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Just ask if she wants to hangout sometime at the movies, zoo, mall, muesums etc.

>>16758547
But I don't think we are even that good of friends yet. I also don't want her to think I'm asking her out and then say no and have that awkwardness for the rest of the year.

Its like this dude. Two possibilities exist. In one path you continue down your kissless virgin faggotry where you're king of chess club, in the other you get some.

You basically have nothing to lose. The sheer potential for awesome completely eclipses any awkwardness you experience in geometry after she politely declines.

Bump, please help /adv/

Maybe they think you aren't down to do any drugs and it would be awkward? Tell them you want to join. Ask him if the other guy doesn't want you there because he doesn't like you or if he just thinks you're too straight-edge.

If you aren't down to do MDMA, then maybe start distancing yourself. If they like you but just don't want to do drugs around you, then you'll stay friends. If they don't want to hang out with you just because you don't get high then they aren't your friends.

“I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.”

>>16758521
that quote is really gay desu.

>>16758521
made me baww. cause its probably true.
>>16758526
that quote is from robin williams, and fuck you

It's not she'll listen or knows what I already know. But hey, I don't know. As long as you need. Amazing crappost. Going to sage forever.

The rest of your life. Trust me, that ex is making a mistake. He or she will come to realize it in time and be thankful to have gotten off so easily. Whatever s/he has to say to you is actually irrelevant and unnecessary. It simply hasn't dawned on them yet.

why is everyone so angry tonight? She's got stuff at my apartment (nothing important) but I don't want to deal with her yet because I think she's going to try and get back together with me.

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>>16758491
Just hang out in a Pho noodle soup place that has bar seating and slurp noodles really loudly. I hear asian women are really attracted to that.

>>16758491
go to the park and play country songs on a guitar.

idk why but nips are in love with wild west stereotypes even though everything 100 miles away from an ocean is literal trash.

>>16758491
interacial as in white/japanese?

she dumped you, or you dumped her?

>>16758495
She dumped me, but the way we talked after that and the way she held me kind of tell me she still loves me

>>16758496
it doesn't really matter if she loves you or not. She dumped you. Move on. You'll never get over her if you do stupid shit like text her or buy her shit.

>a mobile app is going to suddenly make women only want sex from me

It's not going to change your chances, but just say "I'm only looking for something casual" or the like, that's pretty clear.

>>16758465
in your initial convo just make sure to casually mention that you're too good for her, and that your honestly a little embarassed to be doing this with her

Meet, fuck, dick pic. She'll get over you within seconds of step three

>anyone looking in the direction of my child is probably a rapist and/or kidnapper

If you have thoughts about other people raping and kidnapping your children, that's just a projection of your OWN subconscious desires to do so. Please check yourself into therapy and stay away from your kids until you get better.

>>16758452
Look but don't touch.

>>16758459
I don't have any kids anon . I'm just asking parents what seems suspicious to them .

You go, sit in a room, maybe get asked some questions to decide who they send home (if you don't care how you look, just be offensive and open about it and you'll get tossed) then you just listen to the case. Most cases are very straightforward and nobody wants to be there either, so you'll usually agree. This may take a couple days but usually not.

It's pretty much just a free ticket to a low-budget TV Law show

>>16758428
They are gonna turn off the lights and make you grab someone's dick. Then they will turn on the lights and make you guess whose dick you grabbed. I had a lot of fun, maybe you will too.

Wait and see.

Just act like a decent human being that loves everyone and they'll send you home brahh

>>16758426
hospital isn't gonna ask you about pot in your system. You are the 1% of ritalin users who suffer those side effects. Bring it up with your doctor next time, for now just ride it out. ritalin goes through your system rather fast iirc.

>>16758426
drink orange juice and acidic foods to de alkalize your system to pee out the stimmys faster, get some magnesium in you to help ease the shakes and relieve stress hormones, take an eccedrin (asprin and caffine), and get some B12 complex supplements to get some nutrients (get one with vitamin C, need them nutrients brah), and drink a powerade with some rum to get your electrolytes up.

Maybe take some L-Tyrosine too if you feel shitty tommorow to help with regenerating your neurochemicals. Dont take any MAOIs though or you might die from too much oxidase in your brain.

210 isnt that much, even for a lightwieght. Youre just tweaking. Smoke some weed too and pop a TINY bit of a downer if you feel really shitty. Also go read or do some homework and get adderall because ritalin sucks.

hope u feel better bb.

>>16758517
also youll crash by 12 AM and pass out. Its going to be a wild ride but you wont need to go to the hospital. Just sleep it off and stay in a place with good vibes to ward off the psychosis.

>>16758418
You first sentence doesn't make any sense. And I'm really not trying to be a dick, but is English your first language?

I don't really understand wtf you're asking.

>>16758411

Do something social / fun. Even if he mopes around. A movie, whatev; something you guys would do normally. Wouldn't recommend booze.

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I'll just add, I don't remember sustaining any injuries on the night, nor do I have any pain now

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>>16758408
Did you recently get a new pair of shoes?

That happens to me when I wear boots or shoes that are way too tight.

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>>16758413

This is going to sound like the obvious cause now but, At Christmas I got new Trainers, Early January I got new casual shoes and for the night it started I borrowed smart shoes off a friend.

My only problem with that solution is that I don't remember them being obviously too tight, they all felt like a nice fit and as for the smart shoes I was sober when first putting them on so I would of noticed if they were too tight

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>>16758373
>caring what people think

I blast gangster music for mood tbqh right before going to club

>>16758373
nah dude.

Just be passionate about what you're into. Any emotionally mature individual will respect that, even if your tastes differ.

Seriously, once you become an adult people really quickly stop caring about what you do.

Why would you care what anybody else thinks about your tastes in anything?

>>16758355
You have a good voice? I find that to be one of the most important factors in being able to watch/listen to a youtube channel.

>>16758355
wow dude no one has ever thought of that before

>>16758375
This is 100% true

I absolutely hate hearing some 3 year Olds voice squeezing curse words on minecraft, some gay teenagers, or even worse braces.

If you sound like a bitch. Just dont. Learn to improve your voice before doing anything as stupid as this anyway.