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so i'm a 20 yo virgin and i really wanna get fucked. how do i find guys that'll want to have sex with me?

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Any tips on easy to do knots and how to introduce it during sex? My partner has expressed interest in bondage and other elements of BDSM.
All the advice I can get is good.

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and my parents still fucking complain, I worked until 11pm today and when i got home all of my fucking clothes were outside on the driveway after walking and hour and a half from work to home and its just because i had a fucking sock laying on the floor in my fucking room, then i go to make myself something to eat in peace because i dont like eating outside and i got a fucking 30 minute lecture about eating during my break even though i dont fucking want to and instead i eat a little snack my parents also take fucking half the money that i work for and I cant do shit about it. im so fucking lost

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so like i made a tinder a few days ago
got rid of it
about 5 guys texting me every now and then
i just wanna be friends with them
rarely talk to my boyfriend and vice versa
hes too much of a pussy to leave
whats up with this

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hey moralfags. why you get so mad when someones self centered?

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>TL;DR - Extreme hyperventilation just shy of fainting causing a lasting irregular heart beat?

Yesterday morning about 9am I woke up, ate breakfast...all the regular shit. Around 11 I took 30 mg adderall XR, did homework and went about my day as usual. I normally drink coffee and know what withdrawal is like when i drink too much but normally about a cup or two a day. But today I had a few more, maybe 5 in all.

About 4 in the afternoon I was driving to my friends house and started hyperventilating to the extreme (all the coffee mentioned has been finished and no more after this)

Tingling feeling in my hands and pinkies(specifically, no where else)
Extremely lightheaded just shy of fainting it seemed like, Racing heart whilst sitting still (~100bpm) and couldnt catch my breath worth a damn

I've calmed down since then and all is well EXCEPT i feel like i have an irregular heart rate now and im hoping sleep will fix this. I've done all my own research already and even called the pcc. I dont abuse this and have treated it with the same respect as i did today in the past(minus the few extra cups of coffee)

Can someone shed anymore light on this? It just feels like my heart rate wont go back to normal and it sure is scaring the shit out of me. While i was hypervenitlating my heart rate felt "rickety" like a rusty, squeaky door if that makes sense.
No previous heart or medical conditions and I dont do any other drugs...even recreationally. Except alcohol but that certainly isnt related since i havent had any in the past week

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So I had this thing for a girl for a while. Fell really hard for her, to the point where I would even say I was in love, although I'm not sure if that's completely accurate as I don't have any other experiences to compare it to.
She ended up transferring to another, out of state university, which I knew was going to happen, so I never pursued anything more than friendship with her. We'd study for between 8 and 15 hours a week and we had two classes together, so we spent a lot of time just hanging out.
I've spent this last semester trying to forget about her. I got really into lifting weights, I started reading much more, I brought my grades up by a significant amount, and I met a bunch of new people. I thought it had worked, but yesterday I happened to see her tagged in a picture on facebook. I'd been able to avoid this up to this point by quietly removing her and avoiding all contact. It sucked, but I felt it was necessary. That picture though, really fucking stung. She's as beautiful as I remember and it was like I could hear her goddman laugh when I saw it. I've had this feeling of a whole in my chest and like I've been punched in the stomach since then.
My question is, how the hell am I supposed to deal with this? I thought I was done with her and it doesn't even make sense that I feel this strongly about her. It's not realistic to think a relationships between us would work out, and apparently what I've been doing to forget about it hasn't actually helped at all.

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Whenever I smoke too much weed I get extremely anxious, paranoid, delusional, and psychotic.

Because of this, smoking weed can be pretty stressful, but also entertaining and much more novel than the average high. Despite this silver lining, a pretty strong association between anxiety/paranoia/delusions and weed has been built.

With that said, I'm interested in psychedelics. LSD is pretty much off the table because it's practically impossible to get. Psilocybin could work, but I've heard it described as more intense and less controllable than LSD.

Does anyone here have a similar relationship with weed and positive experiences with LSD, psilocybin, or MDMA?

I've been struggling with depression off and on since 2010 and social/general anxiety for the past two years (partially because the anxiety was exacerbated by smoking pot daily in stressful environments). Because of my anxiety/depression, I'm think MDMA is the way to go. Ofc I can't stand EDM/rave/etc culture. It always seems obnoxious and hedonistic to me, which isn't why I'm interested in psychedelics.

So yeah, has anyone with a similar relationship with pot gone insane or been institutionalized after doing a psychedelic? It's my main concern. I've felt my pot induced delusions lingering long after the high passed, which freaks me out about my mental health.

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Fellow men I require some opinions on a situation I'm facing.

3 months ago I had my ex girlfriend of 2 years break up with me while we were going through a rocky patch. 4 weeks after our breakup we both decided that it would be best to sit down together and discuss our differences and see whether or not the decision made was right and the night before we were going to catch up, a rumor made by somebody who I thought was my friend was made up which he had said I was planning on physically abusing her in my car when i met up with her which was far from true he got 3 other people to message her and tell her similar stories so it seemed as though he wasn't lying. During the 4 weeks we had apart emotions were high, although never had I abused my ex girlfriend physically or emotionally I even deactivated my facebook after the breakup to avoid anybody trying to put there nose into my business. The day I went to go see my ex she was full of hatred and resentment which i didn't understand and she refused to associate with me at all, I'm a very sharp individual and I know when something isn't quite right. She loved me a lot but whoever else spread this information about me at the time obviously done a very good job at setting me up and because my facebook wasn't active nobody knew where I was or what I was doing other then my very close friends (This person wasn't within my social circle). I never frowned on this person, never bad mouthed him or challenged him and he set me up and stole my opportunity to establish a rational decision made by my ex girlfriend.

4 people I know have fallen victim to his manipulation and he has ruined opportunities for these people and there reputation. After really digging deep and getting back on my feet I've decided to confront him and expose his true intentions to all those who believe his a good person. I'll also put out there that nobody until the night before I was ment to see my ex knew about my break up. Yes I drew the photo (:

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What do you do about fake friends who are nice to your face, but never offer any genuine friendship?
She's so deeply ingrained in my friendship group so I can't cut her out of my life, and I really don't want to antagonize myself.

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I have a "skinny fat" physique. Pic related is not me but exactly what I'm talking about. I'm tired of it though so I've been going to the gym to lift 3 times a week.

My biggest concern is the fact that I think I look like I have small tits. I don't think it's gyno though because they are not huge but I'm not sure

How long will it take to work off if I'm exercising 3 times/week?

Also which exercises would be most effective?

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2 questions about exercise /adv/

1. is it normal to feel really cold after exercise? I usually do. Sweat evaporating but even after I get out of sweaty clothes and under covers I feel really cold.

2. I had breakfast today but haven't eaten since and it's 10:30pm. I thought I'd eat after working out but in fact it killed my appetite. I have a feeling that if I did eat something it would awaken my hunger but I'm kind of inclined to just not eat anything. It would mean an approximately 500 calorie day. Bad idea?

for information I am pretty skinny and I don't have an eating disorder but I may have somewhat disordered thoughts about food. So I thought I would check in with the world before I decide to not eat tonight.

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Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.

FAQ:

>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
>Would you date a virgin?
><random insecurity>
Some do, some don't. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever. It takes hard work, time, and effort.

>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.
> <excuse as to why you can't ask them out>
Shut up

>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out. This is something that cannot be explained. You either have learned to intuit this or you have not. If you have not, the only way to learn is experience--there are no shortcuts. So it comes back to: Just ask them out.

>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online. Don't complain that this isn't helpful; stupid questions deserve answers like this.

>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
Alternative answer: we don't fucking know.

>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't fucking know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.

>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing

>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No

>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>

>Brandon, that one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships and fart guy
Fuck off

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I have Eidetic Memory, which is what people would call photographic. I can recall any location I've been to at least once, and all sights, sounds, and smells down to the last detail.

What should I be doing with my life? I cannot decide which career path I should take.

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Doctors of /adv/ :

what is that thing called when you have some lighter dots on your genitalia?
I have read that it's completely harmless, but it looks kinda strange, so in case I'd ever be about to lose my virginity I want to be able to explain what it is so she doesn't freak out.

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