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She was a ho and used you. Don't lose your confidence, she certainly had it all figured out when you both started dating. It wasn't serious. You'll find someone that suits you, don't worry, you'll be fine.

>>18380580
This guy is correct. She used you. You probably paid most of the bills . It's time to give us the nude pics.... oh you were that stupid too when she said no pics you said ok.

>>18380573
Your only course of action is to make a shit ton of money and be successful.

Doesn't get her back but it's a good fuck you.

>>18380454
"Oi baguette Eiffel Tower Louvre Latte".

Truxt me OP.

>>18380454
Foux du fafa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5hrUGFhsXo

Either gifs or Google translate

I mean seriously, how did you not think of google

>>18380385
leave an e-mail I'll text you if you want to talk

similar problem, I plan out everything, from the way I get to work, to how I interact with people,...
pretty much everything is planned out in advance, and any deviation from the plans stresses me out
everything must be in order, and friends are slowly leaving me behind since Im shit at adapting on the go while not accepting help from anyone I know (pride or some shit)

>>18380385
By studying hard science :)
Gauss was a manwhore
Von Neumann was a party animal
Einstein was a straight playa
Feynman was a famed undergrad pussies slayer
Lev Landau was polygamous "free love" believer.

See the effect of hard science on decent looking men.
None of them are loners. If you do something that requires most memorization it only amplifies your autism.

Nothing. You rest, drink water, and when you stop feeling like throwing up eat.

>>18380323
Lots of water and a big breakfast.

>>18380323
Get someone to grab you a cold ass coke

That was the best thing for my first ever hangover

I shave it every other day for comfort alone
Ain't had long pubes in years

Its great and I'm happy. I don't care about the opinions of some thot though

>>18380302
I would recommend trimming the hair above your penis with an electric trimmer, not scissors. I wouldn't shave that area though, just trim it down so it looks like regrowth. If you shave it you will most likely have a bad rash, thats worse than hair I think.

Anyways that's what I do, and I shave any hair that is attached to my genitals, for some reason I don't get a rash on that area.

trim it. Don't shave it off completely, cut it with hair clippers or with scissors so it's not completely hairless (it would just look weird if you have hairy legs and get itchy), but it's not a mess of hair sticking everywhere either. Do shave your balls and penis shaft if you have hair there though.

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>>18380299

Go to a doctor you fuckin moron

Wanna talk it out on Omegle?

>>18380113
I don't know what test anxiety is

But I'm currently going over insomnia and Anxiety

>>18380113

Fuck yes I have that shit. I have a very big test on Monday so I know I'm going to be sick that morning before I go

>>18380092
seems legit since it blocks foreign countries.
If scam it should welcome foreign callers

>>18380180
Whats the worst case scenario if I call this and it's some sort of scam?

>>18380194
dont call with your real phone number lmao

>>18380091
No.

>>18380100
Believe in Kek buddy, dubs confirm stop being autistic and get a gf

>>18380091
Kek wants you to have instead a pink my little pony tattoo.

>Rimless glasses
You'd better be an 80 lbs Asian bottom bitchboy. Otherwise you're just a greasy fedora.

Just buy new lenses and frames from Zenni Optical.

>>18379900
They're super confortable and make me look smart tho, they're also extremely durable :(

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>>18379919
>Bad excuses for bad decisions

It's almost been a month for me. Urge goes away eventually. Sex is a little more intense. Avoid all porn dude. Like shit I would avoid 4chan altogether

Im 27. I tried it couple times but after a week or so i get wet dreams so i rather fap than clean bed sheets.

>>18379869
no fap is a terrible meme. What affects you is a thing called the death grip. You can masturbate, but try not to masturbate multiple times a day.

please respondus

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>>18379868
Degrade her desu, think to youself that she's not worth it. Plus its obvious that she didn't want you the same way you wanted her, and in the end you just gotta move on.

Peace bro and make time to come to terms with your cuz passing

>>18379927
You get a lighter and watch it burn

>>18379757
Honsetly, just tell them you don't drink much. There are tons of reasons for not drinking, and lots of people have their own reasons. If you can't articulate it, or if you think they'll call you a bitch, here's a few excuses you can throw.
>I did something really stupid once, and I feel like a shitty person every time I drink.
>My dad/mother/other childhood figure, drank, and I don't like to think about them.
>I drunk post on 4chan.
>I'm an angry/mean drunk.
>In college I started putting my beer money aside for other stuff and saved like a grand. I really haven't drunk since then.
Most of these either appeal to logos or pathos. If your coworkers are more intellectual guys throw the money one and they'll think you're more responsible. I would advise against the drinking parent or stupid decision lie because there's always the chance they'll start pressing and it's the kind of thing that may come up again, and you don't want to get caught out on a lie like that. Alternatively you could make yourself busy on (I assume) fridays. Or at least pretend to have a regular thing on fridays. Movie night, game night, D&D, bondage basement, etc.

>>18379757
If you say 'no, I don't really enjoy drinking' and go home that'll probably do it. There must be other people at work that don't join them?

>>18379757
Suggest an alternative. "Instead of drinking, why don't we ry the new Chinese restaurant"

>>18379650
Love is an abstract concept that has no solid definition, it's made up of a variety of feelings, thoughts, desires, etc. which varies from person-to-person. If love was a definable and tangible thing you (and so many others) wouldn't be asking this very same question. It's up to you to define it and decide whether you love him or not. As you say you're 18, you have no idea now, and that's fine. Just enjoy the ride.

>>18379650
Sounds like more than I've ever had with anyone I'd been with. But truly, only you can define what love is to you, and I feel like love is different for different people.

I once dated a girl just like you. Protip: you're crazy.

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>>18379522
>Because of these issues, he's very quiet and I feel like I'm always the one starting conversation.
Pic related.

>All of this contrasts to me as I'm very optimistic, chatty, spontaneous and excitable. This makes me question if he's really the right person for me.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X3Ou4-PyPIA

>I also am worried that if I leave him that his self worth will go even lower, and that he'll blame himself for being shitty, when in reality it's just that his personality just doesn't suit mine.
You can't stay with the person just to keep their fragile ego intact. You can try to help them understand but in the end everyone is responsible for their own life and it's up to him if he is capable of facing problems in a mature way.

>>18379522
>I know there is a "honeymoon" phase to every relationship. I'm wondering to myself on whether I'm just experiencing the end of that or if I'm just not meant to be with him.
This might be little over the top but there's a point
http://thepowerofideas.ideapod.com/zen-master-explains-men-women-can-never-friends/

>>18379574
RE: The picture; we've talked about his quiet nature before. It's something I actually found intriguing when we gmfirst started dating. He feels bad that he can barely talk to me and said he wanted to work on it; it's something he brought up before I even mentioned it bothering me. I feel bad for having it bother me in the first place. I know he wants to; I feel like he is just unable to come out of his shell and be who he really wants to be. Which makes me wonder if I should continue coaxing him ane waiting for him or if it will be worth it. That's also why I feel like he doesn't have much personality.
That video was very interesting and put some things into perspective. Gives me a lot more to question.
That's a good reminder that I shouldn't be responsible for his ego, however, I just feel bad being a heartbreaker. Basically I feel like he is a really good person with lots of potential, but he can't come out of his shell so I feel like I'm just waiting on him to improve. So I don't know if I'm being impatient or unfair by wanting to leave before he even becomes who he wants to be.
Not sure what youre implying by the last link. Are you suggesting I just need an open relaionship? I have done a lot of casual stuff before. It is exciting in the moment but ultimately ends up making me feel empty and alone.

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>>18379677
>That's a good reminder that I shouldn't be responsible for his ego, however, I just feel bad being a heartbreaker.
Pic related. You can do break ups in a constructive way but in the end it's up to him if he's going to be heart broken or not. And he has to learn to face hardships. You can't do that for him.

>Not sure what youre implying by the last link. Are you suggesting I just need an open relaionship?
I'm not. I just feel there are some great insights to a realtionships and to a life in general.

TLDR everything changes all the time. Realize that even when you are married you will not love each others all the time.
You will feel sad and angry and embarrassed and scared and happy and calm many many many times in your life. Stop being surprised and upset about this.

"You can be certain only of this moment that is in your hands. All promises for tomorrow are lies - and marriage is a promise for your whole life, that you will remain together, that you will love each other, that you will respect each other till your last breath."
"The problem is: biologically man is attracted to woman, women are attracted to men, but that attraction cannot remain the same forever."
"Lovers don’t deceive each other, they are saying the truth - but that truth belongs to the moment. When lovers say to each other, “I cannot live without you,” it is not that he is deceiving or she is deceiving, they mean it. But they don’t know the nature of life. Tomorrow this same woman will not look so beautiful. As days pass, the man and the woman both will feel that they are imprisoned. They have know each other’s geography completely. First it was an unknown territory to be discovered, now there is nothing to be discovered."
"That’s why passion turns into hate. The woman hates you, because you are going to do the same thing again. "

"It is not an insult to the woman to say, 'Honey, the honeymoon is over.'"