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Yes, help.

use a stall easy peasy

>>18098290
I have the same problem.
It's called Paruresis or shy bladder.
I have to use a stall.

Give a single deep thrust and hump further forward like you still had an inch or two to insert, pulling out as little as you can. This will really pressure her clit

With my gf we sometimes try to just stand still when I'm inside. Protip: it's impossible, but feels awesome to try.

Girl always cums after penetration for a few minutes then put her on top and have her rub her clit up and down on your pubic bone area while you are deep inside her and controlling her movement. Think of it like you're rubbing her clit with your body while being inside her and screwing her without much in and out action.

If they really needed it they would have paid instead of wasting breath shouting and throwing things

Firstly, don't take responsibility for the rules you're set by. If you let everybody take medication before it is paid for, that causes all other kinds of problems. You're not somehow bad for following rules.

As for what they said, I think it shows you a lot about this kind of person, and they are not worth feeling bad about. Anybody who is willing to say 'Shove it up your ass' to somehow just following a pretty sensible protocol in a store is probably an asshole, or having a bad day.

If they're an asshole, you should forget about it. It is probably a constant in their life, and the small interaction is just a footnote on both your lives.

If they've had a bad day, they probably feel as bad as you once they've stopped having a tantrum.

Don't blame yourself for other people's rudeness OP :) Hopefully this was useful. You seem like a good person who needs dat sleep.

How bad are the dorms in the second one?

There was vomit on a Saturday morning other than that it was okay

>>18098193
Which one is a better research institution? Which one gets more grants, has higher end equipment? These will be very important.

What's your major gonna be?

Professors are very important. A good letter of recommendation is invaluable.

2 year old pregnancy? You should get that checked.

>>18098175
I hAve 2 kids back 2 back

>>18098177
You tied them up back to back?
Are you holding them hostage?
PLEASE DON'T HARM THEM
THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING

sorry mate, she's not interested

hope you didnt pay for everything.

Do you think it's worth trying to date her again?
Should I message her or wait for a few days?

how long have you been doing it? as long as you don't let it get out of control, I don't see why you'd stop. does coke tolerance go up fast?

>>18098069
Started around January, it was usually just once or twice a month for fun.

I make sure it's never on a week day and just when I have fun going out, but I mean I occasionally do it when I have extra work to do, like today.

It doesn't really. I mean, when I tried it my first time, I could only handle one or two lines, but it gradually grew to 1 gram a night, but nothing more. Really, a gram is all that you need, anything more is pretty unnecessary unless you've been doing it for years.

But I don't know, does this technically make me a drug addict? I feel like I'm a very high functioning one if I am

A bird lives its life and drops dead in the frigid cold of winter without ever feeling sorry for itself.

I remember there was once a time when I was complaining to my girlfriend that things weren't going well for me and I felt like the universe put me at a disadvantage that stopped me from doing what I wanted. Poor background, dysfunctional family, little social circle. I was expecting to receive some sort of support from her but instead she told me that I feel sorry for myself a lot. It took me a bit aback because it seemed insensitive at the time but I realized that she was right, but not before I felt sorry for myself for feeling sorry.

Self pity really corrupts the mind. It makes you feel good for a temporary amount of time because it gives you a reason behind your suffering. It lets you feel "right" for feeling unmotivated. But it doesn't lead to anything. It's not constructive in any way. The most you're gonna do by feeling is have feelings, you gotta have action.

Youve got bigger responsibilities than to worry about your ex. You got the interview coming up and grades to keep. I know its harder done than said but you need to understand that part of your life is over, but other parts are still going. Let them crash in flames, and you'll have no one to blame but yourself.

Get a grip.

>>18098073

I hear you. I'm trying to keep the woe-is-me attitude to the minimum, hence why I've asked for help in getting over this situation because I know I have bigger things to worry about.

I find that it's hard for me to love someone, but when I do, I do so with all my heart, so this has really been a kick in the balls.

>>18098077

All true.

Dreams don't mean shit, faggot. You're just a lonely cuck with nothing better to dream about.

>>18097999
Just do what I do anon, play an mmo do much you dream about it.

>>18097999
because youre lonely op

just fap with the other hand, come on dude..

No. The reason they have a robust cast is that they want your hand to heal precisely right. A hand is not something you want to fuck up.

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>he doesn't use Clover

>>18097767
Uhh, I'm listening to music right now, and I have no issued. Try buying an uncucked phone like a Samsung

>>18097763

First of all, fuck the age bullshit; life shouldn't be counted in "age" but in experiences. Gratz for having your first kiss experience.

Now, you haven't kissed with love. I have, and it is the most glorious experience ever, well second to making love.

I once felt like in the fucking space kissing those soft, little wet clouds she has as lips. Fahk.

>>18097763
I've only kissed one person and I feel the same way. I thought I was in love with him, so I don't know why I didn't feel anything. It just felt forced and odd. I love holding hands and cuddling though. Weird.

Kissing is really only good when you're with someone you care about. Just like sex. Anything else is just "going through the motions". Source, have long time girlfriend I will marry, have also had a few one night stands.

It's normal. The nerves inside your teeth are still adjusting to the new material. If your fillings are amalgam or gold alloy, they also conduct heat/cold much faster than dentin, so try to avoid too hot or cold food.

The pain should start to slowly decrease after a couple of days and diminishes totally after 1-3 weeks of operation. Take some paracetamol meanwhile. When I had a cavity filled, the pain became tolerable after 4 days, and after 2 weeks everything seemed quite normal.

If the pain is hellish and unbearable after a week, the fillings are leaky, wrong size, poorly attached, or there's still caries underneath. If this becomes the case, get a dentistry appointment asap.

>>18097809
Thank you! Feeling much less worried.
I never had a cavity before, I wasn't expecting it to hurt this much after.
I'll take some paracetamol and rest.

>>18097809
>>18097818
The fucking paracetamol meme. OP you should only take it if the pain is literally unbearable. And I mean literally madening. Paracetamol just shits all over your liver.

No, its money used to support your needs, such as food, housing, electricity ect. Can't hurt to ask for some of it, but no, you aren't entitled to it.

>>18097731

No. The purpose of child support is for the parent who takes care of the kid daily to pay for the immediate needs like food, shelter, clothes, etc. Sure, some single parents make arrangement so they can save the money for their kids college or something, but that's entirely up to them. Underage kids don't directly benefit financially from this arrangement.

>>18097754
Great. So now I'm dead in the water. She put herself in debt to put me through 12 years of catholic school indoctrination.

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>>18097728
Yes

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I believe he does because of the welfare programs.

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>>18097728

The short answer is absolutely fucking not.

The long answer is there is no place these days for reliable news and everyone, including Michael Savage, knows that the more inflammatory, edgy, controversial, loud and boisterous you are the more coverage, attention and subsequent revenue you will receive.

Its also the best way to gain die-hard fans. Think Milo Yionnapolous, Tomi Lahren, Alex Jones etc.. All thesenpeople who receive weekly front page headlines not for their factual accuracy, valuable insight or fair interpretation of the truth, but merely the controversy of their words and not so much the actual content of the words themselves. People on one side take up arms to call them racists and bigots and insane and the other side takes up arms to argue the opposite.

Both sides end up dumping money into these people's pockets just on clicks, ad streams book deals alone. Meanwhile, I'd be surprised if Milo or Tomi or Alex actually believe any of the words they're saying.

They're modern day trolls. Michael Savage is another opportunist in the sense that he knows people are stupid, poor and scared enough to buy his horseshit "Scorched Earth" book and he doesn't need to bother relying on evidence, facts, numbers or logic. All he needs is rhetoric. All he needs is to provide angry people with a boogeyman; to make people scared into thinking that everyone else is lying to them and he is the truth.

Its quite ingenious if you really think about it. As long as the fear machine keeps rolling the money will as well. I wouldn't use the word "credible" to describe any polarizing figure in the news world.