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I arrived at the conclusion that sex is beyond me. Better than me. That there's something wrong with me because I can't have it. I tell myself that I also don't need it. That it isn't important for me and relationships would only serve to destroy me. I see myself as being incapable sexually, yet capable of other things. I control my sexual desires rather than them controlling me. I ponder on how amazing sex could be if I could experience it on the highest level.

I became a wizard time ago. I mostly ignored ever having a sex life. Now I feel as if it is no longer available to me. That I've become too old and undesirable. The undesirable part being a fault I recognize as my own. I don't dress up much or go out. My life is kept simple and uneventful. Something makes me think that I can't enjoy life without a crucial part of it in place. I don't have sex so it seems to rib me of a certain part necessary for a good life.

How misled am I? How much of a problem do I have because I avoid sex and relationships?

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So, /adv/, any hypocondriacs here who want to share methods to "just like chill"? I'm being ultra paranoid because I'm afraid the constipation and slightly impacted colon I just got visited for two days ago might be worse than initially thought and that before the 6 days of therapy the doc prescribed me I'm going to die an explosive, brown and smelly death. Granted it already happened to me and lasted much longer, but my intestine didn't hurt that much the one time it happened two years ago.

In all seriousness though, because of a previous trauma I'm fucking horrified by the perspective of being in a hospital, mostly because it would disrupt my routine so much.
And I have a couple of important university exams coming up. AND THE PROM IS TOMORROW!

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Can I get some advice on how to safely and efficiently fist my own anus?

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I think i have some brain problem. I get bored very fast and lose my interest about anything. Sometimes I just look in van and I think I stop thinking. My brain goes too slowly sometimes. Any advice to improve it?

Ps. I am prety lazy.

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Hi anon, so here's the story.
I'm in boarding school at a prestigious school and there's this guy in my class that confessed to me a few weeks ago, I rejected him while telling him that I was fine with that, that I didn't really care and that I just wanted him to act to normally afterwards and not think too much about me, the problem is, he's now stalking me even more frequently than before. He's joined our group of friends and is constantly seeking ways to spend time with me no matter what, keeps getting into my room asking me for silly things he could ask anyone else about and so on. The thing is that I'm getting tired of having him constantly following me around and I don't know how I can tell him to stop acting like that without being rude to him. I don't want him to start avoiding me, I just want him to stop stalking me.

How do I do? What do I need to tell him? We're both adults and he's a smart boy so I can't even start to understand how he just can't let me go, it's like we don't really even know each other.

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1) how do I know if a toe is broken or just going to bruise? It stings when I put pressure on it but when I don't it's just dull pain
2) if it is broken, how can I function well tommorow while wageslaving with a broken toe?

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Florida poorfag here, my family is being evicted and we just got a letter of a final judgment for removal of tenant all because the people in the efficiency we rented out months ago never payed their own rent
What should I do?

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So, hear me out:

I have a problem with pornography. Not, like, an addiction where I can't think about anything else or something that's messing with my life - I look and fap maybe twice a week. But I have religious convictions that make me feel like it is an actual problem. I know a majority of you guys will/would be like "lol faggot - its just porn" but to me it's more than that. It's an awful thing, but that's besides the point.

I recently moved to a college town for school and holy crap, the number of good looking girls here is through the roof. Everywhere you turn, there's a sweet, smart, and pretty girl to talk to.

I can't pursue them, though, until I feel like I get my own shit under control... and that means pornography. It would be totally unfair for me to enter into a relationship with a girl and bring that mess into it. So I decided that I can't date until I deal with this issue of pornography.

Like I said, I'm not addicted, but it's bleeding over into my life in negative ways. I've even started experimenting with gay pornography and it's like, I'm not gay - I know that - but it's like the taboo thing that gets me excited. Same with, like, hardcore violent stuff. It's not exactly the image I want to represent for my own religion.

So my question is, like, who else here has a similar struggle? Anyone able to abandon porn in pursuit of living girls? Has to be more satisfying.

Just curious what y'all think.

>inb4 fedoras get tipped

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Is it possible for suicide to be rational? Or is it always due to an episode of clinical depression?

I have paranoid schizophrenia, and I became completely disabled because of this illness. I take anti-psychotic medication and visit mental health professionals regularly, but medication only treats active psychotic symptoms (like delusions and hallucinations), and doesn't treat the disability caused by the disease, like the loss of social abilities, disintegration of personality and intellect, difficulty speaking, and a whole range of other symptoms for which medication simply doesn't exist.
Whenever I'm lucid enough and not engrossed in grandiose and paranoid delusions, I feel like killing myself, since I realize how severely disabled and crippled I am by this disease.

Do you believe that it's a rational choice to desire to kill oneself, given my situation? Can suicide be a rational choice?
Also, I know that euthanasia for the mentally ill is legal in some countries, like Belgium and the Netherlands. What kind of euthanasia, that is offered over there, is the least likely to make one back away? I would back away from a lethal injection due to instinct, but I wouldn't back away if I would only have to drink something that would just make me fall asleep and then die, without any suffering. Is this kind of euthanasia available?

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>got guy best friend
>talk every day
>asked if we could chat this weekend
>he said sure
>haven't really been talking at all, tried to spark up conversation, left some messages
>hours between replies
>wanted to tell him I'm going in for surgery next week and wanted to tell him I'm not doing too hot
>got bowel cancer, battled it since April 2014, first op cleared it but it returned over fall last year
>he doesn't seem to give 2 fucks and hasn't asked about me or anything
>what do?

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My ex lives with me. She does not drive. She will not cook, or clean. She has never worked in her life, she has been a stay at home mom since she was 19. I own a house and have about 10K to my name. I can't kick her out. But I can't stand living with her. She dosen't even have a checking account. Literally all she does is sit on the computer and browse facebook. If I divorce her, I'm going to loose my house and half of my $60K income for a couple of years. What would be the best way of going about this so that I can keep as much of my money as possible. Right now even though we are married she has a boyfriend. I want to give her to him asap, but he lives in another state. Wut to do Anons?

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So I live in an apartment complex with my roommate in a 2bed1bath, and my roommate plans to move on. I heard from my landlord that she has a 1bed1bath coming up in a few months and that the weekend-landlord (some older guy) would show me the room today. I arrived at the landlord's office just outside the door and I saw an elderly couple talking with him. I was there a few minutes before the scheduled showing and so I sat down on one of the chairs just outside the office.

Then my phone vibrates. I look at it and I recognize the number is coming from the landlord's room, and it's the weekend landlord calling me, not recognizing I was here already. I walk in and said "You called?" He then told me "Sorry, the room just got sold."

I'm aware I might sound a little crazy, but isn't something wrong here? I know that was an elderly couple who just signed the contract, but what if they have bad credit? Don't landlords normally check for that sort of thing? Shouldn't they have a nice house bought with their retirement funds?

Somehow I feel like I was gypped. Literally no chance to even look at the dang room.

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Are there ways of becoming a slow writer to a quicker writer? I am talking pencil or pen to paper. I usually am the last person jotting down notes.

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Why does everybody in my life keep asking me when am I going to have children? I am just about to get married to my fiance and almost immediately we have friends and family members pecking us questions about babies and children, though most the questions are fired at me.

What should I say when they ask? They like to joke about it as well and its really awkward. I just want to focus on my new marriage first.

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Should I confess my feelings to someone I like? Or just keep it to myself?

I have a friend. We are friends for 2 years now. She is quite the ideal girl, beautiful (like commercial model-type beautiful), funny, very outgoing, very open, and most of all she's a hardworking person. That's the thing I like about her the most. In terms of academics she always does her best even if she needs to stay so late at night, she would.

Her mindset in life is this: No boyfriend. Just focus on studies. Respect and love her parents all the time. Return the favor to her parents. Become successful.

And recently we had a fight, because apparently I said bad things about her in a Facebook convo, and someone saw it and said it to her. She was really hurt, and that made her break her trust in me. We managed to reconcile, but still, that trust issues are up. I've made my efforts (in actions) to apologize and I got to say it works, little by little.

I did all of those because I have feelings for her. Is it okay to let her know that?

But I'm scared because my other two friends did like her, but didn't just say it, she knew it from others. And that caused her to distance herself away from them. Like totally distance.

So, should I?