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My gaysexual friend is trying to make me and his female friend become a couple or something. I have never met this girl, she lives in a city like 2 hours away.
She is going to visit this weekend and sleepover at his house and he wants me and her to meet eachother. He told me he wants us two to become a couple.
The problem is i'm pretty shy and i feel like this would be very awkward. He first wanted me to go to dinner with him and the girl but i said i didn't want to because i feel like that would be too awkward and i also don't wanna spend money on that. We agreed that we would go to the gym all 3 together since i feel more secure there. You also don't have to do as much small talk there.
The only thing i know about this girl is that she's pretty extroverted and talks a lot (i've heard her speak with my gaysexual friend over the phone). He also told me that she has been bullied a lot.
How should i act? This is a very awkward and weird situation for me and i don't like it at all. Maybe i should just tell him that i don't wanna meet her?
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>>17307364
>gaysexual
I want off this ride, Mr. Bones
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If you don't really want to be in a relationship with her, say so. If you do, don't. It's pretty simple.
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>>17307364
>How should i act?
Be your fucking self, holy shit. You don't have to date this girl just because your gay friend wants you to. Hell, she might not even like you. You might not like her. You may spend five minutes in the room together and wind up fucking later that night. Just be yourself, act the way you'd normally act when hanging out with a mutual acquaintance and see what happens.
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So /adv/, I just locked myself out of my car.
How do I prevent this in the future
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>>17307337
Once you do it like 2-3 times you'll compulsively check.
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>>17307346
100% this, i locked myself out 3 times in less than 2 months, and now everytime i leave my car I check if i have my keys in my hands.
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>>17307337
Make a copy of the key. Hide the key with lots of tape underneath a part of the car. I've done this and its saved me twice.
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Is waiting to date after I finish my education and have a good job a bad thing?
Im older than average college student because of my odd situation and wont finish my degree until may 2017 and ill be 26. I work full time whenever im not in school and when im in school i work part time. I have a decent job as a book keeper and can pay for my own education.
The thing is I want to do a masters in computer engineering. Im really interested in computer science and programming. My family has a lot of engineers on my fathers side so I know he would be proud if i became one.
Next I live in the NorthEastern usa, which i cant stand and I want to move to Utah or Colorado next may hoping to lock down a job as an app developer before i finish school.
I think I can get into a school in Utah, but paying for it will be hard unless my employer helps. I might not finish until im 29 or 30.
Ive never been in a relationship before because of my financial situation is not good and I have to live at home with parents to pay for school so i dont take out loans.
>after reading what i wrote my dating life looks bleak, fuck me right.
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>>17307303
define 'bad'.
you will have no experience by thirty and are missing out on prime fun time. dating can be hard to fit in but you dont have to be serious, you can just see a girl casually for a few months then drop her like shes pregnant.
sounds like you WANT to date at the ned there so if you find a girl who is interested go for it.
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>>17307311
Yeah I have no experience and I'm loke broken or abnormal. I don't think I could get a girl with my current situation being as bad as it is. Do I just accept that i ducked up on this department of life and forget about dating or marrying ?
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I like boyish girls like tomboys and emos with the short hair, but the problem is everytime i come across one they usually end up being lesbian or just fucking retarded sjws.
Now the though of anal sex is gross and i dont like penis so what am i?
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>>17307288
it sounds to me like you are a straight guy who likes boyish girls like tomboys and emos with short hair.
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>>17307288
>so what am i?
Fucked mate. You're fucked.
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any advice on how to find a girl that can meet these expectations
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being "alpha" and making it 2016-06-29 20:24:33 Post No.17307255
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being "alpha" and making it
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Hello friends, originally I'm a /fit/izen. Used to be a fat fuck and I virgin and addicted to vidya. Over about 3 years, I got into lifting and made some social gains too.
Obviously the next step of making it is to go clubbing and bang lots of sluts, and completing the transition to alpha male.
And there's my problem. I don't enjoy it. What is wrong with me? Chasing women and going through as many of them as humanly possible is actually not something I enjoy. I'd rather have sex with the same woman a hundred times than with a hundred different woman.
And clubbing is just fucking stupid. I only enjoy it if I'm drunk or on drugs.
What the fuck? Isn't the alpha male experience supposed to be fucking amazing? Why don't I enjoy it?
I'd never admit this on /fit/ because they'd laugh at me and call me beta.
The only positive is that I feel superior to everyone on this atlantean silk worm breeding forum
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>>17307255
Because alpha males are a retarded meme, they don't exist any more than sluts who fuck hundreds of guys are alpha. The more people you sleep with, the worse your ability to bond with someone. This happens to guys as well which is why these "alphas" end up dying alone or buying women from 3rd world countries to put up with their ugly asses because no one wants them and they can't truly love anyone. Bonding is vastly superior, you're ruining it by sleeping around, if you just want to get off porn does the job.
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>>17307255
why would it be inhernetly better? its not. some people like it. some people dont. most people have a phase where this sort of thing is fun but it gets old.
happiness is doing the things you enjoy. does it really matter if ur 'alpha'?
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>>17307255
according to you the only thing that makes you alpha is being fit and banging sluts?
even if you ignore the traditional definition theres more to it than that.
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Is there a proper way to leave your number for someone at their place of work?
>Girl works at food place/coffee I go to 3 times a week
>We have some conversations here and there most weeks when she isn't busy
>Been meaning to ask her out, but I don't want to get her in trouble at work or anything
So I plan to slip her my number. Any advice on how to do that, or what to write? My friends agree she is into me, but I don't want to stir up shit for her at her work by asking her out.
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>>17307239
Just ask her out, you autist
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>>17307239
no woman has ever gotten fired because a customer asked her out. thats not a thing. they cant control that and misoginy just isnt what it used to be.
best advice for this is to have cards printed up, strike casual conversation while getting your order or whatever it is she does, then when you're about leave say
>we should continue this conversation
and slip em your card
>call me, we'll grab dinner sometime.
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>>17307254
She got in trouble the other day for talking to me for too long, and I don't want to ask her out straight up without at least speaking to her, or I just give her my number.
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I need to tell this story to someone and it has to be anonymously, sorry.
I was going to take a shower and went to the room for fresh underwear then I felt stinky smell from the kitchen, which was trash. I decided to quickly take it outside the house door, I thought there was no point of getting dressed for 5 seconds the getting undressed again to take a shower. . And as I put the trash next to the door outside something most obvious happened...the door slam shut. In the last moment I throw my underwear beetwen the door to stop it from closing but it got shut anyway and my underwear stucked between it and I couldn't pull it out. I called security on the video intercom and when I got connected they instead of getting their asses up and help me, laughed at me as I was trying to open the door. They came to help me after I menaged to pull out my undies. Two days later I found the video on youtube: me, trying to open the door naked and them, laughing at me. It's on liveleak now and some other pages...Fucking great. What to do now?
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>>17307232
Post the video, I'll get it taken down for you.
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>>17307236
Can you? That would be fucking great.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5d7_1458307612
How you gonna do it? Report it? I tried
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>what do
Link us the video
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I have a longish mouth ulcer between my gums and inside part of cheeks. It broke open this morning and it looks like someone made a small incision (half an inch in length) with a knife although there is no bleeding. It hurts if I apply even the smallest amount of pressure.
Halp. What do?
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>>17307189
its probably from biting that area without you realizing it, happens to people on molly, they chew their whole mouth and have no remembrance of it. Just wash with salt water and wait for it to scab up.
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>>17307189
Salt water rinse as much as possible, avoid foods that can irritate it like nachos or hot liquids.
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>>17307229
salt water it is then, thanks
Jesus Christ /adv how do you do it?
ITT: im still very sad about my broke ups.
My first relationship was 11years, the second 2,5years. Both of the relationships were deep, the 1st one was my first love. I have been single now for almost a year. In the second relationship i was still strung out of the pains of losing the first love.
I just dont realize how to get over this grief. Relationships means close friendhip, sharing life and hurdles, and connecting into each other in a deep level. For me, losing a grilfriend is not losing a girlfriend but a friend.
How the fuck can i just forget this and be like "nothing happened". I think i seriously do not have any place in my heart for new grills. I still cannot even think about dating anyone nor have sex.
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>>17307152
>jesus christ
>how does the entire human race deal with break ups
mostly by whining to be honest, so ur on the right track
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Maybe you're just too used to being with someone, that's why it weights hard, but other thatn that don't worry, it's pretty normal to feel down, you can do it !
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>>17307152
Fuck I got dumped three months ago OP, I know your feel. Feels like a part of my personality has been deleted, someone you poured so much thought and emotion into is just gone now..
It sucks, but relationships are rarely meant to last forever. I've realised this harsh truth. Even families with kids are commonly divorcing.. you are never safe.
Tell me OP, how and why did you and your first girlfriend break up? 11 years is insanely long.
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Like holy shit, I can't stand this anymore. I feel like a walking meme, interacting with other memes.
I'm a girl, I'm a football player at a club and I have short hair, and I'm a bro and le not like other girls. Like holy fuck I was out with some school mates today and we talked about stuff and it turned to a discussion about girls and they were all like "nah anon is not like other girls" "anon is one of the guys" and stuff like that.
And then it hit me that I don't like other girls (and they don't like me either) and my whole life is basically a meme. No guys approach me ever and all of my bfs I approached them myself and I feel they only dated me for the novelty of it. There was nothing there, I felt nothing from my past relationships.
I don't understand why can't I find a proper guy, it's bloody impossible.
I overheard some guys talk shit when I was playing the ball with some colleagues in the university yard. One dude got outplayed and the others said something like "kek, outplayed by a girl", and I overheard some tards say "that's not a girl lmao".
It's like nerds talk shit because they are intimidated, /fit/ only wants 8+/10 and bimbos, normies wanna party and drink, bikers are looking for skinny trashy girls, librarians are looking for cute girly girls with glasses.
I don't fit anywhere.
What do, pic not related
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Just use tinder or something.
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Gotta keep looking. I for one have always had a weakness for tomboys. Something kinda neat about getting with chicks who might could kick my ass if I piss them off. Don't let the way one group of people perceives you color your perception of yourself. You're more than just a guy~ish looking girl with dude hobbies.
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Go black. It'll be no different but at least you'll get a big cawk and genetically superior children. And diversity points. I know a nice man from Senegal if you're in London and you like to share ;)
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Need some advice... so been seeing a girl for about 2 months now. Had sex like 5 or so times. She is a great person I like her maybe even love her but not sure yet on that part its mixed feelings never really loved but I don't know if she's fucking other dudes. I know she talks to other guys she's told me before. Now she has said its cool for me to do the same but I don't want to because I really like her and want to make her my first. We are still in the dating stage not officially bf/gf its complicated to explain but it drives me a little crazy knowing she might be doing something like sending nudes that I dont get... seen some on her phone. Last thing I want is a girl like that. (Last girl I dated was like that) What the fuck to do?
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You don't know her well enough to love her, and if you don't like her behavior, you need to realize that her behavior is the basis by which you can tell who she is.
If you want to be exclusive, talk to her about it. If she isn't interested in that then either be patient and see if she develops feelings for you and is willing to be exclusive, or look elsewhere for what you want.
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end it before you get more hurt. i was in a similar situation at one point, and she was very melancholy about what was going between her and i. it ended up escalating, she did stuff with other dudes, and went back to her initial stupid boyfriend.
hurt a lot in the moment, less later. there are better people out there for you, find someone who genuinely cares.
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>>17307166
Her Behavior is good so far what she has shown me I don't know much about her that is true. She knows a lot about me. More than I think.
We kind of talked about it, not really i mentioned I wanted to be bf/gf at some point this was like a month ago, next time we hang out I will ask her about being exclusive. Should I ask before the sex or after?
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I don't want to end it. Last thing i want to do. If I get hurt there is always drugs to fall back on.I know she isn't going back to her ex but could be some other guy on the sidelines. I care for her, maybe I fell for her to fast after the sex I became attached...
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Does anyone meditate on /adv/?
I tried it once or twice and noticed immediate clarity in thinking and feel it definitely helped me, but for some reason I just can't bring myself to try it again or do it regularly.
I work out every few days and I'm not a waste of space, but for some reason just sitting on my arse for 20 minutes and sorting my head out seems to be extremely difficult for me and I have no fucking idea why.
Thoughts/feedback?
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>>17307075
becuase you dont really want to do it. you like the idea of it, and can notice its benefits, but there are other things youd rather do. its like working out. you feel great after, yet many people still refuse to do it for more than a few weeks. or eating healthy. or anything really.
its easier to succumb to other things.
i basically meditate my own way in the shower. i just sit down, get into a fetal position and just think for a half hour. seems to fix me.
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Meditation is just masturbation. It doesn't do anything. Just have a wank and a glass of wine.
You don't want to do it for 20 minutes every day because you could literally be doing anything else and it would be more productive.
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I found it to be helpful, but I can't do twenty minutes at a stretch. I started with four minutes, then slowly worked my way up to ten; on good days, sometimes I 'll do two sessions.
This is the (free) time I use, but there are a lot of them out there:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/enso-meditation-timer-bell/id840637879?mt=8
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Tips on helping friend 2016-06-29 19:16:27 Post No.17307062
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Hey, adv.
I need some help on a serious matter and, believe it or not, I decided I should ask here.
I have a friend whose mother just died a few days ago. He's in his early 20s, his father died years ago and his sister's in rehab. That's all the relatives he has. When his father died they were left with a huge debt that he is slowly paying (around 5k euros left, which for eastern Europe is a lot), but now that his mom died he's gonna add the funeral expenses etc on top of that. He's also paying for his sister's stay in rehab, working two jobs and in school etc.
I want to help him with his debt but I can't afford to pay it myself. My question is: do you know of any way I could start a kind of fundraising campaign or something of the sort, taking into consideration that he is a very proud guy and wouldn't accept this kind of "public display" help? He didn't ask me for this, I would just like to help him through this so ideally he wouldn't even know about it. I already thought of stuff like patreon etc, but I don't think it's fitting since those kinds of campaigns work on a kind of a loan principle, requiring you to give back something depending of the "level" of donation. I don't know of any site that uses other methods.
Thanks in advance for the possible ideas, trolling or pictures of cats.
>pic related: campaign
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Every asshole begs for help on Gofundme.
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>>17307062
Your'e a good friend.
The 2016 thing to do is create a kickstarter. I think its kickstarter.org or .com. Anyway, you make yourself a link and people can donate money. You can share the link easily on facebook or twitter and people from all over the world can donate. You can set yourself a goal (5k euro as you said) and kickstarter ends. Another website is gofundme.
Another alternative is gathering mutual friends and having a traditional fundraiser. Sell items. Auction stuff that is donated. GL OP
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>>17307085
Thanks for the suggestions.
Unfortunately, the traditional fundraiser doesn't generally work in our country. I ran a fundraising campaign for a 20 year old in my university that had cancer, ended up having national media coverage, etc., campaign was really well thought through and had a team of 6-7 people working on it, only ended up amassing 10000 euros in three months, with more than half of it being donated by an anonymous wealthy guy. And the main difference is that now I don't have the resources I had back then to run such a campaign.
Thanks a lot for the ideas though, I'll look into kickstarter or gofundme.
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I'll be going Italy for a week over the summer and Im thinking of taking like 2-3g of weed with me, never done this before so im just wondering if its a good idea and what the best way to go about it is?
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>>17307058
Forgot to mention this will be from the UK-Italy
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Put the weed in a doob tube and put it up your butt. If your not willing to do that then it's not worth it US customs will put you on a no fly list for life if you get caught so pro con that shit.
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>>17307071
Shit just saw your from UK. I don't know how strict they are there.
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Blood. Stool. Wiping. 2016-06-29 19:03:04 Post No.17307018
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So everytime I wipe, there's blood.
I spread my cheeks in the mirror and it looks like it's probably external bleeding, not internal. But how do I know for sure? Also how do I get back to normal where it's only shit stains and not blood?
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What color is the poop? Usually dark purple / black stoop means internal bleeding.
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jesus why are you asking a malaysian bowl carving website
go to a doctor and get their opinion
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don't worry about it, it's cool