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>be me 27y old male with good paid job
>meet this woman(24y) in a bar
>hook up with her
>become fuckbuddies for like 7 months, because she trusts me as I am an unemotional robot
>fucking red pill
>decides she wants to date another guy and leaves, what's ok imo
>comes back after three months, says they broke up, because he was a douche
>have sex a few weeks
>says she has to move out of her girls' flat-sharing community
>offer her to stay at my place until she finds a new apartment
>has nothing but clothes, a few books, bed, macbook and other small things, so I prepare a room for her
>lives in here for like 1-2 months
>seems to work homeoffice as a programmer, buys food, even cleans my rooms
>ask her frequently if she found a new place yet
>always says it's difficult and asks if she can stay some more days
>say I don't mind it and she can stay as long as she needs
>yesterday after work she shows me some full-sized bed and if it wouldn't be nice to have one
>ask her for what reason and that she's going to move out soon
>says that I am oblivious and seduces me to have sex
So WTF is going on here??? All she does is staying at home all day or going out to buy things/go to work. Sometimes she would even cook for me. Neither do I remember ever having asked her to do this nor that she wanted a relationship with me. Help me /adv/ I don't understand what's going on in her mind.
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Expecting women to tell you straight how they're feeling is incredibly foolish. Perhaps she DOES want a relationship with you. Don't ask about it directly, but as subtly as possible.
If the response is "no", then she's just using you for room and board. Not the kind of person I'd want to have around tbqh
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>>17666125
What's wrong with asking her directly?
>>17666109
I think if you do it with tact, it should be okay, open communication always works out for the best in my opinion. If she can't handle that and would rather play games then why would you want her around? You're already getting a bit annoyed and or confused at her girlfriend type behavior. Having to be subtle and pussyfoot around shit builds resentment. The longer you let her play girlfriend the more you will come out the bad guy when this turns to shit.
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You got manipulated into relationship and you didn't even know it. Robots are unfortunately easy to program.

>"If more than used for rinsing is accidentally swallowed..."

What did they mean by this?
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>>17666107

if you swallow more than a gulp full than you are beginning to risk poisoning yourself to a minor degree. definitely don't chug it.
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It means if you put the mouthwash up your ass you'll start tripping balls.
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>>17666260
this OP try and see. post pics

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I want to smoke weed only on weekends but it's so hard not to smoke it every night a few hours before bed. It's like a hunger that needs to be satisfied every night. Is it possible to smoke weed regularly and still be in control?
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In my experience the urge only grows stronger with every use, albeit subtly.

Ive quite for two months but picked up a small 10$ sac a week ago, I smoked it over the course of a few days but as soon as it was finished it was just like "cmon, get some more, then you can get realllll high :)"
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>>17666114
I know your baiting but as a fellow pothead

>10 dollar sack over a few days

Cmn on senpai, are you that poor or are you that much of a virgin?

>>17666087
>smoke weed regularly and still be in control

Yeah, it's called having a steady job, getting shit done when its suppose to be done, and then when you can relax you can toke up as much as you want.
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>>17666155
This. Everything in this post.

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So I recently got a promotion at work. Im not too psyched about what ill be doing but there is a significant pay bump.

Im pretty sure im gonna be drug tested, I smoked a bit of weed recently (about half a gram) so id probably fail the drug test.

When you fail a drug test for a promotion do you just not get the new promotion, or will they fire me completely?

(my initial position required no drug test)
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>>17666050

where do you work that you need a drug test?
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>>17666115

Cuckmart. They promoted me to security officer.
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>>17666050
Why are you asking us?

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So I posted here a few months back about whether I should end things with my Girlfriend. I have been with her for almost 3 years, we both had checkered pasts and we kept each other clean/sober and happy at first. But she has a few serious mental health issues arising from abuse in childhood. The symptoms of these were difficult to deal with but I tried my best because I thought she would get better.

She has made some half-hearted attempts at counseling or medication therapy before, and is even currently on some meds that seem to work. She has been involuntarily committed before and has previously made some innuendos about how mad she would get over being left, and how she and her friends have destroyed ex's cars, lied about them, and generally tried to make life hell for anyone who's wronged her.

I am miserable, I have no friends any more, and she even makes me feel guilty about going to work or school, or using my extremely limited money to buy her expensive gifts. I love her more than I've loved anyone but I am scared, and even my family is scared of what would happen if I left her.

I have seen a very good counselor who's helped me understand that even as a man, there can be "abuse" of the emotional variety from a female partner, and I feel like a pussy admitting it.

I have prepared meticulously for this, I already moved out a year ago, and I just moved again to someplace she doesn't know about. She knows where I work, and where my counselors office is.

Again, any advice, thank you all so much, today is the day I end things and I'm so scared.
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Put yourself first. A healthy relationship is between two people who are strong enough to stand on their own and choose to walk side-by-side.
Using another person as a crutch is not a healthy relationship.
Stay strong, we're here for you. You've been through a lot of tough times and this might be the toughest yet, but you've already come so far to get here.
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>>17666062
Thank you, I'm about to call her Dad and tell her whats about to happen so that he and her mom might be able to help keep her safe, she has a history of hurting herself, and I'm really worried.

I don't think I've ever had to intentionally hurt someone I love this much, and yet still know in my heart that there is no other choice and this is the right thing to do.
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I will check back in once I have talked to him. I'm curious if my situation is rare not not as well. Again, 4chan has made me think that a male experiencing abuse in a relationship that isn't outright physical is simply SJW propaganda/etc and I wonder if this has happened to anyone else out there.

Thanks anons

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How do i find love
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quit being a fag
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No faggot
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>namefagging
but why

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Would you choose left or right and why?
Doing this for a social experiment so answer honestly please.
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>>17665980
The left will never be real.
Go outside more often OP.
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>>17666001
left is already real accept the superiority of 2D you f*gging roastie pig!
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>>17665980
left because the right has too many piercings and dyed hair.

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How does divorce work?
I'm seriously contemplating divorcing my wife. She hasn't really done anything wrong, I've just been living with my terrible mistake for too long and I've finally started thinking it'd be better to end it and start anew than to keep telling myself it's not so bad. I got married at 20 to the second woman I ever dated (the first died of cancer) because I had no confidence in myself and figured I'd never be able to do better than this and I'd better put a ring on it if I don't want to be alone forever. I've wasted most of my 20's like this.

I will likely have to pay her alimony. I've been the breadwinner for 95% of the marriage, and she is an unemployable moron still paying off a useless degree. But I'm trying to figure out how they tend to calculate alimony. I always imagine the wife can just list off all the ways in which the husband was a shitty husband (didn't help out around the house, worked too much, etc) and the courts would increase alimony proportional to how sorry they feel for her. I could be completely wrong, but if that's the case I could be really fucked. I cheated on her 6 years ago and confessed to her soon after, we worked through it but I hate to think she could bring it up during divorce proceedings as a way to make me forfeit all my bargaining power. I don't mind dishing out the big bucks for a divorce lawyer, I don't even mind giving her half my current assets, as long as my monthly income isn't reduced to peanuts. I make about $50k a year in the military, an E-5 soon to be promoted to E-6
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>>17665977
If you neck yourself then you wouldn't have to worry about paying her.
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http://alimonycalculator.us/
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>>17665977
Expect to pay 20k minimum.

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>Be me
>Female 19
>One month into uni, at party
>Little drunk
>Veryhorny.jpg
>See a new guy I haven't met, go over and say hi
>mfw Look down and the dude has a massive bulge
>Start flirting with him hardcore, hes a little awkward but less than I am horny, I just want the dick
>When no one is looking I grab his bulge, he is huge
>He was shocked but I didn't care, I dragged him into an empty bedroom
>Reach into his pants and pull out a banana
>What did I do to deserve this?
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Treated your hoe ass.
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>>17665964
#rekt
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>>17665964
Tell more, what was the dudes explanation for this ?

how do I make a move on a girl that I've been hanging out with at my house party tomorrow

she's very obviously into me and I don't want to wait too long before things start to filzzle, as I haven't had the balls to be smooth while sober

tomorrow I'm having a house party that she's coming to and I want to make a move then

what do
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>>17665937
Go with the flow. It should be flowing nicely if she's obviously into you.
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>>17665937
Try a hot cosby.
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Just do it. Girls loves confidence.

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300lb NEET WoW addict turned 200lb working man, ask me anything.
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>>17665921

What work do you do?
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>>17665923
Retail management.
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>>17665925

How did you turn into a peoples person with enthusiasm for work if you were a neet Wow addict?

My girlfriend is amazing, but our sex life is a mess.

>i do terrible with condoms, they feel uncomfortable and they usually kill my boner after a while
>its insanely difficult for me to maintain an erection. Probably because of the condoms, but she also has the smallest boobs ever, and im a boobs guy. I like boobs. Her ass is decent but not spectacular.
>if i can even have a boner, i have never came while fucking her. Like, ever. I make her cum all the time, but i never even come close. Its not even ever enjoyable. I dont know if its nerves or what.
>she doesnt suck dick. Ive tried to get her to. I go down on her. I try 69. She just doesnt like it. Its irritating.

/adv/, i want to break up with her for this. Is this bad? I like sex. I think its a pretty important part of a relationship. And the sex is so bad between us.
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Hey, okay. To be honest sex is very iomportant in life. so if she doesn't have a personality to make up for it and make you want to stay and try to work it out another way, then leave.
Can you imagine doing this for the rest of your life? For the rest of your life no decent sex, just this? You'll cheat on her eventually. Just dump her and stop wasting your and her time.
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>>17665904
The whole condom part, you can get used to. However, everything else is fucked up. No sucking dick? Sounds like she's not well equipped to being an adult. Just break up op. Don't stay and compromise on bullshit.
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>>17665904
What is the size and girth of your dick, how is your cardio (do you exercise) and are you a bit overweight?

Also, how many times are you fapping and do yuo have "the death grip" when doing it?

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Alright Anons the doctors in. Im bored so I'm here to give you all the relationship and sexual advice you need.
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>>17665843
Help doctor. I'm a girl and I met a guy, we fell in love and suddenly he stopped answering my messages and said he needed time to think about us. So i stopped sending him messages, and three weeks later he came back, talked to me like nothing happened and leave in the middle of the conversation. What does that mean, I mean why didn't he say to me he didn't want to be with me anymore instead of just ghost me ?
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>>17665843
Hi doc. I have an older coworker driving me and inviting me out to lunch occasionally. I like her and it's easy to talk to her.

How do I take it to the next level? How do I confirm she's available.

For the record she's like 5 years older than me and I'm only about to take my driver's test this winter (i am not underage, just procrastinating since i didnt have a stable income until now anyways.

also. do i reveal my power level
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Hi doc, i've been raped and now i am afraid of being so bad at sex because it kinda stress me now. I m afraid no guy ever would want to be my boyfriend after that and that no guy would be ok to take time to comfort me about that.

>know a good looking redhead grill
>no friend, kiss whatsoever
>me neither
>want to confess tomorrow evening by text
>pretending to be drunk so if everything backfires I am good
>just said that friends that confess are shit bcuz if it fucks up friendship is ruined

What do I do now?
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>confess by text
>afraid of person to person interaction
>wants to fall back to excuse if it backfires

You're a pussy and if you're a pussy like that in real life you had no chance from the start.
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You can ask her what you are for her ?
So if she says you are just friend you don't say anything, and if you feel you are not just a friend for her you can tell her you like her
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>>17665836

dont fucking do it.

Let her come to you. Focus on having fun with her. Let it build up slowly

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Never posted here before, not entirely sure why I am now.

Here's the situation, I've been friends with this girl since we were 4, I'm 21 now and I've found that I've fallen for her. It was such a gradual thing that I honestly couldn't tell you for certain when but I've been certain of that for at least 4 years now. I never told her because for two main reasons. Number one being I didn't and still don't feel like I'm ready, I've only just found a job and I've honestly never had a more miserable outlook on life, however I have made peace with the fact that I will probably never feel ready at least not until after. The second reason being that based on how she acts and reacts to certain things over the years I'm certain her answer will be no, I honestly don't think she's put much thought into it and it's just one of those things she just kinda brushes off with a "nah we're just friends". I am left to wonder if there is any point to asking a question you know the answer two and one which you fear both the no and yes answers to. That said I've already decided that there is she deserves to know as do I, so as I stated at the beginning I don't know why I posted this here, maybe it just helps to type it out, hear some thoughts and prepare, or maybe not, I just felt that I should.

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Yeah she probably thinks ur a beta male loser.
Give up on her.
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>>17665772
10/10 would pour my heart again
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>>17665772
you are the loser, beta and alpha is a bullshit concept.

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