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Drop hanging, if you get it right.
Heroin???

>>16765686
I've thought about hanging my self
But they say you have to get it right in order for it to be quick and painless

>>16765681
Helium asphyxiation

What made it so nasty? Was it a horrible smell/taste? If so, that's not normal and you shouldn't have put your mouth there because it probably means an infection of some kind.

>>16765497

1) The only thing I can think of is being horny as fuck so that offsets the whole nasty factor, it's all mind games, you have to kind of like getting down and dirty

2) Simultaneously lick the clit and do a "come here" motion with your middle and index finger inside her pussy. Also DO NOT wander the fuck off from the clit with your tongue. It's quite literally the only area where licking feels like anything at all.

You REALLY need to make the whole thing feel passionate and make it seem you're eager to do it, being horny as fuck yourself is the easiest way. Keep repeating the things mentioned above and you should feel the muscles inside the pussy tighten the grip on your fingers. You REALLY do feel the grip when the girl is actually getting pleasure out of it. Continue till she cums, profit.

Good luck :)

To be frank, Oral is nasty. However, if she maintains herself it is bearable if you really like a girl. Keep in mind there are many ways to please a lady, and you don't have to eat her out. Although, keep in mind sucking a dick for her is about the same as you eating her out so if she sucks your dick be grateful.

Oral takes a long time. You will be down there for 20-45 minutes. If you aren't prepared for that commitment, don't waste either of your time trying oral. Technique wise is case by case, but my main advice is to not switch up your style abruptly. Stick with a motion, if she is responsive continue said motion.

Its probably since they don't see themselves as fat, at least some of them anyway.

>>16765473
He says its the whole "real women have curves" thing and the "all sizes are beautiful" bullshit. He says its made women who are fat think that they are just as attractive to everyone as a nice fit girl. He doesn't date or hook up with fat girls, he says its very very very rare him and his friends do, but it doesn't stop the fat girls from trying.

>>16765499
Its probably because they are arrogant af. I wish some guys would grow some balls and tell them explicitly why they aren't dating them, constructive criticism and all that.

>few months

Man youre dumb, if a chick doesnt like you move on and drop her. You buy a lizard and want it to fly and people tell you it doesnt "well maybe if im nice enough to it it will learn to fly". Thats you anon

>>16765410
No, the friend zone is not a thing. It's what bitter assholes confit themselves with when someone doesn't want to fuck them.

>she seems pretty unresponsive in wanting to touch me and it's starting to piss me off. She's also not seeing other guys

Why are you angry she doesn't seem responsive? It's not her job to want to fuck you. If she doesn't, she doesn't. Her being in a relationship has no bearing on that.

Dude, if you want to date her ask her straight up. I assume you put "dates" in quotes because you haven't actually discussed dating.

>>16765418
The friendzone is definitely a thing. It's where clueless guys end up who don't realize girls don't like guys just because they're nice to them.
To be fair, a lot of women like to lead naive and inexperienced guys on, so they're not innocent in all this either.

>>16764875
how many people did u have sex with?

Tell your parents. They love you and they deserve to know.

>>16764877
Two women and five men. None since I was diagnosed.

>>16764034

if you're saying that he ignores you when he is with this girl, then its a red flag, its looks like they're low key flirting with each other and you should keep an eye on him if he becomes more intimate with her.

if you're with bf for less than 3-4 months, just give up and break up.
if you're with bf longer than that, tell him that you mind him acting like that around girls who act like that

So, she prevented him from being set on fire, asked for a hand with an uncomfortable clothing issue, and converses on friendly terms in public.

...Yes, if that's all you have, you are being ridiculous.

>>16764017
Do you have any preferences?

>>16764017
I talk to girls

>white cis male
Stop saying that like it mattered outside Seattle.

cont.

I have full honesty with her mostly, tho ive learned not to talk about things im worried about, stressed over, or what makes me upset.. cuz she'll just cry about it and get really weird. Its not her probs.. shes even internalized and got real upset over stuff that happened to people i know that she doesnt. So i just dont talk to her about stuff. She knows about my job stuff, but just not how bad its affecting me.

So i met a girl on an app and we met up. Real cute, 18 (too young for me really but w/e), and we went on a date. Nothing happened. We just walked and talked like friends. Held hands at some point, and she probably thought it was a date. She doesnt know im married but i really didnt want to talk about my wife the whole time; i wanted to talk about my personal things which is something i never get to do. I wanted to both be someone different for a day, and also finally be myself around someone.

Now i gotta handle what to do about this nice person who probably assumes it was a mutual date that might lead to something. Im way older than her, so iunno what shes expecting, and we dont really have anything in common but it was a great convo and shes probably not experienced enough to know that this isnt something to hold out for.

So what are you asking here?

Tell the girl you used her to vent, then tell your wife you cheated.

>>16763965
But he didn't fuck her?
if your version of cheating is eating food with a girl and talking to her, your an idiot.

>>16763859
Part2
i stupidly stayed friends with this guy, pretended we never kissed but eventually he started making advances again ( i am very attracted to my friend, things with my boyfriend in bed died down a lot due to his work stresses, i kept making an effort to spice things up but it always went back to >i suck him >he fucks me >he cums >i touch myself while he is hugging me and he often just falls asleep) i let him make advances and eventually i started making advances back, he wanted me not only for my body but for my mind and both of those turned me on. many months later when at his house we ended up sleeping together and that went on for months, pretending nothing was happening. i became very good at just shutting myself off from the other while i was with one, like a completely different life. i often stayed nights at my friends and wouldn't come back till late the next day. i was meant to be home by midday one time i stayed over to drive my boyfriend and work friends to the bar and my boyfriend spam called me (by this point my friend confessed his feelings for me and was extremely emotional, similar to a pregnant woman... he would get upset when my boyfriend would call and eventually i stopped answering to the phone to him to get my friend to stop being sooky) i did end up answering the phone, my boyfriend yelled at me and told me i was meant to be home, i wasnt due home for a few hours yet. i went home and be blew up at me about how im disrespecting him and i need to figure out what im doing.

>>16763866
Part 3
I get very emotional around my boyfriend (only person i get emotional about) i just kept crying and saying im sorry, he work friend arrived so he went to greet him, i sucked it up and played happy housewife, my boyfriend was a bit shocked by how quickly i calmed myself. i drove them to the bar, went to visit my friend, told him i liked him too, he got very jumpy and happy. I then went home, had a shower, ate dinner then took all the medication in the house, including a fair few sedatives all while being extremely calm, i called my friend and i dont remember what i spoke to him about because i soon passed out.
From what my boyfriend told me, he came home 5hrs after i overdosed checked on my and game me a bottle of water (i often get dehydrated and he said i looked a bit out of it, i have no memory of this) i apparently took the water and hugged it like a teddy. he went on his computer and came to bed 3hrs later and i was pale and cold, an ambulance was called and i woke up in icu, when my boyfriend arrived he was crying (ive never seen him even tear up) he wanted to know why and i told him while still heavily under the influence of sedation medication that i had feelings for my friend and still loved my boyfriend, he told me that i didnt need to kill myself and if i wanted to leave him for my friend thats okay, just dont hurt myself.

>>16763871
Part 4
i told him i only want to be with him (my boyfriend) and be happy, he later requested that i never speak to my friend again which i agreed with. i was in hospital for a few weeks under observation, my boyfriend came to visit me for 20-30mins each day after work. during this time i had been speaking to my eldest sister and she was positive that my friend had been manipulating me and spoke to me about it when i was in hospital, she convinced me he had and when he found out i overdosed and contacted me i blew up at him, pointed out all the little things he was doing to make me feel bad for rejecting him, so i just went with it (i now know this is 50/50 and i accept my actions for what they where) i tried to stay away from my friend and ended up only having online contact with him, he kept going on about how he loves me and a bunch of other cliche things, he was over emotional and he became suicidal, i often called him ambulances when he let on or threatened that he would hurt himself. that i know of now he got blind drunk everyday and burned his arm with cigarettes. my boyfriend did not know of this contact. my friend and i had a common place we would go where my boyfriend knew we might run into each other, but he was okay with only that. while there he continued to emotionally blackmail me to continue talking to him and one night when i got so worried about his state i went over there,

Liquidate all your belongings and save a shit ton of money primarily. You need dollar doos to keep you afloat for ~ 3-6 months living expenses in the area you are moving in. Then just plane ticket(or drive) your ass over there and get a place and hit that job search hard as a mother fucker.

On a side note, both those cities are fucking shit. Do you live in flyover ville or something that makes you long for fancy cities?

>>16763757
I'm in mia and looking for roommates have you had a job do you have money?

>>16763762
Isn't rent there like impossible to afford because of how high it is?

Also I live in a small northern village and I'm moving for my career and I want to take college classes on the side maybe

Honestly the girl you're describing sounds a lot like one of my friends. My advice is talk to her, it's not pressuring her to talk about what you expect in a relationship.

No sex? Why?

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>>16763625
>My advice is talk to her
You know, the funny thing is that we actually talk A LOT when we have time together. We've been extremely deliberate about taking things one step at a time, and being careful not to hurt each other. Not having enough time with each other has been something I've brought up in the past, but at the time, it wasn't like a deal breaking conversation. It was mostly just a "Hey, I want to spend more time with you" conversation. Now, the tone has to change to something more like "I can't keep doing this unless we can have more time together".

>it's not pressuring her to talk about what you expect in a relationship.
What do you mean by that exactly?

>>16763627
I don't think it's too relevant, but for what it's worth, I happen to be a traditional guy who wants to wait for marriage.
>inb4 every common response to this

>>16763536
If her name is on the lease she has an obligation to pay for the full term. If her name isn't on the lease, well, then you're screwed.

Consider putting an ad on Craigslist. There's weirdos, but there's normal people too.

>>16763536
sorry, i've tried looking in my crystal ball, but for some reason it won't show me your fucking contract.

so why the fuck do you think it's acceptable to ask retarded questions without reading your fucking contract first ?

>>16763546
This - is she on it?

>>16763317
You can do this anon

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If you are a mtf that can't pass as an actual girl, in a male dominated class filled with testosterone, you're going to get teased, bullied, and ridiculed.

You better get some thick skin, fagboy, because if you don't, you're going to get your little EDM-music loving ass ran right out of there.

This ain't no lifetime movie where you're a martyr or a hero for going. Grow the fuck up and just do your workout.

>>16763333
Thank you. I really hope so. If I can manage this class I feel as though I'll be a better person.

>>16763337
Don't call me a fagboy. Do you think I'll actually be bullied? Bullying isn't supposed to happen at school. I'm really worried about the locker room too. Might not shower afterward or change or anything.

By actually talking to girls. From what I've heard he expected women to take initiative, and never sought it out himself.

>>16762482
By remaining ignorant to reality. Instead, he saw the truth of the world and he couldn't handle it. It destroyed him. There will be more like elliot Rodger when other permavirgins realize their situation and act out on it.

>>16762482
Been white.

Drink it. If hulk mode ensues report back. Pls don't dye.

>>16762426
Idk it has fishes in it.

>>16762412
Maybe fluorescent dye injected into patients for imaging?