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I'm fucking terrified.

I don't know why. Nothing is wrong. I had a very boring, uneventful Sunday of having absolutely nothing to do. Now I'm sitting here with this sense of dread.

I have a phobia about throwing up. When I feel like I might throw up I get this same feeling that I have now, and I'm just bloody terrified. But I don't feel sick whatsoever, just really scared and mentally disoriented.

What the fuck is going on with me???? What can I do to make this feeling go away?

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bumping for help
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Are you anxious? Do you have a history of anxiety/panic attacks? Is there anything at all going on in the back of your head that might be worrying you?
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>>16859174
Absolutely nothing. I haven't ever really had panic attacks before, a couple maybe but really minor, like I calmed down after a minute or two of focusing on breathing in and out.

Going on a second date with a girl tomorrow, we've already had coffee and we're going to see a film

I'm going to kiss her on the cheek when I greet her, then walk with her for ~10 minutes on the way to the cinema. I'll ask her if she wants to get a drink afterward. I asked her out to the cinema so I'll get the tickets, but is it right to pay for the drinks too?

After the drinks I'll probably look and see if she's interested. If she's got reserved body language, I'll ask if she thinks there's anything there. If she's got open body language, been playing with her hair, smiling etc I'll ask if I can kiss her. Can't pull off the confident "I'm going to kiss you" thing, and if she says no then I'll say "I misread things, I'm sorry. Have a great night."

I know this sounds autistic but I've never done this before so I want to get some ideas, and see if I'm going to do anything wrong.
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please respond
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>>16859155

>asking if theres anything there

this is the biggest vagina dryer ever. its even a penis softener. when women say
>where is this going

that tends to be the sentence that kills the steady escalation. if a man asks that, it'd be worse.

its not just women. EVERYONE likes someone who is decisive and makes a move. if they want you to make a move

worse case scenario is she avoids your move, you apologize after that, then go home. but asking to make a move is a sure fire way to ruin it.
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At this point I don't think you ask if 'there's anything there'. You set up a third date.

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My sisters heroin addict drunk bf broke her finger. He was trying to get in the house so he was pushing on the door and she opened it, causing her to fall back and she broke her finger.

Does it make me a pussy that I don't feel mad or intend to do anything about it? Found out today and it's been a month since it happened.
No anger or anything, what's wrong with me?
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>>16859150

Nothing wrong with you, you're just redpilled and know that your sister is trash, just keep yourself out of her business and you're cool.
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Sometimes people put themselves repeatedly into bad situations. You can't be a saviour unless you want to or that person wants to let you.
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>>16859176
What do you mean by red pulled? Shouldn't I have some sort of duty to beat this guy up for what he did?

Also she isn't trash, she is bad at making decisions (obviously) but she is the kindest sweetest woman

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My girlfriend went down on me and I came in her mouth. Then we kissed right after that (whatever). Then right after that I went down on her.

SO what is the possibility of sperm having transferred from her mouth to mine, then from my mouth to her vagina, and resulted in pregnancy. Talking about the fucking exodus of sperm here, but is it possible? How possible?

Thank you guys.
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I'd say that the chances are slim to none.
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Almost zero.
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>>16859149
It's technically possible, but spectacularly unlikley. Staistically speaking you have a higher chance of being eaten by a shark in the next nine months than you do of becoming a father.

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I wanna know how to get my grilfrwind use to sexual things such as, oral sex sex and masterbation.

The thing is she's never masterbated before. And she's 17. I've given oral to her 2times but no orgasam... and we have stopped doing it for about 2 months because she didn't want me to do it constantly.

So my question to u ppl is how do I get my girlfriend more interested into sexual things?? And what's the best way to get her to orgasam???..
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buy her a vibrator.

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I'm a 23 y/o firefighter/part time mechanic at my father's garage and got into a relationship with a 18 y/o extremely rich girl. Her dad is a CEO of an investment company and she lives in a gigantic house.

She is very smart and plans on going to Harvard next year. She looks like pic related with the most perfect bubble butt I've seen in my life. Although she is gorgeous, she is extremely old fashioned. She is very prude (never done anything sexual aside from kissing), doesn't have a cellphone, very few friends (I think she got home schooled), does horse riding, gymnastics, violin, ballet and other rich people stuff. She is very kind to me, often invites me to operas and museums while I invite her to more "lower class" events like car events/racing, movies and went to Six Flag New England with her.

I've been in a relationship with her for a few months and she wants me to meet her parents. I don't believe in fantasy at all and I am well aware that I should break with her simply because I am not worthy enough for her. Not in a beta cuck way but I think it will be better for her to get into a relation ship with another rich guy from Harvard.

What are your thoughts?
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>>16859143
She sounds like a great girl, and if she's into you that means she sees something special. Being a firefighter is pretty fucking alpha tbqh familia, and considering how physically intense the job is I'm sure you can compete with some Harvard guy. Remember, she's rich, so it's not like some rich guy can tempt her with money she's never had.

I mean come on man. If she's as attractive, intelligent, kind-hearted and wealthy as you say, there's no way she's not keeping suitors at bay with a pike. And if her father is that influential, you better believe he's got his own pike regiment at the ready. But you made it through, and there's no way she hasn't told her parents about you, and she hasn't broken up with you, so you've clearly made a good impression. You got this bruh.

Though I will say maybe you should help her get out more. Not like clubs or anything, that will probably just put her out. Just doing things with friends.

Also
>violin
>gymnastics
>rich people stuff
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Nah, just enjoy that sweet teen pussy, this is not going anywhere far, doesn't matter if its you or some rich Chad, she is way too young to even think about something serious, stop overthinking, isn't like she is going to marry you or the next guy she date.
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You're being insecure. I say keep your unicorn.

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Have an interview soon, I applied for a multimedia/design position at a company that works by hiring construction workers for a short period of time and such.

The only reason I want to work there is for the paycheck and location. Any ideas on how to stroke their ego?
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>>16859131
Don't suck their dick about it, just say that you need a job

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So when im in public a lot of the time i feel like if i dont take deep breaths im going to throw up. I feel nauseated a lot but its only happening in public. Whats could be wrong with me?
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Aids
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>>16859069
Anxiety senpai.
Go to the doc, get your thyroid looked at.
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Damn aids.. i knew it

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So, I'm 20,have a temporary but steady job, and still a virgin. And there's this girl, let's call her Jane. I've been into her for years, and I've known her since 14, but the timing never seemed right to ask her out officially until last year when she said she just wanted to be friends. Usually that would be it, but she told my best friend that she liked me, so obviously I'm a bit confused here. However, after this, from about October to present day, we've went out at least 10 times on what anyone would call a date (movie, dinner/lunch, shopping, sometimes the arcade where she kicks my ass somehow) but a few days after one of them she just brings up the fact that were not together like that. She says that she's not ready to fall in love again just yet and I'm a little too weird, but she tells my best friend otherwise, so I'd like to know what exactly is going on. We live miles away from each other, and I have work while she's in uni, so we don't get to meet much. Also, it seems like she's afraid to touch or be touched by me because I remind her of someone of her past she won't talk about. What can I do to convince her to be with me? Am I doing something wrong here?
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Give up on her.

As someone who has been in your shoes before, it's best to let it go.

I understand that you're attracted to her, but you just can't be in a relationship with someone that difficult.
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Stop hanging out with her. If a girl wants to be with you she will make it easy to get together and will welcome physical contact. I get the feeling that when you do try to just hang out with her she is wishy washy and makes it difficult. If you keep going out with her you are telling her that you welcome this behavior.
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>>16859136
So just cut her off? I mean yeah I could do that, but then what?

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Guys I want to fuck my wife's sister. Am I Weird? It's not that she's even that attractive (i'd say a solid 7) but the situation just turns me on thinking about it.

How fucked am I?
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I say you're weird for calling a 7 "not that attractive."
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>>16859072

Point Im making is that it's not her looks that's turning me on.
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You're an asshole dude. And don't take that as a compliment.

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how do you even figure out if your partner is cheating lmfao.
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>>16859051
Pretty easy senpaitachi.

Unexplained changes in behavior. Evasive when questioned.

Unless they bought you your dream birthday gift and want to keep it a secret. Oh man that would be rad.
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>>16859051

step 1: track any irregularities or discrepancies in your partners schedule.

if she is more or less accounted for for all the hours of the day, then you have no worries. but if she goes to see friends you literally never meet, or has some weird evening class she has no tools for, then..

>step 2: barge in on said discrepancy

so basically shes like
'oh hey anon, im going to fuck cha- er... fuck cha police at the black lives matter rally today. fuck cha popo!'
'oh cool honey, why dont i come along?'
'errr... no its okay, you're a little TOO white you'll scare all the protestors. baiii'

if she finds excuse for you not to come to this type of thing more than once, then chances are she doesnt want you there for a reason.

step 3: stalk

etiher in person, or digitally. check her phone. check her email. check her facebook. check her snapchat. check her privilege. see if shes having mysterious messages wiht any strangers.

or just go to where she claims she will be, and see what happens there. if she never shows up, the whole thing is a lie. but perhaps she does show up, but iwth someone you dont expect.
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>>16859084

wtf i just read...

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How do I git gud at programming? I understand the concepts but when it building a program for homework assignments I usually just stare at the screen not knowing what steps to take. I'm pretty solid with my math classes but for some reason baby's first programming course is a pain in the ass for me.
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>>16859024
You keep trying until you've got the result you wanted.

You can't think and plan perfect code that will Work 100% from thought alone.

You get an idea and you start adding to it a little bit at a time
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Give an example of a program you have to write.

What functions will you need? What are the outputs?
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Here are some random ideas

1) Having an idea, and just trying a lot of things to make it work
2) Having deligence to simplify your ideas, even if your first incarnation is not perfect you can make it better
3) Having a good environment. A lot of people fail at this step because, for example, working with IDEs and complex GUI environments is difficult because it's hard to organize libraries/dependencies, and on the flipside, but doing everything from the command line, although arguably better, has a steeper learning curve

anyways, if you have a specific language it might help add more context

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How do u know if you're in love? And how do u know if the person you are dating is right for u?
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>>16858990

>how do you know if you're in love

there isnt actually a measurement for love. each person has their own specific ideas behind it. you could argue that just having a crush is love. the 'difference' between the two is impossible to measure or gauge. others will say shit like 'when you're willing to make a real sacrifice for him/her'. something that does impose on you, and doesnt come easy. thinking you wouldnt isnt quite enough. by that definition you dont really know if ur in love until that love has been tested.

all that being said, there is no answer. you either think you love someone or you dont.

>how do you know if hte person you are dating is right for you

define 'right'. then see if she meets that definition. generally speaking if you both have fuzzy feelings, decent sex, dont argue too much, etc. you're 'right' but theres a thousand definition here bud.
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So if she fits my definition of "right" then we have a chance to grow old together?
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>>16859036

you have a chance to grow old together with anyone. the real question is, would you ditch her if there wasn't a chance of growing old together?

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Is it perverted to jerk off while thinking of your crush, who you see and talk with regularly?
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No but it will only deepen your oneitis.
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>>16858989

the only one who can really define if it is 'inappropriate' is her. and perversion is just an abnormal or inappropriate sexual conduct. i would not call it abnormal. i wouldnt even call it inapropriate.

you ever go to bed wondering how many people think of you while jerking off?
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>>16858989
who gives a shit
think about whatever you want to. the world doesn't get to police your thoughts and literally no one but you will ever have access to them

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So my girlfriend of three years suddenly gets pregnant. We were apart for a few months while she visited family. The pregnancy takes 11 months. She has all these excuses like she can't be induced because the baby is in the wrong position then they plan a c section. Then all of a sudden she gets induced. Now here's the baby. After 11 fucking months. Is this even possible? Am I wrong for thinking she's a lying bitch? Need some input
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It's usually like 2 weeks max they let go past the due date before inducing, otherwise it's dangerous for both the baby and the mother.
Something's fishy, especially if she's hiding the real timeline. A paternity test is necessary for sure.
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How would I go about this? I mean is it something as easy as picking a test up at the store or is this something I'd have to go through a court for? My thought process is gone right now.
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I think you can use a hair sample from both of you and goto a clinic. May be possible for her to not find out.

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