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>>17669377
You are constipated

Are you drinking enough water?

>>17669403
I don't feel constipated or clogged up, and it's comes out easily. It just hurts on the way out.

>>17669413
I think so, but I'll drink more now just to make sure.

Now I'm going to drink all night.

Oh, missed the sentence
>You said he would
>You said he would be crazy if he don't fall in love with me after I drew a comic strip about him.

Well you know I FUCKING PHOTOSHOPPED CAT EARS to his photo and show it to him, jesus, he's my lovely skeleton crush.

Anon who said we would be a perfect couple I just wanted to tell you that I'm not going for him, he hurts me and even doesn't know about it and I hate that I'm being such a sentimental bitch because of him.

The most sensitive parts of a woman's hoo-ha is on the outside so while you're doing her you should be rubbing her down regardless.

Jelquing increases girth by an inchish and length by 2ish in the first year, try that. Website that has a forum starts with thunder, google it.

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There are two prongs of attack to solve this problem. Either you get the girl to do kegels or you try penis enlargement.

Jelqing works like >>17669302 said, but he is greatly exaggerating the average gains from just jelqing. Realistic gains in a year are about 1 inch in length and .5 inch in girth. Everyone is different and gains different tho. Thundersplace is the best pe website, check out the linear newbie routine or whatever it's called.

I've been jelqing for about 5 months and clamping for about 1. I've gained just .2" in length, but about .5" in girth. So as you can see everyone gains differently.

>>17669268
Lucius?
Damian?
[spoiler]Satan[/spoiler]

Lucian is as good as it gets

>>17669268

there are apparently 66 names you cannot name your child, like they will reject it. lucifer is on the list:

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/198163/here-are-66-names-you-cant-legally-name-your-child/

so is anal. coincidence?

What really gets me isn't so much what she did say or do in an overt manner, but the little-but-not-so-little gestures and quips she would make that made me feel like something was inherently wrong with me. Constantly she would basically shame the fuck out of me for whatever mundane bullshit thing to make me feel like I was stupid, worthless, or in some way lesser to everybody else. If I tried something new, for example, I was a retard. If I made a mistake, I was a retard. If I wasn't fast enough, I was a retard. If I, idk, stubbed my toe, I was a retard. Of course she wouldn't just outright say it, but she would make it very clear with her body language and little snorts and snarky noises
Obviously this bred some very serious insecurity issues with me. Strangely though, for awhile, once I decided I was tired of feeling bad about myself, I actually tried to reach her (and now mine, if you've been reading) standards. It worked great at the peak: I was smart, charismatic, respected, and capable of whatever I wanted to do...on the outside. Though I had a brief period of time in High School where I was actually fulfilled and happy, for the most part I still didn't feel like I was ever good enough, and was neurotically obsessed to the point of deep depression and anxiety (on the inside) with my [i]perceived[/i] failures. I would also find fault in everything I did, it was so annoying.

Then I found my girlfriend of 4 years with a self-inflicted bullet hole in her head. Eventually I cracked, and everything fell apart. Everything I'd ever worked for, or cared about went to the wayside, and who I was died under the rubble that was my former life. I became extremely reclusive, began abusing drugs, and lost all of my friends by way of shunning them and turning into a complete loser. The constant battle in my mind combined with my extreme, irrational emotional responses were just too much for me to carry that long.

For a long time I minimized what happened to me in my childhood, because my Mom and Dad made me feel like I was an idiot for having any complaints. I guess their thought was basically, "it could have been worse". Now they're a bit more understanding I think, since they saw what I was before, and see what I am now. Or more likely just pity me and are easier on me now.

Anyway, I'm just feeling really blue lately and upset that I'm such a shitty failure of a human. I want to blame my parents exclusively, but I know it's also because I'm weak and selfish. I honestly feel worn so thin, and so fragile mentally now. I get so fucking tired and blurry in my head that I don't even know what's going on, can't understand what people are saying, and generally feel like shit about myself. I get so insecure and so paranoid sometimes, so much to the point that I actually hear people talk about me audibly, even when it's clear they weren't saying anything at all. Sometimes I hear people laughing at me, and I just know it's at me, and turn around and nobody is there. Most of the time though it's when people are actually talking.

Intellectually I know that it's not happening, but I still feel so bad about these "voices" that I just shut down every few days. I think it's just a manifestation of my insecurities. My psychiatrist doesn't seem to think I'm schizo, and I've gotten a second opinion that believes the same thing. He says that since I can typically attribute the voices to somebody actually talking, that my brain is just filling i the gaps, because that's just what it does, and because of my insecurity issues it's usually negative shit.

Again I just wanted to vent. My psychiatrist is monkeying with my meds and it's making me feel a lot more down and bleh. Thanks for reading if you did

My mam got abused as a kid in a way that's probably worse or on par with yours, but she was always caring and loving to both me and my sister, I'm pretty sure yours is just batshit insane, or that's a large part of it. You've no idea how much of what she told you is true.

Regardless, it's your life and the past is in the past which you seem to realize here:

>I want to blame my parents exclusively, but I know it's also because I'm weak and selfish.

I'm surprised your psychiatrist doesn't think your schitzo because you're displaying many of the classic symptoms.

Anyway I'd get your hormone levels tested, they're usually a large part of the problem in cases like this, particularly free testosterone.

Whatever meds you're on, make sure you understand exactly what they're doing to you and why. Too many people rely on their doctor to think for them.

Can't offer specific help because I'm not medically trained, but it's quite clear you're mentally ill.

Why would you not buy a laptop with better specs if it was the same price? Just buy the best computer with the money you want to spend. The idea of a "gaming laptop" is pretty silly though. They run hot and you get so little performance. If you want to actually get into PC gaming, then get a desktop and just get a cheap ass chromebook thing for work if it's just for that lowkey stuff like word processing and streaming netflix.

>>17669236

From what I gathered, certain work style laptops are just built better than gaming laptops.

I may be wrong but work laptops have a greater build quality for less specs than a gaming laptop with better specs.

However, I don't know. That's why I'm asking /adv/

>>17669210
Get a laptop that will do what you need and is small and light.

Had a 17in gaming laptop and it sucked. If you want to game just build a desktop rig

Well, think on bright side: you can walk naked when you has a boner and no one will notice it.

It really doesn't matter. Unless you're just sleeping with slutty girls who would actually judge that. If a girl likes you and is in a relationship with you, the size really doesn't matter. It'll be more of a turn off if you're an insecure little boy about it.

>>17669208
Don't worry, my middle finger is almost 4 inches and it's enough to please a woman.

Go out and meet some people

>>17669123
Where

>>17669129
At places people go

>>17669077
Set an easy goal. My goal was/is to play at a level that you can play accompaniment for campfire singalong songs. With a guitar that just boils down to learning a few chords pretty well.

Once you have this down, you can always have that to fall back on. You can still claim you know guitar since that's about the level that half of guitar players play at. Then you should have the confidence to tackle harder shit.

>>17669077

>practice in private first
>practice just one song til you get it down
>then move on to the next song

ojnly play songs you know in public.

>>17669077
Learn the major open chords, minor open chords, barre chords, how to read tabs, and just noodle around a bit. Practice every day, but think of it as recreation and not homework. Learn your favorite songs. You'll get the hang of it before you know. Although you won't feel truly competent until you've been at it for at least a year. And you won't truly BE competent unless you really pour your heart into it.

I mess around on the guitar as a hobby, and I play well enough to enjoy myself and occasionally serenade the ladies, but I don't hold a candle to a *real* musician. It all just depends on what your goals are.

>>17669021
Dude just get the fuck out of there.
She is holding you hostage in the most degrading way possible, not by threatening you in any way, but by threatening herself.
She might kill herself, nothing you can do about that, but that's not your fault, don't EVER tell yourself otherwise. SHE is the one that can't handle life.
She needs this to grow the fuck up. If she becomes depressed for 10 years then that is what she needs to grow as a person.
This thing is going to end either way, the only difference is how long you will sit there being too much of a pussy to finally do what needs to be done.

Sit her ass down and tell her that you guys are done. The way she has been keeping you together has only built more resentment than anything else. If she threatens to do stuff to herself then say that's up to her, you need to focus on yourself and YOUR well being. At this point she might become hostile, put you down with verbal assault and shit, don't let her get to you.
Also I would record the conversation, just in case she threatens to accuse you of rape or something insane like that (you never know, really).

#1: Insure she isn't pregnant, and that you haven't had sex with her in a timeline enough that she could potentially be pregnant from you after the break up

#2 Break up with her

Mean things will be said, both sides will cry, and you've both got a long road of depression ahead of you, even if it doesn't hit you immediately.

>>17669150
Btw, I say this because I went through the same shit. And I stuck with her for years and years, if you don't do this now you WILL regret it for a really long time. Rip off that bandaid

The way of the Buddha.

>>17669020
Stupidity, ignorance, acceptance, emptiness to name a few.

Meth

Go outside.

>>17669004
Go outside

>>17669004
Go outside.

>>17668966

Are you stupid? Women want that other women want, thats the issue with being in a relationship, you become more desireable because its confirmation that a woman likes you which sends a signal out to other women you're desireable.

You might not actually like your girlfriend as much as you claim to if you're willing to risk it just for random whores to jump on your dick.

>>17668966
having fantaisies is absolutely ok.
It doesn't mean you love her less.
Do you trust her ? Do you want to live with her ?
That is all that should matter.

>>17668986
I'm not willing to risk it. I'm not going to leave her because I love her. I just worry that this is real regret.

>>17668898
In case of doubt, yes.

>>17668898
Do you want a child?

>>17668898
Refer to thread about anon freaking out about impending fatherhood. Yes wear a fucking condom.

>>17668849
How close are you to graduation?

If you are clise, might as well finish it off just to have something to show for your work. If you aren't close, then it's a waste of time.

>>17669305
>How close are you to graduation?

2 years.
I've been neet for a long time though, 25 with no job experience.

>>17669309
Getting a degree for the sake of having a degree is almost always bad. And just cause you don't have a degree doesn't mean you have to be neet. Get a damn job already.

Basically your options are to do this degree's field for a living, or to grab a job that doesn't require a degree and do that. Choose whichever you hate less.