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>>16760033

Cover your anus in milk.

>>16760034
That sounds ridiculous.

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Just stop eating spicy food because you will get hooked and it will never be spicy enough.

>>16759950
pls respond

What do you expect from the GP? A referral to therapy? Drugs? Focus on what you need to heal rather than worrying about not being taken seriously. If GP's an ass, go to another one.

That's really awesome that you reached out and told your parents whats going on with how you've been feeling for so long. I hope you feel good about that cause it can be a hard thing to do.
You might not be given any medication at all, they may give you tools and resources and exercises to do instead. There is a possibility you will be medicated but no one can make you take anything you don't want to honey, you're 21 and you will probably find you have a lot of say.
To get the most out of it I'd suggest just being completely honest and as open as you can. Don't put too much pressure on yourself or stress too much about the first appointment cause it will be mostly background and family history questions. To make things easier write down everything you want to say in advance in bullet points and bring it with you and check it when you forget what you were going to say, they are used to this and won't mind.
Lastly, even if you are medicated the exercises and tools and stuff are important and often need to be put into practice for things like anti depressants to have a higher effect so have an honest go of all of them and write down any problems or questions you have about them so they can be resolved and put to better practice next session.
Take your time, know that it doesn't matter if you don't mesh with the person that it's not weird to see a few before you find the doctor that's right for working with you
Good luck honey

What's your question you dumb faggot?

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Medibate, niggerfaggot.

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>>16760472
>Medibate
meditate and masturbate at the same time ?
hmmmm interesting , how do ?

Get fat and crush your crush's crush.

>>16759913
Figure out what the fatty is doing right that makes him attractive to her and try to become that sort of good person.

>>16759929
You think he's into bloated women? She seriously is fat as fuck and ugly as fuck.

>>16759904
Waht is the half life of strontium 90?

>>16759904
Explain the Albigensenist Heresy.

>>16759904
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

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1. Don't shit where you eat, don't fuck where you work.

2. If you keep following your "instincts" as in "i want to put my dick in every qt i see" you'll eventually end up lonely because you get old and the qt's won't.

>>16759945
I don't mean like base instincts but like higher instincts I guess? It's hard to explain. I think more base instincts should be controlled but intuition should be encouraged. Why not fuck where you work? There are two married couples at my work. Granted I don't know if they met *at* work. I have heard of other people who met at work and gotten married and so on.

It's not like this girl is a qt as such, I mean she is not uggo but not conventionally beautiful either (although I find her beautful). I just have this inuition about her. I think maybe I am feeling this way because getting married has made me isolated, I basically don't see any other people except my wife so I have no chance to talk things out and move on. Is that a catch 22?

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>>16759958
>Why not fuck where you work?
if it doesn't work out you have to face you ex every fucking day.

>getting married has made me isolated
That's sad. Just talk to your wife damnit. That is the first thing you should do when you feel like this or like something else.
Working shit out together is what marriage stands for.

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seriously?

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>>16759851
Yep.

Is she mormon?

>>16759746
I think it's petty to be so resentful over a kiss, if that's all that happened. You broke up with her, she thought it was over and was confused and lonely. How is she a total cunt for meeting up with someone after you broke up? Did she break up with you or the other way around?

...Just stay broken up.

You were broken up. That was your fault not hers. But she sounds messed up anyways.

Drop her. Shouldn't even have considered getting back together, let alone ''takng her in your arms'' kissing another dude 4 hours after you break up. ''Seems genuine'' in this case is as genuine as the ''seems legit'' meme. Stop being idiotic and move on. Coke AND kissing an abusive as fuck ex? Enough Red Flag to make Mao consider not shooting up your family for not paying to live.

Lose weight or try to gain weight and break the human weight record

Boys loathe fat girls

Someone help please

push-ups and sit-ups

once you start doing them, they become ez and surprisingly effective

>>16759712
This! Not your personal army!
/thread

but its the deep web guys

>>16759754
It's not

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tell her you're just a guy who dates women for fun

>>16759637
Say weaboo stuff to her.

One of my coworkers' boyfriends asked her out by learning to say "will you be my girlfriend" in Japanese. She said yes but then schooled him on intimacy in Japanese society and how that probably wouldn't have flown if they were actually Japanese.

I thought it was a cute sentiment though.

>>16759650
#JustAutistThings

Do it, faggot

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>>16759596
I want to...bad...just don't know how. I have little income and my only incentive is a pipe dream.

...

lol of course not, they all pussy out

nope
actual suicidal people don't reach out for /adv/
they just do it.

There was this one time when some guy tried it and streamed everything but he didn't die.

>>16759381
Also I have noticed that when people come to me after the session saying they don't understand even if I get an average of the same amount of men and women coming to me the guys seem to get it without me having to go that far into the differences, but the women don't. So I was thinking it might be more of a society based thing and as this anon made clear to me if it IS I have no clue what the reason is. I don't get why a good number of the guys seem to get it so easily either but they oftentimes take the rest of the explanation out of my mouth.

>>16759381
To be honest it seems like you're just mixing up this soup of vague semantics and extended metaphors.

I'm afraid that your audience members who "get it" are probably just filling in the gaps of your vague ideas with their own confirmation bias. Anyone who is actually listening and trying to understand your underlying idea is confused because it sounds thought provoking, but there's not really much substance behind your words.

Oh, it's you again. Mr 'Why Don't Women Know What Loyalty Means Based on Tiny Technicalities and Semantics'

>>16759377
you should adopt.

I just don't see the point in making more people when there are ones that need a family. It just seems inefficient.

Kids aren't good for the environment. If you have kids, teach them to understand reality and not fairy tales. Teach them to be strong in a crisis and willing to fight. Teach them that words don't hurt, even though the tongue is mightier than the sword. You have to teach a child if you're going to bring it up in the world. If you're going to be Louis CK's father character in Louie, have a kid. But don't have one just because time is running out, or because it's the next logical thing to do.

>>16759400
Most people want to give birth to their own offspring and take care of it, and not other`s.