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Show us the chad pictures you used, I want to see what it takes to get some nudes from tinder sluts

>>34835971
I love these Chad pretender threads.

>be friends with girl because we knew eachother when we were kids
>disgusting weeaboo. uses japanese phrases to english people, talks about naruto all the time, etc.
>also a generally hateful and angry person so even weeb aside she's annoying
>feel compelled to tolerate it because I've known her so long and her life sucks but secretly hate her guts

>>34835912
why don't you just tell her to go away or something, are you autistic dude?

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>>34835857

>woke up today
>chill out for bit, do some coding and have a nice lunch
>play a bit of overwatch and then decide to go on 4chan
>see this autistic thread, start writing a reply to it.

>>34835759
>Who is best girl and why is it Rin?
she's literally the easiest girl to get lol

I think Rin path is the second most common after fucking failing with the conspiracy guy, maybe even more common than that

best girl is either emi or Hanako, but I think most people can agree that Rin is the WORST fucking girl in the whole game LMAO

The writers tried to hard to make Rin quirky and the end result just feels forced and cringey. In other words your waifu is shit.

i like hanako because she is burns and ascared of people

>>34835739
i can never tell if these threads are serious or not. what would bring someone to be attracted to a landwhale? i can't understand it at all

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funny how this is the only fetish thread that regularly gets posted

here's a fatty for your trouble though op

>>34835771
everyone has a kink

Used to do the same thing, it's shitty. Just delete the chat, you'll feel 100x better

>>34835480
It hurts like hell. I don't know what I said or did for her to go cold on my ass. She was the only one that cared for me and told me nice things.

I just want to forget her...

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It's incredible seeing the changes that subtly took place over the last 6 years since falling in love with her. I still love her deeply and I wish to fuck that she'd come back, but deep down I realize that she's no longer the sweet, innocent nerdy girl I met in anime club in high school.

Still fucking painful to see all the "I LOOOOOOVE YOU ^_^"s that we'd send each other. I'm going to delete it all soon, as soon as I grow the balls to.

I think the reason I don't is that a small sliver of me thinks she'll come back (though I know she won't) and those chats would be so meaningful to have.

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>>34835477
this is a pretty gay thread anon, I think maybe you are false flagging a little

don't think we don't know what you are trying to do anon

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>>34835499
For real I'm straight I just want to try it once. I'm really horned up right now.

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You say that now and you have an idea of what it'll feel like but you never really know how uncomfortable and quite painful it is once you get it. I don't recommend it - stick to porn, anon.

>>34835433
didnt read your shitty story

sauce on gif

>>34835456
dunno mate sorry.

>attention grabbing gif grabbed too much of my attention
need sauce

>>34835321
for an unflattering picture, that's actually not bad. you have potential

>>34835321
Op isnt even ugly.

Tfw OP is a bit handsome

>>34835013
are you a 7/10?

>>34835032
I don't know anon. I'd consider myself like a 4-5/10, but one of my female friends told me I'm like an 8/10. But I think she was lying to make me feel good because she pities me.

>>34835013
Why don't you just ask?

>girl is clearly a shy introverted nerd
>0% match

OP confirmed chad

>implying
they want chad weebs

>>34834923
>forward
>atheist
>non-monogamous
top kekarino

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>>34834843
Still waiting.. pretty sure its just reeling from excessive drug use

>>34834944
yeah? what's going on with you?

I'm wondering if there's any other robots with DID or another dissociative disorder.

The movie 2012 ?

>>34834829
Fight Club

Orgyname

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Textless posts are really really not allowed

All he did was grow a beard. Come on

>>34834718
Aspergers and autism don't effect how you look. It means he was completely crippled socially and had no idea how to socialize.

Most of the people on /r9k/ would look good if they lost weight and tried wearing some nice clothes.

>>34835115

come on, he just grew a beard

>>34834659
I want to die

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNSsv86lsok

>>34834680
That feel is kinda dark for a comfy thread, anon. Why do you want to die?

>>34834659
NOT a comfy pic
it is suffocated and menacing
they are in a pressure chamber
surrounded everywhere by gaping death
in HELL

>>34833953
enjoy that one time interaction you get, because people who act like this are avoided like a plague

>>34833953
Bad idea, she'll tell her swole boyfriends and you'll be beaten to a pulp
Also, her angry bitch friends will scream at you

>>34834012
>not bringing a legally concealed knife or ice scraper
>implying i dont want the girls to yell at me so i can keep insulting them after their voice boxes break