Is it acceptable to punch a crazy person in the face if he's literally asking for it?
Some of my wife's friends are quite colourful people. One of the closest ones is this guy she's known since they were 11 or 12, and as far as I have understood he has some honest-to-goodness mental issues.
Sometimes when he's visiting, we are going out or throwing a larger party, he starts getting irrationally angry or snappy, and asks me to punch him in the face, as hard as I can. I'd like to point out that while I'm not a boxer, I'm not a small man. He is up to my shoulder - if that - and I'd guess about 120 pounds. A ridiculous runt if I've ever seen one.
A proper punch can actually knock him off his feet.
If I refuse to do it, or on his opinion don't hit hard enough, he turns livid and starts insulting me. I'm not oversensitive but he has a way of getting under your skin when he gets like that.
After getting properly punched in the face, he's suddenly completely calm and in a good mood, thanks me and asks me to not tell my wife, as if she wouldn't tear my head off for laying a hand on that thing.
What can I do about this weird fuck?
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>>17665725
Do a switcheroo and punch his nads.
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>>17665739
I'd have to kneel to reach them.
The weirdest thing is that he's that secretive about it, making sure we're alone and private, pulling me aside. Like he actually needs that fix but doesn't want anyone to know.
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>>17665743
Look, Im not a licensed medical professional, I will the first to admit that, but Im pretty sure punching some mental guy secretly at parties and junk is probably as good a cure to his spaz attacks as any.
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Last week I came back from a long vacation of backpacking where I did some soul searching as well. I am amazingly focused on getting a job and getting back into having interviews, using my network, and staying developed. I'm 25 and just graduated with a Master's, so I'm on some sort of crossroads. This is the area that, I think, I should be focusing on the coming time.
Where beginning of this year, my ex broke up with me, I rationally should have no intention of pursuing any love interests at all. My head says that I should be done with women for a while and focus on myself, but my heart feels something else. Something longing for a sense of partnership. On one hand I am also a bit afraid to get back into the game, and that I don't want a relationship that was bad as my previous (and first) one.
How do I lessen that sense of longing and tell myself that I really should spend more time on myself, self-improvement, friends, and generally just things that I feel like doing?
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Bump^2
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Spend time with yourself, and spend time meeting new women and enjoying their company.
Who knows, you might find a partner that so totally fits your actual life that it only brings good to you because you've learned and grown.
What kind of master's did you graduate from ?
I'm at the same point as you are except I didn't go backpacking yet, am only graduating from a degree. But longing for shared intimacy as much as total autonomy and self love.
Peace.
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>>17666718
I graduated in Human Resources, and at this point I already have some troubles transiting from the student life to actually applying and knowing what I want. Spending time with myself is not that bad, and to be honest I learned a lot to be with myself.
I strongly recommend everyone to go backpacking at least once in their lives. On one hand, it seems logical to 'mind one's business', believing in that love or intimacy will come when one is ready, or something like that.
Hard to believe, but I think we'll be allright one year from now.
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How do I get a faster internet upload speed?
I want to stream games when I play xbox but it keeps cutting off every few seconds and the picture constantly stays pixilated and discoloured on the stream itself.
Is it something I have to buy? I don't know a thing about internet
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>>17665710
This seems like a good question for your local internet service providers.
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>>17665715
This. What are your broadband specs? Hows your console connected to the internet (cable or a wifi)? What router you have?
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Download more ram
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How do I learn to be more humble?
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Do communitary service.
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>>17665818
This, do some charity work or sth
but dont tell anyone. Its very important that you dont brag about it.
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Take a look at your whole existence, this world you live in, this reality that you have created and live inside and remind your self that this all exists for a short while and someday you will perish just like the billions who have come and gone before you. But don't let this make you a cynical and pessimistic person because you are a member of rational humanity. Everyone plays their different role in society you do your part in modesty and go through life not being crushed by the present nor fearing the future.
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>neet
>dumb as fuck
>never went to school because I would rather play video games and read 4chan all day instead
Is it possible to teach yourself all the subjects taught in school? How do I go about doing it?
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Picture related.
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You can teach yourself pretty much everything, math and subjects with math in it will be harder though, you've probably forgotten most of the math stuff, if you ever knew something since you described yourself as a dumb fuck.
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Try Khan Academy. Start with math.
However many subjects in school are pointless.
/adv/, I fucked up. I'm in my room right now half packing a suitcase because I'm pretty sure I'm going to be evicted. I live with this hot girl, her boyfriend and another girl and guy in a flat.
>Last night
>House party
>Bored and lonely, no one I know at this party
>Most people are in the living room or outside on the patio
>I go walking around the flat looking for stuff to do
>Know hot girl (Laura) is outside and I decide to go look in her room
>I have a panty fetish so I go look for dirty underwear but there's no laundry hamper
>Look in her drawers, find her clean underwear but it's just thongs and bikinis and stuff
>Walk into her wardrobe and smell some of her shoes (I kind of have a foot fetish too)
>Hear the door opening too late so quickly hide behind slatted wardrobe sliding door
>It's Laura and her boyfriend
>They start making out and taking off their clothes
>Well, he's taking off her clothes
>She pushes him away and says "no"
>He whispers in her ear and gets on top of her and grinds against her
>She says she has to go back to the party and says no again, then pushes him off
>He shoves her back down
>I think, fuck, i'm watching my flatmate get raped by her boyfriend so I decide to be a hero
>I jump out of the closet and tell him to fuck off
>They both stare at me. She screams
>I go and try to push him off her
>"Get away from him you creep," she says
>He is just laughing at me saying what the fuck
>I leave and go into my room for the rest of the party
It's the next day now and I don't know what to do, but honestly I don't think I'm in the wrong because he was going to assault her. How can I get out of this mess /adv/? We talked all the time and I was really starting to get to know here now I've fucked it up
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It doesn't sound like you fucked up to me, its sounds like karma.
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I don't think it is karma though. I think she's just trying to play it cool but she was in danger. I know I was in her closet but what was happening was a lot worse.
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>>17665690
You obviously should have waited until he actually violated her. I know that sounds cruel, but now you look as the only asshole in that situation, especially if she didn't perceive him a Violation of her consent. If she goes to the police YOU are fucked.
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How do I know that I'm not an pseudo intellectual? 2016-10-13 11:17:30 Post No.17665687
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How do I know that I'm not an pseudo intellectual?
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Hello, maybe some of you anons can help me with this. It really drives me mad.
How do I know that I'm not like that? Or how could I work on that?
I really would like to write down my thoughts or ideas, yet everytime when I try to do so, on the second read I think to myself 'Oh yeah, you think you are very smart'.
Does anyone know what I mean and how I can avoid it?
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>>17665687
Everyone made fun of Luther at the beginning anon.
They weren't laughing after the wars of religion.
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>>17665687
By admitting that you're a pseudo intellectual, you're actually being intellectual
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>>17665687
If you have read history and philosophy and can consider original ideas from multiple perspectives and derive conclusions that are your own from them, you are an intellectual. If you are reading the books from the Barnes and Nobles "smarty pants section and virtue signaling about it on Facebook or in discussions with people talking about "literature", you are a pseudo intellectual. Intellectuals do it for the truth, pseudo int. does it for the social credit.
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So insomniac i can't sleep with my boyfriend 2016-10-13 10:40:44 Post No.17665641
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So insomniac i can't sleep with my boyfriend
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I'm insomniac since i was a kid. Every tiniest sound puts me in fully awake state. I can't sleep with my boyfriend becaus his breath keeps me awake all night. Earplugs won't do in a long shot. No sleep pills have worked for meso far. Please help.
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>>17665641
Have a seen a doctor about this? Insomnia can be a serious issue that can lead to health problems and even premature death, seek professional help.
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>>17665650
I was, he prescribed me some pills. Those make me tored as hell and unable to move but don't put me to sleep - I'm forced to lie awake exhausted af
I've tried different pills but it's always the same.
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>>17665691
Meditation, write down everything you think of before you go to sleep, melatonin, camomile tea.
Alternatively it could be your diet/activity level.
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What can I do if my neighbors are inconsiderate as fuck? Every single day they wake up at like 5 am and they let their dogs outside and they bark constantly.
They bark all day long too and they are always kept outside possibly neglected and they bark and freak the hell out on everything that walks by and even once it's gone they keep going. They bark up until midnight sometimes and usually always pretty late. They get out and roam free, they fuck with other peoples animals, they charge people, shit and piss on people's yards and cars. I've reported it and no one does anything.
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>What can I do if my neighbors are inconsiderate as fuck?
Move.
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Put out a large bowl of antifreeze near where the dogs fuck around. It tastes and smells sweet to them and will destroy their kidneys, which usually kills things.
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>>17665632
You act like I'm a white person that can just up and move because black people started moving in next door
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What happens if I miss jury duty? 2016-10-13 09:33:25 Post No.17665557
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Surely other nocturnal NEET robots experienced this problem before.
>scheduled for potential jury duty at 9AM today
>have delayed sleep phase disorder, normally go to bed around 4AM
>woke up earlier yesterday morning so I would be more tired at night
>took 5 melatonin pills and tried going to bed at 12:30
>lie in bed and try to relax
>don't fall asleep
>don't even feel tired, give up after 80 minutes
>2AM and not going to bed anytime soon
The reporting instructions do include "If you have an emergency where you are unable to come to court, please call the courtroom you have been assigned to directly." So my plan is to call them an hour before and explain I had severe insomnia today and will not be able to make it- then resume napping.
Plenty of times I been able to fall asleep at 1-2AM, so I won't mind if they just reschedule service, but now its 2:30 and I don't feel at all tired. Just lying in bed doesn't help much, whereas going on 4chan, reading or watching TV I eventually get tired enough to just roll into bed and fall asleep in 2 minutes.
On the summons it says you can only be excused for medical reasons if you have a doctor note. I don't see a doctor, and no reason for me to since I can fall asleep almost instantly and sleep uninterrupted if not sticking to a schedule, and taking sleep drugs would cause dependency and all sorts of other side effects, leaving me in worse health, I'm healthy in general and sleep healthy as long as I can go to bed and wake up whenever it happens naturally, no bedtimes, no alarms.
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Just go you fucking pussy.
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>>17665562
>go
>can't stop yawning, squirming around in my chair, and drifting in and out of microsleeps
I don't think so, Tim
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>>17665557
This is retarded.
I have the same problem you have - I naturally fall asleep at 3-4 AM and wake up at 10-11 AM. I've always done that, whenever I had time off. My dad is the same. My grandfather was the same.
Unfortunately the world doesn't adapt to your own rhythm. Go and see a doctor, get sleeping pills prescribed, and fucking sleep like a normal human being. Adapt to life.
Most sleeping pills have little to no side effects, and don't leave you in worse health. I literally feel 100 times better now that I go to bed at 10 PM, sleep 8 hours, have time to exercise, go to classes and live like a normal person.
You're just trying to find excuses because you're a lazy fuck.
Go to fucking court duty.
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>poorfag with depression and asperger, buy shit i know i can't really afford because i think it'll make me happy
>have everything I "want"
>300+ paid games in backlog
>every console i want gathering dust
>PC that runs everything new on at least High; GTX 970 isn't worth upgrading yet
>have a collection of old game boxes, figurines, statues etc collectibles, old handhelds and unused consoles etc that makes me feel anxious when i see them because i "wasted so many years that i could have gotten good at something productive instead"
>often get shit like identity crisis over small shit that 99% of people see as irrelevant, like having a perfect username that immediately tells people of myself, character appearances and names, also shit like if i have a favorite color or not and if zodiac signs represent me well
>after over 20 years of vidya i still am only slightly above average in skill
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>>17665530
So whats the problem?
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>>17665587
Almost all of the above?
How does one deal with it and become a rational thinking normal person?
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>>17665595
Become obsessed with something else than video games?
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I've fallen in love in 1 day 2016-10-13 08:52:57 Post No.17665516
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I've fallen in love in 1 day
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Hey guys, i'm in a pickle here. I've moved to university and ive been here for about 1 month now. i havent made any friends really, except for the people i do group work with during seminars. So yesterday there was a book club meeting and i've been itching to attended functions such as this so i can mind like-minded people and girls. So i got there 5 minutes late and the room is relatively quiet, about 8-10 people tops. I see this girl who fits the description of everything i'd wanted in a girl sitting in the corner and go over to her, i sit beside her and get to know her, once the session ends we catch the bus back to our dorms, the journey was great and she was such a chilled out person to be with.
>share the same interest in books
>she was interested in my music taste and i had given recs
>she was so god damn cute oh god i wish i could hold her
So anyway, i ask her if shes going to the film clubs screening in the evening, she said maybe and if so she'd see me there. So i got there 2 minutes after the doors opened and i looked around the room.
>tfw i see her in the corner of the aisle with some chad
>theyre giggling and having a good time
>feel heartbreak
>cant even enjoy film as i keep thinking about her
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After the film its tradition to go to the campus pub and discuss it. I get there after taking a phonecall and see her surrounded by chad and his friends
>i stick around and talk with some other anons as im too shy to go and speak to her in a group.
I leave after 10 minutes and this is the worst part
> get to bus stop
>hear laughter and voices, i see in the distance its Chad, the girl, and his boys.
>they stand a foot away from me, she doesnt say hi.
> bus comes
> bus drives and stops at one dorm
> chad and the girl get off
>TFW CHAD IS GONNA FUCK YOUR DREAM GIRL WHAT DO?!
THEY LIVE IN THE SAME DORM, after overhearing their convo at the bus stop i came to the conclusion that they met that day, perhaps before the doors opened to the cinema.
How do i get to see her again anons? i cant go to next weeks book club as i have class so its gonna be two weeks until i have i chance. i should've gotten her number. Any advice would be appreciated. I genuinly feel attracted to this girl like none other before, i dreamt about her last night too. I honestly feel like this is love. The equivalent to when i had my first gf 3 years ago
>tfw the sound of her warm voice makes you feel fuzzy.
>tfw she walks past and her perfume is perfect
advice pls, thank u
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First, you're not in love with her.
You idealised her and you have a crush on her.
Talk to her again, ask her number and make a move.
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>>17665523
hmm, anon i feel really strongly about her in such short time. Maybe this is bigger than a crush idk. I just want her to like me as much as i like her
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Where can I seriously discuss religion with people? /b/'s become a cesspool of fucking degenerates it's hard browse more or less post there.
What's your religion or non religion?
Why do you believe in it?
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>/b/'s become a cesspool of fucking degenerates
>/b/'s become
>become
wew
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>>17665485
I am an atheist, but I hold dear the slavic culture of my people and find it really interesting how they displayed deities in a more metaphorical sense and were creative about, in comparison to mainstream monotheistic religions.
What do you want to talk/discuss about?
And yes, /his/ is your best bet of having a decent discussion.
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Day 1 of NoFap challenge 2016-10-13 08:02:05 Post No.17665461
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Ok, /adv/ here's my dilemma. I have a pretty bad porn addiction. I fap about 3 times a day everyday. I can't mentally tell the difference between being bored and horny anymore. It's affecting my sex drive. I have trouble getting it up because my balls are always spent. So i decided to not fap for an entire month and see how it goes. The problem is, this fucking sucks. I can't not think about fapping. So, if any of you guys are NoFappers or have done the challenge before, what helped you get through it? Any tips or tricks that worked? I want to be sexually excited by normal stuff again.
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when i fapped every day i could get hard and could last up to an hour, i havent fapped for about 2 months now and i can barely get hard and i cum too fast(she took it as a compliment but i feel like a complete failure)
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Only once a day for me, but am basically in the same boat. I always tell myself it's time to slow it down, but next time I'm bored I'm at it again.
I did a nofap once, a couple years ago, since I was feeling similar to you. Turns out it's a surprisingly common thing. I had found a site, I believe it's yourbrainonporn, where they go on all about it.
Basically if you power past the urges and nofap for long enough, you can go into a "reboot", and lose nearly all interest in fapping, and eventually everything should become normal.
For more standard advice, staying occupied should help. I would also eliminate any temptations you might have, like porn stashes, or site bookmarks. Staying away from 4chan might help too, since even on blue boards people can post some pretty lewd stuff and set you off randomly.
Dunno how much help that will be, but good luck regardless.
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>>17665686
yourbrainonporn is confirmed to be complete BS.
Not that i dont think nofap can have benefits but OP should just get a job or something.
He faps all day because he has nothing better to do.
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I met this girl a few days ago. I got her Facebook and messaged her through there the next day. Sent her a meme as a way to initiate the condo expected an lol at least but I didn't get a reply. Should I text her back again or should I say fuck it and let it be. Don't wanna seem desperate or anything feel me?
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Try one more - NOT a "why didn't you reply?" rant - and then give up.
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What kind of meme was it?
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>Sent her a meme as a way to initiate the condo
Are you autistic or are normalfags this pathetic?