ITT: Ways to hurt roasties >mention how hairy her arms are

>>34833953
enjoy that one time interaction you get, because people who act like this are avoided like a plague

>>34833953
Bad idea, she'll tell her swole boyfriends and you'll be beaten to a pulp
Also, her angry bitch friends will scream at you

>>34834012
>not bringing a legally concealed knife or ice scraper
>implying i dont want the girls to yell at me so i can keep insulting them after their voice boxes break

tell her you'd be her boyfriend if she was a virgin

or tell her that she's trashy/homely

>>34833953
>mention how hairy her arms are
But some fuzz on the arms is qt

>>34834057
>Ice scraper
Please tell me more, senpai.

>>34834070
Apparently girls are really self-conscious about their arms.

>>34834111
Hard plastic ice scraper that goes over your knuckles, its like undetectable brass knuckles

>>34833953
The best insults are those disgusted as genuine compliments

>Ask them their age
>"Wow, never would've guess that. You look mature for you age."

So when is the baby due?

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>>34834165
So standard mall ninja shit?

>>34833953
lol my friend told some girl she had hairy arms
she legit shaved them the next day lol

>>34833953
>"kek im gonna be a roastie destroyer!1!"
>drive away all women
>post on R9k asking how to get gf/why people don't like you

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>>34834565
you are why i hate women so fucking much
so fake

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>mfw no hairy arm gf

>>34835512
Nothing really mall ninja about it, put it on and punch, because brass knuckles are illegal these are a good sub

I accidently roasted a roasty once at work

>over hear people talk about how roasty is pregnant
>"hey congratulations roasty, I heard you were 6 months pregnant! I couldn't even tell!
>....I'm not pregnant, anon
>later found out that they were talking about a different roasty with same name
>roasty I congardualated on being pregnant was just being fat

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>>34833953
>say she should wear makeup (when she already is)

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>>34835707

No anon, you have it wrong
>youngbots and naivebots come here to ask how they can get a gf or post feels threads about their problems with women
>enlightened posters have made peace with the fact they will die alone and instead get pleasure from tormenting roasties - a small bit of revenge for the lifetime of invisibility and disdain we receive from half the human race

>>34837226

>tfw insults from sad lonely beta strangers only make you feel pity, not anger

>tfw you take away the only thing they can get which is making you feel bad as revenge

>>34837226

This this this

Only faggots want a gf

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>roastie asks for help with something, expecting help because she is a woman and I am a man
>refuse

>>34834065
>tell her you'd be her boyfriend if she was a virgin
This one's great. They'll try to say slut shaming is a bad thing but deep down they know you're right.

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>>34833953
>Mention their eyebrows are fucked up
>Mention if their eyes are too far apart, or too close together
>Mention their long neck, or lack of neck
>Mention their mustache if they have lip stubble
>Mention their man-jaw if they have one
>Mention if their teeth are fucked up
>Mention their weight

It's all the little things that are hard to fix

>>34834160
my ex wife/girlfriend in highschool waxed her hairy italian arms
it looked bizarre, sort of how you see a girl with missing eyebrows and can't really pinpoint what is wrong with her face for a while

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>>34834065
>>34837419
>They'll try to say slut shaming is a bad thing but deep down they know you're right.
it really wonders if women lie about how many guys they have and say shit like

>>34837176
AHAHAHAHAHAHA oh that is so awkward

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>>34837419
>roastie asks for help with something, expecting help because she is a woman and I am a man
>refuse

I've done this before. Easy and good.

i've heard girls with hairy arms are extra horny and sexual

wtf i want a hairy armed gf now

I think I roasted a roastie once

>Be in a shop at the checkout with my shit on the conveyor belt
>Roastie joins the line behind me and keeps smiling my way
>Eventually she asks if she can go in front of me seeing as she only has one item
>Say no
>She instantly stops the smiles and audibly huffs now and again

To this day I don't know why that bitch didn't go to the self service or the express lane. Dumb cunt.

>>34837293
You don't insult them outright, that's not how it works. You gotta play their little passive aggression game and just make sly remarks in a way that you can play it off if they confront you about it. The point here isn't to say anything significant, it's just to get them thinking about something they hate. If you do it right they'll be stewing over what you said all day without being able to say anything because you can just say that you were 'joking' or 'just making an observation' or whatever.

>>34833953
OP I legit said that hairy arms thing to a girl once, and I got in big shit with the teacher because apparently she was a muslim and what I said was taken to be islamaphobic

I still chuckle about it sometimes

>>34838266
This is absolutely true. Sometimes weeks before they're like, "the other day? When you said 'girls that wear leggings are trashy'? We're you talking about me?"

>>34838367
Muslim and a girl that's a twofer, bet your mama is proud of ya kiddo.

>>34838418
The best is if you have a friend you can really lay into them without even talking to them directly. Just make sure you're talking in earshot 'You know what I really think about girls like...' and make sure to say shit you know they'll hate. This is how you use the roastie's game against her, except as a jaded loser that spends a lot of his time on the internet you can probably think up some witty shit that will really get to her.