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I'm a 25 year old male with debt, terrible credit and no vehicle to his name. I just lost my girlfriend if almost 3 years because apparently I'm not "driven". She grew up with a CEO as a father and I grew up in a garage. I've always been better with money than she is but haven't been able to accomplish as much as she has. So basically I was wondering if starting a gofundme account would be way to get my life in order. But I also feel bad cuz I want people to think I'm looking for handouts, even though I guess I am at this point. Does anyone have any advice on this?

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I know this is a really weird question but I have a really weird problem. My vision randomly gets really bad for weeks at a time and then returns to normal. I don't have diabetes and my eye doctor and doctor have no real explanation for it. I have a glasses prescription but I only need them when my eyes go full retard. Is there anyway I can make my vision permanently poor without killing myself?

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Alright everyone, I need advice, how do I calm down before a serious exam? You know any techiques?

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Aright, so there's this asshole in my building who's already punched one guy there, and since I've been outspoken about his shit he's laid his hands on me and made direct threats. We're trying to get him evicted/arrested, but the landlord doesn't speak good English so the process is slow.

If he tries to strike me that'd definitely speed up the process, since I think I can call the cops right away and they'd probably give advice on eviction as well. The time he attacked the other guy, he didn't do just one punch -- he got angry and just let out a flurry, and the other guy got mad and flurried back. Neither had much space since they were in a hallway so there wasn't any damage, but watching the guy's punches it's clear he doesn't have any training and is just going on pure rage.

On the other hand, he's fat with at least 50 pounds on me; I can't punch and I only have like 4 months total of judo and wrestling, which means I don't know anything except some takedowns. More importantly, if I fight back, and especially if I do so successfully, I lose a bit more leverage at getting him arrested/evicted, and personally I don't like fighting.

So I was thinking of the following strategy, and I want to know from people who actually know martial arts (not people who just watch mma and think that makes them experts) if it's realistic. I'd tuck in my chin and lower myself with my forearms covering from my ears and temples to my cheeks, chin, and nose, exposing my forehead plain and clear. Since he was punching the other guy without thinking, close-fisted, without support from his core, and exclusively aiming for the head, I'm thinking at least the first two will go right to my forehead and hurt, godwilling break, his wrists. Is this a realistic strategy and expectation?

I do other contact sports so I think I can take impacts with a good enough stance to keep me from staggering back and losing my guard. Still, is it a good chance of being knocked out in two punches?

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Does anybody have experience about converting lesbians to bisexual cock worshipers? I convinced a lesbian girl to have sex with me to see if she likes it but I need advice about what should I do with her.

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Around 2 years ago I developed a fear of the damage caused by sunlight, or more specifically UV rays. I live in Florida so the sun is powerful here. I'm very scared of the permanent damage and early aging it does to your skin, and the look of being tan. For a long time I managed to stay inside while the sun was out, and do my grocery shopping and other errands all at night. But recently I've acquired a job where I'll need to get through 30 minutes of the sun to get there, and there is a huge window next to my area with no protection from the direct sun. Despite my best efforts, wearing a sweater in 90 degree weather and loads of sunscreen every single day, I'm already seeing the damage occurring to my skin, and I'm noticeably darker. It's worrying me greatly and I'm wondering, is this something big enough to quit my job over? Are there any extra precautions I can take to avoid the sunlight?

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So, my gf and I broke up.

I have members of her familly in my facebook contacts and she have members on my familly in her facebook contacts.

Now, she sometime comments on stuff my brothers post or put some likes etc. But it's bothering me and my heart can't take it.

Am i a bitch if a tell her to delete the members of my familly from her contacts?

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Everything agitates this man, and it's been getting worse over time. A lot of mood swings as well. One moment he'll be pissy in a way I wouldn't even accept from a stranger and the next he won't be.

It's not just about me though, I couldn't care less how he treats me. I'm more worried about his psychological help. He's very conservative, dismissive, and a bit dumb. He would never seek out help himself. What can I do to help? He's 50 something and I'm in my 20s by the way.

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How the fuck do I move to a decent city from a small as fuck shit town? It feels like there's nothing I can do but save a shit load of money and go there and probably blow it all and just come back home after. I don't have any skills because of this place the only thing there is to do is cut trees or milk cows and everyone I know that cuts trees still has to go hours away for it.

I can't fucking live here, there's no jobs, no opportunity, there's no girls, the bars are all shit and just play country music and has fat chicks and rednecks everywhere. I literally don't need anything to live I just want out of here, I don't care if I sleep on a couch sharing an apartment with 3 other people with no food tv or internet just Jesus Christ this place sucks

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Anyone here go to U of H and have taken a language placement exam?

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im looking for disturbed/insane individuals, im looking for such people for research, i wont explain that to everyone. ill say a little about my self, im a disturbed person, i dont hold life to any value whether its mine or yours or the termite in some old guys house, it all means nothing to me, i dont feel most emotions, although i feel the all of the 7 deadly sins except lust, now that you know a little about me i wanna know some about you and if you fit what i want then we can be 'friends' but if thats not what you want than i can settle for a test subject, FOR EVERYONE TO KNOW: i see humans as puppets just things to play with, doctors say i lost my humanity, i will on recognise you as my equal if you gain my respect which only currently 2 people have out of the many i call 'friends'.

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Give it to me straight, am I ugly? How do I improve? Brutal honesty please, I'm already depressed as fuck, it won't hurt. Just put down your thoughts.

I'm 18, by the way. I know I look 12.

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So I realize most of the questions and answers posted here are from a younger crowd. I am going to take my chances anyways, if you reply could you post your age too so I can get an idea of the level of life experience behind the reply, thanks.

My little brother has basically been an addict in one form or another for years. After getting off coke, and then stopping drinking he somehow started using heroin along with his wife.

Its kind of amazing how we all missed the signs, he needed to barrow some money a year ago. A month ago he lost his job, 3 weeks ago he lost his kids and my parents are taking care of them, today he is officially homeless.

At least his kids are going to be taken care of.

I am trying to find a place back near home as I moved away years ago. I really dont want to move and I like where I live now but I feel obligated to come back and help out the family, maybe even let my bro and his wife stay with me until they get their shit together. A part of me wants to just forget about them all and stop caring and just do my own thing. This is my inner conflict right now.

TL;DR- help the family or jut forget about all of them and live my life?

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Hey adv. I enlisted in the army and my ship date to basic training is tomorrow. My recruiter told me yesterday I should bring a credit or a debit card to basic training. I don't have one and it is too late to get one now as I am leaving tomorrow. What would I need one for and will I be able to go through bct without one?

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going to fuck this girl all day

she's not on birth control and I don't like condom. I want to cum inside her. we are both clean.

best way to avoid pregnancy? just having her take morning after pill later?