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>>17322878
>zero capital to invest

I don't know how you expect to have a girlfriend, then. Even the cheapest chick requires you to have money to take them out.

>>17322878
Get a cute chubby girlfriend from the craigslist/tinder/whatever.

Chubs are underrated.

Dude I dunno it took my parents Intervening before I finally quit probably never would have happened if they haddent. It feels like all that time that alcohol is what makes you happy when your an alcoholic but being off of it I think im happier now.

>>17322875
How long have you been off it and what was the intervention thing like

Drink a ton of water before you go out?

Leave your credit/debit card at home, only take a few drinks worth of cash?

Ask your friends to help you moderate, and/or find better friends?

wood working

>>17322852
Golf
Construction projects
Bowling
Fishing
Hiking
Camping
Any other outdoor activity you both like
Hanging out together at a chill local bar to watch sports and have a few beers

Basically, you need to know what your dad likes. What are his interests? His role as a father is to teach. Pick a couple of things that he's passionate about, and ask him to teach you. Don't know how to golf? Ask him to teach you. Does he like to build stuff? Tell him you want to help him out with things.

Then the rest naturally comes. You talk, you bond.

>>17322852
Depends on what you both enjoy doing.

I go out to eat food with my dad regularly because who the fuck doesn't like delicious food ?
Anything from restaurants to small burger take-away joints.
For the most part you'll be talking with each other when you're not shoving that delicious food into your mouth.

Find a common interest and work from there.

>>17322851
You get a job. Any job. Work at Subway or McDonalds, if need be. As long as you're working 40 hours or more a week, whether it's at 1 job or 2, you can make it. You'll need roommates, but they're very easy to find.

Your girlfriend can be a roommate, but only if she is also working and paying her half. You can't afford to take care of all the bills when you're just starting out.

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>>17322860
>You get a job. Any job. Work at Subway or McDonalds, if need be. As long as you're working 40 hours or more a week, whether it's at 1 job or 2, you can make it. You'll need roommates, but they're very easy to find.

This might sound soppy or fucking Autistic as fuck but
Is this really it? I never expected to have to work are a Mc Donalds in my life man, fuck man I was that one kid who would score over 100 with the highest grades in all my classes when I was a kid
Fuck they where still pretty dam good until like 3 years ago
Isn't there anything, I mean absofuckinglutely anything I can do to get noticed for some job or something else you know... harder or that pays more or something? or is there really nothing I can do if I want to leave? I can't just fucking live my life in such mediocrity man...... I just can't
Can I like make money off of coding or something? Is there any valuable skills I can learn in less than a year or have I ass fucked myself beyond belief ?

>>17322860
>>17322896

I'm actually really good looking too could I make some cash of off that to help get me on my feet? or is there no real demand for Male models?

>>17322806
I've never been more desperate in my life. I lack recources, moved here 2 daysago. So have fuck all and puked all over carpet.

Why would you even ask pol in the first place?

Try some warm water and Simple Green or other carpet cleaner liquid. Or dish soap if you don't have that.

>>17322815
Like I said, moved to this house two days ago, everythings in boxes, I have pino clean, some rags and a bottle of vinegar. I've just doused it in all contents from which I hold.

Empty house with nothing but boxes, some yellow pino clean and a bottle of white vinegar..I'm rummaging my ass off... just need something other than *baking soda and vacuum*

house of boxes and no recourses to clean. Was hoping for any desperate solution.

Go to discount places like ross or burlington coat factory

Shit even sears and kohls I could get shirts and pants cheap

Walmart has jeans for like $12. Nice? Who the fuck cares when they're that cheap, and jeans are all the same anyways. The wonders of Chinese slave labor have made clothes cheaper than ever, unless you are a cuck who pays a premium for the same sweatshop product with nothing more than a different label.

>>17322796
Shop at thrift stores, military surplus, and other second hand stores.
Take the time to look for quality items. There are plenty of people who throw out high quality threads bc they grew out of them, or don't have room.

>>17322752

Btw sorry for my awful grammar. Hadn't written in english since a lot of time.

>>17322752
let me get this straight.

you told this single mom to fuck off with the romance cause you're not interested in raising another man's child but you're still dating her?

now you're questioning why she's distant?

you effectively told her that "you have too much baggage" or "you're damaged goods" but "i'll stay around if that means easy sex."

i don't know if she's just that lonely that she still comes to you for intimacy or she's trying to leverage easy sex as a means to spend more time with you in an attempt to convince you to stay.

if you're not interested in being with her long term then be 100% sure to communicate that. ask her what you two are doing/where this relationship is going.

>>17322758

She still says "I love you" to me.

just make sure you keep them aware of your friendship and that you care.
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try also to keep them aware that they're not trash

Thanks anon.
I was writing a message to them anyway but I just reassured them how I feel and they seemed to appreciate it, so thanks.

If anyone has anymore pointers that would be great, but I guess there's not much I can do if they are already having help.

You should remove toxic people like that from you life. For your own happiness.

>>17322655
probably not. most people can't eyeball the length of objects.

you can be as confident as you'd like but if you've got a small dick then they'll feel it. i think they have three categories:

>too small
>good
>hurts

most girls discussing penis size to that degree are just spouting off nonsense.

i know how broad my hands are. if i grasp your cok with both hands i can estimate length pretty accurately. i also know what circumference i can close my hand on and go from there. but i don't even care about it so much. i just do it for shits and giggles. if you are inside average range, no girl will be able to eyeball your size though. or can you tell a girls cup size by looking at her boobs if she's inside the b-c range?

>>17322655
after watching crotches of guys since puberty I can tell pretty much what's there. Not that difficult

>>17322640
Tell him you've learned how your parents deal with strained relationships (divorce) so you're unwilling to keep a relationship with him. Apologize that you need to take a step back saying you realize this must be inflicting;

But tell them it is the right thing for you.

Maybe then he'll realize the responsibility of keeping important people around you and not giving up like a floppy faggot.

>this is bad advice

You're 23. Just ignore him, cut him out of your life. You're a adult. You can do that.

>>17322640
>I'm 23
Then you're old enough to tell him to fuck off. Seriously, you're an adult who can make those choices. If you don't want to see him, don't.

are you sure she actually has these disorders or did she just tell you that?

anyway, no sense in staying in an abusive relationship. may not be her fault but you don't need to deal with that.

if you're afraid to break up with her because you fear she'll kill herself, you're trapped. drop her anyway and if you really think she's going to report it

>my gf hits me

Lol check this fag out. You're dating an 8 year old.

Begin restraint measures - if she swings at you, grab her arm and refuse to let go until she calms down. DO NOT SWING BACK OR HIT HER, because then she might get the popo to back her. Plus it's wrong. Stick to restraining methods of self defense, like certain grips and holds and locks, and teach her she's going to just have to calm the fuck down.

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>>17322627

I remember when I was a little boy.. 5 or 6 I think.. I had scarlet fever and my mom would just go to her friends house with me, then show them my wang.

It made me incredibly uncomfortable because it was a TON of people. Aunts, neighbors, my friends parents, ect.

At least it didn't kill me I guess

>>17322642

The shitty part is not knowing if anything actually happened

>not wanting to be raped by a hot relative

I want tumblr to leave.

Please help

Psychological counseling if you have thoughts of violence because she likes what you like

If she likes things you like and has things in common with you you get mad. Question? Do you have siblings, specifically brothers?

bump x2

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>>17322596
I would assume he is fucking her but it doesn't matter. It would be him or some other guy. If she wanted you you would know by now. Move on

why does it even matter to you? if you were a good friend you'd be happy for them.

if you're not then they deserve better, and don't live with her, sounds like you're going to be a selfish pain in the ass.

what you should do is never address the topic, let it be, and don't try to control other people's lives

>>17322696
I'm not worried about them being together. I'm worried about them splitting up and leaving me in a weird position.

>>17322696
I'm not worried about them being together.
I'm worried about them splitting up and leaving me in a weird position.