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So I love my gf a hell of a lot. But in the last year shes gained 70lbs. She's a crazy binge eater. Last night she came home with $25 worth of Little Cesar's. Yes. 5 pizzas. 8800 calories. She sat down and watched Cops for 2 hours, and they were gone. She gets super defensive when I try to stop her and she does it a lot. She hates her job and her family and can't make use of her degree. What would /adv/ do before her stomach bursts?
Pic related: a "before" picture from the last time she tried to lose weight.
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>>16872097
>$25 worth of Little Cesar's. Yes. 5 pizzas. 8800 calories.
thats pretty good price, no wonder you people go crazy with fast food
just tell her to get fit or you'll drop it
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>I love my gf a hell of a lot
then why are you watching her kill herself and pretending like it's no big deal?
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>>16872097
>What would /adv/ do before her stomach bursts?
You tell her how you feel, since she can't be defencive about that.
>Babe, I love you hell of a lot, but if you continue to develop into a landwale I might lose sexual interest and sooner or later I might satisfy it somewhere else.
You should also start to work on her real problems. Do you need to stay in contact with her family? Why does she hate them? Maybe she should get another job?
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My stomach feels like it's about to be ripped out my stomach.
I'm on medicaid. But my mom is a deadbeat and won't answer her phone. Is the there a way I can get my insurance information? I have a ride to the hospital and we are heading over now. The last time this happened the pain lasted for like a week.
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... You call your case worker or the verbal office if you don't know your case workers number.
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>>16861002
Just go and explain your situation. A hospital will admit you regardless of your insurance status, and they can work out the details with you later.
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>>16861002
Try mote yogurt
And no bullshit
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Where do i find Australian shitposting?
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i can't think of anything else, my very own existence depends on it, my body is asking me more and more australian shitposting, please, i need help.
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>>16860978
Strewth your a poof
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>girl asks me for advice for this thing she wants to do that I did a while ago (working at this college for SEN)
>feel bored and lonely so literally just give her an essay of my time there and what to expect etc
>shes like wow thanks so much and full of questions
>inviting me to a ton of social events and stuff she is also involved in
Has she fallen for me? I am recovering from a breakup so while she's just not my type I feel so lonely what should I do
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>>has she fallen for me?
Holy fuck man, back the hell up. Maybe she feels a connection because you took the time to give her advice/information, but that doesn't mean she's great over heels romantically. More likely she thinks you can be a friend or a mentor.
Go in with no expectations so that you don't spaghetti all over and become a passive aggressive bitch if she's not interested sexually or romantically (because it sounds like you might be that type of beta) and you'll end up much better for it.
If she does end up looking you, then that's great. If not, you still got to go out and distract your mind and experience new things/meet new people.
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How do I turn my wife in a lesbian, or at least awaken any bisexual feelings? I want my mistress to come over and seduce her and make her hers. I'll obviously also want to join in on the fun... But mainly I want to please my mistress (she is in love with my wife)
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So you want your wife to cheat on you with your own mistress? Possibly even leave you for her, since you seem to prefer that she go full lesbian?
Damn, son, that's cucked up.
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I'm a last course student for sailor-cook proffesion, from Europe.
>Since February the 5th beggins the time when I have to complete my 4 month long intership course at sea.
>School told me to wait, still waiting.
>Agencies dont want newfags with no previous expierence.
>One company might accept me (very doubthfull) at the end of february.
>Cant go and ask around the docks, because their gated and off-limits.
So, here I am asking for possible further advice about finding a ship to complete my intership on.
P.S there are better chances for me in U.S, but i cant afford u.s visa nor tickets atm.
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Call them logistic companies that are responsibl3 for the ships one by one, tell them u are looking for a place and ask at the end if they can make 15 min free to see u . Much easier
>me in the pic
>borderline
>no one likes borderline people
>what do
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>>16871922
you look crazy I dont think it can be helped
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Bitch, you gorgeous.
Stop making moronic threads.
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>>16871922
fuck off qt, I'd suck ur ass :- )
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Should I confess my feelings?
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I liked this girl in high school(i am in college), she was my best friend but i never told her about my feeling as i didnt wanted to jeopardize our friendship, what if she didnt liked me like that, but now that i think she actually dropped hints that she indeed liked me, but its been more than 3 years that i talked to her, i finally got the courage to tell her about my feeling but found out she has a boyfriend now, so should i still tell her what i feel or should i keep quiet for the moment??
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>>16860953
>she has a boyfriend
The only right thing to do is walk away.
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>>16860953
If you just want it off your chest then go for it, but don't expect her to come running to you, even I she wouldn't have her boyfriend
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I actually do want to get it off my chest, as thought of not telling her has haunted me for all these years, and i dont expect her to come back to me, if she is happy with the other dude i am happy for her.
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I like Boxxy, and here’s why. I’m not postpubescent (over 25), I have a girlfriend, and I don’t fantasize about her. I like her because she is the antidote, the antithesis, the hemlock in the cup to Internet Tough Guyism.
I was surprised to see that, for all its posturing, /b/ really does hold one thing sacred: it’s 'bad muthafucka' image of itself. /b/ really believes that it’s frightening, that it’s tougher than a Ford Chevy, that it’s badass masculinity personified, in a sense. And, before, there were very few ways to disrupt this image, to give it a good hard kick in the shins.
And then Boxxy came along. Boxxy love is everything /b/ hates — passive, gentle, adorable, sweet. It gives without asking, it loves without asking in return. Instead of being aggressively faux-adult, it’s happily faux-childlike. That’s why Boxxy became a meme — because she DIDN’T want the attention; because she provided no pics (as the /b/tards will attest). As a result, Boxxy turned into the most successful way to troll the /b/tards ever devised. It actually makes the gore and violence and sexism and racism fantards squeal, because it hits them where it hurts — in their image of themselves. How can they be tough, scary guys when their favorite hangout is one long love poem to Boxxy love? So that’s why I love Boxxy — the sound of /b/'s humiliation is sweet music to my ears.
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>>16860931
Okay.
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>>16860931
>It actually makes the gore and violence and sexism and racism fantards squeal, because it hits them where it hurts
SFTU you dead nigger.
Also, who cares? This aint your blog, this aint tubmlr or reddit, this is /adv/.
Why the fuck you posting this drivel here?
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>>16860940
Goddamn it man, you just had to bite.
This is old news. Let it stay dead and forgotten.
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Is having sex with a girl you hardley know who is high on weed morally/socially wrong?
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>>16860926
>girl is mentally incapacitated by a substance and I had sex with her
You raped her you piece of shit
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>>16860926
nah, just disgusting as fuck. But hey, if it's what you wanna do with your life why not.
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>>16860926
Depends on what set of morals you go by, depends on which social/cultural setting you're in.
Though yeah, that's kind of wrong.
>>16860943
While what this anon said takes it too far, you didn't full on rape her, unless she said no and you didn't stop.
Generally, if they're high, and you've got their consent, it's okay, legally. Some might say sex before marriage is wrong, some might say it's wrong because she was high, some might say it's wrong because it wasn't a man you were having sex with. Morality is subjective, and even if one subjects themselves to an absolute set of morals, they can't impose that on everyone else.
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I know I'm over analyzing this...
Met grill on Tinder last night. We both hit it off. She told me she was going to bed
"Goodnight!! Message me tomorrow :)"
That was 11:30 P.M.
It's now 8 A.M. Is it too early to message her?
I know I'm being a beta fag; I just don't want to come off as extremely clingy and would want things to work well
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I think you should wait.
Talk about what you did on that day.
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>>16860912
Just wait some hours, text her then.
I want to fuck some wizards. How do i find them and convince them to let me take their virginity?
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Join a group of pen&paper role players. Should be plenty there. No idea on how to convince them though.
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>>16871792
Uhm... I meant wizards in a "i'm an adult and still a virgin"-way.
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>>16871801
*shrug* Try /soc/. Pretty sure there's a topic devoted to virgins, meetup threads, and occasionally even threads about virgins who want to lose it.
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Is she into me? I am have been msging this girl for a week.
She started the conversation, anyways turns out we have loads in common and we text everyday, she asked for my number!
I wanna ask her out but is it right yet or?
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>>16860902
Just do it
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>>16860902
Just ask her out numbnuts and get your answer if she's into you or not
The longer you leave it the chances of her saying yes reduce
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>>16860907
why is that?
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Hi, /adv/. I have a complicated relationship/general problem.
My husband has been suffering with a drinking problem for the last several months. I have tried to be there for him along the way.
One afternoon, we were in the car together. I didn't know he had been drinking (and taking benzos) that day. He'd been moody, and his driving became erratic. I suggested he let me drive. He became enraged, his driving got worse, and I ended up jumping out of the car. I planned to call a friend to pick me up. He threw the car in reverse, got out, and started dragging me toward the car. A witness pulled over along with an off duty cop. My husband got arrested for DV and a DUI. I bailed him out the next day after pressure from his family.
He has court in a few days, but I have to work. After all of his bullshit, I've missed enough days of work that I would actually get in some pretty serious trouble, in addition to making my co workers hate me.
If my husband ends up facing jail time, I know his family will think I'm a cold bitch for not showing up for support. He and I have a no contact order (not that we've been obeying it).
Am I even legally allowed to go? I feel like at this point, I need to prioritize my job and myself. This would be his first offence, and I did not file a report or press charges against him. Could he face jail time?
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>>16860893
>Am I even legally allowed to go?
no
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>>16860925
I guess that simplifies things, a little.
I felt damned if I do, damned if I don't. If I were able to go and attended, I'd be screwing over my job and potentially getting close to being fired. If I didn't/couldn't go, I'll be worried about the outcome the entire time, and his family might not even keep me in the loop.
He's staying with me and would text/call me if things went alright. But if things play out badly, I wonder if anyone would tell me.
I tried to make very clear to them that I didn't call the police on him, I made a point to not press charges or release a statement, and I bailed him out asap. But they probably still blame me.
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You can't be there. If you go you can face jail time, and you'll probably lose your job over it. And yes, he can face jail time even if it's first offense.
Your husband is a piece of shit. I hope you know he's not going to get better if you keep enabling his ass.
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I'm moving to the night shift at my job. First time doing this but I'm not sure when I'm supposed to sleep.
My hours are 8pm to 5am. What time should I be sleeping? Before or after work?
Should I be sleeping until 7pm to then go to work at 8pm or should I be sleeping right after work?
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Whenever best suits you friend. One thing I noticed working nightshift is how much I missed the sun. Its important to get some rays because it can negatively impact your mood. I would probably think about going to sleep a few hours after I get home so I can enjoy the afternoon when I wake up. But you will fall into a pattern that suits you best.
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Sleeping a little in the morning and a little in the evening can be pretty great. Then you're up for lunch/sunshines midday.
Say, sleep 6am-11am, awake midday, nap 4p-7p. Depends on your commute to work, wash/dress/prep routine, etc.
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Used to work 7pm until 8am. Here's how I did it... I tried to sleep as much as I could before going to work, but get up, have a nice meal, shower, then go. So i'd be awake around 5:25 (wasn't a long drive to work) I'd make dinner, eat, shower, make coffee, which I would bring in a thermos. I felt eating at work during the night made me feel sick, so I did light snacks and coffee only.
When I got home, i'd usually sit down and relax, but try not to fall asleep. Within a half hour I had sort of a second wind. I'd do what I needed for the day, errands and shit. Then I'd crash. Maybe say 10am or so. I'd wake up at some point, watch movies/game/dowhatever, then I'd have a "lunch" and crash again. I was always the most alert guy on my shift. My rule essentially was to try and get 6+ hours of sleep within each 24 hours. Also due to not eating at work, I slept during my breaks (used a timer) for a total of an hour and 20 minutes.