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Its fucking story time fuckers.
So I hear my name being called by the door at 12, so I head downstairs to findout that my sister and her boyfriend got their stupid little honda fit stuck in the blizzard.
I'll spare the details, 3 shovels, 1 ice pick, a hammer, and a snowblower plus half an hour later, its back in the parking spot.
I'm heading back inside when fucking buddy across the road gets his stupid little frontwheel drive piece of shit gets stuck too.
So I'm like fuck, are we just gunna leave this guy standing there with his dick out in the middle of the road in a fucking blizzard?
But my sister and her boyfriend already helped 2 other stupid cunts out the snow on their way home before they got stuck, so they're like fuck it we're going to bed.
The dude across the road is swearing into his fucking phone, and the dudes like 65 and probably weighted like 40 pounds total so I'm like fuck bud, you want me to shovel instead?
So I clear the way with the shovel, then get in front to rock it back and forth to get the momentum going.
Finally we get her to the end of the driveway, and hes calling it quits saying thats where she says.
So I'm sitting in my underwear after taking a hot shower, telling you fucks about it.
How was your nights?
fucker didn't even give me a beer or nothing for helping too
fuck
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>>34835433
didnt read your shitty story
sauce on gif
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>>34835456
dunno mate sorry.
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>attention grabbing gif grabbed too much of my attention
need sauce
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>>34835527
blondbunny on mfc
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>>34835456
>>34835527
it's blond bunny you fucking retards who can't reverse search
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Sorry OP but I'm just here for the gif
Never make a thread with an unrelated image more interesting than the thread itself
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>>34835456
BlondeBunny
happy fapping
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>>34835433
Well, I complained to a girl about Valentines and how it makes me kinda depressed. She's the same, said she just wants to hang out.
I took that as her opening the door. Somehow I was correct.
Now I don't know if she's meaning "as friends" or not but considering it's Valentines I feel like it'd be safe to assume there's at least a little emotional undercurrent right?
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>>34835706
Literally just ask her.
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>>34835706
i think she means as friends
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>>34835706
I rekon it's just friends buddy, but, maybe a little something could spark out of it. It would also be nice to hang out with someone that feels the same way y'know?
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>>34835433
It snowed really badly here on Thursday, I just stayed home with my cat all comfy. It was pretty great senpai
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>>34835456
http://spankbang.com/st52/video/blondbunny+bath
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>>34835812
>>34835864
>>34835907
I'll probably ask her day of.
Fuck it man. Worth a run.
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>>34836035
Go for it buddy! I wouldn't expect a yes but, you might get lucky
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>>34835433
Stop/10
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>>34835706
That depends on where you take it. If you make moves and act like a dominant guy then you've got her.
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>>34836035
Don't ask her. DO NOT ASK HER. >>34836555
Do this and if she isn't having any of it then rinse and repeat with someone else.
Asking her assumes a position of authority, making you seem weaker than her, as in you value her discretion more than yours, making you seem insecure.
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>>34836610
I guess I get that. I feel like I'm already coming across as a beta bitchboy, despite efforts not to do so.
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>>34836697
nice. you got a car to pick her up tho?
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>>34836825
I do, but here's the thing: It's a PT Cruiser.
You can see why I haven't gotten laid up to this point.
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>>34836930
Probably going to buy pic related soon, is it much better than the pt cruiser in terms of social stigma?
(I'll still buy it regardless because it's good for my specific needs)
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>>34837822
From what I understand (and I wish I'd known this earlier) hatchbacks generally are frowned upon.
Better off getting something like a Corolla.
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>>34837858
Huh, that's what I suspected. I guess I could get it in a darker/neutral color to somewhat mitigate the "cute" look, if I actually cared about that.
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>>34835433
wow, a redditor that can't into greentexting?
I thought that was covered on your first day of /r/4chan
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>>34838024
Yeah, probably a safe bet
>tfw I could have gotten a Jeep fornmy first car
>tfw chose the cruiser because it was smaller and easier to handle
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>>34835433
A FUCKING LEAF
I'd be will to bet my pay check OP is Canadian
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>>34835433
should have just helped only neighbourbro instead
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>>34836697
Don't give her too many choices anon, women like it when you're in control. Set a time and a place, period. If she's interested she'll make herself available. If she absolutely cannot, she'll let you know. Good luck with her btw
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>>34835433
That sucks OP. I'm glad it doesn't snow here.
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>>34836930
>PT Cruiser
jesus why would you buy something that hideous
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>>34838201
Basically that was what I tried to do. I failed, I think, but there was an attempt.
Will keep this in mind for tomorrow.
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>>34836930
I thought you had a chance up until I read this
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>>34835433
Buy a heat gun and an extension cord, son. Jesus fuck.
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>>34835433
Atleast you did nice stuff. Nice stuff makes the world a better place.
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