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>>34787977

I got lucky today. The power went out at work and never came back on, so I got the day off.

>>34788019
No shit? When the power goes out at my job I'm the one that's tasked with fixing it. You're welcome by proxy.

>>34788054

meaning you work for the power company?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkZyeUq8N0E

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>>34787925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQWw-JaYDas
weeb skreemz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTp_GW0hYOw

Why do you need to tell them anything? Do as you will.

>>34787910
just sit them down in your living room / kitchen table or whatever and just flat out say your a failure who won't amount to anything above average you'll be a failure by societal standards
and everything they believed or hoped for was a petty dream believed in hopes you wouldn't off yourself or just give up at an early age but instead you just became a colossal failure.

feel free to change it up but i think the core message is strong enough that it will shut down any "BUT ANON YOU CAN DO ANYTHING"
arguments

well hopefully by "mediocre" you don't mean permanent NEET, because that's more like rock-bottom loserdom than mediocre.

mediocre is at least getting some mindless, 30k a year paper pushing dead end job.

just present it as great news to your parents, say you love what you do, etc.

Kids still use Internet for fun times and luls. It's not the same though at all, for all the obvious reasons!! Went from the wild west to the ball pit in McDonald.

>>34787889
>Did I just get older
No, Smartphone culture existed.

The real Internet still exists, friend.
You can find it in many places; Look to other imageboards.

Also, Look to i2p and the Tor network, those are some of the most beautiful networks in existence.

>>34787912
Are they having the same type of fun we had? Most of these kids I see are on social media. Do kids still shitpost on forums and troll online games like we did?

>>34787829
nah gurl u thicc af

i really dont know how it's even possible to get to that point

>>34787829
Your ass looks like a planet exploding in a sci-fi movie. Seek help.

>>34787825
Of course.

Be better than dating a biological woman.

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why do so many of you insist that a woman can have a dick? If /it/ has a dick, then it's male, which makes you a faggot.

>no hips

That's not a woman, even by lax standards.

I've never seen a yellow board SO obsessed with posting pics of guys/dicks, rarely posting naked chicks, yet claiming to be filled with straight guys.

>>34787871

Haven't you ever heard of "prison gay"?

>>34787871
this board is definitely gayer than that cousin that was banished from home because of catholic grandma

if this board wasn't full of this kind of bullshit it would be a much better place.
what's the problem with posting nice girls in stockings and complaining about the dick meme?

also, fuck sex. it's stupid that life is so centered on it. this must be a meme, right?
fucking post modernists

>>34787766
You wanna talk about it, OP? Is it really that serious?

we're here to talk man, what's happening?

Don't make rash decisions. Tough it out for a year and reflect.

>>34787749
He is a bro

>>34787761
not even, he was a sick cunt

He was a 100 lbs WoW player who roided and started shitposting and became famous because he had good aesthetics

He was a proto cyborg

>>34787724
normally the OP posts their chart first

>Country Flag
The Flag representing the United States of America
>Location
35.0527 N, 78.8784 W
>Age
19 Earthen revolutions around the star centralizing our solar system
>Biological Sex
Male (XY) 23 Chromosomes during Interphase
>Gender Identity
Male
>Sexuality
Human Female Attraction
>Single
I am a singular entity
>Virgin
I have not procreated with a human female
>Intelligence
Within the middle upper bounds of the average human population
>Wealth
Withing the middle upper bounds of the average human population
>Sex Life
I have not procereated with a human female
>Looks
Triploblastic. Not radially symetrical. 2 visual organs.
>Confidence
Withing the lower bounds of the average human population
>Social Life
Within the lower bounds of the average human population
>Happiness
An imbalance of dopamine currently hinders my emotional abilities
>Height
1.778 *10^3 mm
>Weight
6.804*10^7 mg
>Body Shape
Bilaterally symmetrical. Humanoid form. 4 limbs. Bipedal. Multicellular (naturally)
>Eye Color
Genes OCA2-HERC2, SLC24A4, SLC45A2. and TYR have allowed for a dark brown pigmentation
>Education+Career Goals/Interests
Currently investigating the the more minute points of science
>Hobbies+Activities
Within the lower bounds of the average human population
>Top Bands+Music Genres
Within the lower bounds of the average human population
>Top Movies+TV Shows
Within the lower bounds of the average human population
>Top Books
Within the lower bounds of the average human population
>Top Videogame
WIthin the lower bounds of the average human population
>one thing you couldn't live without
My Pituitary gland silly
>At Your Best
A male human that has successfully mated with a human female
>The Person You Are Right Now
A human that has not eloped with a human female
>At Your Worst
A human that has reached the end of its lifespan
>The Person You Were 5 Years Ago
>The Person Your Parents Want You To Be
>The Person You Never Want To Be
A human that has reached the

CHARACTER LIMIT REACHED

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Here we go then now.

Life is good if you think it's good. Pot smokers have it the best.

woow. guess one drug dealers testimony really changes the paradigm, huh.

>YES YES GOYIM
>KEEP TO THE ALCOHOL
>ONLY 14.99 SHEKELS

everything i need to do i can do on gnu plus linux, i do not play games and i don't use or need photoshop, all the alternative software for stuff i used on windows have worked completely fine for me. it works so well that i installed it on my dad's comp and he hasn't had a single problem with it.

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>>34787713
>cant play games
except it can; steam exists on linux despite there being less game availability because game companies are afraid of being open sauce
>cant run any useful programs
except it can.. perhaps you should expand on this since this is extremely vague as to what one would find particularly useful.
>have to use fucking command prompt to do anything
wrong again.

that being said i moved away from dual booting linux with windows in favor of more storage

and with that being said ive been considering moving back with how much bloatware microsoft is shoving down unknowing, unconcerned consumer's throats. i have no use for the vast majority of default programs they force you to install. at least you can uninstall 90% of them. still particularly pissed about cortana and how it HAS to run in the background despite i have zero use for a robobitch that does less for me than google.

>>34787854
>except it can.. perhaps you should expand on this since this is extremely vague as to what one would find particularly useful.

99% of the time people just mean photoshop when they say this

>>34787653
Before you go, what'd ya do?

What did you do? Ggfghjhgb

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crime against nature of sorts. somebody died.

>>34787635
Looks cute. Would smash.

whats the point of this thread? who cares about some fag? is this thread's purpose just to shit on him? thats pretty sad and unnecessary. you could be doing better things with your time.

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>doesn't have a real job, only ""works"" on his computer in the dark all day to get internetbux
>ditched school too, he's technically a NEET because youtube is not a real job
>is /chinlet/
>makes fun of autistic people
>is sick of absolute chads like fouseytube cucking him
>does lots of drugs to make his life feel less shitty

why does /r9k/ hate him again?

Black hair obv

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i dont care i just want someone to love me

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>>34787631
verdettes