gf is cheating on me
I know.
she doesn't know I know
wanted to marry her eventually.
what do. shaking.
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If you have actual proof like photos or something, shame her. Shame her with them in front of everyone.
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Lick his cum off her pussy. Or confront her.
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>>17668162
Abort anon. Happened to me too :'( it still hurts
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I'm not sure if this question fits here considering the amount of "I wanna kill myself I worth nothing and I won't change" posts, but here it goes anyways:
-I shaved my dick 2 days ago. I cut my dick. Not too deep, but it left a mark. Kinda looks like a small pimple right now. Is that a red flag to escorts, something like a deal-breaker, or am I good to go?
-She has a strict "No costumers under 18" rule. Now, I'm not a virgin, I'm over 18, but I look like I'm fucking 14. Baby face, some pimples (not only on my dick). The whole going-through-puberty package. Will she tell me to fuck off or what? She advertises herself as someone who likes virgins, if that matters at all.
-My back's kinda fucked up cuz I had a reaction to my shower cream. Least of my problems desu, but still, gotta ask. Dealbreaker?
-I read reviews and every guy talks like she wants to genuinly enjoy it too, and that she asks for it. I'm inexperienced, the two times I've had sex I bust a nut so quick Usain Bolt couldn't catch it. Round 2 and 3 are alright, but I'm not sure if I can please a seasoned escort. Again, deal-breaker? Repercussions, like the whole girlfriend mascarade fading away or something?
-Do I shave my ass? How do I even do that?
-My teeth look like Jackie Chan pre-white washing: Yellow. I like coffee and I'm a smoker. I want my kisses tho, the whole reason I want to go is the girlfriend experience instead of the whole "I'm legally blind from alcohol but still gonna smash" thing. Can money buy that, or am I outta luck?
Help me broskies.
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1. Should be fine, just explain what happened.
2. Just show your ID.
3. Fucked up how? As long as it doesn't look contagious it should be fine.
4. I don't even understand this question...are you worried you won't satisfy a hooker and that she'll leave you? Regardless of your skill in bed, she'll only be there for money. A bit of a non-issue.
5. Shouldn't be a problem.
Essentially, if you don't seem like you'll endanger her health, and you have money, she'll be game.
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>>17669319
This thread is hilarious. Why are you shaving your dick???
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>>17669319
Fucked up as in having an allergic reaction.
The deed has been done btw. No problems whatsoever.
LPT for those who still read this: Don't bring your own condom to an escort if you don't know what to buy. Bought some ultra-thin ones and it broke.
Pro: Came in her and played it off
Con: Gonna have to check if I have STDs in the coming weeks.
Fun times.
Now that the entire world is on the brink of war, what will you die having not accomplished?
I never got to really pursue my career in wildlife rehab, I never got to beat the piss out of Scott. I never owned my own house, I never spent a summer in Munich, I could go on for paragraph after paragraph.
I feel incomplete.
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>Now that the entire world is on the brink of war
>Most peaceful time in human history
;)
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>>17668161
Yes "most peaceful time in human history". All these Russian nuclear drills, threats to shoot down US planes, and engagements off the coast of Yemen really give off an aura of peace.
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>>17668166
Last gasps of losers mean nothing.
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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.
FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
>Would you date a virgin?
><random insecurity>
Some do, some don't. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.
>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.
>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.
>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.
>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships and fart guy
Fuck off
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Girls:
How do I stop myself from getting really anxious and nervous about talking to this girl in my class? College sophomore here.
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>>17668117
From the old thread:
>>17668111
Not too many of 'em? My point remains: Treat them like a fucking human being, not some mythical, unobtainable creature from outer space. Everything but that makes you look desperate and thirsty which boild down to being the epitome of unattractiveness.
Trust me, I know.
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What are some nice texts I can send her periodically without becoming a creepy beta orbiter?
None right?
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its hard for me to get an erection and my gf is coming over tomorrow but I just accidentally fapped after 5 days of no fapping in preparation
I cant edge because that seems to make it worse and I can only get a proper erection if I leave my dick for like four days
HELP
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Watch some porn and get hard. Dont play with it.
Do it 2 or 3 times the day she comes over
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>>17668137
it doesnt seem to work when I do that
its just as hard to get up naturally without touching it still
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GUISE I KNOW WHAT TO DO AND I KNOW IT'S QUITE SIMPLE BUT I DON'T WANT TO DO IT
tl;dr PLEASE HELP I AM HELPLESS AND WHEN YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO NO MATTER HOW SIMPLE AND STRAIGHTFORWARD I WILL CRY AND ARGUE
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>My sister's friend said my nose ring is "hot"
How can a piece of jewelry be sexually attractive? What did she mean by this?
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>>17668113
>How can a piece of jewelry be sexually attractive?
Don't try to bring logic into it, there are people who get off on floor tiles for fucks sake.
>What did she mean by this?
Exactly what she said, she finds your nose ring sexually attractive.
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degenerates enjoy degenerate things. It's just how their little brains work.
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>>17668127
>No fun allowed
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how do i stop feeling so shitty depressed over trivial stuff? how do i stop worrying what others think of me?
i've tried telling myself it's trivial it doesn't matter etc but it doesn't work.
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i guess anyone who's felt the same is not able to give advice because they're "not with us" anymore ;_;
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>>17668076
There is probably a underlying issue that makes these small things seem big.
It's that issue you need to address then the small things should go with it.
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>>17668342
yeah what this guy says.
with out knowing your background or anything we can only give broad and general points of view.
it sounds like a self confidence issue and a self esteem issue.
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Is it okay to shower at 2am? 2016-10-14 05:57:51 Post No.17668058
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Is it okay to shower at 2am?
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I want to take a shower because I feel like I'm not clean. I like to take showers late at night because I want to go to bed clean and refreshed.
But my jewish father bitches that I take a shower "late".
Is this normal? I feel like it's some kind of sick jewish abuse. He wants me to be a smelly rat.
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You shouldn't be staying up past 2 am in the first place.
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You're probably waking him up with the sounds of water running in the house you inconsiderate fuck.
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Lol
I took a shower at 4 am yesterday
Do whatever the fuck you wanna do
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become an objectivist
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lift
never live with or marry a woman
have lots of sex
stay clean
dont eat too much
enjoy jack vance yaron brook ae van vogt michael moorcock palladium rpg dune by lynch twin peaks doctor who 4th doctor baker alien original star trek with kirk debian linux common lisp icewm desktop delueg bittorrent adrian dantley larry bird black company by glen cook kirk sorensen on thorium atomci stephan olyneux youtube yaron brook youtube rekt feminist videos youtube tom leykis youtube myth2 soulblighter game and baldurs gate and icewind dale games
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Great thread
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thx, growing alphas is our duty, pussy gens from 90s on have to be suppressed
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Did you just copy the tags to a several unrelated youtube videos in that last one?
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How much contact is too much? 2016-10-14 05:49:32 Post No.17668037
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How much contact is too much?
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I just got dumped again because of smothering a guy. I apparently want a toxic amount of physical affection.
How much is too much? I don't mean sexual contact, but stuff like hugging and such. I want a lot of physical contact when we're together, but this is the third time in a row I've been dumped for wanting too much. How much is an acceptable amount?
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Too much depends vastly on the person. There's a lot of very affectionate, touchy-feely guys out there. Find one and you'll be good.
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>>17668037
It depends on the person.
To me, in public rules are different than in private.
>In public
Quick kiss is fine if we're going our separate ways
Hand holding is fine whenever.
Hugs are fine as long as you're not hanging off me
>In private
Anything really, as long as it's not all the time to where the relationship is more physical affection than just spending time together.
Let me preface that the "in public" rules aren't because I'd be ashamed of whoever I'm dating, just that I always hate when people are practically face fucking each other in public, so I try my best not to be anywhere close to "that couple"
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>>17668065
Same for me.
I am an incredibly affectionate person especially when it comes to sex, but in private i would snuggle if i am waking up, going to bed or watching something. If i am trying to go about my day to day things i dont want to be constantly touching. Though a quick occasional kiss, hug or caress is nice. So long as it isnt constant. In public i am less affectionate. Quick kiss, hug or hand holding is all i am comfortable with.
With that said there are guys that like "toxic" amounts of affection.
Also it would help if you gave us context to work off of rather than guess how affectionate you are. How much affection was too much in his opinion?
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is it ok to text your therapist something like "I want to talk about the rape next week" like if I don't tell her now I'm probably going to chicken out like I have every other week but at the same time it seems a little rude, like I'm bringing her work outside the office. I don't want to ruin her night by bringing up such heavy thoughts so late at night you know?
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>>17668028
An email would probably be more appropriate if you can't stand to initiate that conversation face to face.
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If you don't want to bring it up outside of work, do it right as the session begins. If you know you're going to chicken out, do it beforehand.
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>>17668032
She doesn't always get my emails before the session... Text feels like the only surefire way she'll read it. Maybe I can write a script that will automatically send the text the day of my appointment? That seems like overkill.
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Dating a virgin girl. How much blood can I expect?
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None if you do it right. The hymen is not a barrier inside, it is a ring of stretchy tissue along the outside.
Sex, even first time sex, should never hurt. If it hurts, something is wrong. Either penetration is being forced too hard/fast, there's not enough lubrication due to insufficient arousal/nervousness, or just in general being rough and careless.
Bring lube, use it, be gentle, take it slow, have fun and relax, and make sure she's relaxed too. There should be no pain and no blood. If there isn't any, you did it right.
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>>17668042
I bled quite a bit. Wasn't dripping but I looked with a mirror and it was spread from the opening to my vagina to my inner labia.
I lost it in a gentle way to my bf but there was still pain. We had even done "just the tip" sevetsl times before and it still hurt/bled.
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I'm 23, been going dating my gf almost 3 years. When we started dating I had shitty part time jobs and renting a room in a hoarders house and living like that scared all other girls away but her. We loved sort of far away and she loved with her parents so for 2 years we only hung out 1-2 days a week. I have turned my life around a whole lot this year. Got a good paying job and bought my own place. She moved in, I thought we'd be fucking every day, going camping/hiking on the weekends. I was completely wrong. She has no ambition, she sits on Facebook all day long, got a minimum wage job and won't do anything on the weekends unless I plan everything. I did a spontaneous road trip with her one time. I drove 4+hours going to a city with a shop she said she always wanted to go to and then we didn't shop there because she said the line was too big. Drove to the coast, got a hotel and everything which she's never done before and it's like she could care less. I want adventure, I want a sex life. Yet I can't kick her out when she's making minimum wage and I had bought airplane tickets for us to go see my family for Thanksgiving.
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Have you tried talking to her about it?
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>>17668087
She mopes and says, " you never have anything positive to say to me."
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>>17668103
Start simple and positive with "hey, what do you want to do this weekend?" Make it her idea to go somewhere.
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Flaky girl I'm talking to just flaked on me 2016-10-14 05:27:56 Post No.17667996
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Flaky girl I'm talking to just flaked on me
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I'm talking to this really cute girl I've had a crush on for like a year. She's smart (same major) and fun, but she's busy as shit, drinks a lot, and is flaky as fuck.
We started talking 3 or 4 weeks ago. We've hung out a handful of times and I've spent the night at her place twice. We haven't had sex, the first time I slept over it was too soon, and the second time we had to sleep in her living room so no-go. Sex is definitely on the table for the next time we hang out, which I thought was going to be tonight.
She's super busy with extracurricular stuff so we always end up hanging out at night, like after 9PM. I genuinely like her and would love to take her on a legit date so I'm annoyed that we keep ending up having pseudo-bootycalls.
Tonight really pissed me off though. Earlier today she told me text her around 10PM and she'd probably be done with her social.
>text her at 10PM
>she doesn't get back to me until 11:00, is at a party
>I tell her I want to see her but I'm getting tired
>she says she's going home and invites me over
>I tell her I'll be there in 15-20 minutes, she says cool
>I'm at her door in 25 minutes and all the lights are off
>I knock lightly and call 2 or 3 times, no answer
The door was unlocked but we're not on the level of me inviting myself in like that. I'm home now and I'm pissed because she wasted an hour of my time and this is one instance of constant flaky behavior she's been exhibiting the whole time we've been talking. Even though I've talked to girls who do this falling asleep shit in the past, I'm still pissed she couldn't stay awake for 30 fucking minutes.
I know she's going to wake up in the morning and apologize. How do I express to her that her flakiness is fucked up and pissing me off? Do I even have a right to be pissed?
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>but she's busy as shit, drinks a lot, and is flaky as fuck.
this is who you chose to like, yes you are aware how they act, dont be surprised when they act how you expect. Either find someone else or accept what you are already readily aware of.
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Is this some sorority slut? If so she definitely has at least 5 guys on rotation and you're clearly not a priority
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>Is this some sorority slut? If so she definitely has at least 5 guys on rotation and you're clearly not a priority
So this was 100% my suspicion going into this, because she is hot in kind of a smart sorority girl kind of way.
But, we have mutual friends who assured me that she's not sleeping with anyone else. I've also heard from other mutual friends that she talks about me a lot and is really into me.
Obviously she could still be talking to other dudes, but I really don't think she is. Also she didn't let me fuck and wanted to "take it slow" because she hadn't slept with anyone in a while (at least she claims).
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I'm 20, I live with my fundamentalist christian parents. I love them, and they're happy to let me stay home since I don't have a job.
I masturbate pretty frequently, but they don't know that I do. However I have no way of masturbating in my bedroom in front of my computer because if I kept tissues in my room to finish into I'd get caught, and kicked out of the house. I can always masturbate in the bathroom, but it's difficult without porn, and I don't have or want a phone either.
I need solutions for being able to masturbate in my room satisfyingly, and without getting caught. I regularly edge but that only makes things worse in the long term. Can anyone help me?
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You can use other things than tissues. Use a washcloth.
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>>17668009
Towels, washcloths and articles of clothing are all not options
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>>17668067
so you're not doing your own laundry?