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possibly broken asshole, pls no bully
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So, I was taking a shit just before and after I'd done shitting I felt like there was something still in there. I strained and at first nothing came out, but then a fleshy lump appeared (or maybe I'm paranoid). It was just chilling there, didn't hurt or anything and as soon as I stopped straining it went back where it was before and wasn't heard from again.
Is this a hemorrhoid or something more serious? Am I gonna fucken die lads?
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>>16853689
That was either a hemorrhoid or the inside of your sphincter. Don't strain so much when you are taking a dump, that is a large part of what leads to hemorrhoids.
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>>16853697
Will it go away if I stop aggravating it?
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>16853697
And if it's the inside of my sphincter doesn't that mean I have rectal prolapse? Or is it just the inside of my sphincter saying hi?
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Seriously considering getting a male order bride in the next five years when I hit 30.
Anyone have any idea where to find them for cheap? What's the average price?
Would prefer a low maintenance girl from a poor country.
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>>16853662
>mail order bride
>cheap
>low maintenance
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Why? You're old and hence more attractive to girls now. Why a mail order bride?
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>>16853662
you shouldnt resort to mail order until 40 or 50
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So. I have this problem. I share the floor of a house with two other guys. I'm 25. They are 20-24. The one is great, cool dude. Whatever. The other is a neet gamer no job food bank, sleeps during the day and then wakes up around 11:30pm and games until literally 8am in the morning.
So I come home and try to go to sleep. (Designated quiet time is 11:00-8am. which on the lease states "no excessively loud music" )
But all I can hear is his faggy, voice. Laughing. Talking to his friends about gay shit. (This guy is a piece of trash.) And half the problem is, that he fluxuates between being bearable and getting excited. The walls are paper thin. I can hear the joysticks on his game console if I wanted to. I can hear every word. His voice makes my blood boil. Why am I being kept awake by this worthless drain on society? I walk past his room it fucking STINKS.
You get in proximity of him and you just pull back like its radioactive. And his laughs have such loud peaks. I've knocked on the guys door like 6 times now and asked him to keep it down. Had the landlord explain the concept of STFU to him. But the landlord has been away visiting family all month.
Am I in the wrong for expecting pretty near dead silence when the walls are paper thin?
I want to yell at him but then I worry he'll spit in my food or something or that I might be somewhat in the wrong that he's making too much noise. I've always hated noise when im trying to sleep. I cant lock down a sleep schedule because this piece of shit just games all night.
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>>16853644
get earplugs you dumb bitch
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Get earplugs. I've dealt with similar things and I couldn't make it stop without violence.
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>>16853651
So I should just break his legs. Thanks
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>girl has been leading me on for months
>think shes just playing hard to get, she teases n shit
>one day i see her making out with another guy in her car
>instead of getting sad, i get mad
>i go and fuck another girl and we live happily ever after
>original girl's guy breaks it off with her and she comes crawling back
>lol no way fag
did I do good /adv/? For once in my life i followed the general advice given to me on this board and i actually came out smellin like a rose. It wasnt just a meme
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>>16853630
Good job anon
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Joke's on you, do you really think this is going to make you happy in the long run? Sure, you feel like a king now, but you still didn't get the girl you wanted.
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>>16853634
Ya know, this thought occurred to me, but then i realized that alot of shit she did was covered up by the fact that I had a thing for her.
With this new girl, i knew her inside and out before i even got tied to her. No surprises here
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How can a guy who can't stand groups larger than 10 for an extended period of time and rarely leaves the house find similar people with common interests (as in potential relationship material)? Generally aiming more at people that could tolerate, maybe enjoy parts this site's worst.
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Meet people from here. Generally nice people if they're not /b/.
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>>16853629
Dude if you can't even develop friendships a relationship shouldn't be a realistic goal for you.
I don't know what it is about betas and wanting to somehow skip having friends and go straight to hiding out forever with some perfect shy qt in a cave with Internet, but it's unrealistic and the cycle of disappointment is going to continue for you.
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>>16853648
I actually have no problem finding friends. In fact I have like a dozen, of which I would point out 6 or 7 as close. It is just that I could see myself with none of my friends in that way, and that I "exhausted my sources" if you will.
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That would actually be an option. Maybe I should actually look more deeply into generals again, lurk less and post more. That's what you're saying, right?
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That comfiness that comes immediately following your masturbation session, that relaxation that only lasts for such a short period of time.
How would i go about staying that relaxed for as long as humanly possible? I'm talking about after the orgasm. It's the best part about getting off, that brief period of time where you melt into the bed you're laying on. at that moment its as if all were ok in the world.
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>>16853626
heroin
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>>16853626
Heroin.
That is not a feeling your body produces naturally for long periods. The only way to get it is to artificially create it, and the most effective way is opiates. Good luck getting off of them, I've kicked and is not fun.
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Is there something wrong with me romantically?
>18
>6'3"
>210 lbs
>Senior in HS
>KV
>Decent looking (like a 6/10 face, the only good feature about it is my eyes and nose, but I have a weak chin and jaw), I stay in shape and sometimes I hear from friends that girls tell them that they have crushes on me
>Sometimes girls approach me
>Usually when they do it just feels fake/awkward
>One really popular girl who I talk to sometimes said today that I sound really hostile towards most people
>Get compliments on my appearance somewhat often
>Trying to conversations with most girls and pretending to be interested in them just feels fake to me, so I don't do it because I don't know how to fake interest
>Have not been in a relationship since 5th grade, which wasn't actually a real one because I was with some girl that was cheating on her bf
>Have not had a good relationship with either of my parents growing up, but I've patched that up and have a decent relationship with them now (although not as close as a someone should be to their perents)
>Good sense of humor, I can usually make anyone laugh/feel better about themselves/emphasize with and understand anyone
>Girls look at/smile at me a lot
>Have no interest in finding a relationship, I am really passive and don't really have any sex drive
>I fucking hate texting
>I'm not gay or have any interest in men and have a physical attraction to women, but my bros are the only people I can really be close to (I have one somewhat close female friend)
>More focused on doing well in school after 3 years of shitting around and slacking on my work, getting into a highly ranked university after working my way through undergrad, and hopefully getting married to the right person someday, but I'm worried that that person will never come along
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>been very insecure and unconfident in myself until about a year or so ago when I finally began to build a small circle of very close friends
>they mean so much to me, even more than some of my family members
>can't talk to a girl through text, especially one I don't know because it feels awkward to talk to her in person
Is there something wrong with the fact that I've never been in a relationship before or even feel the need to be in one? Most of my friend have hooked up with a decent number of girls and it feels so odd to tell them that I'm a virgin.
I just got out of a very serious two-year relationship with someone. It's been a week and they are already publicly dating someone else and calling themselves serious.
Not sure how to feel about this.
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What's to feel?
Your ex has moved on...as should you.
Sure it hurts, but you'll get over it.
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Also, I suspect that this started before your official breakup. So that week timeframe may actually be a bit longer.
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>>16853566
its going to fucking hurt for a while anon. no getting around it. try to avoid thinking about her. when you do think about her, there's a trick to helping the thought move along. basically you acknowledge the thought of her coming into your head, and then "allow" the thought to continue on and pass through you. you'll be surprised at how good this method is, its used by professional grief counselors for people who have dealt with real shit like war and atrocities.
dont try and contact her. dont try to rush into another relationship. focus on yourself, working out and doing things that make you a cool person like going to museums or hiking. its alright to feel bad. just dont let those bad feelings do anything to you.
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So my friend is really drunk. And entered the password on her phone wrong a LOT of times, and it is now trying to factory reset itself. How do I stop it. I already took the battery out to prevent it from erasing all her data but if I power it back on it starts the reset again.
This is a Samsung galaxy s4
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tell your friend she's fucked and in the morning tell her she fucked up her password so many times it deleted everything
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>>16853563
its already gone
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Try holding volume up+volume down and the power button when you start. I think you should be able to tell it just to boot from recovery mode. But I'm not sure. Regardless a factory reset isn't that bad. She loses her application data (mainly have to reinstall apps) but most of her stuff will remain. Photos and such most certainly should. If this is a normal factory reset.
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As a principle I don't interrupt anyone if they're talking. But this usually results in people hijacking my conversations and I usually end up being silent most of the time in groups. For example I was talking about a book I read tonight when my friend hijacked it and in a moment he turned it into a martial arts conversation because the book I was talking about had some fighting stuff in it. I had no interest in talking about martial arts and he didn't stop at all.
How does one prevent this politely? I don't want to be rude but I want to be able to hold conversation with people too.
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I can't remember where I learnt this now but there's tricks that people who hold speeches and do debate professionally use to make interruptions seem obtuse and hold the listeners attention.
It's kinda hard to explain, especially over text. The goal is to elude to information before your small breaks. Which you're gonna have to have because nobody talks like text to speech. It allows people who listen to be more invested (because cliffhangers work and you give their brains to catch up, Obama uses this ALOT it's a bit excessive imo, most speakers do this but he's a bit much, then again he's president and I'm not). It makes practically all the time you're intending to talk in a conversation 'occupied'. There's no holes that allow for more gentle interruption. Mainly because you're usually in the middle of a sentence.
Of course these are professional speakers. They plan their shit. People who debate do similarly. But I've applied it in day to day life and it's clear people don't interrupt as much and I'm getting less questions about clarifying. Imo this is the easiest thing I've learned to help with this.
I'm sure there's plenty of literature on how not to be interrupted or how to interrupt well. Just Google 'rhetoric how not to be interrupted'. I can't recommend the book I read because it's in Swedish and I don't remember what it was called.
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>>16853605
p.s. Obviously you can always be interrupted. The point is to make it problematic for the interrupter. If you finished a sentence and had no 'hooks' in the conversation then interrupting right there is free. If you instead let hooks run throughout what you're saying you're gonna almost always be able to say 'hey I was talking don't interrupt'.
I see now that keeping on topic is more of a concern for you. If you're actually having an engaging conversation others won't mind you jumping straight back to the literature when he's done saying what he's saying about martial arts. Though it's important to gauge interest well. If they're more interested in martial arts talk then there's little to do.
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>>16853544
There is nothing impolite in catching him when he pauses for breath and saying "Getting back to the point, the thing about this book was . . . ."
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Help me /adv/. I have a pretty long problem/dilemma that I'd like some advice with.
I recently went to Trucking School and got my Class A CDL. I'm looking for a job and by a string of luck or some god smiling down upon me I got TWO job offers. One from Lowe's and the other from Pepsi. They are both for driver positions. In the Lowe's job you drive a straight truck flatbed, load your truck with a forklift, drive it to where it needs to go and unload with forklift. Repeat. With the Pepsi it's those side load truck. You make 15-20 stops per day moving cases of soda/water in a hand truck in and out of stores.
Lowe's pros:
>21.81/hr
> good company/benefits/people(good neighborhood near San Francisco lot of cash)
> full time with predictable two days off
> not so labor intensive(forklift does heavy lifting/physical part would be chain securing)
Lowe's cons:
> bridge toll is 5 dollars every day
>25-30ish miles commute
> driving a straight flat bed so no tractor trailer experience
Pepsi pro:
>20.98 per hour
> the plant is in my city literally 10 min drive
> benefits
>tractor trailer experience
Pepsi con:
> more physical fast paced work
(That's not too bad, plus I'd probably stay a bit fit)
I'm 21 and I need to work my CDL for experience. If I choose Lowe's
I could do the Lowe's shit for 3 years, then see a good local tractor trailer gig where you can clear $70k. But they tell you they want 2 years of Class A experience. So I'd be fuck.
If I choose Pepsi it'd be a lot more physical work but I'd be getting tractor trailer experience so it's better for my career.
Which should I go for? I am a lazy bastard so working itself puts me off but muh animes can't pay themselves. A reason I got my CDL Class A was so I could work an easy job but that's not the case with Pepsi. Pepsi would be good for experience in the long term but suck because of hard work. The Lowe's job is one of the ezest jobs since all you do is pretty much drive.
pls respond
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fuck man I wouldnt want to live anywhere near sanfran unless you are making 150k a year or more. pepsi sounds a lot better and a better starting job for your resume. you're young so that matters more and will probably pay off more in the long run.
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Thanks for your reply man, I appreciate it. Yeah at this point that seems the best. I figure I have to go through this eventually. I can pick Lowe's and have it easy now but if I wanna get experience later on I either have to go with someone like Pepsi or got Over the Road with a big company and ride all over the country.
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I don't even know what the fuck lowes is. Pepsi is a internationally recognised corporatocracy-member.
This is a no brainer OP. Stick to your guns, fuck getting a job, stay inside and play vidya n shit.
Hello, /adv/, f/19 have always fantasised about 2d men, but now all i can think of is my 3d failed crush.
How do I switch back to 2d?
2 years have passed, I feel like a retard
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GIRL BUY AN OCULUS RIFT
2D IS NOW 3D
WELCOME TO THE FUTURE OF HUSBANDOS
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>>16853553
Good option, anon, but no affordable oculus rift in my country
Also can't feel the same attachement to anime husbandos as I used to
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well, rationally speaking, that's because (unfortunately) there's no real attachment to anime husbandos to be had. actual emotional fulfillment is a two-way street; it requires active interaction. and until the advent of genuine artificial intelligence comes, 2D can't do that for us. it's lame, but that's just the way it is.
i can't offer you too much advice (i'm in an... awkwardly similar situation to you, i've been unable to get over a crush from a couple years ago too) but i definitely don't think the answer relies in reverting back to a 2d world. more likely, it's out in the real world, on a 3 dimensional plane, waiting for people like us to go find it.
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Just got into a fist fight and I need somewhere to vent 2016-02-27 08:48:29 Post No.16853528
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Just got into a fist fight and I need somewhere to vent
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So to start this I live with my mom and her husband and my little brother, until I cansave for a car and move out again (I could buy one now, but I'm saving up for a moderately nice one so I won't have to worry) I work nights and ride my bike to work, 5 miles each way. I enjoy it because I like the night and it helps me get pumped up for work.
Yesterday on the way there my tired popped and I ended up running the rest of the way to work, and still made it on time. My mom was going to take me to Walmart so I could get a new bike tube but just told me I could borrow her car for one night.
About an hour before I have to leave I hear my moms husband drunkenly yelling at her about something I did(but my mom told me to do). So I go ask him what the problem is, he immediately turns at me, takes a few strides while shouting "fighting words" and then charges and tries your classic take down. I know he's drunk so I don't strike him, I body slammed him and got on top and repeated that I wasn't going to hit him while he continued to struggle out of my holds while swinging at me. We stand up and I walk away and he shouts at my back "enjoy walking to work", this set me off.
I only have two modes, really cool, chill guy who doesn't let problems affect me too deeply, and the full rage of the bear(which comes out less than once a year on average). His comment sent me into rage mode and I turn around and start striding at him while raging screaming, I didn't intend to swing on him, but once I was in arms length he started swinging at me again. This time I fight back and I'm on top of him and I pummeled his face 3 times and he says he's done.
As soon as I heard that I immediately stopped and let him up, as soon as he gets up he swings at me again and I drop him for the third time, I guess third times the charm because he realizes he's not gonna win this one and I reluctantly let him up onc he's done.
Most fucked up part next 1/2
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cont.
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>>16853528
also op just find a friends house or family member to stay with for the night/weekend
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I've had fights where I had to set up trip alarms so he didn't attack me in my sleep. That shit is the worst. If this kind of situation doesn't de-escalate then I'd recommend moving honestly. That kind of worry really tears on you.
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How come I'm so good at flirting with girls I know that I'm never going to date? And I don't mean that as in, they're out of my league or I'm out of theirs, I mean like friend's exes, friend's girlfriends in an open relationship, girls who are 'off limits' whether that be a friend is attempting or related to them, and so forth.
Usually, if I'm into a girl and I want to take a chance with her, I fall on my face. I've been attempting to date a friend of my for the better part of 2 months, and I can't even get her to do anything that isn't a movie. Tonight, my friend who's in a poly-relationship introduced me to his girlfriend, and within a few hours she was licking my face and willing to strip in front of me, much to my friend's chagrin, and I wasn't even trying anything with her. Or this past Halloween, I went partying with a friend and his ex came along, and I ended up spending the night with her - We didn't have sex, because you don't do that with a friend's ex, but that didn't stop her from trying. But again, I didn't do anything with her that I wouldn't do with any other friend.
Is there a way I can channel this vibe? Or am I just stuck with the ability to flirt up girls I'm not supposed to be with, and having zero chances with girls I want to be with?
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>>16853475
you have an easy time with slutty women and a hard time with real women
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I suppose you could be right about that. I lost my virginity to the to local slut, after she pressured me into it because she had a bad day and needed it.
Is there anyway I can get this help with real women? I do notice, that I come off more confident because I don't care about those girls, but I'm sure it can't be just that.
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>>16853490
its always going to be harder with real women because you will actually care about them instead of seeing them as a sex toy like you would with a slut. when you actually care about somebody it gets harder to talk to them, it doesn't go away. you're finding it harder to deal with girls you actually care about because non slutty girls are harder to get with, that's just the way it is.
Hey advice. I'm a 22 year old male who has just started working full time after completing university.
There's a girl who works in the same building as I, but for, another company. I believe she is around 24-25. I have seen her bobbing around the hallway and we only ever say good morning to each other.
Yesterday, but some lucky timing, I was able to catch her alone in the elevator. I cracked a joke about what her company does, we talked briefly, introduced ourselves and I handed her a business card. In all, it was a pleasant and good experience. She was laughing, constantly smiling and seemed genuinely happy.
The next time I see her I wanted to ask her out to lunch or coffee, know that I know her name. My question to you guys is - should I just go for it and ask her out or continue to get to know her more first?
I barley see her and when I do our conversations will be short due to working at different places etc. Should I just go for it and if so - does lunch work?
Thank you guys! This is the happiest ive been in a while.
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>>16853468
a-anyone ;c
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A date is a good way to get to know someone. But it's your call if she's up for it or not. If you can get her to a date that's great.
Lunch seems like a good idea.
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>>16853468
the more shy a girl is the slower you should go. if you don't feel she's that shy you should go ask her to a casual lunch/coffee "date" (dont call it a date of course) and see where it goes from there. if she's very shy then you should take it slow and let her get to know you a little bit at a time before escalating.