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I've been dating a guy for over a month now. He's a virgin, so when it comes to trying to put it in, he loses his erection. We keep trying, and I think he's gotten to the point where he doesn't even want to try anymore, or at least that's how I feel. I give him blow jobs but that's the only sexual thing we do.

A lot of stress has been brought up in my life, so sex would be nice around this time. Most of the time I try to give him head he doesn't want me to because he's either "too tired", or "feeling sick". I haven't had sex since October of last year, and so when I have my boyfriend next to me and I try to do stuff with him and he says no, I get a little frusterated.

Should I say anything to him? He's been worried that I'll leave him because he can't get hard enough to put it in. I don't want to scare him and think that I want to leave him because I don't. I'm just really sexually frusterated. What do?

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>Have GF of 1 year
>She lives at home with parents
>She stays at my apartment 99% of the time
>Her mom offers to let me move in with them so I can save money on rent
>Don't have a car ATM, so this can help me out a lot
>At the same time feel unsure about the relationship because the girl doesn't have sex at all

Am I manipulative for taking this offer? If nothing is fixed by the end of the year and I get my car I probably will break up with her.

I'm 2 years away from my degree and I am living in this state alone with no family.

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How the fuck do you meet new friends to hang with as a younger adult?

Background, I'm a 21M living with my 20F gf. Used to hang out with a few key friends of mine weekly. Around new years I had a falling out with my main friend, and thus I've drifted away from the entire group. I haven't gotten drunk with people or partied at any bars since last fuckin year. It is especially hard to go out and meet people since my gf is about half a year from drinking age (goddam USA, freedom my ass). How do I go out and meet new casual friends to chill with a couple nights a week? All the dudes at my work are all lifters/bros or shady middle easterners. Don't know where else to look

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>6 months ago
>find out girlfriend cheated on me
>we were together for 3 years
>put myself back together and moved on, or so I thought

>meet a great woman
>we hit things off
>known each other for a few months, she's interested in a relationship and so am I
>afraid that she'll eventually cheat on me

How do I get over this insecurity? I would be lying if I wasn't utterly destroyed by my ex. Should I be honest with the current girl about my previous relationship?

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Me and my GF had a little fight.

I just got off work, a late shift, at 10:30. Got home, showered, and we were gonna watch a National Geographic documentary. So we get the TV all set up, but it turns out the doc is region locked so we can't watch it.

She got moody instantly, "well that's what I wanted to watch". So, I have an idea. I wanna watch Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back. Before you take her side, she likes Star Wars too.

NOW, seeing how her mood was I thought I'd try to save the moment with a surprise. I said, "alright, well I've got something I want to see, I'll start it up, and see if you wanna watch it too!"

She doesn't look impressed, I pop the disc in, and she instantly says, "Oh, no I don't wanna watch that."

So I ask what she wants to watch, she mentions a few movies but they're anime, and I'm not really in the mood for that right now... So she tells me just to watch what I want and maybe she'll go to bed.

So I start Star Wars and she just sits there, looking miserable, and flicking aimlessly on her ipad. You know how you can tell when someone is just fucking around on a touch screen? That shit.

So the fucking crawl hasn't even happened yet and I'm tired of looking at her sitting there. So I ask, "are you going to bed or are you gonna sit there looking like a miserable jack ass?"

She says, "Wow, I didn't know you were cunt."

So I said, "Excuse me?"

"You just called me a jack ass", she said in an incredibly defensive tone.

To which I explained the difference between calling someone a jack ass and saying they look like one, then she stormed off...

Now, I'm aware I escalated the mood to curse words, but going from jack ass to cunt faster than you could snap is just fucking unacceptable to me...

tl;dr I suggested gf was a jack ass, she went straight to calling me a cunt, who was in the wrong here?

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How can I prevent guys from catching feels and ruining all the fun?

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Im a straight guy, never interested in other guys. I love to go to my local stripclub on amateur night, but the problem is I get really drunk and it gets dangerous on those nights.

I used to like to sleep it off in my car, lock the doors in the parking lot and drive home in the morning.

I woke up a week ago, with my pants down my boxers soaked in odorless liquid, my butt was sore and I had a raging headache.

Does this sound like gay date rape to you?

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Is it possible to hypnotize your cooperative girlfriend into obeying your lewd/weird commands?

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Hey /adv/

So I'm a medfag and my girlfriend of six years just left me. Everything I'll say will sound childlish, but I really can't put it any other way. It started out a few months ago, when she became reluctant to kiss me, hug me or even sleep with me. I confronted her a week ago about it, as I was a day away from an exam, and were cranky. I pressed to find out what is it exactly that suddenly made her not want to even feel my warmth. The usual happened. She feels no love towards me.

I am no saint, I did put on a lot of weight during my first years of uni work, given how hard and stressful it was for me. I did start engulfing myself into addictions, such as PC gaming and smoking weed. It helped me get through those years. When I finally started to find peace with what I was doing, I started noticing how wrongfully I have treated her. How I shunned her away, when she wanted to become closer to me, and how at times we would unnecessarily quarrel over medical details in front of our mutual friends, just because one had to correct the other.

I have lost ten kilograms so far, just because I wanted her to not feel unattractive when around me. I started treating her better, and I was always responsive to what troubled her. I really felt a change within me, and others noticed it too. But it made no difference, as she took off at the first chance she had. I did tell her to leave my appartment with her belongings, as I could not rein my anger over what happened. She just smiled awkwardly and told me she does not love me, and does not feel the need to show any affection towards me.

So tell me, /adv/, is there any chance? She is an honest girl, but I did find her to be texting her male friend about various things. Small talk. When I told her to stop, I cried and she saw how devastated I was at the mere thought of her cheating on me. I thought she has, but she admitted to me that she hasn't indeed, but that talking with the guy just helped her with her problems.

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I found out I had herpes type two from a blood test, and I have found small warts along my legs. I am fairly sure I got the diseases from Asian massage parlours but I never touched their pussy, and they never have me a blowjob. I fucked one prostitute but I wore a condom and just got a blow job.
I'm in my late 20s and considering commuting suicide, not a threat to myself currently.
How can I live?
Will I ever be able to get a hot chinese wife and kids?

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Hey /adv/
My dad's birthday is coming up and I don't know what to get him.
I'm thinking of a nice electric razor, but I'm still looking for suggestions.
Preferably under $100 US

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I got too fat to work at Hooters

They won't even let me park cars

28 years old. Where can I work now?

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Are my friends just friends with me out of convenience? Sometimes they'll invite me to do something, sometimes they'll straight up lie about their plans and or hide them from me. They almost never invite me to get lunch at the caf (this is university btw), but I always see them sitting together. I think they just have separate group chats or something without me in it. I fucking hate this lonliness. I tried my best to be fun and talkative but they seem to be fruitless. They aren't mean to me (except douche Chad) but they don't seem to want me around much. What the fuck do I do, I've been trying to meet new people but it's not going so well.

I'm just sitting alone in my dorm, again, with no one to talk to while they're probably all out having fun

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I'm finished with school next month and have to find a side job until I attend university in October. Problem is many jobs involve either dealing with customers or getting up early or, most of them, even both.
What are some okay jobs that include neither of this? Don't have to pay good, just want to do something, to have a daily routine etc.

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So my fiancé was about 210lbs a year ago. She complained about having aches in her feet or back pain since she had 40E tits, so she decided to try to lose some weight by coming with me to the gym. Well, she didn’t just lose “some” weight, she lost a third of her body mass and got into much better shape. I’m happy for her because her health has never been so wonderful. The only problem is, I’m repulsed by how she looks now.
Here’s the thing: I’m a chubby chaser. If a girl weighs close to what I do, but all the fat’s in the right places, my dick goes diamond. The sex was phenomenal when she was fat, and she filled out a dress in a way that made me want to fuck her wherever we were. Now, her tits shrunk dramatically from the exercise, and worse, they sag really bad. She used to have incredible thick thighs, but now she’s got those weird runner kind of legs that aren’t muscular or curvy, but just look underdeveloped. No ass or curvy hips anymore, just a pair of legs. Her face got slender too, which also makes me sad because I loved her cute chubby face.
I could never tell her how I really feel, because she already has a terrible self-esteem problem. She hates the way her boobs look now, and while I tell her I still find her sexy as hell, I think she can tell that I wish she was still fat. Outside of physical attraction, I still love her to death and she’s still the woman I want to marry, but I honestly have little to no interest in sex with her.
I don’t know what I’m going to do. She’s joked about getting fat after the wedding, and when she does I smile ear-to-ear. Should I just be honest and tell her that I want her to gain some of the weight back? Do I just buck up and deal with it? She’s happy about all the weight loss, but she still loves to eat and hates going to the gym. Do I just let her gain it back on her own by not telling her to come with me?