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>>17323531
>mfw he fell for the lift for girls meme

also, maybe you were relatively attractive at your dinky highschool. college is a whole new ball game. lots more choice and the sluts know they have the power.

>>17323531
theyre probably scared?

>>17323539
>>17323541
I don't even lift that much, I just said "big guy" because I finally got tall and a more masculine face (used to be the smallest kid in class).

Go ahead and tell us, I know that's why you made this thread.

>>17323497
I don't want to tell you.. because ill probably get disputed.. I made the thread to literally ask the question

Same here, what helped me a lot was the book An Astronaut's Guide to Life on Earth, you can download it at gen.lib.rus.ec, he talks about dealing with the fact that you might die while doing something important
Plus trust people, it may be super important, but if you would die sooer than expected, they will figure it out in the next 30 years

>>17323447

Same age, lawerfag

>work
>happy hours on friday
>If your single, stay out till 1
>If your not, stay out till 11
>Netflix all day saturday
>If its not sports I'm staying in
>Brunch if your a single girl on sunday

I wish I had time for video games, adults dont do anything.

You learn to enjoy HBO and Netflix. Funny thing is, it's basically the same except it's gritty and has sex scenes so that makes it "adult".

>volunteer
>get a hobby
>cheap hobbies: gardening, programming, running
>read a book, nigga
>go full normie and party

do whatever the fuck you want, man

probably erector spinae muscle problem,

what work do you do? is it maybe a chair, or your bed?

It's probably muscular

>>17323437
No work at the moment. Too ill for it. Just curious really.

Go and talk to your fucking doctor

>>17323438
I did, they pretty much were like "you're 21, drink water, its a common side effect of Prozac". I fucking hate the doctors I see right now and will be going to a better primary care place soon, but for right know I want to know if there's some natural thing I can do

>>17323478
Well they're not going to prescribe you viagra and you'd be stupid to take it without your doctor's advice

Almost no one can orgasm from just a blowjob. Women just plain suck at them (no pun intended). Unless you're raw dogging her slobber hole, you're going to have a hard time achieving orgasm. That's just how it is.

>>17323369
Really? So I'm gonna have to always finish myself off with my hand at the end?

I thought maybe I had fucked myself over with my constant porn watching all these years and my brain is hardwired to only cum from jerking off to porn. It used to be I would jerk off once a day minimum, sometimes up to four times a day. I thought that might have had something to do with it, and I just need to make my dick more sensitive again.

>>17323369
Woah, I must be awesome at blow jobs then.

>I don't want to start a relationship that's likely to fail.

This is why we have a website full of social retards who can't find a decent woman if their life depended on it. You can't put every potential girlfriend through the "married forever" filter. Get some practice in or you'll never learn how to associate with women well enough to land a good one.

>>17323374
You're right but still, I wouldn't want to use her for the experience alone.

>>17323415
You're not "using" her if you don't know what the hell you even want. Even you said you're not sure if you'll still be with her after a few months. Give her a shot. Just don't get stuck in the mindset of "This is the end-all be-all of relationships. I don't deserve any better."

>>17323335
No joke this used to be me until I found God. Now I never have the urge to masturbate and I rarely ever get depressed. You probably won't take me seriously though.

I'm gonna souns probably as dumb as >>17323454 but what got me out of this kind of life was going cold turkey on fb, fap, porn and gaming, because somewhere i read that my brain might be saturated with hormones and I was essentially a stoner because of overdoing the above mentioned
Hard as fuck but worth it

>>17323335
have u tried netflix? what about a pet cat?

nothings for certain but it will probably improve your chances some. But also there are probably some guys that are a little heavier that wouldn't mind dating.

>>17323325
I've been unsuccessful with overweight guys too

Ah, fuck it I'll just get a pet.

Weight is not such a big factor for getting a bf, so you can't say that you get a bf for sure if you loose xxx of weight. If you meet someone who likes you, he'd liked you anyway. And wtf, you're really not that overweight. And i mean, today i saw a women who wasn't the thinest, but i felt very attracted to her. Weight is really not the only thing. There is sooooo much more which can be attractive(personally i like intelligent women which i can have a good conversation with)

>But I want to make sure AS MANY WOMEN AS POSSIBLE know that they've "done" this to me

become a mountain man. live off the mountain.

>>17323316
I'm not interested in women tho.

I'm much less familiar with that side of the friendzone.

Hit the gym and alpha up
DO shit outside of school/work/home and strike up conversation with people doing similar shit. Intent shouldn't necessarily be to get gf but it can easily lead to it

>>17323309
>Hit the gym and alpha up
But I'm short, won't that make it look like I'm compensating for my height.

>>17323309
>DO shit outside of school/work/home and strike up conversation with people doing similar shit
Yeah, that's probably something I need to do more.

Gonna give a little bump.

>>17323267
like sweaty man but more acidic

In general, I've found that guy B.O. smells like piss and girl B.O. smells like onions

Cinnamon and honey incense.
Taste like a vinegar and salt.
Not bad desu.

card sized unless you want them detailed.

get it card sized. Is that the card you want tattooed?

>>17323258
Size is a cost factor.

Also a large card tattoo sounds tacky as fuck.

It's called depression friendo.

>>17323249
Trumps about to win senpai

You will get to kill blacks and stuff soon

The fire rises.

>>17323273
That is bullshit
I can't be that selfish... There are people with much worse conditions, why should i feel depressed ??

Of course youre gonna feel sad once in awhile. If you get back together you already know what will happen. Youll both get comfortable & start your drama all over again. Today youll be sad, tomorrow who knows. You're not giving yourself enough time to heal and be alone again. If you don't want to be friends with her then say so. If you do see yourself being just her friend years from now then tell her. But for right now? You definitely need to stop talking to her so you can both move on, better yourselves and find someone who you get along with.

>>17323253
That's pretty solid advice.
I wish she would understand when I tell her I really need the space to move on in the meantime.
Thanks anon.

>>17323234
If you keep busy and have your mind focused on it you will get over it quicker.