex toys as an alternative to meeting women is there any return?
>havent had a freind in years either
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>>16757337
by alternative do you mean you've turned down sex with a girl in anticipation for using the toy instead? or do you mean you just bought a toy to help masturbation
if ur not getting any, whats wrong with getting a toy? my issue was i was so invested in my porn that i was turning down sex claiming to be tired just so i could watch it after my date went home.
>havent had a friend in years either.
if you want one go make one.
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>>16757337
Yes, but you probably wouldn't be willing to do what it takes, which is everything you know you should've been doing all these years: approaching people, challenging your fear, making mistakes, going out, and opening up to people
Enjoy your toys
Hi /adv/
I have a problem and I require some advice.
I feel like my mind is like running at 1000 mph, cant think straight most of the time, its really hard to concentrate and I daydream alot. Worst part is it affects me more and more. I used to be able to control myself, but whatever i have is making my life a living hell... ok let me explian better.
> Constantly have urges or impulses like for example the impulse to get up from a chair im sitting even if i dont want to or grabbing something i dont have to grab.
> Daydream even while walking leading me to lose focus and walk like a dumbass most of the time.
>Cant find motivation.
>Cant stop thinking about bad experiences ive had in the past.
>Feel Angry all the time
>Say inappropriate things when in social situations.
Thats basically it, what do i have? Should i seek help?
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go to the doctor, they'll some ritalin, vyvanse or adderall
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>>16757325
Yeah im going to a shitty doctor that ordered some fucking exams that take forever to do, im not looking to get medicine to get high i genuinely want to get better but i think the doctor wants to see if im not some junkey maybe thats why shes delaying my tratment
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>>16757344
Anon said those meds because you probably are developing ADHD, and those are common treatments.
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I know this isn't /fit/ but well
>23, male
>be roughly 5'3'' and almost reaching 200lbs soon, your typical fat manlet
>always felt horrible about my appearance, been bullied over it etc, but never dealt with it
So I thought I'd go here and ask for motivation, and because I'm an idiot that can't find shit with google.
Are there any real life Gimlis? I'm talking short but actually badass dudes. Something I could have as inspiration and stuff.
Or are we short guys forever destined to be the laughing stock of every discussion?
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Tinytrip, nigga
Tinytrip
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>>16757321
I'll check him out, thanks.
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Discipline > Motivation
Motivation fades, just stop making excuses and putting it off. Keep a steady routine, eventually it'll become natural.
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>Just broke up with GF a week ago
>GF was fucking nuts, broke up for the stupidest reason ever after 3 years
>She had all sorts of mental health issues, but loved her anyways
>Sort of relieved
>Started chatting with this black grill on tinder
>7/10 face probably mixed doesn't have black facial features, and 8/10 body
>She talked to me the entire day, then gave me her number
>We go to the same college
>She seems really fucking into me
>Also seems to be well adjusted and smart
I'm almost like baffled. After a year of being with a borderline and bipolar girl I almost feel like I don't deserve this. The fuck is this feeling? I'm not sure if anything will happen between me and this girl, but I don't want to fuck anything up if it does.
Its not my self esteem is low, its almost like I feel I'm not good enough to be with a mentally healthy person at this point, after the breakup. I don't have any mental health issues, at least that I'm aware of, because I've been to therapy (not since the breakup though). But this feeling is really fucking nagging at me, and I don't want it to fuck things up. Its almost like I'm mentally scarred or something.
halp
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>>16757308
Don't you think it's a little soon to be seeing other people? You guys only broke up a week ago.. People don't normally move on that quickly
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>>16757324
She started seeing and fucking some dude the literal day after. I felt so fucking bad that day. But I'm essentially just trying to push this shit out of my head, so I started talking to girls.
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>>16757324
>implying there's some sort of guideline for how soon you can start seeing other people
if he's ready to move on then it's his call.
just go with the flow OP. girl seems into you. that's a good thing.
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Has anyone here overcome shy bladder? 2016-02-01 20:11:55 Post No.16757302
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Has anyone here overcome shy bladder?
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I have such a hard time taking a piss in front of people. I'm going to be enlisting in the army so i will need to take a couple piss test in the beginning. i know i will get over it once im settled, its just these tests in the beginning that are freaking me out.
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Trust me, half the men want to suck your cock while you're pissing
No reason to be shy friend
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>>16757302
Realize that most everyone doesn't give a fuck about you when you're pissed in front of/next to them.
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>>16757309
Maybe i don't want my cash & prizes touched by dudes. i know people do math in there head and that works for me very few times. shit sucks man