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are u fucking ur sister

>>17324940
Beat me to it

>>17324940
Were married as is tradition

Forgot to add that I have a similar cowlick in the front

Does your face have the shape for the haircut? Are you attractive? If yes to all of the above just go to a barbershop and show them the picture.

>get a long top undercut
>part it asymmetrically 90/10 (back on the tiny side, the the left on the wide side)
>cut off the bang/side overhang

How prepared are you for it? Do you practice in the mirror or in front of a couple of friends?
>inb4 I don't have any friends

Confidence.
Are you insecure in anyway? Are you overweight? Go to the gym. Are you socially awkward? Meet new people. It's all about confidence. Even shooting a gun can give you confidence. Go to a boxing gym and learn how to fight. Confidence bro. All about confidence.

>>17324884
yeah I don't really have friends but I practice and put it on note cards and my voice gets all shaky. I like stay up all night before speaking practicing.

A fuck load of drugs

LSD & Spyro for PS1

>>17324861
>>17324865
I mean really become one.

>>17324826
its all in how you position your knees (or feet depending on position). set them in a way that only lets you pull out as far as you want. physics will take care of the rest.

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>>17324845
Explain. It's hard to imagine what you mean. I really want to learn how to pound with the force of 1000 suns. Pls halp.

>>17324826
stop pulling out so fucking far

you dont need to pull out a mile to fuck hard, most of the time when you're having sex your dick isn't going to be close to coming out.

Your problem is either you just aren't comfortable enough with sex and your own size to accurately gauge how far to thrust. It comes naturally, and with practice. It's a good thing you are getting it out of the way with a FWB.

The rest of it is finding a position with your knees or feet where you are comfortable, this is obvious. Just find a comfortable position or spot.

Just keep in mind a rookie mistake is thinking you've gotta basically pull out to fuck hard. I have a 5 inch dick and I don't slip out. I'm guessing it's inexperience on your behalf, you'll get in the groove of it.

>implying there's anything but wage slavery out there

I have a great fucking job and there's no future. Unless you're already wealthy, the best you can hope for is scraping by. The middle class is dead, globalism won, not sure what any of us can do about it now.

>>17324805
With the whole Brexit thing, I think maybe globalism has not fully won.

Ugh! I need some positivity for once.

>>17324798
Have you considering going to college? Find a field you'd enjoy, find out the requirements of getting in the door of said field, and do it.

College at your age is a good idea, you can combine your life experiences and that shit becomes a breeze.

>I'm not smart enough
Everyone is smart enough, unless you're mentally incompetent, in that case you could get autismbux and vidya all day.

Do you have some sort of tenancy tribunal where you live?

I don't believe so. However I was told that my best option would be to call the health department and also legal aid, to help comb through the lease.

I think your landlord is full of shit and wants to see if they can get you to fix it for them for free.

It sounds like a health issue either way. He should be inspecting the property so often to catch shit like mold that is possibly toxic. If it turns out to be toxic mold you could probably sue the shit out of him.

If you're down with anal I'll do you're schoolwork for you

>>17324728
I'm a top. For both sexes. I'm quite good at it though.

Give me strength /adv/

>>17324715
I'm not sure if i should tell you this...
But, normal person don't have black bars on where their eye should be.
I'm afraid you should get look by a doctor, anon.

underage b&

>>17324717
i'm really insecure about it :(

>>17324711
Did you eat the tails?

All liquid diet. Jello, electrolytes, soup. Give it a day or two. If it gets worse within a day, go see your local doctor.

>>17324900
Of course.
>>17324906
Right now I'm just drinking tons of water because it hurts less to throw it up than to throw up nothing.

>>17324700
What happened?

Unzips my pants. Tell me more

>>17324730

Thanks for at least responding, anon.

I've just been depressed over many things lately. But today was a deep low..

I'm friend with this girl. I swear, she is so incredibly kind and sweet to me. I've never had anyone ever treat me like she does, ever. unfortunately, she doesn't live close. But we keep good contact. When we met in the past, she was so good to me, she paid for my food and train tickets when we went places even tho I tried to pay, she wouldn't let me. She insisted on paying. That's just a example of how nice she is. She is so beautiful and nice. I fucking wish we lived closer. Anyways, today was my birthday. She sent me a page flip video that she made for me. She must have put a lot of thought and time to make it. I was already having a terrible day today, but I actually teared up watching it because it was so thoughtful and nice. I couldn't believe anyone would do something so sweet for me. It makes me feel exicited to see her again this fall. Well, we were talking and I just found out that she's been seeing a guy. And she didn't tell me because she was worried that it would make me sad. Because she knows I like her, and she's told me she likes me, but we both know the distance is too much...

I just feel so fucking sad. Like, I know a relationship isn't realistic. I was just hoping that this time when we meet. If we could spend real, quality time together. I was to hug her, and just wrap my arm around her everywhere we go. I want to give her a meaningful kiss too. But, I know that will never happen. And it is eating me away..

>>17324694
by being better and generally more desirable than her bf, which judging by your desire to steal her, probably means that you arent. so for you id advise you to find your own girlfriend that other guys can be jealous of, not lust for someone elses life.

>>17324705
So let's say I'm better than the guy, what do? Become her friend?

Morals aside, that's just retarded. Why would you ever want the type of girl that can be "stolen" (aka a money-branching bitch)?

You either waste your time or end up with a shit girlfriend who will just be "stolen" by the next guy.

Booze

KY jelly

Improving your appearance. It makes like that much easier.

>>17324672
Because you two have nothing in common.

You bore her.
She bores you.

>>17324672
>Most of my friends, including girls, think I'm pretty good looking
>references /soc/

love is like gravity, if it's really there, it's pretty hard to avoid falling into each other

your problem is that you've never been in the right situation. It'll happen. You don't want the minefield girls anyways, that shit is toxic anyways.

>>17324643
Yeah that's what I'm afraid of. She made a good point though, she is exceedingly unlikely to find a Turkman guy she likes here in the US so she's motivated to adapt. IDK, it worries me

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>>17324635
Date who you want to date, love who you want to love. Fuck everyone and everything else.

Humans have this weird fetish of separating each other. We don't live long enough to be worried about what other people think whom we stick our dicks into.

I dated a hungarian chick, i'm american. had no issues.

>Life is too short to be worried about some plebs who don't want you fucking other cultures.