>tfw you have to go to work in 1 hour

>>34787977

I got lucky today. The power went out at work and never came back on, so I got the day off.

>>34788019
No shit? When the power goes out at my job I'm the one that's tasked with fixing it. You're welcome by proxy.

>>34788054

meaning you work for the power company?

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>>34787977
Better get going, wagie.
You don't want to make Mr. Sheckelstein mad, now would you?

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>>34787977
WAGIE!!
Why are posting here wagie?
Mr. Nosenhebrew will fire you if you don't go clock in!

>>34788193

Mr. Sheckelstein says I'm a model employee. I follow all the rules to a T my man. My coworkers think I'm a twat, though.

work is actually a nice escape from my real life (ie what i do with my free time) completely monotonous tasks is annoying but at least you're getting paid.

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>tfw at work now
Surprise phone call asking me to come in on my day off. I literally had nothing better to do because all my friends are cunts that never reply to my messages or make any effort to see me.

>>34787977
>tfw have to go to work and deal with my mom because she's my boss
>tfw have to see her more at work than when i was living at home
it's a special kind of hell lads

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>>34787977
excuse me?
Oh, hi wagie. Please, don't mind me. Just zipping through.

>ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP

>>34788232
wtf

when I was NEET, I felt like there was at least the possibility that I would self-learn something useful with all that free time

With a wagecuck job, you literally have like 3 hours after work before you sleep

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You don't "have to" what are they going to do if you don't, break down your door and drag your ass to work? Turn your phone off and go to sleep.

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>>34788193
>>34788214
>>34788409
>>34788500
All neets should be quarantined to wizchan.

>>34788568

wizchan is garbage.

>>34788568
but I hugged a griIl

>>34788617
why?


originale formuoli

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>tfw you have never gone to work and never will

>>34787977

iktf

Tired of the lazy cunts at work, all the heavy tasks are put onto me because I am often the only male who gets shit done

>>34788897
retail fag detected

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I gotta go to work in 2 hours. I work 10hours a month on top of goverment benefits so its pretty neat. 10 hours a month ain't shit and it gives me plenty of more money to spend on vidya.
The best part is that my job is all about escorting some slightly retarded robot around the town. He seems exactly like your typical robot here.

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>>34788930

get me out of this hell, I beg you

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>>34788986
I'm with you in this hell, been working at walmart for two years.

>>34789031
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/username/breakroom/

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>>34789127
the stench of failure in the walmart breakroom is strong.