Archived threads in /adv/ - Advice - 6069. page

Seek professional help. You're not going to get better unless you want to get better.

>>16859931
What is a professional going to do except give me drugs?

>>16859934
Give you free drugs

>>16859920
>correcting this behavior

You're never gonna make it man. It's perfectly normal to fantasize about others. If you think for one second your SO doesn't do it as well, you're out of your mind.

Honestly, if this is actually an issue causing you grief, you may just be out of your mind.

>>16859920
Not really, as long as you don't cheat.

>>16859930
WHat constitutes as cheating?

Always a chance, even with condom.
In this case, it's very doubtful.
There's literally always a chance if you have sex though dude. That's just the way things work.

Same thing has happened to me plenty of times though, so I'd say the condom getting stuck in her vag is pretty normal.

>>16859921
Thanks for the insight.
So it'a still possible even though there wasn't any tearing?

She is overexagerating

I have been with someone like that and it was awfull.

You could sell it to somebody and make mad money. Or just let them pay you for your predictions and don't tell them how you do it. Get rich and fuck bitches

Before posting a reply, it proved to be profitable for 30,000 hours, not 5,000, in 6 different currency exchange markets.

>>16863945

How about publishing it and use it for myself? Use it myself to trade (I'm actually afraid of this, and I now think this is a bad idea)

Now, should I sell it or sell the predictions?

>>16863945
why would you sell an unproven algorithm to someone, only to watch the make insane amounts of money off of it? if it actually works why not keep it secret and make insane amounts money, then publish it on your deathbed and explain why it works

>>16859852
Also, does anyone know if viagrabestbuy is legit with their trial of 10 pills?

>>16859852
>mfw I found some guy on craigslist that always has viagra and cialis for super cheap and been dealing with him for years now

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>>16859867
Oh thats actually an option I hadn't considered...

>>16859842

>If it turns out she could be, how to let her know as smoothly as possible?

You open your mouth and tell her the truth. Its what adults do.

Don't be a pussy.

Bumping for non retarded answers from people with actual insight on the matter

You could try that new invention called "talking." I hear it works wonders so people you associate with have a prayer of knowing what's going on in your head.

>>16859838
The traditional way of dating in Japan goes through the friendzone where you basically go on dates with a girl while pretending you are just friends. After 1 or 2 month, you're good to go.
This is very old-style, young people are not like that anymore and sex usually happens within 2 weeks after meeting first.

Now, Japanese are also extremely xenophobic and they truly believe in all the cliché they have been fed since they were kids. So my guess is you could be even more straightforward than with a western girl, that's kind of what she expects from you. She probably sees you as a sex-driven maniac.
Unless she screams for rape, you can keep going.

>>16859876

Good advice, thanks. So I shouldn't worry about displays of affection like kissing until at least after a month? If they go through a 'friend' stage first, does her repeatedly agreeing to go out mean she's even interested or is it just a friendly gesture?

For more information she's also 26 years old (I'm 23) but somehow still single so I'm not sure what the story there is or if it would affect her outlook.

>>16859886
From my experience, if they don't want to hang out with you, they are just indefinitely busy (but they are very good at crafting excuses, so it was confusing for me at first).

One thing to know about Japanese though: in Japan, public displays of affection are kind of frowned upon (besides holding hands).
If you didn't do it already, start by holding her hand for your next date, they are usually pretty OK with that, even holding them by the hips is fine. Then go step by step once you are in a more intimate place, if she resists once, ignore it, if she resists twice, stop there.

I'm not really a player, so you might need to double-check, but that's what I've gathered from my experience in Japan. Also this is not Japan, so it may be different.

But be prepared for a super passive girl.

What kind of math?

>>16859832

what is the derivative of infinity

>>16859832
Have you taken physics classes and how did you do in them? I thought I was good at math (aced calc as a sophomore in highschool) but now that I'm in college, the physics class for engineering majors is kicking my ass and I don't understand how I am so bad at something that most people consider to be an offshoot of mathematics.

Also any advice for succeeding in a physics (mechanics) class?

>>16859800

>unfortunately going to the hospital isn't an option, I can't drive and no-one else in the house is willing to take me

You need to go to the hospital immediately. It could possibly be something called pulmonary aspiration, where the food has bypassed the part of your esophagus that leads to your stomach and gotten lodged in the part that goes to your lungs.

If it gets dislodged or finds its way into your lungs while you sleep you could develop arterial hypoxemia and die, you could develop pneumonia, get an infection.

You need to go. Now. You can't risk ignoring this. Doesn't matter if you call an ambulance, you have to get this checked out immediately.

>>16859800
OP here, still haven't been to the hospital, am still having these issues, now wishing for the sweet release of death(well not quite actually, but I am pretty miserable)

eh just do it

She's a minor, stupid, uneducated and incapable making responsible decisions. The responsibility falls on you, because you're the adult. If you have any kind of morality, you'll leave this girl alone.

>>16863881
She is horny, you are horny. wrap it up and go have fun.

>>16859794
About what?

>>16859798

more like some general type of thing

so it could be anything really .. thinking off some 1 syllable max 2 syllable name that seems to be the best

The daily blabbity

>>16859762
Can't answer based on that picture alone

>>16859770
If you could answer on that picture alone

>>16859773
All I see is a guy and a girl seemingly happy to be with each other. Which makes me thing they're a couple. Which makes me thing he's not friendzoned.

(And I thought I said I couldn't answer based on that pic alone ..., oh well, guess I was wrong)

>>16859755
As an add-on, Google translate gave me this, "office sleeping never titalandus"

>>16859755
"Draco dormiens numquam titalandus"
It's from Harry Potter, what does adding "office" to if signify?

In HP it's taken to mean "never tickle a sleeping dragon"

Why would someone tell me to "never tickle a sleeping office?"

>>16859755
"Don't ever tickle the office".
It doesn't make sense, don't worry.

>but I have a feeling I'm doing something I'll regret.
Welcome to real life

>>16859753
Why go for extremes? Do something that stands in between: not making you completely misserable, but still making a decent ammount of money. The world is not black and white.

You can still do art on your free time, or do some freelance art jobs whenever the opportunity arises. Choosing a major does not equal stopping to do all other things.

>>16859764
What do you think would be a good major that stands in between? I'm mostly choosing a major because I know I'll have to take care of my parents when they're older, and they didn't save anything for retirement. That's pretty much the only reason. The other reason is because I want to challenge someone who said I couldn't do math one day, and prove to myself that I'm capable.

Anyway, as for art, I think I should continue to do it either way. I don't want to die (I know; melodramatic) not doing what I enjoyed in the first place.

As for age reference, I'm 23, and will be graduating when I'm 25 or 26. I'm okay with this, since I'll be the first person to go to finish college in my family.

There is some guilt I have as well, since when I used to be in a group home and homeless shelters, they (staff/psychologists) told me that when I'm older, I would give back. I really hate the way the mental health system is, but I will leave that topic out of discussion.

My main concern is also my mental health. I'm pretty much a little too miserable choosing a major, for it was difficult for me to begin college in the first place. I'm getting a version of "cold feet" when choosing a major.

Thanks for reading. I know I'm sounding pretty jumbled right now. :/ This is such a petty thing to think about. There are worse things in the world but choosing is really bothering me.

Have you any experience with this situation and how did you come out of it?

>>16859745
- Take care of your body.
- Enjoy the time you spend with the people you love.
- Tell them how much you love and how much they mean to you.
- Continue doing the same things you used to do before (except unhealthy things of course).

Travel

Fuck bitches get money