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>Me: Why'd you come back to bug me again? I was over missing you until you asked me if I missed you. I told myself I was going to be good and that's when you decided to pop up.
>Her: I like being a little pest.
Wat even do?
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>>18095867
Don't fall for the game. Though I suspect you already lost.
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>>18095867
I had an ex that did this.
Cut all contact and don;t even open any messages she sends
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I've been trying to get into shape forever
But whenever I start a new routine it lasts 2 fucking weeks and then I start saying to myself "why bother" and give up
How do I get past this? My heath is starting to become a concern and I need to change but this just wont stop
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more fresh air
more sunshine
more friends
less internet
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>>18095833
I agree with less internet.
The internet is just a, "solution" to every problem.
Bored? Internet.
Lonely? Internet.
Stressed? Internet.
Learning? Internet.
Horny? Internet.
The problem is that it isn't a real solution. It just delays the problem. The reason these problems exist is because you have no real outlet for them. Sure, watching funny videos online can perk you up, but making friends and having fun together is a much more viable solution. More than just satiate some base desire, you gain so much more.
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>>18095866
I had a feeling something like this was part of the answer. 2.5 years ago I had a nervous breakdown and wound up with 2 mental illnesses diagnosees, fun times. So I've been pretty much holed up in my room doing fuck all. Will work on getting out more
Anyone else have anything to add?
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>gf takes care of grandma in an apartment with two mentally challenged brothers so she can't move out period.
>gf owns shit but for some reason grandma will take her shit and hide it as punishment for something she supposedly did.
>grandma will use this as leverage to force gf into submission and will make gf do whatever the grandma will tell her.
>granny technically owns the apartment via retirement/disability so she can't kick her out
>granny is threatening to take gfs dog to the pound now for no reason.
What do. I'm at my wits end with this dirtbag boomer treating my gf like a fucking maid.
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>>18095727
Take dog into your own custody if you can.
Also you have to talk with your gf about it. Say how you feel about it all, that you don't like her being taken advantage of and she should try to hold her own ground sometime and not be beaten into submission. Even if her grandma is old and frail, there are caretakers for that who are knowledgeable and posses the skills to take care of her until death.
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>>18095727
Its rough but ask her to leave to punish the grandmother
Or do what I did which when I look back at it is insane
Tell her grandmother if she keeps fucking with her you will kill her and make it look like an accident and no one will give a fuck because shes a garbage human bean no one loves.
Or just start taking her shit, what the fuck is she going to do about it
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>>18095727
>gf takes care of grandma in an apartment with two mentally challenged brothers
She is a true hero.
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Hey. I'm not sure if this is the right place for this, but I really want to share and receive some feedback on this sexual problem (it's really not that much of a problem).
Ok, it's about my penis. I'm 21 years old. I just broke up with my ex gf about 3 months ago and now I have a new gf (in a week we'll have 1 month together). So the thing is that with my old gf I had no problems at all with my penis, I got erections when I needed and I came a decent amount, both during sex and when I masturbated when alone and still had a healthy libido on my own (masturbated about 2 times a week). Since I broke up with her I stopped masturbating almost completely and my sex drive has diminished a lot! I haven't had sex with my new gf yet, I'd say we've gotten roughly to 3rd base (I've fingered her and she's given me blowjobs during taxi rides but this doesn't really count since I was so nervous and anxious I just told her to stop haha). (We want to have sex but we haven't got the chance to be completely alone yet). The thing is whenever I'm with her I only get about 80% of my erection! I don't understand completely why, I just never had this problem before. It's been this way for weeks. Also, as I've mentioned, my sex drive has diminished quite a lot, I hardly have fantasies on my own, however, when I'm with her my sex drive is normal I guess, but it's just so weird to not get random erections on my own as I used to. Also, whenever I force myself to masturbate (since I never really feel the urge to do it) I cum so little, about 1/3 of what I used to.
I'm sure that if I were to have sex with my new gf I would get a full erection easily, specially if we did it in a comfortable place. It just bugs me how my libido when I'm alone dropped and how I only get about 80% of an erection when doing 2nd to 3rd base things with her.
P.D. My new girlfriend is way cuter than my ex gf and I love her so much more, so that's not the problem.
Sorry for the rusty english.
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help ;_;
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Im a 18 year old virgin and normaly i dont mind beeing virgin but in the last couple of days i had a feeling that i must lose my virginity now. Im pretty inexpierenced in terms of beeing with woman and dont know how to get pussy. Please help and sorry 4 bad english
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Jeez, Billy. Is this you?
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>>18095702
Wait 3 more years and then feel some real feelings.
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>Started a new job
>Been working there a few weeks now
>I'm young(22)
>Notice an older lady(early 30s) always looking at me
>She always joking around with me and laughing at my joke
>I catch her constantly staring at me
>Always need my help with shit
>Can't tell if she's flirting or just trying to be nice
>She has a child and a husband and has been married for 17 years
I have no idea if she actually likes me or just being friendly. I really wanna find out but I don't wanna make shit awkward for us since we work together and she also has a husband. How do I throw a bone at her to get a really clear sign she wants me?
Any tips or phrases are welcome I really wanna find out without fucking shit up too bad.
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30+ year old women who take an interest in early 20s men are likely to be emotionally immature and stunted in some way. Husband to? Dude, stay away. Drama can destroy your life, that's no exaggeration. It looks like I am just untangling myself from something that escalated over two weeks and may loose a whole social circle as a result, and I consider myself lucky.
Protect yourself and find people your age.
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>>18095691
Thanks bro. I don't know what I was thinking.
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>>18095705
You're welcome anon. Trust me, being ignored on tindr for months is more gratifying than dealing with a hook up (since that's all this would be) that would very likely turn sour.
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I'm starting to get a grasp on this whole self-improvement process. I'm losing weight, got a new haircut, looking for a job, saving up to move out of my parents place, etc.
There's one problem.
I don't know how to find things to do. I have no car at the moment due to not having any money, and I live with my parents in the suburbs.
How do I find things to do to keep negative thoughts and habits away?
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>>18095542
Reading. 4chan is famous for just that: having so much content that it leaves you no room to be in your own self.
Books. Get 'em while they're out there. Maybe visit a library, or look for garage sales that'll inevitably happen this spring.(Spring cleaning)
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>>18095620
What kind of books?
I'd love to get involved in the local music scene, but I don't know how to get involved or discover a music scene since my community is so small and there's not much teenagers or college aged students.
Should I just go out walking tomorrow and see where it takes me? Where should I walk to?
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my parents like screaming, being the loudest people in the world and they like being obnoxious.
How do i get them to stfu?
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cut yourself
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>>18095509
i bite my nails. it doesn't help
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Walk away till you can't hear them anymore
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I just missed THE call from the place I interviewed for last week. Since I already interviewed I assume it's to say I got the job.. or that I didn't.
They called at 3pm, left a voice mail saying to call them back, so I did several times at 5pm, but it was always just a machine so I left a message.
I guess their office is closed now or something I don't know why thEY WON'T PICK UP PLEASE PICK UP I NEED MONEY.
Now I'm worried they're just gonna give it to someone else or already have, it's not like this is some huge important job, it's basically janitor-tier work in a hospital so why would they care to wait for me to respond, right? Or no? How does this work?!
Should I call them early in the morning tomorrow? What are the odds they gave the job to someone else since I didn't answer? Or what if I didn't get it and they just wanted to tell me that?
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Just call them back ASAP tomorrow
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>>18095403
Start looking for more jobs. Having more than one potential employer is preferable, and no employer will be salty about a potential employee looking for work in multiple places. So saying to one employer that "sorry I passed an interview with another employer already" isn't as taboo as you think. It's actually startlingly common.
There is no reason not to look for work in multiple places. Pick up yourself, leave your baggage at home, and go hunting.
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any doctor here
>i have phlegm in throat but i dont have cough or sneeze for past 2 weeks
>i have headache and low fever every night
>i feel kind a weak sometimes
what is this ?
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>>18095395
Seek professional and certified medical assistance. It can be nothing, or it can be life threatening.
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Has anyone here had success in becoming a primary school teacher (grades k-6)
The idea has always kind of interested me, here in Australia high school kids are a bit obnoxious and I can't really be bothered to deal with them. I like the age range too but not pedo I just think little kids are funny and I like the way they live their lives. I also want kids to get interested in things, I still remember and respect some of the good teachers that I had that were fun and made me interested in learning, I want to be like that.
I'm not too fussed about the pay which I assume isn't great.
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>>18095265
>Has anyone here had success in becoming a primary school teacher
no
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>>18095268
Well I assume there's at least a couple, I've noticed a few anons have mentioned that they were teachers before.
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>>18095265
>I like the age range too but not pedo I just think little kids are funny and I like the way they live their lives.
I know what you mean. I've worked as a summer camp counselor in the past for 2nd and 3rd graders and they're hilarious. There's always those few kids who are more mature than the others and they're usually the cool ones.
>tfw was talking about Run DMC with a 3rd grader
was surprised he was allowed to listen to it.
also
>see autist kid spergging out over a bee flying in his face
>see it and tell a counselor-in-training to go and help him
>as I'm talking to the CIT I see the kid pick up a can of bug spray from his bag in a panic
>he's holding it the wrong way
>ohfuck.jpg JOSH WAIT
>sprays it directly into his eyeballs
>starts flailing
>carry him to the nurse
Felt bad for him but it was pretty funny watching it unfold in slow motion desu
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I know this will be another classic "broke up what do" thread in your eyes but I dont know where else to post this.
I broke up with my ex 5 months ago and we ere together fro2 years. Tomorro w I will cut off contact with her.
Today I went on a tinder date with a girl and it made me realize how lonely i will be fo r he reast of my life because any other girl other thamm my ex feels completely alien an foreign to me.
I miss my ex, ı love my ex
At the moment I am crying and drunk ant the same time. I have been crying for the past hour.
I dont know, what to say, help.
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>>18095256
Kill yourself
No I am kidding bro, dont do it.
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>>18095256
dont make broad generalizations about the rest of your life. ever.
realize there is more than one type of companionship. if you dont have any romance, focus on strong friendsihps. no friendships? easy to make some. but also there's your relationship with self.
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Time will heal you.
It will suck at first but you will get over her in due time.
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Workplace, Independence & Women Help.
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So basically my life has started to vamp up and I can't really deal with it atm and need some advice.
At work I just started training 2 high schoolers for an apprenticeship (my job) but they must have some mental quirks because they are so hyper it runs my battery to empty. One of them sliced his arm open today because he didn't wear PPE even though I told him ahead of time and he wasn't wearing the right gear so he got completely filthy and dirtied the workplace trying to clean himself (which I had to clean his mess afterwards). How can I deal with these high-strung kids while staying sane?
For independence my parents have threatened to boot me out of the house becoming a daily threat full of yelling and smashing doors etc. I have lots of money saved but cannot find even a room where I can sufficiently live on my own. Basically whats a cheap method to living alone because I can't live with other people I am 100% introvert.
Then I have a co-worker who has asked me out for a second time (first time I essentially said no). She is much older than me, taller, hyper, very far left-liberal (I am far right conservative) as today she reamed a co-worker out for animal abuse which I thought was a bit over the top. Shes attractive but she wants me to go dancing with her and I personally hate dancing and suck at it. I strongly believe women should ask guys out (something that rarely happens) but for my current scenario don't feel ready for such an event and I will admit I have hypergamy traits.
I am such an introvert I just love being alone and locked in my room to my own accord in the dark and with all these recent events plus my current curricular activities and friends its just starting to become to much. I used to see a psych in the past when I was depressed is that maybe what I have to start doing again or perhaps medication? I'm not really depressed just overwhelmed. Any help is appreciated (pic unrelated).
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Good
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>>18095234
hoping for a better answer than this
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>>18095169
>(which I had to clean his mess afterwards).
get him to do it, youre not his mom.
Good looking guy not hitting on girls gets treated like a creep
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I am a good looking guy that's good with women. I go out a lot and can almost guarantee getting laid every time. However, I am in college and in class if I sit next to a girl they often act normal and cool but then will avoid me and sit somewhere else next time in class... I seriously am baffled and don't understand. Please serious responses. I know that I am not an ugly weirdo and I have good hygien. Also let me clarify that I am not hitting on them or being weird in any way just being friendly like I would to a guy. Serious responses not asking for a pic or accusing me of hitting on them and being a creep would be appreciated.
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I get the feeling you're a bit up yourself.
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>>18095119
You are doing SOMETHING to them if all of them leave. Maybe not hitting on them, but you clearly make them uncomfortable. What are you doing? We don't know, sorry. Think dude, you were there.
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Maybe the college demographic women don't find you attractive. Haha creep!
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I need a legality advice check
>girl tells guy she wants to do master/sub, big fantasy
>girl invites guy over for drinks
>girl and guy make out instantly
>girl and guy go, get food, hang out, come back, make out
>girl and guy agree to master sub
>girl and guy set up safety word
>guy starts to work, she calls him master, she has him call her his slut
>making out, guy gets handsy she says no, wait till next time
>he tries to get handsy again, she says no again
>guy asks her, are you using the safety word established, she says no she is not, he then continues
>make out some more, she rubs him, he cums on her
>she tells him it was hottest night of her life
>she calls him sexy, walks him to his car, they kiss goodnight and he drives home and want to see each other again, no clothes ever fully came off and no sex aside from the rub off
>guy wakes up to text saying he took advantage of her
>guy has police show up at his door asking questions about the night
>guy shows texts of her admitting she agreed to the master/sub and cant answer why she didint say no to using the safety word
How fucked is the guy?
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Not fucked at all.
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>>18095085
The guy is a total dipshit.
You don't just say "yes senpai I'll be a dom and you a sub", the relationship needs to be established first.
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sub/dom and the language used is the epitome of cringe. i don't get how anyone could ever take it seriously