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so due to some unfortunate circumstances, my boyfriend and i will likely be living even further apart. currently, i can only visit him twice a month. in the next month or so, i'll only be able to meet him maybe once every few months. the next time i might have the possibility to move to where he lives is one year from now.
i just feel like our inevitable option would be to break up because of the distance and lack of time spent together and whatever...
does anyone here have any experience with long distance break ups and what happened after wards?
we've been together for almost a year, and he is easily the best boyfriend i could ask for.
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>>17132952
Catposters need to get the fuck off /adv/. I'd like to help you with your problem, but you need to try again without using an image of a sad cat to illustrate your own sadness. This is fucking ridiculous
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edgy as fuark
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My gf lives 8,000 miles away in asia. I'm here in the midwest. We still vist regularly and it works. We'll have a house together soon.
My advice to you is make sure both of u come from rich families.
Also, vote trump
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conflicting scheduling 2016-05-11 16:29:34 Post No.17132941
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okay /adv/ I royally fucked up
I ended up scheduling two (actually 3 but I got out of one already) important things on top of each other
> 1. An athletic game event that I've been training for for months. I joined it as part of my ROTC team.
> 2. a music festival that a girl I like invited me to. I've blown over a hundred dollars on the ticket + other stuff for this event
I've decided to go to the music festival. I feel like a shit person, but I wasn't going to get close to winning my events anyway. I'm going to be able to cancel and drop the team a little over a week before the event.
The excuse I've come up with is
> my parents just informed me that I'm going to my cousins wedding over the weekend
> they always schedule stuff and forget to tell me until last minute
> I never told them about the event cause why would I? they figured I was free since it was a weekend and they thought they already told me
> They already bought the tickets in advance so I HAVE to go
> I bought 2 tickets for the flight there and back for $800 (wew) and I plan on showing my team leader the flight receipt (I can return them and I will immediately after)
Do you think this is a good plan?
Do you think it will work?
Do you have a better idea?
Am I a horrible person?
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update to plan:
> claim that my cousins wedding videographer flaked on him last minute and he needs someone to do it
> he asked me
I have done professional quality wedding videography so it isnt a huge stretch
somebody pls give me advice
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>pls respond
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>>17132941
I can't help but think I wouldn't spend that much money on a shitty music festival, and I can't help but think I wouldn't leave my bros for a girl that isn't even significant and obviously just riding your theoretic golden cock.
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Should I dump girl friend? 2016-05-11 16:26:12 Post No.17132931
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Should I dump girl friend?
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I know the answer Im just wanting objectification this is objectively right. GF says she's coming over last night so means Im drinking and can't work all night and morning even thought guy called in want ing to hand me $50 profit! Right as Im telling him no I can't do my job (cause gf said she's coming over) she texts me she's not coming over. She says she's coming over tomorrow morning to make it up! Its 11:13am and not answering my calls or texts when she was saying 10pm she was too tired. She is just lying right!? This is objectively not acceptable right!? Always have problems 0-2 times a week about not answering, returning my calls and texts. I feel this is too objective to let slide!!! Right!?
Pic related how I felt last night. Went over and demanded my money back that I lended her and before that said burn in hell! in a text We are done right!? and if she tries to play this or that I should not taker her back right? I can see it now I was tired and slept in; its 11:20 and she wakes up over here at 8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bitch just texted back! Trying to spin it saying I cried all night and shit! I don't see her over here like she said our over here last night!? Still no call just saying she cried all night and told everyone we broke up
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So today I'm meeting up with a girl and her husband to fuck her while her husband watches. I've never done anything like this before. We're gonna all smoke weed first.
Anyone have any advice to make it not too awkward?
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>>17132920
well the weed should help
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>>17132920
The husband will be touching you and likely massaging your butt or balls. It happens all the time.
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>>17132920
Just tune out the fact the husband is watching unless it's their thing to do otherwise.
I used to have sex with a coworker while her husband watched but it wasn't what you think would happen. All of us would talk about what was happening and I quickly worked out they liked discussing her body, her pleasure and what I was physically feeling when I touched her.
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>have fuckbuddy
>sext quite a bit
>talk about pretty messy stuff like squirting, anal, what positions we want to try next, what he haven't done yet
>few days go by don't talk
>she asks how I am, can't wait to see me next
>mention sometimes I think of us spooning before bed and it helps me go to sleep
>she sends me voicemail saying it's going too far and it's making her uncomfortable
I'm so confused. And I really don't want to lose her, if she wants to be my gf I would be fine with that but she said we're better as friends which I'm also fine with.
What did I do wrong? is mentioning spooning wrong or something? We've done it before.
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What about trying to confess your feelings (about upgrading fuck buddy to gf) to her instead typing here?
In worst case scenario you will be friendzoned or learn the truth.
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You took on the feminine role in your arrangement. She talks to you about getting fucked in the ass, and you tell her you want to cuddle.
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I did ask her of course where we're going with this, without giving too much away that I have feelings for her, she said she doesn't want to commit to anything and I'm confident she is not seeing other guys.
I think she is just crazy.
Hey guys, I need help!
I'm being a victim of a sociopath and I've done everything that is recommended but he won't stop.
I have ignored his provocations. I have chosen my words carefully so he wouldn't use them against me. I changed college so he couldn't contact me physically. I blocked me on every possible social app. I took some time to recover my self esteem and I've been doing great.
This dude persuaded my friends to attack me and always finds away to play innocent in front of everyone. He prevented me from getting new friends after I left him. He badmouthed me to multiple teachers and I nearly failed a semester.
Now I managed to make all that go away but he still keeps trying to reach me however it is.
I don't know what to do, all I did was to say NO to his abusive friendship and he won't let go! He lost power over me and he's pissed! What can I do???
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If the situation is as bad as you say then you're at the point where it is fair game to involve the police.
The moment he/she went after your education or career prospects, this kind of behavior shifts right into 'harassment' territory.
Talk to a lawyer or legal official about the potentiality of getting a restraining order on them
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he is obsessed with you, do what the user before me wrote
if you are not able to get a restraining order, hire someone to kick hiss ass
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Sociopaths have a great difficulty conceptualizing that their actions have consequences. If you do come into contact with one slowly cut off contact and become distant, do not tell them why and do not confront them. If they ask just say you have been busy and didn't want to bother them with your drama. I would suggest never outing them, it can make things escalate quickly.
Just use their nature to your advantage and seem boring as possible, they are in the business of avoiding boredom in anyway possible.
There's a guy who wants to date me but I'm not interested in him because to me he's unattractive physically and mentally
But I'm already 25 and never had a boyfriend will he be my last chance to date for long while? The thought of kissing him disgusts me
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Then don't. There are plenty of other guys out there.
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>>17132833
Assuming you are fit girl from bigger city, you just need to create tinder account to start. Also imho 25 is ideal time to jump into serious dating game.
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why have you never had a boyfriend?
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I have an interview (the whole aseesment center ordeal) to get accepted at a german university in about a week, as an auslander. How should I prepare?
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Sprechst du Deutsch?
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>How should I prepare?
Gehen sie ficki ficki?
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>>17132817
Ja, ich bewerbe mir bei einem Studium auf Deutsch.
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Girlfriend is moving far away. 2016-05-11 15:20:12 Post No.17132782
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Ive only been dateing her for about a month, but ive known her for about a year. Shes a full package, smart, beautiful, very good career and finances, parents are loaded, great in bed, understanding and trustworthy. She like a 10 and im maybe a 7, shes a catch and im trying to hold on to her.
She is moving away with her family to find work and better, cheaper houseing. She has always wanted to move but only got the opportunity just now. She wants to have a nice little townhouse would be a great home at a very cheap price.
We are both in our mid-twenties and have a good handle on life. I have a full time job that doesnt pay much, but its in my field of study. Where i am geographically right now is where ive been my whole life. Family, friends, and all connections to people are here. It seems there would be even more/better jobs for me where she is moving to, but finding friends may be hard. She has expressed that she wants to stay in a relationship with me, and she would like if i moved with her.
I really like this girl, and i dont want to lose her, but at the same time i think a long distance thing would cause too much stress for me to function. I feel my options are:
>move with her. Shes great, the place shes moving to is great, whats to lose?
>do long distance. Shit will suck but atleast you have a reason to take a vacation in a nice place.
>dump her. 'Plenty of fish in the sea' you wont be sad for all too long.
Help me out anons? Are there other options? Ill answer questions if you feel the need to ask.
Thanks in advance.
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>>17132782
Always follow when successful people. If you expand your job radius to more than just your hometown, then your chances of getting a better paying job you enjoy increase dramatically.
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Don't move for a girl you've been with a month.
Try LDR if you really wanna make it work and can see yourself moving in with her in a year or two. If you're close enough to visit weekly, this is viable.
Breaking up is also viable. There won't be seriously hurt feelings because one of you is moving, so you'll leave things amicably. Because she's out of town you'll move on comparatively quickly.
How easy is it to meet people? Realistically, will you find someone as good as her again? Do you want a long term future with this bird?
Gotta ask yourself these things
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>>17132843
Thinking about it purely as a professional and finacial choice is a new way to look at it for me. Thank you very much for your opinion.
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What to do for three weeks? 2016-05-11 15:10:47 Post No.17132767
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What to do for three weeks?
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I had my last day at my old job yeaterday, I'm taking my last final exam today, graduating tomorrow, and starting next Monday I'll have three weeks of no school and no work before starting my new full time job.
My only hobbies are jerking off, shitposting, and cooking, and other than that the only things I know how to do are write software and get good grades in classes I don't care about. I have one (1) friend that I might go out with a couple times but other than that I can't even begin to imagine what I'll do for three fucking weeks.
What should I do? I have a car and $10k in savings if that helps.
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heh if you have the money go on a trip
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>>17132767
But an onahole/fleshlight and sharpen those masturbatory skills.
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>>17132774
What are fun things to do on trips?
>>17132810
I would have gotten one a long time ago but I still live my parents
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Who are they?
What's your situation?
How do you feel about them and what's happening?
How do you think they feel?
Offering advice and a place to vent.
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Was head over heels infatuated with a girl for a long. She hates me. Finally something snapped and now i just feel discomfort at the thought of her. Except, apparently, for when i'm blind stinking drunk.
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>Who are they?
No one anymore.
>What's your situation?
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> How do you feel about them and what's happening?
She was completely my type appearance wise, know nothing about her personality, i wanted to know her but not anymore.
>How do you think they feel?
Obviously she does not care as she was to stupid to read even a single message i sent her.
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She's younger than me, but doesn't look it; she's tall, slim, long fair hair, a real tomboy. She's clumsy and quiet, keeps herself to herself all the time but she's actually really funny, talented and I could listen to her speak forever, she has a hilarious rural accent in my country.
She rejected me before after I kind of fucked up asking her out due to spaghetti. Two weeks ago, she appeoaches me, tells me she "likes me quite a lot" and shit, but she looks nervous and I told her we can just take things one step at a time - get to know each other better and stuff. She's like "Haha, yeah, few skeletons in the closet and all that jazz".
She acts really weird around me from then on, running away from me in public and refusing to spend any time with me 1 on 1, but texting me deep stuff, deeper than I really know how to deal with.
We talk over the weekend a bit, then I see her on the Monday and it's like I grew a third eye or some shit. She acts really strange, i sit next to her during a class, but then she runs straight out, acting irritable and talking to her friend and staying well away from me.
We have lunch that day, but although she's friendly, she doesn't sit with us - doesn't even have lunch with us - she sits on the other side of the room with her headphones on. She stays in her room after that, doesn't text me back until really late, then when I see her the next day she is refusing to even look at me. Her friend tells me she's annoyed I want to take things slow, so I tell her that we can go out, then she legit runs away from me, locks herself in her room, refuses to speak to me, tells me we should "stay friends" and then refuses to even look at me the next day. I go home, sad, pass a letter under her door telling her I understand and we can just be friends. I ask her friend how she is, I get texts from my friend in reply, she's like "I'm sorry it happened this way" - "nothing ever actually happened nothing lost nothing to get over"
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I've agreed to go on a date in 7 weeks.
She's way better looking than me, but we were both really lonely and found friendship.
Her dad (who lives abroad) is unwell, so she is looking after him for 7 weeks.
I want to surprise her when she gets back.
Currently, I'm not especially attractive. I'm 85kg and a bit fat. I've started eating less carbs and I have started doing (girly)push ups.
I don't smell bad, but I am a little bit sweaty and would like to smell much nicer. I bathe daily and wash with soap. My hair has a crappy, wiry texture too. I don't have any deodorant of cologne.
I have about 2 hours of free time a day.
How can I improve myself as much as possible in 7 weeks?
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Carbs aren't your problem. Reduce the amount of sugar in your diet and run every day for the 2 hours you've got
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>>17132761
stop wanting to suprise her. do it for yourself.
7 weeks is not much. depending on your metabolism you'll probably only lose 3kg at max within that time.
just start hitting the gym and get a new haircut
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Has she seen pictures of you? There isn't that much you can do in seven weeks. You could get a haircut. Bare minimum get some fucking deodorant.
>date guy long distance
>break up
>better myself so I could marry him one day
>years later, meet him and have random sex
I want to marry him but I think it's my insecurities talking. What if I'm so insecure, I feel the need to marry him to feel fulfillment. What if we do get married? Will I be fulfilled? Probably not.
How do I fix myself before we get together officially?
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>>17132698
this doesnt make any sense
you had a break that was years long?
did you fug other people
what world do you live in?
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>>17132698
>better myself so I could marry him one day
That's where you fucked up. Everyone says that marriage made them happier, and for a lot of successful marriages, that's true. What people don't realize is that those successful marriages were because the people were much happier than the average person before they married.
Point is, you probably won't have a happy marriage. You need to make sure you're happy on your own first, and if your goal is to better yourself for the sake of marrying him, then you aren't really addressing the problem.
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>>17132876
all of this
awesome thread faggot
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Ok, story time faggots
>Be me
>Be a beta fag highschooler
>Ride the bus everyday because poor so no car
>There's this grill who rides the same bus
>qt 7/10, kinda emo but I don't mind
>See her around, I don't know her name and she doesn't know me
>*enter douchbag*
>He's a complete whitetrash dumb ass
>Where's his pants down
>Likes to take his shirt off, even though he's not /fit/
>backwardsnapback.ping
>He's fucking trouble
>I know her taste in guys, and he's not it
>Starts sitting next to her, even when there's no room
>Tries to flirt with her, she JUST talks back
>This is been going on for a few days now
Should I step in and so something/try to stop this, or am I just or am I just worrying about fucking nothing?
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if she's an emo you should go for it because she will fall for the guy that talks to her at one point. Emos are lonely people and if you think you are better than him which is probably the case, go talk to her but when he's not here and you will take his place soon.
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>>17132695
>He's a complete whitetrash dumb ass
Maybe he's a good person and doesn't judge people for their idiosyncrasies.
Also:
>Where's his pants down
>Where's
Are you sure *he's* the dumbass?
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>Should I step in and so something/try to stop this
Why would you do something? What is there to stop?
>am I just worrying about fucking nothing?
I'm not sure what you're worrying about. Two people you don't know are talking to each other?
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I'm not really sure if what I'm doing is immoral or blasphemous. I've gotten really into Hare Krishna, I've read a few stories of Krishna, watched movies, and I mostly listen to devotional music. I metaphorically compare and interpret my life to His. I call my girl friends gopis and the boys gopal. I'm mostly stuck in feelings of separation. I've changed my name a few times. I sometimes imagine my self like a Radha or Krishna. Is something wrong with me? Am I going insane?
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>>17132665
you're just a regular attention whore.
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>believe crazypants offshoot of Hinduism-for-white-people
>"Is something wrong with me?"
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>>17132665
>I'm mostly stuck in feelings of separation.
what did you mean by this?