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Or this one. What do I get /adv/?

>>18381396
>>>/o/

miata

Just say "OK"?

why and with whom do you get into arguments?

>>18381263
just say if

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LHBxsDYavo

>>18381198
Yes your body will release _________ when you ejaculate and orgasm well and that will make you tired.
Try to do it in the evening or it will affect stuff throughout the day

>>18381198

Cool. Tell me more about your benis. Do your arms grow tired and sore after wanking?

>>18381231
>tell me more about your benis
>asks about my arms
Is this some passive-aggressive way of pointing out that I'm not actually asking for advice? In that case, how do I not feel tired after a wank.

>>18381193
Yes they can drug test you ...will they who the fuck knows ! Have your grandpa's piss on standby

Yes you stupid millennial : 90% of places drug test. You can either

A) Stop smoking pot for like a month then go in, pee clean, get job, and start smoking again

B) Google urine dilution, dilute your urine by drinking WATER, pee clean, get job, smoke still

C) Google QuickFix, SUBSTITUTE urine with synthetic urine... DONT FUCK UP THE TEMPERATURE LIKE A FUCKING MILLENIAL .... then keep smoking

welcome to the world, remember you are inferior to all generations before you - I wish you luck

fucking retard

>>18381161
You need to question your girl first, OP. From your story she behaves like she has more thing she keep hidden from you.

As for the ex-bf, the way it goes I think you could either out-psycho him and straight up fuck him up or chill out and if he's really get the nudes out you could just go to the police and ask the fuzz to get a restraint order on his ass.

Let this be a lesson to anons. Never send nudes to someone and never let someone take nudes of you.

And, OP, some states have revenge porn laws. I'd look more up on that.

>>18381161
Report him to the police.

Bump 1

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>>18381039
I have the same thoughts everyday forced to wonder about sim theory holographic universe existentialism everyone around me doesn't care def could be in simulation. I think simulation = quantum mechanics = potentiality field = new age thought all is the same

Ik how you feel man, not exactly, but i can relate.Rick and Morty explores this kind of nihilistic view, and i find its answers are incredibly uplifting. Do some research on Albert Camus. Dan Harmon talks about how as you go further out, things start to seem meaningless. You zoom out, your only 1 in billions of humans, you zoom out more, our start system is 1 amongst trillions etc. But its when you zoom in you find happiness simple things, like watching tv with your family. He says thats what matters. Its wrong to say nothing matters. To the world? Yes. But to you, it shouldnt be that case.

So far my research has found that time doesn't exist we have multiple lives all happening at the same time and also there is a correlation between the Seth material sim theory quantum mechanics and remote viewing. Had to do with brain waves in beta and other non alpha states. Some ppl activate that with meditation but I think sound does it for me

>>18380991
She's a keeper, definitely keep her. If you care about having fun with your youth I think it's normal, go out have fun, really.

A solution is might be to go out have fun while keeping her. Have sex with others, but don't tell her keep it secret.
It's kinda like how married couple who seem like role model and raise their kids right but still have secret affair that'll go into their graves.

>>18381283
thanks a ton for the advice, don't want to be impulsive about this so really anything helps. your suggestion is a viable option for many, but I could never bring myself to cheat on her. cheers

>>18380991
>youth getting lost
Dont be idiot op. Do you know how other girls vaginas feel? Exactlx same as your gf. Somr girls are just more tight and some have better kegel muscles so it drains you a biz better.

But casual sex is overrated as fuck. You cant compare it with your gf sex you love. Dont be dumb, read what have you written about loving her and stick with it.

>scared of commitment
Dont marry until you decide you want children. And until you impregnste her, you can bail any day out. So no biggy. Until
>i love her so much
holds true, you DONT break up silly. As with the threesome part, never try to do it again, threesome can damage relationships very quickly in the samr way as cheating does. Seeing your partner to lust after somebodx else can be cery painful experience.

Tldr. Hug her, say her you love her and keep dating her and slowly but surely plan your future together like (job, home, number of kids, work, who will be stay at home, nancy etc).

Dont be scared of staying with one girl forever. It isnt that long and you have something most of us dont: lovely relationship.

Remember, you dont have to msrry now. Until you love her, you CANT break up. Buy her flowers and try
http://mojoupgrade.com/
and buy some adult toy like magic wand.

Have fun and good luck with your qtie.

>>18380906
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Hello, newfag. How's your first day?

Just talk to them and ask them out. Not really that hard. You're overthinking things.

>>18380906
Just keep asking girls out that you are interested in, they'll say yes or no; but you have to ask. And you're 18 man, I know it seems really stressful and that "everyone has a relationship". But you need to just chill, focus on your education and find a girl that you want to be with, not a girl for the sake of having one.

>>18380911
The girls I want to ask out are girls I am typically friends with for a while, and I generally really value that friendship. I wouldn't want to ruin that friendship... or does that not typically happen?

Canada would take you

You are pathetic OP
Haven't you noticed no matter which political force is in power, your life always stays pretty much same? Jokes on you

>>18380923
Another possibility. But it's less about which actual country and more about what other factors influence my choice of country.

>>18380941
And what makes you think you know my life?

"Strange" in the sense that it's uncommon, sure. But many sexual things are strange. Who cares as long as you both enjoy it.

Make sure she drinks lots of water though. You don't want to burden your kidneys with concentrated urine all the time, plus it tastes milder.

Well, I wouldn't do it but it's not really strange no.

>>18380854

ive seen gifs of it on /b/ so it doesn't seem that weird to me. honestly there are very few fetishes that seem weird to me, but im all sorts of weird.

i get off on the idea of a twinkie little white boy being gangbanged by black men as his father is forced to watch, ocassionally being forced to kiss his son on the lips as black guys piss on to their faces.


so honestly that just sounds tame to me at this point. the gif's ive seen of it are hot too so i cant blame you for being into it, especially if they are stil lwearing jeans or something

>>18380709
If you are in a relationship but still give a shit about other chicks 1. your immature 2. not the right girl

>>18380719
im not so sure, seems common

>>18380709
The way I see it, thinking about it is normal as long as you don't act on it.
Finding a girl that doesn't make you think of other is extreme and will lead to so-called oneitis syndrome which from what I've seen is one of the main source of problems that this board have with girls.

>>18380678
You pay your house off first then you do whatever the fuck your dirty heart desires.

>>18380683
Well once i get to that point when i'm in my mid 40s, i'll be sure to do that. Right now however in my late teens i'm not going to be able to do that.

Go to college knowing what you want. Don't waste time exploring. I would ask myself what do i like the most. Then compare it to my goals.

>>18380675
You get your dick down her throat. She's a slut ok . Sluts are always falling in love. Or use her for some money

>>18380675
Seems like she's dating multiple people but just doesn't want to let you, and likely the other guy(s) know. Nothing wrong with dating more than one person at a time, but when it's time to become exclusive, that shit needs to stop. Also I would be a little wary about her not being straight up with you about the situation, but I can understand why she may not want to come out and say it to try and not make you jealous or whatever.

>>18380768
As for what you should do... ignore it --for now.

Keep dating, having fun and shit. She will drop the others if she really likes you. Play the field yourself and don't be exclusive unless she makes it clear that she wants that.

>>18380612
Ignore your parents and get tested on your own. Where I live the minimum age to go alone is 16, but you should be over 18 if you're here.

>>18380612
Based on the clarity of your writing and, even more, on your sensitivity to your father's non-verbal signals and your sister's, you do not at all sound autistic or even asperger-y.

That's not to say that there can't be something wrong that your father isn't facing up to, but I think you're barking up the wrong tree with autism.

"Dad, I don't know what it is, but I feel that I have some sort of mental limitation that is keeping me from happiness. I'm old enough and brave enoug to find out what it is. Please let me."

>>18380612
what would getting tested accomplish though.
it doesn't even matter at all.
by the way, how much sun exposure do you get?