Getting nudes with my chad tinder account is so easy.

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Show us the chad pictures you used, I want to see what it takes to get some nudes from tinder sluts

>>34835971
I love these Chad pretender threads.

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>>34836104
I used this mega chad, hes some fitness model. He doesn't look like a super catfish though

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I'll dump the nudes I got from this roastie tonight. Apparently she's a grade school math teacher.

>>34836157
Fuck that's a damn fine cat. Does the cat help?

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>>34836197
>grade school math teacher
good shit son

>>34835971
Hey thanks anon, this really is making me feel a little more human today, thank you for that. Looking forward to the rest.

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If roasties want to act like pornstars, then the whole internet should be able to see.

>>34836137
I know right these are some good shit.

>>34836197
that roast poking out

>>34836217
Yeah the cat helps, girls tend to like guys with cute pets even more.

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>it's this easy for attractive men to get nudes

it's like people live in a whole different world
it's shit like this that makes me want to kill myself

>>34836271
hey anon post the chats. i want to self insert and pretend im capable of doing this

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>>34836265
Glad I could help anon, here's some more to enjoy.

>>34836197
I don't know how anyone can take a woman seriously after seeing their nudes. Not in terms of attractiveness but professionally. Looking at these pictures or any nudes makes me laugh thinking about how they are out in the workforce thinking their opinions matter and they're making a difference and being taken seriously.

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>>34836313

You are not privy to level of godliness Chad possesses. He can walk up to a qt, the same qt you've pined for , and fuck her the SAME DAY. It's fucking god mode; it's playing with cheats turned out.

I'll never know what that feels like

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>>34836318
Here they are, I covered her number because I don't want any normie white Knights ruining the fun for us.

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>>34836324
ANON PLEASE POST THE CHATS

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>>34836318
Here's more of the chat, nothing special. As Chad really saying anything goes.

>>34836413
It's freed me in a way, seeing the world this way. Unknown society owes me nothing and in turn I owe it nothing, can't wait for Bannon to fuck it all up.

>>34836455
post this picture in full resolution please

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>>34836413
I think the worst part is that it's not something that you can achieve through hard work

you can't automatically become taller
sure you can lift but Chad doesn't need to, as long as he stays skinny his face is all he needs
he grew up being treated differently so his outlook on life is much better
it's like Chads live in an alternate reality compared to us

I just want to die, it's not even like I could achieve Chad status one day. I wasn't born with it so I'll never have it

>>34836197
Can't toast the roast, sorry...

>>34836455
>>34836426
She's so ridiculously fucking cute. I wish I had a chance with a girl like this one day. Although I doubt I ever will.

>>34836463

So much this. I've gone full Samson at work. Dropping redpills daily, literally naming the Jew, even called the Jew at work a kike to his face. I can't get fired because reasons and I truly think bannon is gonna A C T I V A T E I T, so I'm just going all in.

>>34836518

Yep, we never stood a chance. Chad lives life in another universe, bouncing from qt to qt without a smidgen of effort.

>tfw all your crushes probably fucked chad
>tfw chad is like the protagonist of a harem anime

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I will be dumping the convo with the roastie for all the people that wanted to see.

>>34836455
>>34836426
Can you post chats leading up to initial nudes being sent. I wanna know exactly what you said to get to that point. Might try this out one day.

post her profile please, love reading roastie bios

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>>34836463
>>34836413

My old roommate was a super ultra giga Chad. He is a good dude and we are friends but watching how women interacted with him redpilled the fuck out of me about the entire gender.

>I have to jump through half a dozen fiery hoops and pray the planets are aligned favorably just to get a 6/10 to acknowledge my existence
>must put forth 100% of the effort to have any chance of a successful date or letting laid
>even if I pass every goddamn skill check she puts up, she still keeps looking for a better man and will drop me the instant she can do better
>but my old Chad roommate didn't have to do anything at all to have 9/10s fighting for him
>he rejected women 10x hotter than I would ever have a chance with because he would rather spend the night drinking or playing video games
>this only made them want him more

Watching this process play out a few dozen times was enough to make me despise half the humans on Earth.

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I even told her I was a White nationalist, and into nazi role play. She is super liberal but she was actually going along with it. Anything goes when you're chad I guess.

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>>34836518
anon don't feel like that. our qt is out there waiting for us. and even if she isn't just keep doing you and at least you can live comfy

Redpill: the thread.

>>34836157

10/10 fucking cat holy shit look at that fur

that puss has the heart of a lion you can tell

>>34836590
Truly doing god's work, keep it up please

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Roasties are vile creatures.
This slut is teaching young children.

>>34836590
I've been saving up money from my kike job, really just going to sell my.shit and setup in Japan for a bit and wait for it to all end. Sick of working for the Jew. I envy Bannon, being in a position to change it all.

>>34836639
Hahahaha holy fuck the female gender can truly be pathetic for chad. I suppose the same situation would apply with a super attractive girl, but most guys have a little more self respect

>>3483666 she sent a video of her deepthroating her vibrater. But i can't post it. Also looks like satan approves of my thread.

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>>34836595
I knew a chad in college, just watching him gave me an insight into another life that I wish I never knew
>6'7
>blonde with blue eyes
>played tight end for the football team

when he walked by girls would literally stop talking to each other to just stare at him with their mouths open, he wouldn't even notice. This happened literally everywhere he went without fail. Whenever I saw him walking anywhere girls would literally just stand and watch him.

He always had this look on his face like he just finished fucking a girl.

girls laughed at absolutely EVERYTHING he said, he didn't even have to make a joke and they'd laugh.

He had a 8/10 gf and regularly cheated on her with other girls, she knew about it and let it happen because she was afraid she'd never get anyone better than him

>>34836596
>still jew enough?
what
where did you get that guy's pic

>>34836700
POST THE FUCKING VIDEO YOU CANT JUST TELL US ABOUT IT AND NOT POST IT

>>34836590
I'm not sure what Bannon is but you sound like an insufferable twat

>>34836705
I told her she looked like a jew and that I was into nazi role play on tinder.

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>>34836669

>Chad: ayyy baby u wan som fuk
>Roastie: OH MY GOD CHAD FUCK ME UNNNNNGGGGG
>Average man: Hey, I noticed you like x,y, and z. Have you...
>Roastie:


WHY WAS I BORN INFERIOR. WHY WHY WHY WHY

>>34836725
But what did the roastie say though I'm confused

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>>34836647
I haven't been in a good place anon, seeing shit like this makes me hate real life. I can't even use 4chan as an escape anymore because tons of newfags have flooded this place thanks to gamergate and the election. I can't recognize 4chan anymore.

Where am I supposed to go? My life is shit and this place has been the only thing keeping me sane the past 10 years and now it's all changed to shit so fast.

>>34836714
It doesn't appear when I'm choosing a file, I'm on mobile.

>>34836740

>Implying a roastie would respond to a message from an average male

where the feet at anon
please anon

>>34836743
hotwheels chan is comfy

tell me what ails you my child

>>34836747
File size is probably too big, upload it somewhere my man

>>34836720

Nah I saved a shitload of coworkers $700 this year by explaining to them how they won't get the tax penalty anymore for not having health insurance. They all love me. You're just butthurt that you have to hang out with me on here.

And you don't know who Bannon is because you're a moron.

>>34836639
Why do women seem to be slaves to their biology more so than men? Both sexes are obviously but it seems way more prevalent in females. Like they don't have any principles or morals or original thoughts and if they do they will abandon them fast if they interfere with a chad. What did nature mean by this?

>>34835971
To bad you'll never get the real thing. My girlfriend sends me so many nudes she's running out of ideas

>>34836788
Submission is the word you're looking for

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>>34836760
I'm on there too but that's starting to change as well

I have a degree I don't want, just quit my job that I hated and that nearly drove me to suicide, the only people I talk to on a daily basis are my mom and anons

now with everything changing around here I have nowhere to go. I just want things to go back to the way they were. Even just 3 years ago this place was considerably better

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>>34836625
Typical whore college girl really.

>>34836518
Survival of the fittest. Sorry you weren't naturally selected chap

>>34836743

Work more and be good at your job. You won't sweat shit here.

4chan is for memes, radical honesty, entertainment recommendations, porn, and help finding streams n shit. Anything more and you're doing it wrong.

You're also probably gonna be that 40 something dude with the absolutely hideous fat wife. You're young and placated by porn, just wait til you get older and your lonely trumps your lust. Ya know what, just lurk moar, son.

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>>34836426
ANON WANT MILKY MILKY NOW MOMMY!!!

>>34836795
Enjoy Chad's leftovers normie.

>>34836802
yeah go find another smaller sight desu. like is said hotwheels chan is comfy and drives away normos

>>34836803
>19
Why the fuck does she look like she's 40?
Don't do meth, kids.

>>34836455

>only like 4 inches

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I didn't ask for this feel

>>34836803
Something about that just makes me really salty. I'm not sure what it is.

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>>34836596
>That textbook Chad pic

I... I don't know what I expected desu my famalams

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>>34836829
>4chan is for memes, radical honesty, entertainment recommendations, porn, and help finding streams n shit. Anything more and you're doing it wrong.
how fucking new are you

>You're young and placated by porn
nice projections

>>34836838
Years of partying and also wearing 5 pounds of makeup beginning at the age of 10 will mess up your skin.

>actually manage to get a super like
>cute nerdy chick
>agrees to meet up in a week
>decide to scope the social media

Like a fucking master of disguising fat. Baggy clothes and dresses, that standing sideways bullshit. I can't believe I feel for it like a moron. How do I handle this, lads?

>>34836835
that's starting to change too though
not to mention with /pol/ being their largest board everything is political

I'm just really tired of seeing "cuck" everywhere. I don't think a single word has stagnated chan culture more than cuck

>>34836858
You really think girls like anything else? They either like the typical blonde hair blue eyed aryan poster boy, or chads with neatly trimmed beards and brown hair.

>>34836803

>Has a limited amount of space to write useful information about herself
>Includes "infp" and "gemini"

What a fucking retard. I mean at least "pescatarian" and "berniebro" signal that she's a leftist retard, which is useful information to know. But that other shit? reeeeee

>>34836803
Yeah she looks like she's desperate for the affection daddy never gave her, so I guess this outcome doesn't surprise me

>>34836878
fuck her and then never talk to her again, cut all contact

>>34836878
act like you are mentally ill. tell her about the weird conspiracies and shit and laugh at inappropriate times. That is, if you actually care about her feelings. Otherwise, just tell her you can't make it to the meetup. You don't have to tell her why

>>34836900
I don't know man I think she has thicker forearms and calves than I do.

>>34836907
I've considered doing this as an exit strategy. Just make a conscious effort to be unappealing and weird. I mean more so than normal.

>>34836892
She even told me on tinder that she's into older men, and has a "daddy kink" she said her last bf was 9 years older than her.

>>34836932
if you can't see yourself getting any amount of enjoyment from her then just cut contact now

>>34836669
Guys what's happening to me? It's almost like I'll never be able to take a women in professional position again in my life.

>>34836892
Also she's majoring in psychology. You can't get anymore stereotypical Stacy than that.

These threads are depressing but then again Im a misanthrope and hate everyone.

these treads always ram a redpill down my throat

women are cruel

>>34836890
>/pol/shit shows more than the answer to an 80 question test about personality
You're more retarded than she is

>>34837498

>An 80 question test about personality designed by housewives and based off the work of a discredited "psychologist"

Yeah, good one, anon. That is certainly more relevant than the automatic trash designation noted by her socialist tendencies. You stupid fuck.

>>34836613
this, post the whole chat

>>34835971
Why don't you send her somewhere for a date and/or fuck and either not show up or watch from a distance?

Alternatively you could send her to a vacant house, and rape her.

>>34837775
I'll try and send her to some place on a date, that will be funny considering females are known for setting up dates with guys but never showing.

>>34838514
yeah but post the chat from the start

>>34836678
did you hear about the super flu in japan. I would wait a while.

>>34835971
I have 234 matches with my semi chad profile. I probably got around 100 numbers in 2 months but never bothered after that.
It actually helped me get better on text game because I didn't use an ultra chad.

>>34836157
If such a plain looking gay guy can get matches, imagine if you used your own picture. You could actually lose your virginity!

>>34838727
Why haven't you tried with your own real profile? You have the hang of the conversation by now.

>>34836313
You think you feel bad now, go and see how the ultra rich live.

I'm ugly, however due to having a rather nice dick I have gotten a lot of nudes. Lately even yesterday on a 'fake' snapchat I have here where i added a girl via a anonymous app where you can write something and people within 10km will see it called jodel. She posted hers and I added. Got a boob pic quite fast. Now take into account what a guy with a nice dick but shit face can do then you can only imagine what a good looking bloke is able to do.

>>34838831
I'm living with my mom and I'm going back to university next semester in another city so I'm waiting until then.
Also I'm pale as fuck from not going out and I just had an acne breakout.
In short I'm a pussy

>>34838821
yes OP, listen to this retard, if a 6'3'' male model can get matches, an average/below average guy like you will be drowning in pussy

>get nudes
>use nudes to send to lesbians and acquire more nudes

>>34838915
That guy isn't attractive to anyone but gay males. Says a lot about robots.

>>34838920
>When you divide the zero

sshhiiiiiiieeeet

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>>34836577
>want a chance with a roastie who sends nudes to random chads on tinder
ya sure?

>>34836880
agreed, anon. hell, I'm not apolitical but I hate seeing politics everywhere I go. why can't people chill and just talk about fun stuff? this is why healing anime exists

fuck, this thread is killing me on the inside.
women really will jump through flaming hoops for chad
>I never had a chance
as desperate as we are, at least we have enough self-respect not to break our necks staring at a 10/10 walking by

>>34839275
this.

Fuck women treat them like dirt and ignore them. They aren't worth the time of day. Ancestors were right to keep them lock in the kitchen all day.

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>>34839319
I, too, feel this now.

>>34839275
You see what you want to see. There is nothing Chad about OP's profile.

>>34839275
>enough self-respect not to break our necks staring at a 10/10 walking by
i wish i had anon

>>34835971
Bump for more self pity and rage fuel

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Forget what anyone says, personality dont mean jack shit.

It's all about looks and height.

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I'll post some older pics I got too. This one is from an asian girl that was crazy for Chad's cock.

>>34836795
fucking this. Every day I try to come up with new ideas.

>>34836271
blatant mustache

>>34836631
>Watching this process play out a few dozen times was enough to make me despise half the humans on Earth.
So the girls did what you do around hot chicks? Nice argument you have there.

>>34836313
You're playing life on hard mode.
Chad is easy
Normie is normal
Robot is hard
Nigger is insane

>>34836743
You are getting older. Places like these are always populated with kids.

>>34840602
Robots are normies who chose to make their lives more difficult. You can turn down the difficulty anytime.

>>34835971
Why even bother when there is more porn available for free than any man could ever watch in his lifetime?

This shit has to be bait lmao

>>34840492
unga bunga more pls post face innocent submissive asian needs to be oppressed by cock

>>34839275
>at least we have enough self-respect not to break our necks staring at a 10/10 walking by
lol speak for yourself fag

>>34840602
>nigger is insane
Im sorry but free scholarships, jobs, constant big dick memeing and a free non-expiring get out of trouble race card put niggers in normal

>>34835971
Why would you want nudes from random girls when even amateur porn is easy to come by these days?
It seems like wasted effort/time.

>>34841240
Its more rewarding.

>>34841259
Hm, I figured the act of getting them to give you the images was what you were getting out of it. Good on you I guess, if you enjoy it all the more power to you.