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>>82692515
inb4 shitty bait

>>82692515
isnt jontron now in the waffen SS?

>>82692515
It's the insecure beta pose.
I know people who do this IRL, they're literally too insecure and awkward to make a straight face while having a picture taken.

>>82692514
This was the first movie to give me a headache from merely watching it, I pray this is bait.

>>82692587
I got a headache from how much I laughed.

Why aren't there any parody movies? They were funny as shit. Chronologicaly there was the Narnia parody
300 parody, disaster movie, capeshit parody, twilight parody, and hunger games parody. Those are the ones off the top of my head. I don't remember anymore coming out from after that. At least not from a renown studio

>>82692429
Fuck, this movie mad me feel so uncomfortable. Dude was one of the most despicable protags ever captured on film.

moon was pretty good

>>82692624

For sure. Character wise, this film was incredible.

I think its too close to home :(

>>82692366
Julianna was the best Stephanie.

>>82692366

Too Asian

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>>82692366
Shes not.

>>82693233
Juliannas singing voice was better, but the new one has a cuter smile.

>>82693267
Shes portuguese actually

Oh man I want to suck her tits and call her mommy, then start to convulse and enter her, shouting "you're not daddy's cunt, you're MINE! My cunt! MY CUNT! MOMMY! MOMMY!" then cum and black out for a day.

>>82692022
>juggling a literal ass on your chest

why

DUDE SEX
DUDE DRUG
DUDE WHITE PEOPLE
this is the shittiest show on earth and you can't prove me wrong

Imagine being Chris in that scene.

Imagine if this was a good movie.

>>82692000
The ending was utter shit.

a homophobic christian man will be forced to get anally raped by an aids infested gay man or will died

I want hilarious/painful traps

They can drop the needlessly complicated plot angle.

>>82692038
I was wondering how much continuity there was actually going to be honestly after the first 7 did it that way. It says this is set a decade later after those though.

>>82691884
>tfw I haven't watched television in a year and a half

We won, frodo

>tfw, Charlie Rose's reanimated corpse is winding down

it's pretty shamelessly over the top. not good, but entertaining

>>82691816
Pretty much this minus the entertaining part for me. Its a silly ass show, stopped after the first season.

>>82691776
No. It's about a competent cop who gets angry sometimes. I think in the UK, it's mindblowing that it's a black guy and he can do his job, but for me it's just another cop show. Might as well watch Criminal Minds or SVU.

>>82691631
No war for (((you))), Captain

WAS SHOOTING YOURSELF IN THE HEAD, ONLY TO BLIND YOURSELF AND LIVE IN MISERY, PART OF YOUR PLAN?

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>>82691427

>>82691687
>literal black knight

>>82691720
lol

>jimmy feels so bad for destroying his brother that he runs away and changes his name

>>82691530
No he'll probably get sent off to the looney bin. I feel like Vince is trying to recreate Breaking Bad through Better Call Saul in the manner he intended. He wants to get remove the gratuitous violence (hence more non-violent/craftier solutions to problems between Mike and Jimmy, juxtaposing Walt and Jesses very reckless solutions). Half of the time you're being teased with violence that never happens, eg Mike with his sniper rifle scoping down those two druggies, all the while you think he's waiting for the right moment to pop them off, then he leaves them to get back in the truck and you realize why he through the drug shoes on the wire.

It's really well done, if you go back and watch Breaking Bad you'll realize how violent and nonsensical it seems.

I want him to get better.

I mostly torrent but use https://yesmovies.to/ a few times a month if I need to get something right away.

>>82691178
I want to rape her until she's totally broken and addicted to my cock.

daily reminder this kind of threads are made to put down streaming sites

>>82691064
Sorry sir, I don't have my crab leg license.

thank you robert

>>82691064
Not serving /dines/

Plebs

Aerie is best waifu.

>>82690966
You're a queer fellow

Did it actually have a compelling story?
I tried to play baldurs gate and icewind Dale when I was seven years old, but I was seven years old. I also read the first three drizzt books so I'm mildly familiar with Faerun and tenlakes.